(10-30-2016 03:47 PM)debeguiled Wrote:  

(10-30-2016 02:39 PM)ElFlaco Wrote:  3. People who tell stories giving you unnecessary details instead of the big picture. "So then he said: You should come back later. And I said: I can't because I have to do something then. And then he said: Maybe you could cancel that. And I said: I might not be able to." JUST TELL ME HOW IT ENDED.

This is basically anyone who has ever called in to a radio talk show. It is a sophisticated art, and some of them can keep the host from saying, "Caller, do you have a question?" by expertly gauging how impatient people are getting, and then seeming like they are about to ask a question, and then just going back to rambling the moment they feel they are off the hook.

Richard Cristy has this down to an artform:

I hate the treasury department.

I hate feminist subversion of academia. It's just cost me a career as a traditional academic. If you do not think in the same way, they cut you out. Glad I learned it now before wasting money on this.

There are many things I like and admire about American culture but I absolutely hate and despise the tipping culture here. In the same vein, I hate valet parking.

I hate Hillary Clinton.

I hate condoms. I absolutely hate the smell of latex. It's so gross and is a huge turnoff.

Yesterday I saw two pathetic looking people standing on a street corner holding signs. I started to smile when I saw that the woman's sign said, "Make America Great Again!" I was tempted to run her over when the bottom part read, "by voting for Hillary." I hate that slogan-stealing bitch.

I hate the advertising on Hulu. Every commercial it's something about social justice. In the most in your face method. Why can't I just be annoyed by someone trying to sell me a razor?

That alone will have me cancelling the service after I finish this show I'm watching.

It's gotten to the point where I inconvenience myself by removing my headphones just to not hear the retarded drivel.

I hate having an upset stomach. I've had diarrhea for the past couple days and it's ruined my weekend. Hopefully, I'll be better in time by Tuesday and Monday so I can crush my exams head-on.

(11-13-2016 07:47 PM)King of Monkeys Wrote:  I hate having an upset stomach. I've had diarrhea for the past couple days and it's ruined my weekend. Hopefully, I'll be better in time by Tuesday and Monday so I can crush my exams head-on.

Drink gatorade or pedalite to rehydrate yourself.


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I hate crappy millennial service workers. I had one as barista that took his time to make my drink and gave me cup cover with syrup.

(11-13-2016 07:47 PM)King of Monkeys Wrote:  I hate having an upset stomach. I've had diarrhea for the past couple days and it's ruined my weekend. Hopefully, I'll be better in time by Tuesday and Monday so I can crush my exams head-on.

I hate being lactose intolerant. So I feel you.

To expand on it, when I was very young (3 years old) i would get HORRIBLE ear infections, i'd be screaming in pain constantly, so my mom kept sending me to doctors who would pump me full of antibiotics constantly while i was still in early development. As a result, my stomach / gi tract has been permanently fucked up. I can barely digest anything. Anything with even a little too much oil / grease sends me into extremely painful diarrhea attacks. Sometimes it doesn't matter what I eat. It sucks cuz I love spicy food.

(11-13-2016 09:38 PM)Red_Pillage Wrote:  I hate being lactose intolerant. So I feel you.

To expand on it, when I was very young (3 years old) i would get HORRIBLE ear infections, i'd be screaming in pain constantly, so my mom kept sending me to doctors who would pump me full of antibiotics constantly while i was still in early development. As a result, my stomach / gi tract has been permanently fucked up. I can barely digest anything. Anything with even a little too much oil / grease sends me into extremely painful diarrhea attacks. Sometimes it doesn't matter what I eat. It sucks cuz I love spicy food.

That really sucks. I have a friend who had stomach surgery and my dad's had back surgery, and they both came out with various digestion problems. It makes me wonder how much doctors really know what they're doing, and how much of it is pure guesswork to see what happens.

I hate Ben Affleck.

He's the very definition of a limousine liberal. I doubt if anyone at RVF likes the guy, but just in case you thought he was tolerable -- let me present some evidence to the contrary:

Exhibit A:

Affleck getting "triggered" on "Real Time with Bill Maher" when discussing Islam





Exhibit B:

A seemingly intoxicated Affleck defends Tom Brady's #deflategate controversy





It's actually kind of funny how Affleck, a staunch democrat, goes to bat for a guy who voted for Trump.

Bottom line: Affleck's a mediocre talent at best, who never would've gotten as far as he has without the help of his lifelong friend, Matt Damon. They're both absolute libtards, but Affleck's just always managed to annoy me more.

Off the top of my head, I hate:

-feminists
-people who still think feminism is about equality (fools)
-white people trying to be gangsta/ghetto
-women who get multiple stupid tattoos (one gal recently had the phrases "hell no" and "bitch please" tattooed on her fingers)
-bitches (not just the female variant) who constantly try to tear me down or make me question myself, my beliefs and/or my career choice
-political correctness
-anyone blindly advocating an open border policy, without thinking about the long term
-freezing up in a conversation and come up with interesting subjects 5 minutes after it's over
-procrastination
-living paycheck to paycheck, and constantly worried about money
-realizing how many things I missed during my teens
-that nagging feeling I'm missing out on something right now
-hearing bullshit feelgood lines like "you're still young", "it just wasn't your time", "you were meant for better things" or "it just wasn't meant to be"
-when I see how something could be improved and my suggestion gets ignored or ridiculed, but they still do it later just to give the credit to themselves
-nepotism (many times I've offered my services as a musician to some group I really wanted to play with, only to find out they picked someones inept cousin instead)
-when people beat around the bush and won't say it like it is, because they "don't want to insult you"
-Finnish weather, when it's not summer. Cold, dark and rainy.
-spoiled whiny brats (or Clinton supporters)
-reality karaoke (American Idol, The Voice, X-factor...)
-womens penchant for defending their worldview by repeating a statement without any thought
-noticing remnants of shyness/anxiety rearing its ugly head
-hair growth in my ears and nose
-Justin Bieber and all the wannabe Youtube-sensations that followed in his shitstained wake
-Hollywood, in its present politically heteroshaming form
-being shamed for being a man and having the wants/needs/urges of a man
-uncertainty
-party songs that sound like hard drugs must be involved
-knowing what to do, but not how to do it
-getting a grand idea, only to find out it's been done, or someone's doing it with outstanding mediocrity which cannot be challenged
-constantly having to remind myself that I'm not the same person I was 3-6 years ago
-typing on an iPad. Fucking thing doesn't always register...
-when old friends call and they only want me to give them a ride someplace

I hate how the part of the world I live in in covered in grey clouds every fuckign day. It really depresses me when I cannot see the sun.

Most politicians (of both parties.)

God help me I'll know I'm deep in the shit if I'm ever waiting on one of these slimy smirking crooked pathological-lying do-nothing sleazebags to ever bail my ass out of trouble.

I also hate tailgaters, women drivers, male drivers, and basically anyone who has been on this planet the better part of four decades and decided learning how to operate a vehicle properly was just too much effort. That "Love Pink" iPhone bitch who murdered four kids driving the wrong way down 495 in her Infiniti while lit up a few weeks ago deserves a warm spot in Hell. Get away from me, I actually worked for this shit and my Mom ain't gonna buy me a new one.

Every Boston girl I've ever dated was a shit driver with a sloppy car someone else paid for and the dopey binnies never listen to a word I say about it. The "Check Engine" lamp has been on for six weeks now, for Christ's sake; you put oil in it, right?

I hate Boston bicyclists, and people who think crosswalks have some magical property that prevents you from getting run over. Get the fuck out of the road, idiots.

I hate how this town has a police budget larger than the GDP of Switzerland and the law is constantly up your ass over everything (instead of revoking the licenses of all the bad drivers.) Can't even drink a beer on the sidewalk.

I also hate turnips and beets and anyone who says they like them is definitely suspect.

I hate people who complain all day about the stupidest shit.

Heard a chick on the radio railing about the new "Sugar" Tax the other day

https://www.yahoo.com/news/cook-county-h...ector.html

Oh well...Drink more water

(11-14-2016 12:53 PM)MY DETROIT PLAYAS Wrote:  Heard a chick on the radio railing about the new "Sugar" Tax the other day

https://www.yahoo.com/news/cook-county-h...ector.html

Oh well...Drink more water

White girl problems. Unless she was black.

And that means that black girls are now having white girl problems.

Which probably means something.

(11-14-2016 04:08 PM)debeguiled Wrote:  

(11-14-2016 12:53 PM)MY DETROIT PLAYAS Wrote:  Heard a chick on the radio railing about the new "Sugar" Tax the other day

https://www.yahoo.com/news/cook-county-h...ector.html

Oh well...Drink more water

White girl problems. Unless she was black.

And that means that black girls are now having white girl problems.

Which probably means something.

She was black.

Discouraging how some folks act all outraged about products that at their root present health risks for them anyway. What's the true cost/benefit here?

Instead of 3 Diet Cokes, now they will just pick up 2 and still get their daily fix of acidy, aspartame-filled, mystery-laden food coloring that they've come to know and love.

Seems like her platform would have been better used educating her audience on healthier options

I hate ATMs/banks who think that the best time to pitch a new product/service is while there is a line of people waiting.

Withdrawing cash at night with no idea who is watching, waiting. I just want to get the cash and get out. Is the bank going to reimburse me if I get jumped? You should be able to withdraw cash with exactly two button presses (not including password): the first = select amount; the second = done. Maybe there are banks that do that but not mine.

I also hate people who study every single ATM screen as if they've never seen it before, reading every little part. Is this your first time, really? I'm waiting.

(11-14-2016 04:53 PM)ElFlaco Wrote:  I also hate people who study every single ATM screen as if they've never seen it before, reading every little part. Is this your first time, really? I'm waiting.

Tangentially related: I was in this department store the other day and a late 20s white girl was at the cashier with a bunch of household items; iPod stereo dock, blender, picture frames, etc.

Every time the cashier rang up an item she would study the screen and then lean in like she was having a heart-to-heart conversation with the cashier and discuss the price.

"Oh, is that one $49.99? I don't want to pay that. Leave that one out. Oh, that one's $39.99? Okay."

Look, do you not know how a store works? You find the items you want. You check the prices. You think if you have enough money, and then if you do, you pay for them.
I'm really wondering if her parents had finally kicked her out of the McMansion at age 27 and she need a crash course in how to cook food and buy things for herself.

Also a quick shout-out to elderly Chinese immigrants who try to haggle with the supermarket checkout girl over the price of a bag of broccoli.

I hate this in between weather currently going on in the midwest. The high for Friday = 70, the high for Sunday = 41. It's a tease and I'm ready for proper cold. It will also nip all these hippy bullshit protests right in the bud.

(11-14-2016 04:53 PM)ElFlaco Wrote:  I hate ATMs/banks who think that the best time to pitch a new product/service is while there is a line of people waiting.

Withdrawing cash at night with no idea who is watching, waiting. I just want to get the cash and get out. Is the bank going to reimburse me if I get jumped? You should be able to withdraw cash with exactly two button presses (not including password): the first = select amount; the second = done. Maybe there are banks that do that but not mine.

I also hate people who study every single ATM screen as if they've never seen it before, reading every little part. Is this your first time, really? I'm waiting.

Hate: People who steadfastly refuse to check their balance before trying to withdraw from an ATM run by a bank other than their own because it will cost them $2, so they take a guess at the upper limit of what they think they might have in their account and then drop that number down by $20 every time the withdrawal is rejected.

$240. Nope. Put card back in.
$220. Nope. Put card back in.
$200. Nope. Put card back in.

Always seems to be post wall single welfare mums or run-of-the-mill lower class dope smokers. GET A FUCKING JOB!

I hate when people ask about my personal business in an obnoxious way. "So, red, still seeing ____?"

Fucking hate it, HATE IT.

I never ask about anyone else's relationships, or anything even remotely personal because

a) I don't care
b) I have my own problems
c) if people want me to know things THEY WILL TELL ME


Seriously why does anyone care about anyone elses business? It just so happens people who ask me this shit are either

a) unemployed
b) have no fucking social life and don't get laid.

I hate it when you meet new members and they act like you ow them and explanation and documented proof of all your successes.

I hate myself for automatically giving in and actually providing proof instead of saying "what the fuck?".