Men who laugh - or worse, giggle - along with everything they say. Even everyday things that can't possibly be construed as humorous.

Started a new job a couple months ago. Nearly every male there does this, from college-age ones up to managers in their 50s. It's grating, like they're all insecure or neurotic. It's as if I'm surrounded by a horde of nerdy kids who try to make everything a joke so as to avoid getting beaten up for their lunch money.

I hate fat bitter old women holding positions of authority.

I had to get a permit from a government department today in order to do a job. It's a very straightforward thing and I've done it before.

Fat bitter old dyke looking cunt says "No, that's not within our policy"

I'm very familiar with the guidelines... and that what I am requesting is well within them.

I argue to the point of attracting the attention of other customers, and eventually reach an inconvenient and expensive (for me, my business and my client's business) compromise.

She gives me some forms to fill out, and right at the top of the first one it clearly states that what I was saying is correct. I fill them out and there's nothing in there relating to the specific conditions that she gave me, so I took them to the desk where a much younger and less fat woman went over them, punched the details into a computer, and gave me exactly what I wanted in the first place.

So even though I got what I was after relatively easily, I still want that old, fat, bitter hag to die. The government makes laws that are well thought out, specific and practical, but then hires her, who thinks it's her place to make her own law just because she enjoys making other people's lives more difficult on a daily basis. That's her pleasure. I bet she goes home and gloats to her cat about it between mouthfuls of lard.

Worse than a worthless life form. People like her are a drain on the human race. If we burned them for energy, the benefits would be twofold.

I HATE with a passion bitches that get a photoshoot for every fucken event that happens in their life. Here are some examples:

Bitch graduates= photoshoot
Bitch gets a boyfriend= photoshoot
Bitch gets engaged = photoshoot
Bitch gets married= photoshoot
Bitch gets knocked up= photoshoot
Bitch finds out sex of offspring= photoshoot
Bitch has baby = photoshoot

And what pisses me off the most is that it is the exact same fucken theme with all of them, no originality! What's even more pathetic is the pussy ass boyfriend/husbands/cuckolds that go along with it posing with them. Sad.

Although as I type this I realize I could be making a killing photographing these sluts and a million better theme ideas come to mind.

I hate the new trend of "retro" barbershops that are popping up in affluent neighborhoods so that whitey can feel like he's stepping into a 1950's gangster film.

These places completely fail to capture any of the allure and essence that went along with those classic, rundown spots in NYC.

This is what one of these sterilized spots looks like:



This is what a real barbershop looks like; with a dead mobster on the floor.

Fuck Madison Bumgartner!!! That fuckin big dumb prick!! I hate him with every fiber of my being!! Damn it!!! Fuck Familia!! He fuckin blew the World Series last year and now this shit!!! Who the fuck is Conor Gillaspie?! Damn it!! I hope the Cubs sweep the shit outta the Giants! FUCK!!! Lets Go Mets!

(10-05-2016 10:28 PM)TigerMandingo Wrote:  I hate the new trend of "retro" barbershops that are popping up in affluent neighborhoods so that whitey can feel like he's stepping into a 1950's gangster film.

These places completely fail to capture any of the allure and essence that went along with those classic, rundown spots in NYC.

This is what one of these sterilized spots looks like:



This is what a real barbershop looks like; with a dead mobster on the floor.

If you want something done, ya gotta do it yourself....

I hate the fact that becoming a celebrity has turned Maria Kang into a self-obsessed monster. She's recently dumped her husband (a classic beta veteran guy) and brags about "gaining weight from all the stress she is going through" and "focusing on herself".

(10-06-2016 05:42 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  I hate the fact that becoming a celebrity has turned Maria Kang into a self-obsessed monster. She's recently dumped her husband (a classic beta veteran guy) and brags about "gaining weight from all the stress she is going through" and "focusing on herself".

I had to look this bitch up. She was on some reality show that John Cena hosted. She was a bitch and nobody liked her. Good luck being a fat single mother. I see cats and pump and dumps in her future.

I hate how women fall for a guy because he has xyz qualities. Then once the guy LTR's or invests in her she becomes hell bent on curbing / destroying / minimizing all the xyz qualities. That which attracted her becomes what she "hates" about said guy.

I know that this is basic RP 101 shit but it never ceases to annoy the shit out of me.

They create their own self fulfilling prophecies. "I'm scared my antics will drive you away"

Then doubles down on annoying antics.

Less about the shorts and more about the guys who generally wear em.

(10-06-2016 05:42 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  I hate the fact that becoming a celebrity has turned Maria Kang into a self-obsessed monster. She's recently dumped her husband (a classic beta veteran guy) and brags about "gaining weight from all the stress she is going through" and "focusing on herself".

No need to click, the title is enough.

Maria Kang, ‘Fitspo’ Social Media Star, Is Now Working On Body Acceptance

(09-12-2016 12:20 AM)Hannibal Wrote:  I went out with my girlfriend last night to some kind of a house party with her colleagues.

The women were all pretty hot, I'd say the only one that wasn't a solid 8 was the chubster who hosted the event. All very friendly and fun to talk to.

There were three other guys there and I'd have to say that they were all basically fags.

What blew my mind was that two of them for sure were from very rural areas but none of them supported Trump.

After shooting the shit by the grill I learned that none of them owned guns, lifted weights, had ever gone hunting, or owned any property either.

Man I hate all that too, but at the same time I look back on all the times I've been in a similar situation and wished I'd have just enjoyed being the alpha male of the group.

And your girlfriend will see that, how much you differ from those faggots and appreciate you more, whether she knows it or not.

(09-12-2016 12:20 AM)Hannibal Wrote:  I hate how whenever I try to make new friends in academia that a good 80% of the time, they might as well be gay. I have three friends in college because of this.

Currently dealing with the same thing. Very hard to find men without vaginas anymore.

I am so thankful for this thread right now. Cause I am hating and I have a chance to spill it out.

I hate stupid people. I don't care about stupid men, I just ignore them, but stupid women who I wan't to fuck I hate them.

I hate how many of those stupid women are here in Asia. This is ridiculous. Sometimes I feel like becoming celibate just to avoid dealing with them.

I also hate slow internet.

I hate myself for being so hateful )

(10-13-2016 06:19 PM)Vinny Wrote:  I hate how many of those stupid women are here in Asia. This is ridiculous. Sometimes I feel like becoming celibate just to avoid dealing with them.

What level of stupid are you dealing with? I'm curious to know what kind of experiences you have had so far.

I FUCKIN' HATE when I'm watching a sporting event (like a World Series or boxing match) and there's some dumb bitch with her face buried in an iPhone! Something big happens and she never looks up! LOOK BITCH -- YOUR MAN PAID A SHITLOAD FOR THOSE SEAT OR HAD SOME KIND OF HOOKUP!! THE LEAST YOU CAN FUCKIN' DO IS FUCKIN' WATCH THE GODDAMN GAME WITHOUT TWEETING, TEXTING, FACETIMING, OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR DOING! FUCK! There's a bitch in the front row of the Cubs/Indians game with her face in her phone. FUCK! I hate that shit!

"Smart" battery chargers that are so fucking snooty that they refuse to charge anything other than virginal top end batteries because low end ebay rechargeables are not up their high and mighty fucking standards.

I fucking hate whiny cunts who moan about FUCKING everything even when you are doing them a favour.

"Hey man, can I borrow £10"

Me- *Gives them 5 £2 coins*

"Why you got to be so awkward? I can see you have a £10 note, can't I have that?"

I don't lose it very often, and I was seriously close here. Maybe they saw my fist clench because they backed off and left. This person has a track record of being a moaner, which made it worse.

(10-30-2016 03:28 AM)britchard Wrote:  I fucking hate whiny cunts who moan about FUCKING everything even when you are doing them a favour.

"Hey man, can I borrow £10"

Me- *Gives them 5 £2 coins*

"Why you got to be so awkward? I can see you have a £10 note, can't I have that?"

I don't lose it very often, and I was seriously close here. Maybe they saw my fist clench because they backed off and left. This person has a track record of being a moaner, which made it worse.

People like this are just like children. They are acting out.

They are neither self aware or honest enough to tell the truth, so they behave badly to make their point.

This person is trying in their own inarticulate way to tell you not to do anything for them because they are too ungrateful to deserve it.

Just say no up front. They will bitch and moan anyway, but it will be less annoying than when they bitch and moan after you did what they wanted.

(10-30-2016 12:13 PM)debeguiled Wrote:  

(10-30-2016 03:28 AM)britchard Wrote:  I fucking hate whiny cunts who moan about FUCKING everything even when you are doing them a favour.

"Hey man, can I borrow £10"

Me- *Gives them 5 £2 coins*

"Why you got to be so awkward? I can see you have a £10 note, can't I have that?"

I don't lose it very often, and I was seriously close here. Maybe they saw my fist clench because they backed off and left. This person has a track record of being a moaner, which made it worse.

People like this are just like children. They are acting out.

They are neither self aware or honest enough to tell the truth, so they behave badly to make their point.

This person is trying in their own inarticulate way to tell you not to do anything for them because they are too ungrateful to deserve it.

Just say no up front. They will bitch and moan anyway, but it will be less annoying than when they bitch and moan after you did what they wanted.

This reminds me of one particular friend who brings quarters when we play 5 dollar poker night at my place. Un fucking real because he bitches when others do it. I've taken so many quarters off him by now that when he shows up I just gamble with those same quarters.

I hate people who lack the ability to imagine themselves in someone else's place. Examples:

1. People who suck at giving directions. I once had someone give me directions referencing a landmark that *he himself* mentioned was no longer there. IF I'M ASKING DIRECTIONS, IT'S BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW THE AREA.

2. People who can't or won't estimate time. Question: When will you be here? Answer: I'm leaving now. I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE NOW. HOW DOES THAT HELP ME?

3. People who tell stories giving you unnecessary details instead of the big picture. "So then he said: You should come back later. And I said: I can't because I have to do something then. And then he said: Maybe you could cancel that. And I said: I might not be able to." JUST TELL ME HOW IT ENDED.

4. People who don't clear their table when they leave the coffee shop or fast food restaurant. Don't leave your stupid trays, plates or garbage there, making the next customer have to do it or have to wait for the busy staff to get around to it, which may happen infrequently. You're walking right by the garbage can on the way out. I use this one as a test to see who is a lazy/selfish asshole. Clearing your table isn't a cultural norm everywhere so this one is arguably just a pet peeve of mine but IT STILL IRRITATES ME.

These people are either narcissists or never developed a 'theory of mind' (developmental psychology).

(10-05-2016 10:28 PM)TigerMandingo Wrote:  I hate the new trend of "retro" barbershops that are popping up in affluent neighborhoods so that whitey can feel like he's stepping into a 1950's gangster film.

These places completely fail to capture any of the allure and essence that went along with those classic, rundown spots in NYC.

This is what one of these sterilized spots looks like:



This is what a real barbershop looks like; with a dead mobster on the floor.

There is a silver lining to these places. My barber is the 3rd generation in his family to cut hair in the same location. He was able to sell 2 of his old barber chairs from the 20s to some douche-bag in Manhattan and fund renovations and 4 new, modern chairs.

^ #3 is the worst.

A friend of mine went to vegas awhile ago for a weekend, when he got back I asked how it went (in the form of smalltalk)


And he proceeded to tell me in excruciating detail every single moment of the trip and what he did, and how he cried at the blink 182 concert. The entire story took like 30 minutes and was interrupted at least 3 times at which point he would re-direct it back to that thread. Take a fuckin' hint!

(10-30-2016 02:39 PM)ElFlaco Wrote:  3. People who tell stories giving you unnecessary details instead of the big picture. "So then he said: You should come back later. And I said: I can't because I have to do something then. And then he said: Maybe you could cancel that. And I said: I might not be able to." JUST TELL ME HOW IT ENDED.

This is basically anyone who has ever called in to a radio talk show. It is a sophisticated art, and some of them can keep the host from saying, "Caller, do you have a question?" by expertly gauging how impatient people are getting, and then seeming like they are about to ask a question, and then just going back to rambling the moment they feel they are off the hook.

I hate cheap people.

I hate people who try to lowball you.

I hate a certain nationality, they are scammy for the most part or tricksters.

(10-30-2016 03:47 PM)debeguiled Wrote:  ...
This is basically anyone who has ever called in to a radio talk show. It is a sophisticated art, and some of them can keep the host from saying, "Caller, do you have a question?" by expertly gauging how impatient people are getting, and then seeming like they are about to ask a question, and then just going back to rambling the moment they feel they are off the hook.

^Ugh. This is a big one for me. Fucking ramblers.

I had a good friend who unfortunately fell into my shadow socially a fair bit. The side effect was that whenever attention fell his way he would try to streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch it out by telling the story as if he were writing an episodic script for fucking Days Of Our Lives™.

In the end I would start snapping my fingers like a mobster insisting he should get to the point and it really annoyed him, despite the fact that the situation was always hideously awkward and I was in reality saving him further embarrassment. We parted ways a decade ago and this was one of the major contributing factors.