(09-16-2014 08:48 PM)IvanDrago Wrote:  I hate it when one of my balls hangs a lot lower than the other two.

you have three balls?

(09-17-2014 02:04 PM)JoyStick Wrote:  

(09-16-2014 08:48 PM)IvanDrago Wrote:  I hate it when one of my balls hangs a lot lower than the other two.

you have three balls?

Why do i imagine Shin asking this in an episode?

I hate college dating atmosphere on my campus :/

(09-17-2014 08:27 PM)Kingsley Davis Wrote:  

(09-17-2014 02:04 PM)JoyStick Wrote:  

(09-16-2014 08:48 PM)IvanDrago Wrote:  I hate it when one of my balls hangs a lot lower than the other two.

you have three balls?

Why do i imagine Shin asking this in an episode?

I think you gave your identity away with the three ball reveal.

(09-17-2014 01:20 PM)evilhei Wrote:  So yesterday went out and bought a new mattress for myself. Invited a girl over to try it out, the mattress sucked and I knew I wanted to return it. Woke up in the morning and the bastard had started her period and I now have a shitty mattress with blood stains all over it.

You know what would be a good use for that mattress since it's now ruined? Carrying it around everywhere.

(09-17-2014 02:04 PM)JoyStick Wrote:  

(09-16-2014 08:48 PM)IvanDrago Wrote:  I hate it when one of my balls hangs a lot lower than the other two.

you have three balls?

Good job catching the joke

(10-20-2012 07:01 AM)Deluge Wrote:  I hate it when fat girls dress real slutty. It's repulsive.

Or when fat girls have skin tight jeans.

I hate women drivers

I hate old women drivers

I hate faggots driving slowly in sports cars

I hate faggots who can't drive properly
I hate it when I have to park next to a fucker who takes up some of my parking space

I hate drivers who brake too many fucking times in a minute

I hate fucking assholes who drive slowly on the right lane

(10-12-2014 09:10 AM)Alexanderthelarge Wrote:  I hate women drivers

I hate old women drivers

I hate faggots driving slowly in sports cars

I hate faggots who can't drive properly
I hate it when I have to park next to a fucker who takes up some of my parking space

I hate drivers who brake too many fucking times in a minute

I hate fucking assholes who drive slowly on the right lane

Don't forget the fuckwits who come to a complete stop to make a turn.

(10-12-2014 09:10 AM)Alexanderthelarge Wrote:  I hate women drivers

I hate old women drivers

I hate faggots driving slowly in sports cars

I hate faggots who can't drive properly
I hate it when I have to park next to a fucker who takes up some of my parking space

I hate drivers who brake too many fucking times in a minute

I hate fucking assholes who drive slowly on the right lane

I hate guys who have just gotten their driver's license

I want to see some maniac show up at an awards ceremony, run up behind Arianna Grande and snip that stupid ponytail off. Then run away.

I hate people who stare at the jizz stains on my shirt when I go to the gym.

(11-12-2014 08:37 PM)Krusyos Wrote:  I hate people who stare at the jizz stains on my shirt when I go to the gym.

I hate these fucking ridiculous "Consent" propaganda things we're seeing everywhere and every time I see one of the stupid fucking posters out at my campus I rip them down and smile an evil smile in homage to the great and mighty patriarchy.

"Don't hate the sinner, hate the sin".

I hate that my height disqualifies me as a potential sexual partner for some women.

I hate job hunting!

I hate that the Player Hater's will never grace TV again.

I also hate that Patrice Oneal is dead. Did you see him hating in that video?

Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate!

I hate store clerks with unpleasant expressions on their faces.

I hate star tattoos

They look shit

(12-09-2014 02:00 AM)Felix88 Wrote:  I hate store clerks with unpleasant expressions on their faces.

I hate customers that have a problem with my unpleasant expression on my face when i'm serving them.

I hate seeing men start using the word "uncomfortable" alongside women. People use this word likes it's a crime now. They use it like a little kid about to tattle-tell on someone. "I'm uncomfortable about ...."

Women love the word "uncomfortable" because it's a stones throw away from another vague word called, "threatening."

So what if you're uncomfortable?
Cheap Mexican food makes me "uncomfortable" and so does a whole list of other shit.

I hate unintelligent educated people who ask questions, but refuse to listen and end up dominating the conversation. If you truly wanted an answer, why are you not allowing somebody to answer it? I know "listening" is considered "beta", but seriously?

(09-04-2016 02:00 PM)TooFineAPoint Wrote:  

(09-04-2016 11:24 AM)Brother Abdul Majeed Wrote:  

(09-04-2016 09:26 AM)Ivanis Wrote:  

(09-04-2016 08:11 AM)Brother Abdul Majeed Wrote:  I hate Canada.
I hate being lectured about "Canadian values".
I hate the CBC and all the brittle little feminists who pry my tax dollars away to support this monstrosity of a Liberal propaganda machine.

Now that the cuck-of-all-cucks Justin Trudeau is in power up there you must be REALLY hating it...

No, not at all, he didn't change my opinion of Canada, Canada and Trudeau deserve one another. The minute I started reading articles about him years ago, before he got into politics, I could smell a PR campaign building around him and I knew he would be the Prime Minister one day. I'm not even surprised at how quickly and smoothly he became our PM, Canadians are like that - easily swept up in hysteria, and this self righteous twat just fit the bill.
He's just a manifestation of what Canadian culture has become, the sickness is all the way down to the roots, he personifies the hypocrisy of it all. Now that I'm leaving Canada it's actually quite fun to watch him, like a puppet show. He's in China right now wagging his finger at the Chinese leadership about human rights with his smug face beaming in the cameras, while at home First Nations reservations don't have clean water and adequate housing, alcoholism is rampant, their women are prostituting themselves and getting murdered along highways.

You are my new favorite poster. Preach brother!

I hate Canadian worship of mediocrity and our various embargoes that "protect" our shitty products and culture.

I can't stand our cultural mediocrity and the brainwashing it took to get me to be able to live with it. All those little "vignettes" and "I am Canadian" commercials and the fairytales we tell one another about how well liked we are abroad, like insecure children pandering to one another's mental weaknesses.
I hate our collective little chip on the shoulder we have about Americans, and our holier-than-thou ooey gooey goodness when we preach at them from our lofty perch which they have kept secure for so long.
I hate our little household names and shows. when was the last time "this Hour had 22 Minutes" was funny, or even watchable.
Canada is about as fresh and exciting as a bottled fart from Expo 67.

I hate shitting at work, then as soon as I walk out of the bathroom a hot chick walks into it.