RE: Avoiding False Rape Accusations
Guys, guys, check this out.
While I was browsing 4 chan (yeah I know), I found this story about how someone dodged a false rape accusation, I don't know if this is genius or just too retarded ,but it's madly entertaining, this makes the hamster spin reverse mode I guess? :
Wowo, I just had a crazy moment. Went out with friends from work. Go to a house party after clubbing and drinking. Get very very drunk, and Yes I'm very much a light weight.
Wake up next morning in a house I don't know. Girl is staring with disgust in her face. I look up at her, she immediately tells me I took advantage of her. She starts yelling about "how could I let this happen.... I mean look at you", "I didn't do this..... you did this!" You did Something to ME!!!" "theres no way I could have been with someone like you without you doing something to me"
By then I'm sitting upright in her bed, the wheels had started to turn in my mind. She is going to conclude that I raped her or forced myself on her. Frankly I don't remember what happened. All the pictures in my mind of me going to prison, registering on the sex offenders list. Getting raped in jail. My family being disappointed. Loosing my job, never again having a functional life.
My head was slumping in my hands,I thought of all the bullshit that was coming my way if this went any further. SO I pulled out my wild card.
That's when I moaned, In a near shout, "Please Don't tell my boyfriend, He'll Leave me" in the gayest way possible.
She stopped in her frantic pacing. Perplexed, she started to try and talk when I with tears in my eyes pleaded with her. "I love him so much this would crush him, I will loose all my friends, I was so mad at him after he went to the club without me. After so many months of working on it I finally feel like we have a chance at a normal life. We were going to buy a house an adopt children."
Utterly stunned she says "what are you talking abou......"
I say "Oh why do you care you're just one of those crazy people that hate gays for no reason. I must look disgusting to you. I'm not a man in your eyes, I bet you don't even consider me a person. Now you think I've given you aids or something. What have I done to you? Well I'll tell what you've done to me. This will take everything from me"
She quickly darts towards me, sitting on the bed arms in front of her as to verbaly sooth and defend herself saying "oh no that's not what I mean,, I thought you were..... Well what I mean is that... I don't remember what happened so I just assumed....that....."
Breaking her off again I grabbed her hands holding them tight to me I asked her" do you think he could still love me after this, could he forgive me for being with a woman, is that worse than being with a man" OH GAWD WHAT AM I GOING TO DOOOOOOOOO" WAAAAAAHHHHHH
I throw her hands down and wail as throw myself in the bed pulling pillow and blanket over my head. "everyone will find out, I'll be the monster that broke his heart. Oh his parents will be so disappointed, Ohhhhhhhhhhaaaahhhh Gawd my parents will be even more disappointed in me. *soft whimper*
She pulls the me and the blanket over saying
her: "well everyone makes mistakes, people do this all the time
Me: "this will ruin everything"
her: "its not that bad, you were with a woman thats not even cheating right
me: "nothing will make a gay man feel worse than being cheated on with a WOAHMAN
her: "well maybe he doesn't know
Me: "what do you mean?
Her: "well was he with you
Me: no
Her: his friend or your friends
Me: no?
Her " so you came alone and no one really knew you at the party
Me: "well no, I came all by myself
Her: "well then why does he need to know?
Me: *Pausing* Well I don't know if I could lie to him like that
Her: " Sometimes people don't need to know about mistakes we make
Me: "I......I... so you think it's ok to protect him?
Her: " yes, YES! We all make mistakes, this doesn't need to ruin your life
Me: " you wouldn't tell him
Her: NEVAR
So in the end, Only my closest friend. The one that I help get his job at the company knew about this. We were at a conference a few hours away. I dodged a fucking bullet with this one.
I hope this helps any man get out of that situation if you were to ever find yourself in it.
Just act like a more protected group and women will always fold. Typical as usual, they are easily manipulated.
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