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(11-06-2014 07:49 AM)frenchie Wrote:  

I just vomited because of this

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Frenchie, you're an asshole for that video

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hABRjITac...2809803257

LMAO

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This is like the fall of Rome

Funny how about half of this forum seem to be Conservative Christians saying society is falling apart as we get away from the Good Book.

And then there's this.

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This is how I "Deep Convert" cute 18 year olds!

And, how I introduce them to anal sex!

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(11-06-2014 02:07 PM)Sonsowey Wrote:  This is like the fall of Rome

Funny how about half of this forum seem to be Conservative Christians saying society is falling apart as we get away from the Good Book.

And then there's this.

Hey man, I may be a conservative Christian but I will uphold my right as well as your right to do whatever the hell you please behind closed doors.

I'd rather people do their sick depraved shit in the sanctity of their own home than go outside and parade their degeneracy for all to see.

With that said, i'd never do this.

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Giovanny how do you start the ass licking and not scare them off? I imagine they are freaked out

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(11-05-2014 01:50 AM)Lizard King Wrote:  I've done this before with success.

I once did it with a girl I was banging for the first time, she did it to me. We were both quite drunk. Never heard from her again; was probably going too far for her.

I find it helps to be a little bit drunk or tipsy because then you have less inhibitions and you don't hear your mind going 'why am I doing this'.

Going to be doing this at the weekend, sober.

Great post kamikaze, but you forgot one very important piece of information. If you finger, fuck or lick a girls anus, do not apply parts that have had anus contact to her pussy, because it can cause an uncomfortable infection.

Use gloves/condom, or wash your hand/dick. You could swill some Apple Cider Vinegar around your mouth if you're worried about germs there.

I gotta disagree on this. As a guy who has taken more anal virginities than cunt virginities (I think I might have a total of 1 but even then I am not sure because it was a same night lay and I never talked to her again) and always goes for anal right out the gate, this simply won't work.

First and foremost. Why do you even give a shit? Who cares. Buy her some cranberry juice or something.

Seriously. I guess if she is a LTR then that may make some sense but then why are you dating a dirty ho to begin with. This is how I see it and my experience backs it up.

There are 3 types of girls into anal play.

Type 1: When you push it she pushes back hard. She just isn't into it, and won't be for a long while. Now, she can become into it but again it is going to be a long stretch. These types tend to either get pissed off, act bitchy, question your sexuality, or just generally get grossed out and it kills the mood. With type 1, you will have to start over from square one in the seduction once you press it. If you play it right though, it won't take too much time till proceeding with the bang or finishing the bang that was started...depending on whether or not you just went for it mid-fuck without saying anything ( to be clear I mean by playing with her ass while you are fucking her doggy or tossing her salad while licking the slit...both are my preferred ways of gauging readiness or whether or not you explicitly say something towards the beginning about it...I recommend against the latter for the first couple of bangs).

What I have found with these types of girls is they really are in one or another camp. They either will never indulge you or it will take forever for them to indulge you and they will only do it sporadically because you made them fall in love with you. In my experience they almost always says something like, "Well...maybe I'll let you try that but only if you let me do it to you first." when the topic is broached later on. DO NOT FALL FOR THIS!!! I shouldn't have to say it but you never know....

Interestingly enough, these types of women tend to be the same types that hate giving blowjobs. Most guys here have probably dated a girl or two that would almost never give you head or if she did it was a once every month type of thing and only lasted a few minutes and only after you spent an hour beard deep in her uterus using your goatee as a womb broom. Fuck this type of cunt. Best to just ditch her.

Type 2. This is where I have to disagree. In my experience I have only had a few girls not go ass to mouth or ass to pussy with me without making me go to the bathroom in between. For one, it is a pain and kills the mood. So there is that. Two, these girls, again in my experience, tend to be around the 5-~7 points on the scale. They also tend to be big sluts and surprisingly have somewhat chill bitch shields and last minute resistance.

I look at it like this. If you fuck the same girl three times in the same week and each time her cunt has a 5 O'clock shadow then she hasn't shaved in a few days and that shows her level of hygiene. These girls also tend to be sluts and hang around bars and keep several fuck buddies at the same time. Good? Bad? You decide?

Me...Why would I give a fuck if she ends up with a UTI?? She's just a slump buster. I sure wouldn't want to have a LTR with a bitch who can't keep herself clean. I think it is important to know that if you are going for the ass, and this isn't a first time bang, and each time she allows you she makes you act like you need a HAZMAT scrub down then IT DOES SPEAK ABOUT HER

Bust your nut and leave her for the next guy.

Type 3. This type can be a type 1 that does not have anal experience or she can be an anal slut. Either way, in my experience she tends to be hotter than type twos. Usually around a solid 7 or higher. Rarely even anything approaching chubby. Often has a history of anorexia/bulimia and is somewhat....I want to say more inhibited but that is the wrong word....

Maybe slightly more self-conscious than type twos. These types tend to always keep their cunt shaved/waxed even if they think there is less than a 1% chance of sex happening. They also tend to always wear clean and nice panties, usually if a type 3 a thong and if a type 1 maybe a thong or boy shorts or something lacey. Type two girls tend not to always have the nicest panties. Not that they are gross or anything, though I do have a few horror stories, it is just that there is a difference...thinking about it, I guess the difference would be comparatively similar to guys who wear boxers that are just plain and bought in packs of 5 or whatever and guys who buy name brand boxers....So, does she shave her cunt every time before seeing you and does she always wear nice panties instead of fruit of the loom (or whatever the chick brand is, I honestly never paid that much attention...too busy trying to get them off)???

Thinking about it, the difference between type 1 and 2 is whether or not she will eventually open up and oblige or not. Also, it is whether or not she has ever engaged in anal before. Because let's be honest, women know that if they did it with their last man then they will have to do it with their next man or they will have to lie about having ever done it...doesn't matter what it is...and they hate the idea of creating a relationship on lies...though they all end up lying in the end...when they are young and idealistic...fuck what they think when they are older than about 25...those bitches are dead to me these days.

So, in conclusion, you want to stay away from type two girls, especially for anything other than a slump buster here or there. Once she puts herself in the type two category you know she is less likely to take care of her self with respect to hygiene. I honestly think part of this is due to her sluttiness. I have noticed that hotter girls not only don't get hit on as much but they tend to not be as slutty as the 5-7 girls. I think I remember Roissy saying something similar to this. In my mind it makes sense that the 5-7 type two girls probably don't care about hygiene to the same degree as the 7-9+ girls because they get so much attention.

That's my .02 Have you guys noticed the same?

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I've been tossing salads and getting my salad tossed for over 20 years. I love it and have only had 2 chicks have a negative opinion. My boys thought I was crazy, until a couple of them finally took the plunge. I'll reinforce what has already been stated, make sure it's with a chick you know well and that she's clean. After, it's Bon Appetit.

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(11-06-2014 04:18 PM)etshella Wrote:  . I'll reinforce what has already been stated, make sure it's with a chick you know well and that she's clean. After, it's Bon Appetit.

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As far as technique. I have basically two approaches that have been successful and both depend on circumstances. If it is a first time or within less than 10 bangs, say a new fuckbuddy or something, then I just go for it slowly. If you go down on her, just keep inching down and then back up and then back down but a little farther and then back up and focus on the pussy and just rinse and repeat. If you don't get any push back then start using your hands a bit. Rub her clit with your thumb and finger her, using the come hither motion, with your other hand while licking around her pussy. Then, keep your hands at her pussy and start inching down again and again assuming no pushback just stay there for about ten seconds and then move back up.

Also, pay attention to body language. If she seems like she is tensing up a bit then do a tactical withdraw. Don't want a fart to the face. But, assuming no pushback then why not take it further. Go back to the browneye with your tongue and work her pussy with your hands. Then move your clit hand down and keep fingering her with your other hand and move your mouth upwards and lick her clit while you finger her....Do that for a minute or so and then saliva up and go back to licking the brown eye. I never spit or anything like that. The time or two I have done something like that it always blew up and honestly spitting on a chick pussy or ass seems grosser than simply licking.

So, again assuming no pushback and no tense body language, just keep doing what I wrote. Fingering her while rubbing and licking on her clit and brown eye. Then, you have to make a decision. How far are you willing to go? Does she seem into it or is she just sitting back and letting you do your thing...maybe a little of both? If that is the case then what I do is switch up my thumb. So I will be fingering her and licking the alphabet on her clit and I move my other hand down and start rubbing her brown eye with my thumb in a soft circular motion. Again, assuming no pushback I just keep up with this and try to make her climax through oral. When she is really into it is when I start looking, sometimes this is good on the first go around and other times you might want to work up to it for anal on the third bang or so...really depends on how experienced she is with it, to start fingering that ass.

Without fail. If you finger her ass you will be fucking her in the ass if you just keep the two steps forward and one step back momentum up. After you have gone down on her then pull her up and place her on her knees and hit that pussy doggy style. If you stopped you or you stopped from getting to finger her ass due to her body language or something then just back off and focus on pounding her out. After a few minutes maybe go back to rubbing her brown eye with your thumb while fucking her doggy. At this point I will usually talk about how great her ass is and I will slap it and spank it. Talk it up a bit. Get her feeling dirty but in a good way. Tell her to shake her ass and how you want balls deep in it. I always use the word ass. I find girls, especially type 1s and lesser experienced type 3s, are turned off, especially at first, with using anything other than the word ass. So, don't be talking dirty about her bunghole or something like that. And anyways. Keep moving forward and get that anal virginity.

Weirdly enough I have found the best way to get the AV is to start her off on her back and have her rub her clit while you slowly work your way in. Lube helps, especially at first but once you train her you should be able to fuck her in the ass without needing lube.

As for the second approach. I simply just bring it up. This is only if we have been seeing each other for a little while. say a few weeks or so. If she is a type 1 girl, then I will do something under the pretense of treating her special and pampering her. I find this works psychologically because she will remember the nice things you have done that day, assuming you get the ass, and associate it with losing her ass virginity. My go to is usually to pamper her at her place. Girls like to be in their own bed I have found. They feel less inhibited I think.

So, bring over some candles and put on some music, have some wine...avoid beer cause it is gassy lol...and get some coconut butter or lotion or something. Also, bubble bath. Play up the whole beta romcom shit. Take a nice long hot bath with her. Rub her shoulders. After the bath tell her not to get dressed. Light the candles and have her lay down for a special massage. Really get into it. Rub her back and shoulders. Then I like to switch it up and go for her feet and legs.

Leave the ass for last.

Then give her a good foot massage and go back to the shoulders. Lotion her whole body. By now you should be rock hard and constantly poking her in the lower back and ass with your dick. Now is the time to make the move. Simply do what I wrote up thread but I usually don't focus on the pussy eating as much and go for the finger bang right off the bat. The trick with this method is to keep her in a relaxed and compliant state. The first method utilizes the nervousness of a first or second bang. This method utilizes the comfort that you establish as she lays there in ecstasy and imagines her life with you, her, as she is probably thinking, soon-to-be new boyfriend and maybe even more...her soul mate.

That is all I got.

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Quote:http://www.kindgirls.com/gallery/metart/avia/3171/

Now that right there is what I am talking about. Hot damn. Everything on that back end looks great. I really like it when chicks have a cunt that looks like that. Beef curtains, within reason, can be ok but that nice slit.

That is heaven right there.

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I love when this topic comes up because I'm a guy who swore he'd never go raw...

Next thing you know, I had anal sex BY ACCIDENT, been squirted in the face, love eating ass and overall into some intense sex. (Think rocco sifferedi) I have NEVER met a chick who did not like it or orgasm. Few things...

1. Excellent Foreplay - I used to say once a chick feels some clit stimulation she begins to indulge into pleasure. Eat ass and you my friend will unlock a sexual beast.

2. She Becomes Way More Comfortable - Not only will she be capable of orgasming easier but she will be more focused on enjoying herself than being self-conscious...You literally just ate her ass!!! Also the pillow talk will be AMAZING!!!

3. If You Like Building Things To Rough Sex - You just set the tone as to what is possible and can literally take things anywhere. (Most chicks have never experienced this)

4. Psychological Factor Is Insane - I've had chicks say "I love you" after the transition to intercourse. However, for me the rush I get after is insane soooo animalistic.

I started doing this when I was pulling chicks who were my "ideal". The amount of passion I had for a chick compelled me to do it and the 1st time I did it I WAS HOOKED!!! (It helped facilitate chicks squirting) Because of this I have no interest in banging medicore chicks which is why I do a...

"damn, would I eat her ass?"

Now that I had anal sex by mistake AND LOVED IT...I am going to start adding that. Keep in mind most of these are one night stands. Which I will say...
- I've never smelled anything BAD and if their was it tastes like NOTHING
- I LOVE the smell of a chick so the mixture of her pussy juice and spit just makes for an animalistic rush
- Majority of the chicks were girls I met from the club

Thing is a book called Sexual Intelligence by Marty Klien changed my outlook on sex and essentially sex isn't made for the "perfect scenario" of cleaniness. When it came down to it, I realized so longs it wasn't BAD then it was great. Each woman has their own smell, I've come to enjoy it.

Overall, this is why I can't bang medicore chicks, NO WAY I'd be doing all this wild stuff. However, the girls I like when it comes to sex we need to keep fucking and fucking...On top of that I will generally sleep with my dick inside of her. (Now that is real attraction for a womaan hahaha)

Every chick I ever did this too I was highly attracted to. It reached a point where even if were out in the daytime we need to find a place to have abit of public sex quickie.

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(11-06-2014 06:12 PM)Distant Light Wrote:  On top of that I will generally sleep with my dick inside of her.

Fantastic post, but this line just cracked me up. Aint a pussy sweet enough to keep me in once I've busted a nut and want to roll over for some shut-eye

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The threads on this forum lately have been killer. 10/10 WR (would read)

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(11-06-2014 04:57 PM)Troll King Wrote:  

Quote:http://www.kindgirls.com/gallery/metart/avia/3171/

Now that right there is what I am talking about. Hot damn. Everything on that back end looks great. I really like it when chicks have a cunt that looks like that. Beef curtains, within reason, can be ok but that nice slit.

That is heaven right there.

I ONSed a girl in Mexico last year. Her pussy looked just like her's. That's my favorite type too. Not a fan of beef curtains. I enjoyed eating that shit.

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I've done this with three different girls. It looks like our common link is being depraved as fuck. I know I'm depraved as hell. It's hard for me to get into sex without putting a finger in an ass or pornstar jiggling her butt cheeks plus throat fucking. I guess I like pushing it to the limit in every sex session.

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I love to eat a tight sexy girl's ass. I'm not ashamed or shy either, I'll get my tongue right in there. Fuck it. Only real content I have to add is most chicks I've done it to aren't really into it at all. They don't exactly dislike it but it doesn't do anything for them besides the fact they like that it turns me on.

The only real course of action is to do it to more girls and see if I just have had a poor sample so far.

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Best subject since the zebra thread.

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I did this the day before yesterday. Yesterday the girl sent me a message "I love you". Works like a charm.

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(11-07-2014 12:11 AM)General Stalin Wrote:  The only real course of action is to do it to more girls and see if I just have had a poor sample so far.

I read this as "poop sample" and nearly shit myself.

I have touched and fingered the balloon knot, and definitely have fucked it before, but never put my tongue on it. Maybe one of these days I'll try with my current girl. She definitely likes fucking in the shower.

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I do it to my main HB 8 all the time now occasionally I'll finger it while eating her pussy.

I always a get strong reaction from her, problem is.....I have a beard....gotta wash up nice afterwards.