RE: Review of Medellin, Colombia
OK, a brief update on Colombia. Where do I start??
So Saturday, I call the real good looking girls back. I had a hell of a time talking to my girl in Spanish over the phone, so she passes the phone to her friend who speaks English. Now I know how it is to be on the other end of that call, cause I could hardly tell anything of what the English speaking girl was saying to me because of her accent. What I got out of it was they were staying in Envigado. Apparently my room mate talked to her the same night and the girls where in Lleras, wanting to meet up. I didn't get that out of the conversation, so whether she was bull shitting me or not, I'm still not sure. Meanwhile, the first girl I banged while I was out here is calling (twice), and I avoid her calls until I find out what's up from the other girls. Once I assume the two better ones are flaking, I fall back to plan B. I call the girl I originally banged back, we'll call her CG1, and set up a date for the night.
I assume the upscale Colombian girls are flaking (We'll call CGs2) so I set up the night accordingly. I tell CG1 to come over at 9:30. Well, about an hour after I tell CG1 to come over, CGs2 send me a text, inviting me to this spot by Rio Negro. At this point, I already had written them off as flakes, so I decided I would stick with the original plan of going with CG1 to the metro cable on sunday, so I tell them I'm busy.
CG1 comes over. I end up taking her out to dinner and having a couple drinks with a friend of mine and a friend of hers. This was a little tough because her friend didn't speak english and my friend didn't speak Spanish. She had been trying to get me to go out on a double date all week so I agreed. Well, our friends date didn't get along so well, but I thought, "my bad dude, we'll send her home, go have fun, and I'll take CG1 back to my spot." So I tell CG1 that I'm tired, let's go home in an hour (This is about 12:40). She agrees. About 5 minutes later while we're walking to the next spot she stops me and says,
"When you go home, I think I'm gonna go hang out with my cousin."
I respond, "Oh really? You're gonna go with your cousin?"
She asks, "Are you mad at me?"
I say, "You come and eat and drink with me, I pay for everything, and now you want to go hang out with your cousin?"
"You know this is my only day off where I don't have to work in the morning. I thought you wanted to stay out late tonight."
I remind her, "Look, I'm tired, I want to go back home. You live here, you can hang out with your cousin or go out any other Saturday, I have one week left in town."
CG1 "But tomorrow instead of going to the metro cable, we can spend all day together doing whatever we want together, you want to do that?"
"I don't think so, so you gonna leave?"
CG1 "Yes, but do you still want to hang out with me?"
I reply, "We'll see."
I give her a kiss and the cheek and tell her by. She replies, "That's all you're gonna give me? A kiss on the cheek?!"
"Yep, chao chao!"
That's the last I saw of her. My buddy said he saw her later that night and she was on his dick. Of course she was, she was pissed I held my ground and wanted to try and make me jealous. The next day the girl post pictures of me and her on facebook.... Unfriended.
I realize now I should have just gone with CGs2, but flaking wasn't the worst thing either. I decide the next morning to text them and invite them to a pizza party the old room mates friend is throwing. After I invited them, I realize all the room mates friends are old pervs and that the only girls they have are whores and pre pagos, which these high class girls will know what is going on right away and think they are scum. At first I decide we should tell the girls the party is canceled. I discuss it with both my room mates, since the one is going out with my girls friend and the other is the one who invited us to the party. But the old man tells me it will be cool and there won't be any hoes, just the gringos with their "real girls." So I decide fuck it, if it's a bad scene we'll eat pizza and bounce out. I was surprised, everything went well, and there really were no hookers there, and we ended up being the last at the party with our girls, plus we chose a table in a some what secluded area from all the old pervs (It was a great location btw in the middle of Lleras on a second floor patio, which we had exclusively rented for just our party, we looked like ballers). We ended up staying a good 2 hours after. The music was loud and it was hard to talk to my girl. Things didn't seem to flow as well as the night before, but still, my girl gave me signs of interest (For example, the roomate asked her where she wanted to go in the world, she knew I was going to Ecuador next week and said Ecuador is one of the spots she wants to most visit. If you have met anyone from Colombia, especially a high class girl, they almost laugh when you tell them they are going to Ecuador).
My room mate on the other hand was doing a great job of blowing it with his girl. At one point he was getting too touchy feely before building intimacy, which he knows nothing about, and his girl said to not touch her so much. My girl turned to me and said, "I think your friend is mad because my friend just told him not to get so close." I told her, "Nah, it's all good, I don't think he's mad." After that he sends me a message saying, "Please stop talking to my girl, if you need a dictionary you can ask for my phone." He said this because I asked the girl a couple times how to say certain words in spanish because I couldn't relay what I was trying to tell my girl. That pissed me off. I was respectful and waited till there was a pause in the conversation and everything to ask. I find out later he text the old man room mate who was with us and said, "Please leave." I didn't find this out til the next day when he told me about it. We both decided the kid was a dick and had some insecurity issues, and i told him today how I felt about it. I told him he was blaming other people for his social awkwardness and that he needed to improve himself. When you're in an environment like that, its best to show you can hold a conversation rather than be jealous and try and be a introvert. Yes I agree the interaction would have been easier without the 5th wheel, but he went about it the wrong way. When I discussed it with him today, he said, "I never told the girl that." I told him, "I know you didn't, but regardless, the girl can sense your insecurity, even if you don't tell her." Dude is just a fucking herb any way you look at it. I agree, it could have been easier, but play the cards you are dealt. He argued, "But you guys were talking about American football and I couldn't join in on the conversation, i don't know anything about it, and you took over the conversation." I say, "Well, that was your chance to say, 'We don't play American football in europe, what's up with ______." If you don't know, ask questions, get involved with the conversation! It's not my fault you are socially awkward. Not like these girls know a damn thing about football either! I told him he was blaming other people for his short comings. He said something to the extent, "Well, if you were my friends I wouldn't have to compete with you." Which trust me, if you're my boy, I'm gonna try and make everything as easy as possible. But this fucking guy makes it impossible to make it easy. He is just so awkward! And after his dip shit comment, who wants to help him out anyways? I even told him that to his face!
Either way, I still think I have a good shot with my CGs2, but I need to set up a date without the herb room mate. I'm gonna try and make it happen tomorrow. I know his girl doesn't feel him, and seriously, he kills the vibe. Every 5 minutes his girl is looking over, making faces to my girl about how much of a weird o he is. Trust me, I'm not being a hater, wish you all could meet this dude.
Besides that, I played a poker tourney last night, I have to say, a lot of Colombians have no etiquite and have no idea how to play poker. They basically play off luck, when they loose they throw a fit. At my table, it seemed like it wasn't a problem to flip your cards over after you fold while the hand is still live, because it happened multiple times and no one said anything about it.
One more thing I wanted to point out... A good amount of gringos here are grade A herbs.... I've had over 5 occasions where another gringo has come up to me and said either him or his friend would like the girl I'm hanging out with's number (after I leave), and hasn't had more than a 5 minute conversation with her. At least half of the 6 people who asked didn't speak a word to them. Basically I guess they wanted to get the girls number and say, "Hey, I'm intlpalyboys friend, you know, the gringo you banged? I know we never talked, but do you want to meet?" Seriously, I couldn't believe these herbs had the nerve to ask me (Or on other occasions, ask my friend) to give them the girl I'm working ons number because I'm leaving next week. I see why girls look at gringos here as jokes. This place has been tapped out. I mean, if you come with some good game, it can be a gold mine, but a majority of these dudes out here are a straight fucking joke. I'm not saying that as a hater, but come on... You are really gonna try and leach off my girls and I don't even know you? None of these dudes I've had more than a 10 minute conversation with. Last week, I had a gringo come up, who I was conversing with through out the night, and say to the girl I was with, "Hey, we have free wine down the street, wanna come?" Right in front of me. You know what though, I don't even pay attention. THat night, the same guy tried talking my girl up, but I knew I had her, and I knew my game was on point. I knew none of these dudes were a threat. I let them talk, and try and play their herb ass, "Come hang out for free alcohol" game. I never interupted and I never paid attention, you know why? I knew I had it on lock! If you have that ill game and you know what's up, there's no reason to worry. She'll always stay with you no matter what. I was confident, and I knew this herb mother fucker had no chance. That right their will shine through over all these leach ass gringos. They have 0 game and brag about their pre pagos they pay $4o to come spend the night. Fuck the flaky girls, the most annoying thing in Colombia is the leach ass gringos who ruin it for everyone and make these girls flaky. I don't blame them one bit. BTW, one of these dudes is the same dude that owns a club in Barrio Colombia with the "No Gringo Rule (Though he's a gringo himself!)" He basically doesn't like gringos going to his club trying to pick up, which I assume is because he is intimidated. What a fucking HERB. Also, some of these dudes are thinking these girls are pre pagos, sorry, I don't roll like that homie!
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