Post: #276

Dunno, I think that girls who explicitly write "not for dating or sex because I'm in a relationship/married" are within tolerance limits. Sure, it's still inane and pointless, but there's no dishonesty involved (unless she really is using it to get some casual sex from an alpha that does send a message). The polyamory idiots annoy me a lot more because polymory is ridiculous in itself.

Post: #277

Hey Tuth I found your future wife....
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art painting activism
vegetarians triphop music
tattoos sacred symbols belly dancing culture
Ancient Egypt animals blazing
writing making jewelry braids
dreadlocks flowers nature
mushrooms colors

About Me
does ANYONE read this? ~
*this site should be called plentyofjerks!* (:

Are there any true. Authentic~ consistent, *unmarried!* men left? With any depth or personality? I don't think I'm asking for too much!

I'm a lifelong vegetarian & a free spirit. A earth child with a lotta spunk (:
I absolutly live for music.art.colors.flava ~
I love sacred symbols,tattoos *really want more A few more* I got about 12 piercings ~but I don't wear them all~ I love ancient Egypt, & Moroccan & Indian culture. Belly dancing....Creative people~

My life has been a bit of a roller coaster the past year or so~ but I've lived through & learned so much. I'm finally learning to go with the ride~ but also still healing from the past relationship & trying to regain my~ well-
everything. I just want to meet someone who is sweet. And accepting & a friend not just a lover~ someone. true. I'm fedup with games & try to treat others as I want to be treated~
I like going clubbing once and a while,working on gettin my groove back~ but not routine. I need balance~ i really love Art projects/ mixed media-painting & jewelry
making.. I really wanna learn to weld! I also love the outdoors. Animals. Local Activism. And try to stay very
active in social justice , women's rights & helping animals is really rewarding .
I'm openminded & will try almost anything once, maybe twice.

**Not certain what I'm looking for~ but if you have a
Criminal record- dont even bother me. Seems alot of manipulative men hide behind these profiles~ & use
women like objects. And I'm not a fool, or a object.**

Life's too short~ I want to try new things.. Meet new
people & learn new things~ be nice to share some it with someone ~
I don't have any rules- but more like standards and I'm
not goin to list them all, should know better! Respect!

That said? I don't bite

Post: #278

See those are the types of girls I expect to be at yoga shops.

Post: #279

Nah, chicks in yoga classes, at least in L.A., usually do it for fitness. Lots of hot asses in there

Post: #280

When will these girls learn that this sort of bravado doesn't suit their gender. Trying to clown, but probably can't handle it for shit:

   

   

   

Post: #281

She looks like a little mouse. What a stupid bitch.

Post: #282

Any of you guys interested in not getting laid, and still potentially getting slapped with a false rape allegation from an admittedly unhinged online chick? Let me know.

   

Yet, all signs point to strong DTF-ness.

   

Post: #283

(04-22-2012 08:19 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  Any of you guys interested in not getting laid, and still potentially getting slapped with a false rape allegation from an admittedly unhinged online chick? Let me know.



Yet, all signs point to strong DTF-ness.

Haha, this is the type who will file rape charges if you don't fuck her, when she wanted it.

And if you do fuck her, she may still cry rape. Even if she did want it.

And emphasis on the words "not here" - she's probably been getting laid like gangbusters offline.

Post: #284

What the fuck? Some of those aren't even human, they're OGRES!

Post: #285

I've been seeing more of this variation:

Before
   

After
   

Post: #286

Yeah tuth that's why I use much more than the "personality" scale to determine if I message a chick. Crazy bitches.

Post: #287

This person claims to be female and straight.

   

   

   

Post: #288

You know what the problem is with this thread? It implies, if ever so slightly, that these massively delusional women are confined to online dating sites. They are not.

I had to vent about my latest encounter, in a mixed group.

This chick is ugly, rapidly aging, 5/10. 36 years old. I can tell by the way she relates to other people, and by her smug expression, she is completely self-absorbed - when a guy asks her how she's doing, she doesn't reciprocate whatsoever. She starts saying how men 40 and over all look too 'old,' and then that guys don't look like 'men' until they're 34. Oh, and they're little boys, mentally speaking, their entire lives. Then she starts talking about how she goes to Coachella every year. 36, woman! Can you hear yourself talk?! By this point in her life, her skin's got the consistency of oily stucco. Craggy and greasy.

Unmarried 30-something women are an absolute terror. They're not even real people, just demons sent from hell by God to torture us for rawdogging with abandon. Make it stop!

Post: #289

Quote:Interests

4 wheelers hunting fishing
racing dancing


About Me
Read&&take notes::

1.IF YOU SAG..DONT MESSAGE ME.
2.IF YOU HAVE A GF.DONT MESSAGE ME.
3.IF YOU ARE OLDER THAN 25 DONT MESSAGE ME.
4.IF YOUR A BUM DONT MESSAGE ME.
5.IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM HANGING WITH ME AND MY FAMILY DONT MESSAGE ME.
6.IF YOU HAVE CRIMINAL HISTORY/OR ONGOING CRIMINAL CASES DONT MESSAGE ME.
7.IF YOUR LOOKIN FOR FWB,EASY FKKKK,NUDE PICS, OR SEXUAL INTENT W/OUT A RELAIONSHIP..DONT MESSAGE ME.

that being said.....
im writing everything you need to know so we can skip the "tell me bout yourself" in the messages..

my name is copper(yes.like the metal). i graduated hs in 09. i started college ausust '11 for criminal justice.i am country.was raised to say yes mam and thank you..if you cant respect me ill find someone else who can.i dont do the lying or cheating thing..idc if its the color of your boxers dont lie to me...i have guy friends yes.. bc i hate the drama that comes along with girls.. i have 4 girl friends the rest are guys.. i dont blow up their phone and they dont blow up mine.. were just friends..a little controlling and a little jealousy is cute.. but when it gets to the point you wont let me see my family you are goin to get kicked out the door.. been there done that.. i will never disown my family or miss something with them for a guy.. sorry..imm HUGE on family..my gpa is my world..without him i dont know what i would do.. you have to understand that im going to college.. that takes up alot of my time.. mind you it is online so i can do it whenever i want but im trying to finish in a year instead of two so i do it alot..i dont work bc i dont have too. im an only child.. so im spoiled yes..(: i dont get stuff handed to me ... i have to maintain straight a's and help my mom out.. I dont deal with drama.. dont bring it around me.. my mom has heart failure.. the slightest bit of anger or stress can kill her...so i dont fukkk with that nonsense...I AM NOT GOING TO SLEEP WITH YOU ON THE FIRST, SECOND, THRID, FOURTH, FIFTH DATE. YOU HAVE TO EARN THAT& I DONT JUST PUT OUT TO ANYONE. ..if you have kids im sorry but i dont date single parents.. mainly bc their is always a chance that babymomma can come back in the picture.. and that will end up with me in heartbreak.. ive been in love once..we just broke up 2 months ago.after being together a year and a half.. we were engaged..we were supposed to be married july 9th.. but he cheated so hes gone.. i dont party,drink,smoke,etc...i cnat get into trouble bc of the profession im going into plus im more mature than that.. so if you like that stuff sorry but your on the wrong page.. i love taking pictures and swinging at the park.. if you have a problem with that.. then your not for me..when im in a relationship i like to tell the world.. i lvoe to brag about it.. if you dont.. your hiding something.. plain and simple.. yes i still have my hs moments where i wanna act like a 7 year old and go play in the sprinker or color with my baby cousin but who doesnt.. thats what makes me me...if you think you can handle all of this.. message me.. if not.. well you know where the back button is.(:

IF YOU CNT SHOW A GIRL A GOOD TIME,DONT WASTE MY TIME(:

Quote:Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. I'm insecure, I'm jealous, I'm scared to die, i hold my breath when i pass by a graveyard, i never clean my room unless someone is coming over, i don't like to sleep alone I'm a big chicken when it comes to the paranormal,i will kick your butt in mariokart, i put ranch on pretty much every food i eat, i love simple songs, i love sweet talkers i have skeletons in my closet, please leave them there i always think people are talking bad about me, i don't like to be left alone in a crowd of people, i always have to have a show buddy, i won't even go to the bathroom in a public place alone, i still watch saturday morning cartoons and play on playgrounds, i'm a sucker for a boy with a guitar i have a stupid little half smile when someone does something cute for me, i like to hang upside down and talk on the phone, i don't deal with stupid peoples drama. You can say what you want cause ill just be the base of yet another conversation?. I Know who i am so don't try to tell me other wise. I get annoyed very easy and im almost always sick. I can be a **** most the time but thats just who i am. Im complicated. People say hot and cold doesn't even begin to describe my mood changes. I care more for friends than family to be honest. I do tell the truth about everything there is no point in lying. i have my OWN opinions and so do you. i don't get along with everyone. I say sorry WAY to much and i feel bad about almost everything even if its not my fault.i am scared of clowns, needles, and the dark. I am obsessed with sharpies. i have every color of sharpies. I don't understand anything in life. Ill never go back. The things I've had to experience have made me stronger. I wouldn't change those moments for anything in the world. Because without them i wouldn't be who i am today. I don't pretend and I don't like pretenders. I like to believe that everything has a reason.

Quote:A. I like beach volleyball, surfing, kickboxing, the shooting range, road trips, pie, arcades, playstation, hot stone massages, shoes, boutiques, fireworks, unique names, amusement parks, concerts, dance, art, bikinis, BBQs, muscle cars && tattoos.

B. I'm going to school to be an FBI Special Agent.

C. I'd rather be a mermaid. Jk, sort of.. I'm a cliche Cali chick, I'm a Jeep lover && you can usually find me on the beach in a bikini, daisy dukes, && stillettos with my board && blue pit bull Moxy, wishing I was in a Corona commercial.

1. I don't believe in lying to spare someone's feelings && I truly think that if you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.

2. I'm allergic to drama. Everyone's got a sob story, life's too short, so don't hate. Appreciate. :]

3. I dig all kinds of music from Bob Marley to T.I., Elvis Presley, Blink 182, The Police, Tool, Incubus, Johnny Cash, Snoop Dogg, Eddie Vedder, Sublime, && Eminem etc... I wish they'd bring back vinyl albums bc I like how the scratching makes me feel like I can touch the sound with my fingertips.


fine print:
xoCAN'T BUY MY LOVExo

First Date
Beer, laughter, && UFC Fight Night. Or maybe a driftwood bonfire on the beach (bc everyone knows good times are guarenteed to be had when u get to watch dudes play with fire all night lol) Big Man Make Fire. Little Woman Think Colors Pretty.

Post: #290

Quote:I don't want any guys to think I feel like I think I'm better than them when I don't reply, truth is; if I go to your page and I can already tell that you aren't my type, I won't waste either of our time . & seriously if you saw some of the things that ended up in my inbox . & why do people just assume my name is Marie ? Did you miss the Yayaa in the front ? With that being said, referring to me as sexy is not attractive, I'm so much more than my looks .

I'm a single mother of a beautiful little boy . I currently attending college for Forensic Biology . I love football, Chicago Bears, of course . I refuse to date a Packers fan, its against my morals . As far as ethnicity goes, I'm Puerto Rican, Cuban & Black . I do work, and I have my own place/car . I do have priorities .. My son being the biggest one . I'm difficult, just like any other girl . I have a potty mouth lol . I hate elected ignorance . I'm probably one of the most outspoken people you'll meet, not to mention extremely goofy. I like to laugh and have a good time .I cook AND clean, I know, strange . I love for my man to be that .. A man . I'm moving to Houston from Chicago in June 2012 . Really not trying to go to Houston with a boyfriend . A new place, I'd like to explore then settle down . Not the other way around .

Quote:OK men...brace yourselves! You’ve just stumbled upon a real, live Renaissance woman! I love a lot of things, can tolerate almost anything, and am just as happy playing a board game or sailing, as I am folding clothes or going to the opera. I’m a bit of a social chameleon. I'm not one that when thrown in a crowd will become a wallflower. I'll be the one with the new group of friends cracking them up before the night is over. “Hey everyone…come see how good I look!” (compliments of Ron Burgundy)

I am looking for somewhat the same thing...but a male version ; ) Laughter truly is food for the soul and I try to fill my life with it as much as possible. However, I can be serious when the situation calls for it. I rarely get angry and tend to just go with the flow. It just seems like a waste of time to get upset about things that don't matter. First off, I'm a Christian and if that doesn't sit well with you, then we really wouldn't work. I would love a GENTLEMAN! If you're asking yourself what that means right now...thanks for playing! ; -) My professional passion lies in singing beautiful melodies, which have included anything from opera to Evanessence..but I especially love jazz/big band. If my soul had a theme song it would be Rhapsody on a Theme by Rachmaninoff.

I do enjoy playing sports and always wanted to learn how to golf and ski...so feel free to teach me. As my friends will attest, I am the real deal. The kind of woman parents love and siblings befriend. I like to do fun, interesting, and creative things cause' dinner and a movie gets old! I would prefer someone who is career oriented...whether that is a music career or a businessman or balloon artist! Physical attraction is obviously a great thing, but I really appreciate the inner beauty to match. If I can give that....I want to get that. I'm not afraid to take chances and I could not live without a sense of humor! There are far too many things in life that deserve a huge GUFFAW!

New experiences keep us learning...so I would love someone I wouldn't have to drag to the opera or the symphony...who would at least accompany me. Don't laugh at me...I know you exist! Think "Chandler-esque" from Friends...OK so he's not necessarily debonair...but he's hilarious...yes, I realize he's a fictional character...don't judge!! (Of course, I can’t really picture Chandler at the opera…should I rethink this? lol)

I love to be affectionate and receive it from my better half, so I’m hoping you’re not completely against PDA. That's not too much to ask is it? If this even remotely sounds like you...then drop me a line. And without further adieu, if you would like to know more about me and my fabulous personality, email me!!!

First Date
OOH....first date activities. There are sooooo many choices! I guess the easiest thing would be to say what I wouldn't want. I definitely wouldn't want to go see a movie. What's the point of going out on a first date to get to know someone, and then going into a dark cave where you can't talk?! It's always confounded me why people think that's a great idea for a first date...but I digress. I think it completely depends upon the the person as to what you do. Sometimes coffee is a great place to start. Other times, it may seem great to go straight to a dinner or a picnic at the park. Or walk around the zoo and get to know one another and laugh at animals mating! haha I think you can do pretty much anything as long as you're getting to spend time with that person getting to know their personality. Let's just relax and have fun!

Quote:Call Me Crazy!"

I am...
Strangely Sexy
Beautifully Weird
Spastically Calm
Bashfully Friendly
Seriously Joking
Insanely Smart
Sarcastically Funny
Incredibly Useless
Nicely Mean

Call me Crazy!!!

By: Me


I know who I am, and I know what I want in life.

TURN-ONS (But not a must): Tattoos, piercings, someone that can make me laugh, adventurous, open minded, tall, short, broad, baby-blue eyes, dimples on a beautiful smile, cajun accents, facial hair that outlines your jawline(think it's called a chin strap?), and sexy guys in wife b's.
TURN-OFFS: LIARS, arrogance, so called "ass-holes by nature," guys with "mouth-pieces." I've delt with many of both, neither impress me. Guys that try and see what they can get out of me and jumps on the first slut that walks by. So just be straight with me and we'll get along just fine.
So if you are one of those guys who like to tell chicks what you think they want to hear....You can tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it on down the road.

Liars: KICK ROCKS!! Jerks: KICK ROCKS!! Can't handle a good woman?!: KICK ROCKS!! Still hung up on your ex or friends with your ex? KICK ROCKS!!!!


Feel free to ask any questions

Post: #291

Quote:Interests

singing music pop culture
obscure things weird knick knacks found objects
books on serial killers cheese old gregg
chinese food canine teeth murder mysteries
ghosts robert stack full moons
blues and folk


About Me
Hello Reader.

You should know that I don't take this site seriously at all and I only message about 20% of you back.

I do much better at meeting people in real life and I think I've found someone I actually like.

You guys criticized me for being fat, weird, and various unpleasantries. Take note that I'm sure you're on a dating site for a reason, I just did it for fun (which it was not). Sure at first it was cool when all the nicer guys would send me a message telling me how gorgeous I was and I would blush, but then the jerks came in. The ones who solicited sex like a bunch of pigs, who criticized me
. Let me tell you that
there is no "perfect" girl. But if the right one comes along you will be willing to accept her imperfections.

And for those of you who called me weird: It's called a personality, you should try it.

You guys should also take note that when writing a headling for yourself you need to stop going with "looking for ___ woman to ____" etc. This isn't the classifieds, you're not shopping, we're Not objects, we're people.

Quote:I'm a girly girl, but i'm not scared to get my hands dirty.
I like Country boys who aren't afraid to wear pink! BIG TRUCKS, big arms, bud light, bonfires, and cuddling
I LOVE Country music, and love to 2 step!
I've got a huge heart and wear my emotions on my sleeve.
I'm good to those who are good to me.
I'm on a never-ending quest to succeed and better myself all the while having tons of good laughs!

Ohh and I HATE the Cowboys (or should i say cowGIRLS)!
... and i'm not here for a booty call so if that's all you want...giddy on up and giddy on out.
And i like Caucasian men, don't call me races... i like what i like!
- and to clear things up Caucasian is not Hispanic, African America, or Asian

First Date
I'm up for anything... it can be just you and me or a house party!
I believe in chivalry and that it's still alive
I also believe respect goes both ways.

Post: #292

BasilRansom Wrote:You know what the problem is with this thread? It implies, if ever so slightly, that these massively delusional women are confined to online dating sites. They are not.

Staggeringly true!

Post: #293

I dunno about you guys, but I just can't read these profile entries that are one long run-on sentence with no paragraph breaks. It's like they managed to translate valley-girl speak into a written form.

Post: #294

Goddamn, houston has a knack for finding some real prizes.

Here's a funny one:

   

   

Spitting image:

   

Post: #295

This thread is hilarious.




I don't understand how yall can bother with online dating. There are so few legit hot girls on dating sites. If they are hot (1 profile in 100's), they are usually A: Fake profile B: Attention whores who are getting spammed 300 msg's/day and barely look like their pics C: Underaged girl who lives far out from any urban center.

Post: #296

(04-26-2012 08:52 AM)Gixxermuscle Wrote:  I don't understand how yall can bother with online dating. There are so few legit hot girls on dating sites. If they are hot (1 profile in 100's), they are usually A: Fake profile B: Attention whores who are getting spammed 300 msg's/day and barely look like their pics C: Underaged girl who lives far out from any urban center.

I'm not sure where you live, but this is totally inaccurate from my experience. There is an abundance of hot girls everywhere I've used it. I've met (and banged) some of them. Not only that, tons of girls are DTF online. Online dating should never replace your regular gaming, but as a supplement, it is a powerful counterweight to the growing sausage, fatty, and bitch fest that nightlife is becoming.

Plus, online is taking over. As we all know, girls are herd animals who copy each other on everything. So many chicks have profiles now (because "their friends talked them into it") that it's silly to lose out on the opportunity to reach a wider audience than just going out normally. You have access to a much bigger pool by using this additional resource. If you've spent time online, just think of how many girls have an obnoxious picture that looks like this (I swear I've seen 100s). Girls copy. I don't want to be online, but I have to go where the pussy is going. Be like water, grasshopper.

   

Post: #297

Online trends I'm noticing.

- Girls attack me for being on POF, calling me a loser and say they're not surprised I'm single. This happens when I troll them. It's ok for a girl to use online dating, but all the guys are losers!

- the moustache pictures like Tuth just posted. What the fuck?? Can someone explain this stupid shit? I've seen a few girls with that shit TATTOOED on their finger. They get mad and block me when I ask them about it. I want to punch a girl in the nose for taking those pictures.

- every girl has had an incredibly hard life that's shaped them to be the woman they are today. I am attacked and blocked when I ask them what has been so hard. Suburban life ain't no joke.

- girls seem to love sports more than most guys I know. Sheep.

Post: #298

(04-24-2012 10:37 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  I've been seeing more of this variation:

Before


After

Another cancer victim.

Quote:every girl has had an incredibly hard life that's shaped them to be the woman they are today. I am attacked and blocked when I ask them what has been so hard. Suburban life ain't no joke.

I used to get this on dates. Baby girl is born in American middle class, goes to good university, has her own place and smartphone, but life was so hard because her parents got a divorce when she was young and she had to cook for her little sister a few times. Americans for the most part don't know what a hard life is.

Post: #299

I write off every girl I've ever seen with the moustache pic. It's on like 10% or more of the profiles I see now. What the fuck is up with that anyway?

Yeah online game is here to stay. I'm glad I started ahead of the curve because I plan to ride this pussy wave as long as I can.

Also, are the majority of those trailer trash pics on POF? I've found OKC has a more uppity/educated demographic in general.

Post: #300

(04-26-2012 11:11 AM)Gmac Wrote:  Also, are the majority of those trailer trash pics on POF? I've found OKC has a more uppity/educated demographic in general.

I've noticed the difference in demographics myself in both the Madison, WI area and Chicagoland. POF more trashy while OKC is more uppity/higher class for the most part.

From the quantity of hotboxes I'm seeing on both in Chicago I don't know how a guy couldn't get laid almost daily with some effort. There are some fine broads online here.