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I am curious about using a prostate massager. Has anyone used this before or have been using it? Can I get some insights? Thanks in advance!
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At least the questions by the newbies are varied.
11-14-2018 04:50 PM
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(11-10-2018 06:06 PM)Built to Fade Wrote:  Oh no, not this thing again.

To answer OP's question, the internet is a very interesting place. I could literally search up dozens of forums that can address OPs question. OP, if you're "strapped" for time, 4chan usually have discussions about that kind of thing.
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I think you and this guy would get along great.
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Before you go spending money, just try putting one of your fingers in there.

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OK what the hell, maybe I can re-divert this thread.

My family has a history of prostate cancer in the men, and I have heard that you actually have to have your prostate 'milked'. An Ex actually offered this to me when hearing about a relative, but I declined because it just seemed a little fucked up and outside of my hetero sexual practices.

All said, this is how I understand it. Over time, you ejaculate and ejaculate, but just like how the bottom of the coffee pot gets a residue, so does your prostate. By milking the prostate, ie, inducing the semen to come out, you actually expunge the old filthy semen.

This old semen is the dangerous stuff, life giving cells are quickest to metastasize. Anyway, I am not in the business for this prostate massager, but I think I will get my next LTR to give me the butt tickle once a year or so.

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(11-14-2018 05:57 PM)Kona Wrote:  Before you go spending money, just try putting one of your fingers in there.

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(11-14-2018 06:00 PM)NoMoreTO Wrote:  OK what the hell, maybe I can re-divert this thread.

My family has a history of prostate cancer in the men, and I have heard that you actually have to have your prostate 'milked'. An Ex actually offered this to me when hearing about a relative, but I declined because it just seemed a little fucked up and outside of my hetero sexual practices.

All said, this is how I understand it. Over time, you ejaculate and ejaculate, but just like how the bottom of the coffee pot gets a residue, so does your prostate. By milking the prostate, ie, inducing the semen to come out, you actually expunge the old filthy semen.

This old semen is the dangerous stuff, life giving cells are quickest to metastasize. Anyway, I am not in the business for this prostate massager, but I think I will get my next LTR to give me the butt tickle once a year or so.

I've had this weird heavy feeling down there once and I think it may have been caused by a lack of release. One day, I had no choice but to break NoFap, then attempt to address this with the [Image: HApAqWd.gif] method before the heavy feeling turned into a painful feeling. This is what happened when the release finally occurred:
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No need to spend $100+ on a prostate massager when a simple $1 squid can do the job...

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I'd recommend a prostate massager named Denise, or Debbie! Hell, (if that's what you're into) there are prostate massagers all over the streets with all different kinds of names, get out there and daygame!
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What is it with these newb trolls and their pegging obsessions?
11-15-2018 12:42 AM
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I briefly dated a pre-med student in college. She strongly recommended nothing going up the butt maybe except a finger.

Not only do things get stuck in there (resulting in a LOT of emergency room visits), but for men, it's also a way you can harm/infect the prostate and you end up pissing blood. Ewwwwwww!
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(11-14-2018 06:31 PM)IveBeenFramed Wrote:  
(11-14-2018 05:57 PM)Kona Wrote:  Before you go spending money, just try putting one of your fingers in there.

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(11-15-2018 12:59 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  Warning! Gross-out factor ahead!!

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I briefly dated a pre-med student in college. She strongly recommended nothing going up the butt maybe except a finger.

Not only do things get stuck in there (resulting in a LOT of emergency room visits), but for men, it's also a way you can harm/infect the prostate and you end up pissing blood. Ewwwwwww!

I have a friend who's been an ER doc for about 12 years now. Ive known him about 20 years. He used to tell stories at parties about the random shit (pun intended) people would come into the ER for. I stopped asking him to tell stories about 11 years ago after a particular story about what some dude had intentionally stuck in his ass and couldnt get out,... for the second time. Dont ask

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Another serious note - I don't know why.

In the same way that a woman who constantly hits up her Hitachi Magic Wand (or, even worse, her Philips Sonicare Toothbrush), can desensitize herself to real sex, a man can lose his ability to orgasm/ejaculate through normal sex that isn't "enhanced" with a prostate massager. I would never want to put myself in the position of having to retrain my body to enjoy normal, natural sex with a woman.

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(11-14-2018 05:08 PM)realologist Wrote:  I think you and this guy would get along great.

Don't forget the multiple Fleshlight fiends that have popped up in the forum from time to time. The most recent one being an odd dude in the Indian section lol.
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(11-15-2018 03:14 AM)jordypip23 Wrote:  
(11-14-2018 05:08 PM)realologist Wrote:  I think you and this guy would get along great.

Don't forget the multiple Fleshlight fiends that have popped up in the forum from time to time. The most recent one being an odd dude in the Indian section lol.

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(11-14-2018 07:15 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  No need to spend $100+ on a prostate massager when a simple $1 squid can do the job...

An eel also works well.

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I don't know what the problem is. It's a perfectly reasonable question by the OP. Whoever banned him is an asshole.

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This thread hasn't been shut down for a reason, there is something deeper going on here.

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Maybe the mods should have dug deeper into the subject...
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I can't imagine willingly shoving something up my butt. It's bad enough getting a prostate exam. In fact the doctor needs to hold me still with both hands while he inserts his finger.
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(11-15-2018 09:05 AM)Vladimir Poontang Wrote:  I don't know what the problem is. It's a perfectly reasonable question by the OP. Whoever banned him is an asshole.

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