Post: #1

Many guys on here talk about sex and dominating your chick sexually but only scratch the surface of what can really be done. I present to you The Alpha Guide to Pegging!

I know what a lot of you guys are going to say "what kind of fag would do this." If game has taught me anything it's not what you do, it's how you do it. I'm here to teach you how to get pegged like an alpha.

First things first. If you're a red blooded American male, your chick will think this is the last thing you want to do and you will think how can I dominate a chick sexually, psycologically and emotionally if I'm getting fucked in the ass by a chick.

First things first, you have to bring it up to her. Say "I want it, you want it. Let's try it tonight." Be a man a take control. She is going to be nervous but you have to be as cool as a cucumber dipped in ranch and deep throated. Go to the sex store with her and get a big ass strap on. Can't have her thinking of you as less than a man.

Don't go straight home. Make her earn your ass hole domination. Have her take you to dinner, a couple drinks, get home have another drink and play the music.

Now is time to go straight to the bedroom. Reverse cowgirl is the most dominate position for the man to peg in so have her put the strap on on and lay down ready to be dominated. Make sure to spit on the strap on. Real men use spit, not lube. When you slide that thing in your gaping hope make sure to look back at her and tell her over and over "You love this bitch don't you." It really adds to it if you smack your ass and say it occasionally sprinkling in "you love this asshole, you're min bitch!"

When you cum from the extreme pleasure and cuddle all night when it's over she will utterly and completely yours.

If you guys have any more in-depth questions feel free to PM me.

Post: #2

I actually met a call girl during the day and we started talking. She said the most common fetish among her clients was pegging and tried to sell me on trying it because it stimulates the prostate.

Would never do it. Might as well be homo. I was disgusted thinking about a bunch of stressed lawyers,finance guys,and business owners taking a dildo up their ass.

Post: #3

Well fucking women reverse cowgirl is Beta....so this is just the next step in the evolution of the Alpha Male.

Post: #4

April fools was sunday

Post: #5

You've had a month to do rewrites, and this is it? Sorry, not triggered.

Post: #6

Well I called this happening let it be known.....

Post: #7

1/10 troll, would not read again.

Post: #8

The media is starting to push this as "normal" for hetrosexual couples.

A short internet engine search results list brings up recent "news" articles from cosmopolitan magazine, metro newspaper, marieclaire magazine, esquire magazine, vice magazine and of course jezebel. I am not going to link or quote to any of their faggot propaganda.


Yet another degenerate thing they are trying to normalise.
Sodom and Gomorrah is here and now.
I am waiting for the Divine judgment of fire and brimstone from heaven to purify all this filth.

Post: #9

Troll idea was great, execution was pitifully. 2/10

Post: #10

I laughed my ass off at work reading this.

7/10 troll job.

Post: #11

Bummer... That could have been so much better.

Post: #12

(04-05-2018 08:41 PM)Suits Wrote:  I laughed my ass off at work reading this.

7/10 troll job.

It took him 1 post to troll as well as you have in 9000.

Post: #13

(04-05-2018 08:57 PM)wi30 Wrote:  

(04-05-2018 08:41 PM)Suits Wrote:  I laughed my ass off at work reading this.

7/10 troll job.

It took him 1 post to troll as well as you have in 9000.

Oh don't be salty your woman hasn't pegged you in that sweet soy boy ass of yours.

Post: #14

I had this pegged as a strikethrough for the OP's name, and I nailed it!

Post: #15

(04-05-2018 08:59 PM)kaotic Wrote:  

(04-05-2018 08:57 PM)wi30 Wrote:  

(04-05-2018 08:41 PM)Suits Wrote:  I laughed my ass off at work reading this.

7/10 troll job.

It took him 1 post to troll as well as you have in 9000.

Oh don't be salty your woman hasn't pegged you in that sweet soy boy ass of yours.

That you know of.....

Post: #16

(04-05-2018 08:57 PM)wi30 Wrote:  

(04-05-2018 08:41 PM)Suits Wrote:  I laughed my ass off at work reading this.

7/10 troll job.

It took him 1 post to troll as well as you have in 9000.

My efforts to troll the forum would be considered a 2/10 at best.

Post: #17

(04-05-2018 10:37 PM)Suits Wrote:  

(04-05-2018 08:57 PM)wi30 Wrote:  

(04-05-2018 08:41 PM)Suits Wrote:  I laughed my ass off at work reading this.

7/10 troll job.

It took him 1 post to troll as well as you have in 9000.

My efforts to troll the forum would be considered a 2/10 at best.

No no, just the girls you bang.

G

Post: #18

(04-05-2018 05:08 PM)Und3rTHEBR1dg3 Wrote:  When you cum from the extreme pleasure and cuddle all night when it's over she will utterly and completely yours.
If you guys have any more in-depth questions feel free to PM me.

I feel like this had the potential to be funny, but never quite got off the ground. I mean must we really mock how liberal men get their jollies? Should we harangue them for settling on transvestites when they cannot score with real women? Shall we glibly laugh as the fat ugly blue haired feminist bridge trolls bang our liberal brothers in the ass with baseball-bat sized black strap-ons?

Post: #19

(04-05-2018 10:41 PM)Geomann180 Wrote:  

(04-05-2018 10:37 PM)Suits Wrote:  My efforts to troll the forum would be considered a 2/10 at best.

No no, just the girls you bang.

That's not a very nice thing to say.

I'd consider your sister to be at least a 4.

Post: #20

lmao, great post

Post: #21

(04-06-2018 12:39 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(04-05-2018 10:41 PM)Geomann180 Wrote:  

(04-05-2018 10:37 PM)Suits Wrote:  My efforts to troll the forum would be considered a 2/10 at best.

No no, just the girls you bang.

That's not a very nice thing to say.

I'd consider your sister to be at least a 4.

I mean, that's certainly improvement but when she walks out of the room sheepishly and whispers under her breath, "twenty bucks is twenty bucks", you may have a ways to go yet.

G

Post: #22

(04-06-2018 02:07 AM)Geomann180 Wrote:  

(04-06-2018 12:39 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(04-05-2018 10:41 PM)Geomann180 Wrote:  

(04-05-2018 10:37 PM)Suits Wrote:  My efforts to troll the forum would be considered a 2/10 at best.

No no, just the girls you bang.

That's not a very nice thing to say.

I'd consider your sister to be at least a 4.

I mean, that's certainly improvement but when she walks out of the room sheepishly and whispers under her breath, "twenty bucks is twenty bucks", you may have a ways to go yet.

So, what you're saying is that she still hasn't figured out that I've been paying her in renminbi?

Post: #23

(04-05-2018 11:31 PM)EndsExpect Wrote:  

(04-05-2018 05:08 PM)Und3rTHEBR1dg3 Wrote:  When you cum from the extreme pleasure and cuddle all night when it's over she will utterly and completely yours.
If you guys have any more in-depth questions feel free to PM me.

I feel like this had the potential to be funny, but never quite got off the ground. I mean must we really mock how liberal men get their jollies? Should we harangue them for settling on transvestites when they cannot score with real women? Shall we glibly laugh as the fat ugly blue haired feminist bridge trolls bang our liberal brothers in the ass with baseball-bat sized black strap-ons?

Yes. We should make fun of anybody and everybody. That's what comedy is about.

Post: #24

(04-05-2018 05:34 PM)kaotic Wrote:  Well fucking women reverse cowgirl is Beta....so this is just the next step in the evolution of the Alpha Male.

I was quickly scrolling down this thread and for a split second I thought this was your avatar :



And that's my contribution to this soon to be closed thread.

Post: #25

(04-06-2018 02:14 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(04-06-2018 02:07 AM)Geomann180 Wrote:  

(04-06-2018 12:39 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(04-05-2018 10:41 PM)Geomann180 Wrote:  

(04-05-2018 10:37 PM)Suits Wrote:  My efforts to troll the forum would be considered a 2/10 at best.

No no, just the girls you bang.

That's not a very nice thing to say.

I'd consider your sister to be at least a 4.

I mean, that's certainly improvement but when she walks out of the room sheepishly and whispers under her breath, "twenty bucks is twenty bucks", you may have a ways to go yet.

So, what you're saying is that she still hasn't figured out that I've been paying her in renminbi?

I'm saying that I thought there was a reason she left the room with an unsatisfied look on her face.

Now I realize there's two.

G