Post: #76

(02-23-2012 01:20 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  I think this has the potential to be the next What Do You Guys Consider A 10?? thread.

Let's keep this thing rolling.

I agree. This is quickly approaching Top-5 Thread status for me. I like the lead-ups that guys are writing for the clips. This is some of finest trolling anywhere on the Internet.

What happened to the OP, "alphamale," though? Homie disappeared.

Post: #77

Alright guys, I really need your help.

Here is the deal:

My name is Michael "Ice Cube" Mason.

Many of you don't know, I grew up in South Central Los Angeles.

East Coast hip-hop was dominating at the time, and I really wanted to put my city, Compton, on the map.

Here is one of the tracks we put together with my friend Dr. Dre, who was our DJ.

When I'm called off I got a sawed off
Squeeze the trigger and bodies are hauled off

What do you guys think?

Was this Beta?

Post: #78

ps. can anybody tell me a more efficient way of posting the memes?
Quickmeme isn't allowing me to link the pictures and don't like that I have to
screen cap then upload to tinypic.

Post: #79

OK, guys, I have a serious question about something that has bothered me for all of my life.

I immigrated to the United States when I was 19.

I decided to make my living by stripping down to EuroFag shorts.

I even got married.

Was this beta?

Post: #80

Two more for the road...

Post: #81

OK, guys, I'm going to ask a question, even though - deep down, if I'm honest with myself - I already know the answer.

I was really into this chick named Penelope.

I left her to go fight a war. After winning the war, ten years later, I still couldn't get her off my mind.

So I went on a little "odyssey" to find her.

Was this beta?

Post: #82

Alright guys.

Let's get serious for a moment:

My name is Michael The Impaler.

I was a Prince in Transylvania.

I used to slaughter my enemies, impale them on steaks, and eat their organs.

I swooped thousands of girls too.

Below is an artist's rendering of my actions. And a portrait.

Please give me an honest assessment of my actions.

Don't hold back! I need your help!

Was this Beta?

Post: #83

Ok, I see a lot of guys around here asking if being a baller like myself helps you slay the bitches in 3rd world shitholes. Well, I'm here to tell you.... fuck! Hang on a minute while I handle this....Fucking stroke agent....





Was I too beta for you mutherfucker!

Post: #84

Roosh V Forum's first(?) meme: Was this Beta?™

My simple rule is: If you have to ask, yes, you are beta

Post: #85

Alright, enough of this stuff guys.

Honestly, this is really getting out of hand I need your help on a serious matter.

I was born into a noble family during the 12th century in England.

I was the Duke of Normandy, Lord of Cyprus and the King of England among other things.

I commanded my own army by the age of 16.

I led a crusade of thousands of warriors into the Holy Land defeating my arch enemy Saladin on numerous occassions.

I spent 33 years in purgatory as expiation for my sins, eventually ascending to Heaven in March 1232,



During my lifetime and long since I was known as Richard the Lionheart. Although there's just one lingering question. Was This Beta?

Post: #86

I've been a huge movie star for 50 years.

In that time millions of women have wanted me and millions of men have wanted to be me.

In my 70's I'm still considered one of the sexiest men alive.

Men get their martinis shaken, not stirred, because of me.

I've said on national TV that sometimes women need a good slap.

When Barbara Walters gave me a chance to retract that statement in a later interview, I reaffirmed it

Was that beta?

Post: #87

Alright guys.

I need you to be serious.

Here is the deal:

My name is Michael Wallace.

I am a 13th century Scottish warrior who fought against the Tyranny of England.

I fought for freedom of my people.

At times though, it was hard to motivate my troops, as we were the underdogs.

Here is little video I put together of me giving a speech to inspire my troops.

Serious guys, I need your feedback!!!

Was this Beta?

Post: #88

Guys, I've spent my life developing modern fitness and nutrition as we know it, invented lots of training machines, started a gym chain, became fabulously rich, gave motivational speeches for the most powerful people on the planet and, at my 70th birthday, swam across San Francisco Bay while handcuffed, carrying a heavy tank on my back and dragging 70 boats filled me with people behind me.





I was married to my wife Elaine for over 50 years and we had 3 children: one from my first marriage, one from her first marriage, and one together. When I died at 96 and in excellent shape, all significant newspapers of the world ran an obituary about me detailing my accomplishments. Videos about me have thousands of people worshiping me and thanking me for making their lives healthier and happier. My nickname is "The Godfather of Fitness".

HELP! Was this Beta?

p.s. Blaze Frazier's awesome video has the girl shouting in Croatian or Serbian! LOL what a delight

Post: #89

We need to apply this to ourselves gentlemen, so I ran a test tonight.

I just had sex.
Finished in her mouth.
90 sec mandatory post-coitus cuddling.
Say I have to brush teeth, run to computer.
Write on Roosh V forum - "Was this beta" thread.

Was this beta?

Post: #90

Ok guys.

This is really undermining my attempts at getting a serious answer. Can you read my problem and help me out please?!

I've not really gone into this much before but here goes.

I was the first Roman general to build a bridge across the Rhine and invade Britain.

I subjugated 300 tribes and destroyed 800 cities in Gaul, modern day France.

I was sole consul and dictator to one of the most powerful empires ever known.

My legacy has lived on more than 2000 years after my original assassination.

I was Gaius Julius Caesar.

I guess what I'm trying to say is...Was This Beta?

Post: #91

(02-23-2012 05:26 PM)Vicious Wrote:  90 sec mandatory post-coitus cuddling.

Was this beta?

Sorry dude, this was super-beta. Real Alphas don't cuddle for more than 3 sec. and that is pre-coitus.

Post: #92

I think we've finally put an end to this silly alpha/beta lingo.

Post: #93

(02-23-2012 05:38 PM)Hencredible Casanova Wrote:  I think we've finally put an end to this silly alpha/beta lingo.

Yeah, its pretty amazing.

The ironic thing is this is probably the best thread on Alphas I have even seen on the forum and the Internet.

(Oh no. I just started the debate again)

Taken from the reverse perspective of course.

This thread has had me laughing for two days straight.

Post: #94

(02-23-2012 05:35 PM)Mr.GM Wrote:  

(02-23-2012 05:26 PM)Vicious Wrote:  90 sec mandatory post-coitus cuddling.

Was this beta?

Sorry dude, this was super-beta. Real Alphas don't cuddle for more than 3 sec. and that is pre-coitus.

To be an alpha he has to do this after getting off the forum...

Post: #95

Guys, this thread has inspired me to come clean.

When I was 27, I was deployed to a Soviet base on Antartica in 1961 right out of medical school having finish my surgeon training. We were 12 in all, had just got set up. By March, the polar winter had set in, and we were cut-off from the outside world. In April, I began to feel ill. Very, very ill. It quickly got worse, and the pain in my gut was unbearable. My symptoms indicated acute apendicitus; I knew that if I was to survive I had to undergo an operation," the British Medical Journal recounted. "But I was in the frontier conditions of a newly founded Antarctic colony on the brink of the polar night. Transportation was impossible. Flying was out of the question, because of the snowstorms. And there was one further problem: I was the only physician on the base."

It was a bit hard using a mirror while I was weak from blood-loss and vertigo, but I barely managed to do it in about an hour and 45 minutes. I think I cried afterwards.

I worked without gloves. It was hard to see. The mirror helps, but it also hinders -- after all, it's showing things backwards. I work mainly by touch. The bleeding is quite heavy, but I take my time -- I try to work surely. Opening the peritoneum, I injured the blind gut and had to sew it up. Suddenly it flashed through my mind: there are more injuries here and I didn't notice them ... I grow weaker and weaker, my head starts to spin. Every 4-5 minutes I rest for 20-25 seconds. Finally, here it is, the cursed appendage! With horror I notice the dark stain at its base. That means just a day longer and it would have burst and ...

At the worst moment of removing the appendix I flagged: my heart seized up and noticeably slowed; my hands felt like rubber. Well, I thought, it's going to end badly.
Was this beta?

   

http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/ar...dix/72445/

Post: #96

After beating the shit out of an entire Japanese martial arts
school and forcing two of the men I beat up to eat paper,
I decided to clear my head by going on a walk. All was good
until I ran into a racist Indian troll.





Was this beta?

Post: #97

I have a problem guys.

Last week after the Grammys I picked up 2 passable 7.5s, Rihanna and Scarlett Johansson, who I took back to my suite at the Peninsula Beverly Hills. While the menage was in full flow, a latino maid walked in on us. Luckily the girls were ok with it, so I hit that too.

Afterwards, I was thinking to myself- while Rihanna spanked the maid (who truth be told was a bad girl in her french maid/garter outfit) and Scarlett rubbed my back how beta I was. My whole goal for the evening was a Retro "Black-White-Black" scene, NOT a 2012 contemporary "Black-White-Latina-Black" thing. Am I beta for losing control of my own threesome?

Post: #98

Guys, seriously now.

I am really worried I am not alpha enough.

I've starred in some of the biggest movies in the past few decades.
Women swoon for me and I've been named the sexiest man alive twice.
I've only fucked like half the top models and starlets in the world.

When you search my name "George Clooney with woman" google autosuggests this to "george clooney with women" I'm kind of worried because some jealous feminists have called me gay before.

Heres a pic of me with a bunch of girls (I know they're ugly). Am I beta, or even worse gay because I've only had a 3 some with these girls instead of banged them all at once?

Am I leaning into them to much?

Post: #99

Guys, sorry to bother you with this (Roosh, please delete this post if you think it's too beta), but I need an opinion from you guys on something. This is urgent.

See, these South American military thugs once kidnapped my only daughter in hopes of coercing me into helping them orchestrate a revolution in their country. I was really attached to her, so I decided to go on an odyssey--and mad killing spree--to recover her.

Was this beta??

Post: #100

I don't know about all these other beta stories, they sound fake to me. But please let me clear my conscience with you. I think I may have committed a grave beta mistake.

My country was at war, and hundreds of thousands of my fellow country men were being slaughtered each year.

The battles were long, hard and often uncertain. After many years of fighting, I decided to stop the wars within a week.







Was this beta?