Post: #51

I was walking the Mean Streets of NYC with my girl a few years back when some guys get the jump on me with a knife.

I need to show my woman I can look after her, so I pull out a knife I've been stowing away in my back pocket to scare off the street hoodlums. Does That Make Me Beta?

Post: #52

Alright guys.

Let's get serious. I really need some help.

Here is the scoop:

I never mentioned this before on the forum, but years ago, I was working with an "Organized" crew, and we were making a move on Las Vegas.

We had a guy in our crew that was a real whiz with numbers.

It was my job to protect the "golden goose" so to speak.

That ment, if anyone stepped to him, I had to protect him.

Here is a little video of some chump who insulted my friend over a pen.

Watch the video and give me an honest assessment of my actions.

Now I have to ask you guys:

Was this Beta?

Post: #53

I dropped out of college to start a company from my dorm room.

Was this beta?

Post: #54

I'm short and lost all of my hair. I couldn't play sports, so I started learning about currency.

Was this beta?

Post: #55

I was an Egyptian pharoah so powerful that massive statues with my likeness still dot the landscape of Egypt, 3500 years after my death. I lived to be nearly 100 years old in an era when the average lifespan for a male was somewhere in the early 30s. I smote my enemies in such faraway lands as Nubia and Asia Minor. I fathered around 200 children. There's a good chance that you--and the women who you brag about fucking--are both related to my bloodline. I was celebrated, quite properly, as a god among men.

Several millenia after the end of my glorious dynasty, a condom-brand in your country--which ironically hearkened back to my monumental, legendary fertility--was named after me. You, my descendant, are fucking my descendants, with a condom separating the two of you that's named after me. I own every part you.

I am Ramses II. Was this beta?

   

Post: #56

I'm old, fat, and have swollen ankles.

When a girl tried walking away from where I was sitting, I grabbed at her.

Was this beta?

Post: #57

I was never good with women. I had severe health problems that make exercise almost impossible. My migraines sometimes hurt so badly that I couldn't see.

I fought through it and started writing books that no one bought during my lifetime.

Post: #58

I'm a diminutive man with alien-like looks and a high-pitched, nasal voice. Yet, I got to be one of the most influential men in congress and landed a nice-looking redhead, half my age, with model-like looks. I walk around with her like it's no big deal, because I could replace her within a week. Was this beta?

   

Post: #59

Alright guys.

Here is the deal:

I have never mentioned this before, but back in the 70's I was the leader of the largest street Gang in NYC.

My dream was to unite all the street Gangs under one banner.

Here is my speech that I delivered to the toughest Gangs in NYC.

Watch the clip.

Now I have to ask you:

Was this Beta?

Can you Dig it?





Here is the transcription of the speech:

[At the big conclave/street gang meeting, Michael Mason, the boss of the street gang appears]

Michael Mason: [yelling] Can you count, suckers? I say, the future is ours... if you can count!

[a couple of soldiers cheer for Michael Mason]

Michael Mason: Now, look what we have here before us. We got the Saracens sitting next to the Jones Street Boys. We've got the Moonrunners right by the Van Cortlandt Rangers. Nobody is wasting nobody. That... is a miracle. And miracles is the way things ought to be.

[Few more soldiers cheering for Michael Mason]

Michael Mason: You're standing right now with nine delegates from 100 gangs. And there's over a hundred more. That's 20,000 hardcore members. Forty-thousand, counting affiliates, and twenty-thousand more, not organized, but ready to fight: 60,000 soldiers! Now, there ain't but 20,000 police in the whole town. Can you dig it?

Gang Members: Yeah.

Michael Mason: Can you dig it?

Gang Members: Yeah!

Michael Mason: Can you dig it?

Gang Members: YEAH!

[shouting and Cheering]

Post: #60

Alright guys, enough of the jokes.

I'm going to regale you with a little known story from my past, I really need your input.

I created an empire spanning 9,300,000 square miles or 16% of the Earth's land mass, covering over 100 million people.

I united the nomadic tribes of Northeast Asia as one.

I slaughtered entire inhabitants of cities irrespective of gender to teach my enemies a lesson.



I sired thousands of children in my lifetime.

Of today's 2 million inhabitants of Mongolia, 200,000 are my descendants.

I am Genghis Khan...Does That Make Me Beta?

Post: #61

This story shames me, as it goes against what ever alpha male player says.

Anyway, I was sitting down at the bar, enjoying my bottle service with some models. (Yes, I buy girls drinks. I told you this story was humiliating!)

A guy came over, and picked up my bottle of vodka. He also started popping off to my models.

I beat up him and his four friends.

Gawker even wrote about it. Now I'll never meet another woman, since they all know that only beta males buy drinks, get bottle service, and fight when someone insults a date.

Was this beta?

Post: #62

I used to be a big time hustler in Harlem and Boston. I had a white bitch that would do anything for me. Then I got caught and went to jail.

I didn't return to hustling when I got out. Instead I found religion and started preaching for the improvement of my people. I got married and had children. Was I beta?

Post: #63

I looked out for people, and took care of things. I was more interested in playing cards with my guy friends than with meeting women. I even taught a young man I was mentoring about true love.

A bunch of bikers rolled into my nice Italian neighborhood. They were looking to harass my people.

Was this beta.

Post: #64

Alright guys.

Enough of the funny stuff.

I really need your help, here is the deal:

My name is Michael George Jung.

Back in the late 70's, I used to work with the Medellin Cartel.

I was one of the first guys bringing Cocaine into the USA.

In fact, if you snorted blow during that time, there was an 80% chance that it came from me.

I put together a little montage scene set to music for you guys to analyse with a fine tooth comb.

Was this Beta?

Post: #65

I was the first human being to land on the Moon. In the four-and-a-half billion years it took the Earth to coalesce--from errant fragments of space debris--into a cohesive planet, for that mass to cool, and for it to be populated by living things, I became the very first among them to set foot on this, our closest celestial neighbor. My accomplishment is only comparable to the first amphibian to venture onto land from the watery world of antiquity. Mine were the first eyes to gaze upon the Earth from the outside. My footprints remain indelibly planted on the Moon's surface.

When it came time to announce my arrival, I flubbed the line and said "one small step for man" instead of "one small step for a man," like I had rehearsed. My mistake became an iconic statement nonetheless, repeated millions upon millions of times all over the world.

Was that beta?

Post: #66

Alright guys.

Enough of the funny stuff.

I really need your help, here is the deal:

My name is Micheal Lee Mason.

A lot of you know I like Boxing, however, I also like Martial Arts as well.

A few months back, I was involved in a Game of Death with another Martial Artist.

I put together a little video of the fight with Nunchaku's we had.

As you know, I am a sharp dresser.

For this fight, I went with the yellow jumpsuit.

So I need to ask you guys this:

Was this Beta?

Post: #67

Which betta is more beta?




"Get your fish off my shit, cuz!"

Aloha!

Post: #68

Guys, you need to stop clowning around!

Because I need help,

I was trapped in a narrow hallway full guys who want to kill me,

while I was fighting all of them with only a hammer,

I got stabbed in the back,

beaten to the ground a few times,

and got hit with heavy sticks

but still managed to beat them all up to get to the elevator so I can escape,

only to find more bad guys...but I beat them up too

Was this beta or what?

Post: #69

THIS THREAD IS EPIC!!!! HAHAHAHAHA.

Post: #70

Cut the shit, guys.

When I was younger, I used to be pretty good at basketball. One night I scored 100 points.

Some people don't think I was the greatest to play the game.

I also fucked 30,000 women in my life.

Am I beta?

Post: #71

Y'all need to cut this bullshit and settle down, because I have to ask...

I was in a cheap motel trying to hunt down my money

but there's a bunch of Mexican gangsters waiting to ambush me in my room

and I shoot them all dead first before they got to me

Is this beta to you?

Post: #72

This is getting ridiculous fellas. Can we be adults for one minute and discuss a serious matter? One time, these cowardly hombres disrespected my mule and I stood up for him. Was this beta?

Post: #73

All right. All right.

So me and the chick I'm with were walking down the street when a guy and his friend decided to hit my woman.

I kicked both of their asses.

Someone caught it on video.

Was that beta?

Post: #74

TUTHMOSIS,

Almost as good as this scene..hehehehe. Even after all this years...this scene still gives me a hard on.

(02-23-2012 03:48 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  This is getting ridiculous fellas. Can we be adults for one minute and discuss a serious matter? One time, these cowardly hombres disrespected my mule and I stood up for him. Was this beta?

Post: #75

I think this has the potential to be the next What Do You Guys Consider A 10?? thread.

Let's keep this thing rolling.