Hey guys I had a fun night last night but I need to ask you guys something. First, let me fill you in with a few details.
After a rough 8 hour shift at Home Depot, I wanted to go out and have some fun. So, I took a greyhound buss to Nashville. As soon as I arrived I stole a taser, revolver, shotgun, and a novelty t-shirt from a gunstore. After burning the business to the ground, I went to a bar to get a few drinks. I left my wallet at home so I robbed four people at gun point. I pistol whipped and tazed a couple people people as I left. I always get hungry when I drink so I robbed a cab driver and went to Walmart and spent $199.00 dollars. Then I broke into a hotel law office, recorded an episode of demolition man, shit on someones desk and wiped my ass with some law degrees. Next, I went to a few rooms and in a mexican female voice said "Housekeeping!" Some people opened their door so I robbed them! Im a master of disguise so I changed clothes and got a cool haircut. I left and crashed my car into a parking garage. I quickly carjacked another cabbie. Then I drove to the Gaylord and took a nap in a water cooling vat. I woke up in a bucket next to firefighters and policemen.
Was this beta?
(This post was last modified: 04-11-2012 04:23 PM by Kickb.)
After getting bored of my marriage, I decided to take on a mistress to spice things up. My current mistress happens to be one of the world's most famous supermodels.
In a moment of weakness, however, I allowed my mistress to move in with me and my wife in Moscow. I even got her a tutor so that she could learn Russian and be more comfortable in my city.
Since there appears to be something of a rivival on the Was This Beta topic, I have a story which I feel compelled to share with everyone. My name is Arturo Montreal. I was born in Montreal, Quebec to Southern Italian parents. At the age of seventeen, I moved to Jersey City, North Jersey to pursue a boxing career. I became a very successful professional boxer. Athough I did not have nearly the amount of success that Floyd Mayweather or Oscar De La Hoya had, I did win multiple world titles in multiple weight classes. My greatest asset was by heart and my refusal to ever give up in a fight no matter how badly I was being beaten. I was able to knock guys out on multiple occasions after being far behind in points. I was called the ultimate blood and guts warrior. When I wasn't in the ring or training for an upcoming fight, I pulled hundreds if not thousands of girls. I was able to do this because in addition to my status as a professional boxer, I was known to have an extremely charming and outgoing personality. There was a Jersey Shore native named Merenguero who sometimes used to watch me fight in Atlantic City. This Merenguero guy may have gotten some of my sloppy seconds and he always used to call me a shoobie. I didn't know what a shoobie was and I still don't know. At age 35, I married a Brazilian girl who all my friends say was a stripper. She denies ever having been a stripper. In the summer of 2009, I was found dead in Brazil. Some people believe I was murdered, while others consider my death to be a suicide. I really can't comment on that. I just have one question, Was this Beta?
08-29-2012 03:04 PM
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alecks
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dudes,completely off topic but i think it needs to be addressed.
you know when your fucking a chick and she has this sort of smell to her skin? its sexy as fuck but its not perfume,BO/sweat etc.
its not pussy juices/fluids...its as if its a sex smell,possible pheromone?.when your bodies are really close pounding, the smell gets more intense if your biting her tits or something lol.makes your dick even harder,like a rock.
opinions?
08-29-2012 04:45 PM
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(08-29-2012 08:01 AM)rationalize_this Wrote: Creator of was this beta comes out of hiding and admits to being the author of was this beta. Was this beta?
(08-29-2012 04:45 PM)alecks Wrote: dudes,completely off topic but i think it needs to be addressed.
you know when your fucking a chick and she has this sort of smell to her skin? its sexy as fuck but its not perfume,BO/sweat etc.
its not pussy juices/fluids...its as if its a sex smell,possible pheromone?.when your bodies are really close pounding, the smell gets more intense if your biting her tits or something lol.makes your dick even harder,like a rock.
opinions?
I think it's the smell of your saliva mixing with her skin. It's different with every girl when all the fluids mixing spit, pussy juice, sweat etc smell good to you and her that means you have "chemistry" not to be confused with what most people think "chemistry" means good talks, long walks, and staring into each others eyes. Those tend to be the girls I keep around that make me a little psycho.
sometimes I'll lick a girl on her lower neck or pull her hair up on her neck on a date and go back later to see what her skin smells like to see what I'm in for
(This post was last modified: 08-29-2012 05:01 PM by el mechanico.)
08-29-2012 04:57 PM
Tuthmosis
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(08-29-2012 04:45 PM)alecks Wrote: dudes,completely off topic but i think it needs to be addressed.
you know when your fucking a chick and she has this sort of smell to her skin? its sexy as fuck but its not perfume,BO/sweat etc.
its not pussy juices/fluids...its as if its a sex smell,possible pheromone?.when your bodies are really close pounding, the smell gets more intense if your biting her tits or something lol.makes your dick even harder,like a rock.
opinions?
I think it's the smell of your saliva mixing with her skin. It's different with every girl when all the fluids mixing spit, pussy juice, sweat etc smell good to you and her that means you have "chemistry" not to be confused with what most people think "chemistry" means good talks, long walks, and staring into each others eyes. Those tend to be the girls I keep around that make me a little psycho.
sometimes I'll lick a girl on her lower neck or pull her hair up on her neck on a date and go back later to see what her skin smells like to see what I'm in for
A girl's smell and taste is a huge deal to me. If I open a girl and it's going well, I'll find some way to get a sniff of her around the neck area. If I don't like it, I'll break off the interaction right then. Supposedly, there's an evolutionary reason for this- if a girl smells and tastes good to you ,you're more likely to have compatible genetics and immune systems.
Just last night I was making out with a girl and said "Your spit tastes really good." It was true. She said no guy had ever said that to her and seemed really flattered.
I'm sort of addicted to this- if I don't smell a girl and taste her saliva, sweat and pussy juice every few days I start jonesing for it.
"If anything's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there!- Captain Ron
(08-29-2012 04:45 PM)alecks Wrote: dudes,completely off topic but i think it needs to be addressed.
you know when your fucking a chick and she has this sort of smell to her skin? its sexy as fuck but its not perfume,BO/sweat etc.
its not pussy juices/fluids...its as if its a sex smell,possible pheromone?.when your bodies are really close pounding, the smell gets more intense if your biting her tits or something lol.makes your dick even harder,like a rock.
opinions?
I think it's the smell of your saliva mixing with her skin. It's different with every girl when all the fluids mixing spit, pussy juice, sweat etc smell good to you and her that means you have "chemistry" not to be confused with what most people think "chemistry" means good talks, long walks, and staring into each others eyes. Those tend to be the girls I keep around that make me a little psycho.
sometimes I'll lick a girl on her lower neck or pull her hair up on her neck on a date and go back later to see what her skin smells like to see what I'm in for
A girl's smell and taste is a huge deal to me. If I open a girl and it's going well, I'll find some way to get a sniff of her around the neck area. If I don't like it, I'll break off the interaction right then. Supposedly, there's an evolutionary reason for this- if a girl smells and tastes good to you ,you're more likely to have compatible genetics and immune systems.
Just last night I was making out with a girl and said "Your spit tastes really good." It was true. She said no guy had ever said that to her and seemed really flattered.
I'm sort of addicted to this- if I don't smell a girl and taste her saliva, sweat and pussy juice every few days I start jonesing for it.
im the exact same.I need that smell/aroma to get my own juices going its wierd.but is it just genetic that some chicks have "that smell" and some dont or is it down to pheromones if they exist
First, a little intro: My name is Nick Vujcic, and I was born without any arms or legs, but I went on to become a preacherman and evangelist. I had to settle down eventually, so I got married.
What I want to know from you guys is this: As you can see from this picture, I let my wife push me around once, in public. Was this beta?
(09-17-2012 01:33 PM)Thomas the Rhymer Wrote: Hey guys, can I have your opinion please?
First, a little intro: My name is Nick Vujcic, and I was born without any arms or legs, but I went on to become a preacherman and evangelist. I had to settle down eventually, so I got married.
What I want to know from you guys is this: As you can see from this picture, I let my wife push me around once, in public. Was this beta?
Preachers and evangelists are gay/beta
09-17-2012 01:44 PM
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Guys, I know this thread is kind of old, but I really need some help here. See I really don't give a fuck about anything, I think its hurting my progress with girls. Like tonight after swooping approximately 666 metal chicks (maybe a few models), downing a bottle of Jack Daniels and smoking a pack of cigarettes I went to pick up my main girl. The thing is I really like this girl and her parents don't approve of me, they think I'm a 'juvenile delinquent'. I'm not by the way I'm pretty successful. Anyways I was pretty drunk and couldn't stop my motorcycle in time and drove through their living room wall (I think I have a concussion because I forgot to wear my helmet). So I pick her up and drive through the other wall, whatever. THEN I'm taking her to the desert to swoop and the fucking cops show up, I mean is my tail light out or something? Anyways I just keept going because fuck the police right? They caught up with me and a bunch more sluts I brought and shot me a few times (thanks for reading my rights). This last part was hazy... I think they strapped me to the electric chair. It didn't kill me though because I can only be killed by death. To top it off I woke up pretty hungover and in a fucking coffin. Whatever, I just drove through that too and swooped some more bitches. Is giving too little of a fuck hurting my game? Like sometimes I feel like I should care for these sluts more. Was this beta?
10-20-2012 12:58 AM
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(09-17-2012 01:33 PM)Thomas the Rhymer Wrote: Hey guys, can I have your opinion please?
First, a little intro: My name is Nick Vujcic, and I was born without any arms or legs, but I went on to become a preacherman and evangelist. I had to settle down eventually, so I got married.
What I want to know from you guys is this: As you can see from this picture, I let my wife push me around once, in public. Was this beta?
No, there is *no* way this is beta. For heaven's sake, the man doesn't have arms or legs! To even get a half-way decent young woman is an epic achievement. And he has climbed the Mount Everest of the severely disabled man.
He's alpha. If you have no limbs and can get a long term relationship or marriage with a girl superior to the chicks attained by your average beta or obese dude...
"I have a weirdly shaped video cassette in my house that won't fit into my VCR. Is this beta?"
How about this one:
"I just walked into a nightclub, ordered a drink, lit up a smoke and then threw the owner thru a plate glass window, and swooped the hottest club go-go dancer. Was this Beta?"
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