Fellas,

A girl reached out to me on a dating app first. "You were doing fine unless the shirtless selfie lol" This is in reference to my 8 pics on the dating app of which 1 is a shirtless one, however, cuts right around the middle of chest. She seems fun and chill. What's my response here?

(08-01-2016 09:55 PM)jaynkay Wrote:  Fellas,

A girl reached out to me on a dating app first. "You were doing fine unless the shirtless selfie lol" This is in reference to my 8 pics on the dating app of which 1 is a shirtless one, however, cuts right around the middle of chest. She seems fun and chill. What's my response here?

"I do even finer without pants on lol"

Texting with a plate and made a comment about butt stuff. She replies:

-No butt stuff ever. I like my pearls white.

Having trouble coming up with a playful reply, ideas?

@RunsWithScissors

I'd say: good call, I'd hate for you to get your teeth dirty with your own mud

Talking to a girl about World of Warcraft over text. We saying how we collected mounts when we used to play.

.....
Her: "I had a mammoth that carries 2 people. Vault raid drop. When I'm bored I collect titles."

Me: "Bet you'd like to mount me"

Her: "Dont think that's a challenge."

Me: "LOL!!!!!!"

Her: "What title would I get?"

Any suggestions on a funny response?

(08-08-2016 10:54 PM)studmuffin52 Wrote:  Talking to a girl about World of Warcraft over text. We saying how we collected mounts when we used to play.

.....
Her: "I had a mammoth that carries 2 people. Vault raid drop. When I'm bored I collect titles."

Me: "Bet you'd like to mount me"

Her: "Dont think that's a challenge."

Me: "LOL!!!!!!"

Her: "What title would I get?"

Any suggestions on a funny response?

Level 64 scepter master
Or some nerd shit like that. I dont play computer games.

Scepter master. Yall are hilarious man. Im gonna use that from now on. "Call me Scepter Master"

I always say stupid shit on online dating sites how I'm the best dude they'll meet as a joke

And always inevitably get trapped with this qualifying statement

"what makes you the best guy on here?" usually said jokingly so I need to come up with a silly perhaps disqualifying statement

Same girl as above.

Her: "Describe your ideal type of woman, I'm bored. Only if you have time though. Not trying to distract you from work."

Me: "Non-judgemental, positive, sexual, loyal and adventurous"

Her: "Physical appearance doesnt matter?"

How to respond?

(08-10-2016 07:16 PM)studmuffin52 Wrote:  Same girl as above.

Her: "Describe your ideal type of woman, I'm bored. Only if you have time though. Not trying to distract you from work."

Me: "Non-judgemental, positive, sexual, loyal and adventurous"

Her: "Physical appearance doesnt matter?"

How to respond?

What does she look like or is this an internet-only girl interest?

Girl is leaving town in a week. Banged her three days ago. Haven't texted since, because comfort was a little too high.


me: yo, are you gone yet

her: nope

me: want to hang out?

her: having dinner with my parents


Question is: do I ignore, or go for the reschedule? Bad sign that she didn't offer, but there's nothing to lose here, on the other hand.

What do you mean by "comfort was a little too high"

Also I'd just text her: let me know when you're free this week.
I don't think you should stress too much especially when you've already banged her.

I was a little too keen to meet her again, knowing it was her final week. Not by much, but she is a flighty eighteen year old, so I knew I had to reign it in. In any case, this is how the conversation proceeded. I was irritated at times, but I kept it chill and spaced out the answers.

me: come for dessert

her: going to a party

(two hours later)

me: not even a raincheck
me: you slippery eel

(next morning)

her: sorrrrry!

me: bye!

her: I'm sorry things are just really busy. Maybe we can meet during break

me: k let me know

Texted a girl "do you work tmr?" a week ago. She hasn't replied yet. Back story: We had a date and I kiss closed her didn't f-close tho.

What would be a non needy simple "restart" text? Really would try to text her one more time if she doesn't reply I will next her and learn from this experience.

(08-21-2016 05:37 AM)YoungArt Wrote:  Texted a girl "do you work tmr?" a week ago. She hasn't replied yet. Back story: We had a date and I kiss closed her didn't f-close tho.

What would be a non needy simple "restart" text? Really would try to text her one more time if she doesn't reply I will next her and learn from this experience.

hello

Preface:
Met these two chicks at a concert, one was married, but bought me beers and was responsive, however, since she's married I didn't make moves.
Her friend was single and I teased her about something and said she'd owe me a date if she doesn't guess. She gladly agreed and of course lost. Gave me her number, called her phone on the spot to make sure the number wasn't fake. It wasn't.
Soon after I pushed for two dates to which she happily agrees again.
She had to leave so I didn't attempt to close that night.

Texted her next day afternoon, tells me she's at a state fair with mom, I say "I haven't been at those in a while" and she responds back about going with me. I was busy and didn't reply right away, then she texts "Or not".
Bla bla, we text a little, I make a sexual comment to which she replies "haha, not getting with me before I even know you lol".
I suggest we go to the fair next weekend afternoon and for drinks in the evening, she agrees.
Few days before weekend she messages that she can't do evening, only daytime so I say that's no bueno and we'll go some other weekend.

Fast forward yesterday, messaged her I'm going to the fair this Sat and would be nice if she joined me.
She replies today:

Quote:Sorry been so busy with weddings I'm in . Love to hang just been crazy busy...

Me:

Quote:Fair on Saturday afternoon and drinks in the evening.

Her:

Quote:I'll get back to you later about Saturday.

I didn't respond yet because it seems that she took control over what I thought I'm controlling by stating, not asking.

Any suggestions/ideas?

Why are you so hung up on control? She's busy and has zero investment. If you come across like an ass, she's got nothing to lose by nexting you. Just be cool.

So what would be a "cool" reply to her last message?
"k" ?
And then if I hear from her later than Thursday tell her that I already made other plans? Because I am being invited to other activities on Sat.

You must have been cool when you met her. Just keep acting like that.
I wouldn't respond. She said she'd get back to you so let her. Don't be needy.
You're busy until next week anyway. So just text her next Monday if you don't hear from her.
Just my thoughts. Good luck.

(08-23-2016 08:08 PM)TornadoByProxy Wrote:  You must have been cool when you met her. Just keep acting like that.
I wouldn't respond. She said she'd get back to you so let her. Don't be needy.
You're busy until next week anyway. So just text her next Monday if you don't hear from her.
Just my thoughts. Good luck.

Makes perfect sense.
Thank you!

Chick I took the number of a few days ago in the middle of the day as she was with a friend. We definitely had attraction going on there, she said I was hot etc. and was first about to give me her number but then admitted she already had a boyfriend, but was ok with taking my number and she called my phone, so I actually ended up getting hers too. She said her relationship with her boyfriend was really really bad right now though.



So I asked her out in a funny way on text but then she responded like that above.
Was thinking about making a cuckold-joke or just write "no one cares", "yawn" or tell her to hit me back when the relationship ends and that I expect to be quite soon (which I guess it also probably will just by the way she said it when I met her).

(08-24-2016 12:20 PM)BrunoCasanova Wrote:  Chick I took the number of a few days ago in the middle of the day as she was with a friend. We definitely had attraction going on there, she said I was hot etc. and was first about to give me her number but then admitted she already had a boyfriend, but was ok with taking my number and she called my phone, so I actually ended up getting hers too. She said her relationship with her boyfriend was really really bad right now though.



So I asked her out in a funny way on text but then she responded like that above.
Was thinking about making a cuckold-joke or just write "no one cares", "yawn" or tell her to hit me back when the relationship ends and that I expect to be quite soon (which I guess it also probably will just by the way she said it when I met her).

You can go one of three ways depending on her personality and whether you think it's actually her texting you that:

1. No response

2. "lol hi bf!"

3. "youre no fun" or "no fun" or "dont tell me your problems!" or anything along those lines

Probably best is no response

(08-09-2016 04:17 PM)Valhalla Wrote:  I always say stupid shit on online dating sites how I'm the best dude they'll meet as a joke

And always inevitably get trapped with this qualifying statement

"what makes you the best guy on here?" usually said jokingly so I need to come up with a silly perhaps disqualifying statement

Like jazz, if you have to ask...

or

If I told everyone why i'm the best, i wouldn't be the best.

Just make sure you don't get qualifying yourself for her, and move on with the convo. You're the best and that's it, believe it, feel it, be it.

PS: i'm 5% joking

Matched with a cute asian on Tinder. She's 22, seems a bit shy. Studies Engineering. Anyway, we text back and forth and she seems interested. She replies to me texts really quickly. I am not sure how to go about texting the girl, I know she's not free this week and weekend to meet due to exams, but I am trying to stay on her radar. She makes sexual jokes sometimes, even though I haven't sexually escalated. For instance, her first message after I messaged first on Tinder was, "I want to squeeze your boobies" (referring to my topless photo).

Today I message her and go "besides solving world hunger and finding the cure for cancer... what's on for the weekend?". Her reply was: "Hmmm not much hooking up this weekend. Jokes"

Normally in person I feel safe just to sexually escalate, but seeing as this is over text, I don't want to be too sexual to scare her off. Anyone able to interpret whats going on here and how I should progress?

^ she is telling you she has nothing going on this weekend. Make plans with her. Pick a night this weekend you would like to see her and say "I'm free xxx night lets get together"

Trying to be back-and-forth sexually over text before you even meet the girl is lame. Make plans with her.