Post: #3226

You cracked me up @DarianFrey

Post: #3227

This past weekend I experienced one of my quickest pulls ever.

After returning to 'the west' after several months in Poland, it's no surprise that my first fresh bang on American soil was with a filthy slut who encouraged me to film our encounter and who kept joking about paying me. (interestingly enough she was foreign though )

*Quick disclaimer: My college days are officially over, so with great displeasure I announce the (likely) end of my +1 posts involving freshman 'trolling', public sex and general debauchery, and my personal favorite, bathroom banging.

However of course I intend on returning to college for the occasional visit, and when I do I will troll the party streets and freshman dorms until I pull...

So, I was at a friends party Saturday night, and after a round of pointless conversations with your typical rich entitled NYC girl, I told my friends I was dipping. When they asked me why I was going, I angrily barked at them, "In Poland this shit would never happen. We'd each be having pleasant conversations with a sweet chick by now, instead of walking around with our dicks in our hands reassuring each other and agreeing to 'do 1 more lap.'"

Fuck that shit, I left. My friends were pissed.

As soon as I walk outside, I see an Asian girl across the street, fumbling with her phone and looking back in forth in opposite directions, clearly lost.

I quickly cross the street and tell her she looks lost, maybe I can help her with directions. She looks startled at first, as she was staring at her phone and didn't expect someone to approach her (it was 1AM).

Her: I'm looking for my friends apartment. I have keys to her place and am crashing there tonight...But I'm not supposed to talk to strangers...
Me: Haha, your parents taught you well. But truthfully, I don't think you have to worry about talking to strangers here, it's a good area. I'm Spider.

From there she quickly tells me that she's a Chinese tourist here visiting her friend. Within the next minute, I admit to her the real reason I approached her was because I thought she was pretty wanted to flirt with her. That I knew it was a little late out, but thought I'd take my chances anyway.

She smiles and somehow I already know it's on.

Me: Anyway, I'm walking this way (opposite way from her friends house). Want to join me?
Her: Ok, do you have coffee at your place?

...Now my plan was to casually walk her back towards my apartment and then suggest we go up for drinks upon arrival. But obviously she knew my intentions from the get-go and thought we might as well cut to the chase. She was down.

The total time from late-night street approach to agreeing to head back to my crib was no more than 3-5 minutes.

I offer to hail a cab and speed up the process, but it's nice out and she wants to walk. I agree.

15 minutes later, we are in my my room. She's Chinese, so of course I offer to brew her a cup of green tea. She accepts my generosity and while the teabag steeps, I begin to undress her.

From there it was mix of rough sex and alternating blowjobs, with the occasional random request that I film her getting fucked from behind, or leaning her head over my bed to get face-fucked. I now have those clips tucked safely away in my password protected iPhone App called Photo Vault (Spider stamp of approval for naughty photos/footage). She didn't even really care to see the videos herself, she just wanted me to have them. Well, thanks I guess.

Some 3 hours later, after briefly falling asleep post-bang, I walk her out and put her in a cab.

Due to new forum rules, I no longer can post a photo of her ass or tits (a bit of a shame, but a smart rule nonetheless). I will therefore end this story with a follow-up text she sent me upon arriving back at her friend's place.



I miss Eastern Europe, but New York City is generous in its own ways...

Post: #3228

The legendary Spider, haha. Awesome to see you still putting in work man. Always enjoyed reading you reports.

Post: #3229

God damn I've missed Spider's posts! Always an awesome read!

Post: #3230

Fucking Spider, that has to be the quickest pull I've read on here.

Clearly it wasn't that hard to comfort her, (you must've done a good job), all about approaching, and being in the right place at the right time sometimes you lucky bastard.

You big old sweet heart you, thanks for stealing my thunder !



Here goes:

+1 24 year old MILF from Tinder, looking back it, I'd rate her a 6.5

#2 for the year, 2nd date bang

Background:

Matched, texted, was resisting meeting me halfway, she suggested twice to pick her up.

Met up for a 1st date about 10 minutes from my work, vibes decent, we shoot some pool hangout. Makeout and call it a night.

Read about the rest of the date here: /thread-24128...pid1186090


The meet up:

Once again she was talking about driving, but I literally said "don't make me put you in your place" she replied with "is it weird that I'm turned on by that?"

I made this bitch drive about 50 miles to come to my hood. There was no way I was driving to her with her logistics all fucked up.

She shows up wearing some cute heels, hairs curled, we bounce to venue 1.

Have a drink share a few stories, then bounce to venue 2, a place to be seen at. My usual bartender was off but was there celebrating her coworkers bday.

She came up behind me and poked my side then gave me a hug. My date seemed a bit flustered, but the girl who said knew what was up and left quick.

We bail to venue 3, talk some more, start taking shots, start talking about music and she starts getting more touchy feely.

I make a joke about coke, and I could tell she does it.

This single mother who lives her mom and child.....has some blow in the trunk of her fucking car. What a winnner.

She goes to the restroom, I talk to a guy I know whose hanging with his friends.

We bounce back to my pad - I didn't even get a chance to put a movie on.

She lays down and this part was fuzzy, I think I might of put on a movie.

We start making out getting hot and bothered, I get her top off but she's shy because of having mommy titties.

I get her bottoms off but she slides these sexy g string looking thing back up.

I tear them off her pussy, she gigles and is a bit shocked but loves it.

We start fucking, she's loud, I choke her, we keep banging I pull out and blow my load.

I show her my rifle as I'm fully naked then we pass out.

I'm kind of hungover the next morning, I tell work I'll be late, she calls in sick.

She laughs and tells me this isn't what she wanted to do, she said "I told myself, "don't have sex with him" before I drove all the way out here"



We bang again, I shower, she leaves.

Overall she isn't really worthy of banging again, mediocre mommy bodies just don't do it for me.

From now on I'll only bang in shape cute MILF's that I know take care of their body.

For a girl who claims she works out alot, she sure didn't see results from it. Also, I remember now, her skin wasn't that great either. That shit bugs me.

But I'd rather bang a girl who isn't a mom, it's way less complicated.

Post: #3231

50 miles, lmao. She knew she was getting smashed. Awesome report Kaotic.

Post: #3232

(01-21-2016 11:24 PM)~wrIghter~ Wrote:  50 miles, lmao. She knew she was getting smashed. Awesome report Kaotic.

One of the funniest and worst parts I forgot to mention was that she has a big tattoo on the back of her neck/top back that were fucking eyes and a saying that went with it.

Post: #3233

It's fucking winter in Beijing and all the girls are hiding indoors and I've still managed to score a third notch already in January. This one is quite a story, but one that I will have to tell later.

Post: #3234

(01-22-2016 11:45 AM)Suits Wrote:  It's fucking winter in Beijing and all the girls are hiding indoors and I've still managed to score a third notch already in January. This one is quite a story, but one that I will have to tell later.

You big tease you

Post: #3235

(01-22-2016 01:40 AM)kaotic Wrote:  

(01-21-2016 11:24 PM)~wrIghter~ Wrote:  50 miles, lmao. She knew she was getting smashed. Awesome report Kaotic.

One of the funniest and worst parts I forgot to mention was that she has a big tattoo on the back of her neck/top back that were fucking eyes and a saying that went with it.

Ugh, god I HATE back tattoos!

Post: #3236

I'm back

Fucked a new Tinderella tonight. She's singaporean probably a 6.5, strangely she looks better without clothes perhaps a 7.

Met her at train station. Walked to the bar, same old as always. Just general chit chat to build comfort as we headed to the bar. Started with the negs in the bar told her she has man hands and asked her about her relationship with her mother. I utilised a couple of new tricks as per the non verbal displays thread - took out my phone and started checking messages and also stared at a hot woman who walked into the bar (her eyes followed mine). Had one round, then it was a "let's go".

Took a taxi to a bar close to my place. Had another round and started escalating verbally. I said let's go somewhere else, she suggested we stay there and have another drink and said she'll have to go home soon. I stood up and said "cool I'll walk you back", then she asked me where I want to go. I looked at her straight in the eyes and said back to my place can show you where I live. She said OK and off we went.

Got back to my place. Spent about 30 minutes with more comfort building. Played some music and talked. There was some kino here and there. Then went for the kiss, went straight to suck on her nipples. There was no LMR at all, she suggested we go somewhere more comfortable "whichever bed you prefer". Walked to the bed she started sucking my cock, put on a condom and it was a hole in one, that's right I had my penis in her vagina. Amazing isn't it. Banged her for 2 hours and came on her face and smudged it all over her body from head to toe, thereby proclaiming her as the jizz version of Goldfinger. Went to the kitchen to get something to drink. As I was doing so I could still hear her moaning in the background, she was still naked in bed fingering herself while I was having a drink in the kitchen. Went back to the bedroom, turned on the TV and was watching it while she was there hard at work fingering herself next to me for the next half an hour. She told me getting off is half the fun.

Eventually managed to get her to leave.

Post: #3237

Got my chinese flag in miami last night
Matched on tinder, got her number, forgot about calling her, met her in a hostel bar the next night and then told her such a coinsidence had to be something special
She didnt even live in the hostel, was a local and had a flat near by

She actually went to sleep in the guest room after. Sure as hell beat that dorm hostel bed (had to sleep in one before the airbnb got booked)
Now she wants round nr 2..

Post: #3238

Vincent Chase on that porn star time, haha.

@Kaotic I'd assume the saying was something that excuses slooty behavior?

Post: #3239

I Just Had Sex.

23 year old Badoo girl, 2nd date bang (rated 6/10)

+1 new notch, #2 of 2016.


Background.

Met her off Badoo, chatted for a week, she surprised me by coming to my hood.

Logistics were fucked so, we just drinks, walk in the park.

I didn't escalate for shit.

She texts me like crazy for another week.

Runs vulnerable, questioning girl game on me.

I maintain my mystery.


The Meet Up.

Comes to my place today, we watch TV in the living room.

Kiss her for the first time, peel off & wash dishes.


The Bang.

She asks for a massage, I tell her to lie down, she balks, I peel off.

5 minutes later she agrees with a disclaimer: No funny business"

Right.

Get her on my bed, work my magic fingers.

As she's trying to get re-dressed, we start making out.

Suck on em 34 C cup titties.

10 minutes later we're down to our underwear & she's like: Do you have a rubber?"

Bitch I got a 10 pack!

Beat it like a champ. Dude was sweating like a rapist.

Buss' a heavy nut, done drained my balls in the oh so wet V.

Larger than what I'm used to, but not without it's merits (the V)

Simple comfort game after, sent her on her way home.

New plate in rotation gentlemen.

One-itis for what? One-itis for who?

Game is Good. Amen.

Post: #3240

Japanese plate from OKCupid, bang her once in a while when can be bothered.

Picked her up and drove back to my place. Told her I am repenting for my sins and not having sex with girls this year.

Was really tired so went straight to the bed, clothes off. We talked for a bit, then she started playing with my cock.

We were in a spooning position just grinding initially then I put my cock straight in her ass and kept banging her like this in a number of positions. She was on her stomach, took out my phone and went on Tinder, flicked through different girls and made sure she could see while I kept banging her. Eventually took a break for a bit. I asked her what's her biggest fantasy she told me it was to get fucked by two guys one in her pussy and one in her ass. Then it was back to round 2.

There are some gems out there.

Post: #3241

(01-26-2016 02:35 PM)Vincent Chase Wrote:  Japanese plate from OKCupid, bang her once in a while when can be bothered.

That doesn't count in this thread.


Anyways, +1 with a 30 year old, 6.5/10 body, 8/10 face Korean emergency travel nurse from Missouri. She was as white-washed as can be. I picked her up from her Santa Monica apartment, took 20 mins to come down. And she seemed a little nervous as she was going on and on about herself. We go out for just drinks and introduce her to sake (I know, right?) She ends up loving it and drinking a whole lot. We get into the car to leave, and she holds my hand, I go for the make-out (contrary to Tuth's recipe) and there is no resistance.

As I'm driving her home, she's talking about her wine collection and asks if I'd like to come up to see. At this point, I know I'll have to try go for the bang. She opens a bottle for both of us and we're drinking in her bedroom. I go for the makeout and get her in bed. Some resistance while she asks me, "is this too fast? I'm a relationship type of girl". I ignore all that and go for the kill. Raw first (mistake) then wrapped it. Not much resistance overall at all.

She falls asleep. As I'm about to get up to leave and she wakes up asking if she can walk me out. I gladly decline and rush out of there.

1 date bang, not a bad way to start 2016.

Post: #3242

I posted last night in the "I jsut got flaked on thread". Happy to say that that interaction changed to the I just had sex thread. I met this girl at subway got her number and invited her to a party where we danced for a little bit but got separated. banging body full ass and blue hair (i dont know why i just have a thing for the colored hair)

I was texting her for a minute back and fourth saying we want to chill etc. Started building some rapport and inside jokes by saying "we should make a band" after she mentioned Glee. She said it should be called "D&J productions" but i said "that sounds more like a porn studio, so now we are making a porn company". "What should our first movie be about?: I suggested star wars spin off we talked about our roles and shit and then it got sexual.

Long story short, she came over we watched star wars and practiced our uhh roles ;D notched.

Post: #3243

(01-26-2016 02:35 PM)Vincent Chase Wrote:  Japanese plate from OKCupid, bang her once in a while when can be bothered.

Picked her up and drove back to my place. Told her I am repenting for my sins and not having sex with girls this year.

Was really tired so went straight to the bed, clothes off. We talked for a bit, then she started playing with my cock.

We were in a spooning position just grinding initially then I put my cock straight in her ass and kept banging her like this in a number of positions. She was on her stomach, took out my phone and went on Tinder, flicked through different girls and made sure she could see while I kept banging her. Eventually took a break for a bit. I asked her what's her biggest fantasy she told me it was to get fucked by two guys one in her pussy and one in her ass. Then it was back to round 2.

There are some gems out there.

Post: #3244

So I'm at the casino last night and up a couple hundred playing Craps. In between sessions I get on my phone and swipe through Tinder. I ended up matching with a 33 year old recent divorcee (no kids). She asks what I'm up to and I tell her I'm having fun at the casino and if she's good luck she's welcome to come join me. About 30 minutes later she shows up at the casino. We have a couple of drinks at the casino bar and she watchs me play craps as I'm explaining the game to her.

Being up a couple of hundred, and having a few cocktails in me I start weaving into the conversation about how I love going to Vegas and how the strip clubs are great there. We start trading strip club stories and then I say - let's go!

Next thing I know we're driving another 20 minutes to the local strip join. We roll in there and she's like a kid in a candy shop. Pointing out all the girls she likes and such. A few more cocktails there and I do what any guy with half a brain would do at this point - pick out your favorite dancer babe - and call over Jordan, a fresh faced 19 year old with killer tits.

Jordan gives my date a sexy as dance at the table, laying her down and feeling on her tits. At this point, I obviously suggest we bring the party to the VIP room. We head back there and as luck would have it the DJ announces it's 2 for $30 dances. My date whips out her tits and Jordan goes to work sucking on them. About 30 seconds into the song I start fingering my date while the hot 19 year old is grinding on her and me.

We head out of the strip club and start to head back to my place. It's about a 40 minute drive back to my place and I get road head for about 20 of those minutes in the car.

Get in my place and the bang is easy. She ended up crashing here and I had to bring her back to the casino this morning to retrieve her car. Was a late night but a fun one!

Post: #3245

+1 35 year old Korean nutrition advisor (whatever that is) 7/10. One of the tightest vagina's I've ever smashed. I didn't think I'd fit. She actually doesn't talk much, and when she does, it doesn't sound too intelligent. But I'd like her to join the team, merely just for how tight she is.

This was a 2nd date bang, with NO LMR at all. She actually initiated the make out at my place. I gladly wrapped it.

Post: #3246

21, mocha latte, cute face, average body, nice legs, cute voice

From SA

First date bang success (that thread with the recipe is gold)
Very light LMR but they were easy hurdles.
Banged when we arrived. Passed out. Banged in the morning.

Post: #3247

(01-31-2016 12:36 PM)toejam Wrote:  21, mocha latte, cute face, average body, nice legs, cute voice

From SA

First date bang success (that thread with the recipe is gold)
Very light LMR but they were easy hurdles.
Banged when we arrived. Passed out. Banged in the morning.

So as to the above post:

Messaged this chick off SA back in December. Suggested a meet she said she was going out of town and would definitely want to see me when she got back. I said cool.

Fast forward to yesterday, im looking through my phone trying to initiate contact with chicks I haven't seen or heard from in a while.

me: you were to make me aware of your return. uncool.
her: i'm sorry. honestly i started classes and im looking for a new job.
me: stop the excuses and meet me later. im back in town.
her: tonight?
me: tonight.
her: time?
me: 8
her: can we do 10? and where?
me: xxx address. and it has to be 9.
her: see you then.

now mind you, i only gave her like 4 hour notice. so far this is the quickest random text to first meet to bang. Based on that interaction i came back to this board and started reading up on frame, asserting, taking control, etc. i decided i would go to the venue EARLY and start gaming and asserting my energy. got there an hour early and it was game on. bartender, other chicks that were there....i was getting it. In my mind i was the next hottest thing since david beckham. i decided to lose the tie and go for the GQ magazine look.

we meet up and off the bat im controlling the situation. it was tough to keep the frame at times but i maintained and told her versus asked her. come. sit. drink. at the bar she told me to sit i said no, i stand. and standing allowed me to manuever in and out of her space easily, i hate stitting at bars. i tested her no fly zone and she allowed access. touched her arm, shoulder then during the course of an hour i moved down to her waist and thigh. they were subtle though, like if i was talking about something i'd touch her. there were times where people wanted to order drinks so i would side step out the way while casually putting my hand on her thigh.
i read a post on here about eye contact. the entire night i would lock eyes with her, not flinch, and this i think turned her on. she mentioned it a few times, how nobody's ever really looked at her that way. not sure what that means, but whatever.

i kept invading her space to the point where she gave me a look that i interpreted as "i wanna make out." when she talked and moved closer to me i didnt flinch eventually she came in like a plane out of control and we just made out. Now this wasn't part of the plan. I wanted to hold the kiss for the hotel pursuant to the FIRST DATE BANG recipe suggestions. I seriously didn't know what to do at this point so i told her we're leaving. didn't say anything about where she just followed.

went to the next venue, about 20 mintue drive.
we got there and im noticing she is either going to get buzzed or she's there. in my mind i say 1 drank max and im running the "lets get out of here" line.
it ended up being two drinks, she was dancing a bit and rubbing on me i figured she was dancing the alcohol away, needed to re-up.
i look at my watch and decided if im not getting the bang, i need to find out now so that i can run game on someone else and save the night.
again, i tell her we're going, she asks where, i said you're not my navigator so dont worry. i drive to the hotel, and about a block away i say "you can come over for another drink, unless you want me to drop you off at home." she says "i'm cool with whatever."

I calculated the conversation and as soon as she says that im slowing down for the hotel, i stop, get out, make her wait in the car, pay for the room, stick the car in the garage next door, grab a bottle of booze from my trunk, and we're in the room.

At this point i could not remember the FIRST DATE BANG recipe so i improvised. i grabbed her and pulled her closer, made out and throw her on the bed. made out some more. poured her a drink, put some music on, and the bang was on.
passed out, woke up in the morning, and banged her again.

Post: #3248

+1 31 year old North East Coaster from Tinder, looking back it, I'd peg her at a 6.8

#3 for the year, 2nd date bang

Happened last Thursday, just haven't had time to write it up.

Background:

She's pretty funny, bright blue eyes, blondie, and great smile. Her body was alright, I can tell her tits were semi perky.

First date

Simple drinks and shoot pool halfway, left, madeout, and bounced.

We texted back and forth about 2 weeks, she left for the northeast, I didn't really respond and she started chasing me via text.

I tell her straight up she needs to come out to my hood, since I'm "working far away, meeting me here would be convenient".

So she drives 50 miles to see me, but lags, doesn't get here till 10pm.

The Second Date:

Go to venue 1, we grab a drink, and literally I give dabs to about 5 or 6 of my friends I know via the shop. She smiles and I say "you can just sit her and look pretty while I say hi to everyone"

We bounce, go to venue 2, I see my regular bartender, over all she's chill, doesn't want anything to do with kids or marriage. I asked her if she'd like me to get her a "crazy cat lady starter kit"

Bounce from venue 2, to venue 3, grab some drinks, take down some shots, bounce back to my pad. She paid for both venue 2 and 3.

Things got fuzzy when we got home, the booze started kicking in.

The Bang:

I show her the flooring I finished up and my rifle, we lay down. Start making out, grab some titties, start getting her naked. Her tits were still in good shape, the rest of her body could use some work, she did have a decent ass.

Has a bit of LMR but I put some caveman in, I did some choke play which she loved. I think she still had her undies at some point but I grabbed a condom and they came off.

We banged and got tired, took a break, banged again and got tired again. I didn't get my nut, but it was getting super late, she had to wake up in 2 hours I had to wake up in 4.

Clock alarm goes off, I start rubbing her pussy, finger blast her, throw a condom on, finally get my nut.

She leaves looking like a hot mess. I wake up late for work and bounce.

Summary:

Overall was a pretty average date and bang - I had just sworn off dating around my age, but this was too easy to pass up since I wouldn't be driving and would be a lay up.

She's a professional sales woman so I doubt I'll see her often, which I don't mind, I know I can do better.

Post: #3249

Got this cute 21 y/o girl with tatoos and a petite body with boobs from online. Met her very close to my place, and followed BlurredSevens' ZDB recipe. Despite she being late, I picked her up at my local metro station, passed through a supermarket to buy "a mixer for our drinks" then headed to my pad 4 blocks away. On the walk home I asked her about her tatoos and she showed me she had her inner lip tatooed with "Rock&Love"... that's where I knew she would be great at sucking dick.

She evidently liked me from the beginning, so I just moved up the ball and escalated smoothly. I made espressos with liqueur, then had mezcales. The smart TV playing music, taking turns to choose songs. To test her compliance I invited her to my bedroom to "show you something cool" and she followed. I showed her a souvenir from a trip. Yet she was there but wouldn't just sit on the bed. We returned to the living room.

My roommate arrived and we were sitting together at the sofa, my hands firmly caressing her thighs, later holding hands a bit. It was on. I gestured her to follow me to my bedroom (with my roommate in front of us). There, in German I told her I wanted to kiss her (she barely speaks it, she is Mexican). I said, that I was going to show her what that meant and kissed her. Zero LMR, I closed the door (later slamming her on it, gently) and 4 hours of fucking ensued (to the bad luck of my roommate, he is a saint).

Pussy so good that made me cum fast. She knows how to move her hips. Fucked another two times. The last I made her blow me to completion and she did it like a pornstar, swallowing all of it even she kept on sucking me dry (god this felt so good after a dry spell) making me dizzy. Once she finished, I told her that was amazing.

She proudly said her last BF passed out after she blew him. Now THAT'S A STATEMENT.

During the post-bang interview, I asked her when did she know she wanted to meet me. She said that my online profile showed I must have been a confident and cocky guy (props to me). I told her she looks better in person than her pictures. She has a bit bad skin but she makes up for it with her BJ skills and cool demeanor.

We chilled in between bangs, laughing and having a good time. She is pretty cool. Finally at midnight (On hindsight I should have kicked her out sooner, but she was fun to have around) I drove her to her place and grabbed a quick bite.

She is my new plate. I am her new Christian Grey.

Post: #3250

+1 i was coming from a company dinner suited up then I met up with my 2 friends who were meeting up some girls..we went to a cool bar in Montreal and there one of my friend was in some girl he banged already, my other friend was on one of his friemd and me i noticed there was a long girl who didnt't really talk to anybody in the group..the third wheels (other girls were there but they were driving or being prudish)..my friend and his girl suggested to go talk to the lone girl because she was eye fucking the bar..leaning her back against it.

I opened her, talk about the story between my friend and the girl he cant close..ordered shots for everybody and then for the first time i felt good in my suit and not like someone coming from work (good game practice..i told the girls i was coming from my master degree final presentastion and fun this funny because it was friday night..i said that my two friends were there and adked me easy queztions to make me look good)

I bantered with the girl..started getting more touchy and really flirty..i could see in her eyes she wanted me..i ordered 2 other beers..already had her hand grabbed..my friend couldnt close and my other friend was makibg out with his girl...all were about to leave..

Before getting back everybody left but us 2..i suggested getting a cab to my place..even while kissing she told me her mom was sleeping at her place and had to be back..i insisted and she came back with me..

In bed no LTR..but it was hard to get hard and for her to get really really wet cause she was sick..but nevertheless i banged her two times but didnt nut cause it was starting to hurt her.

Suit game recognized

Girl was tall with red lipstick..a 7 for me with makeup but not as goid body nude.