Post: #3276

Also had a lil party and were flirting with her all night. We were talking about how dirty she was and how I'm innocent. Always works obviously they say "you aren't innocent" and I say sure I am as I grab their butt and bite the nape of their neck. Push pull.

Anyways that went on for a minute brief moments of making out etc. She said she wasn't wearing underwear. Anyways its 10 am now and we are still drinking taking pre workout etc (stupid mistake) Go to the pool get in the hot tub then she says if you get in the cold pool I will suck your dick for an hr. I can not resist my primal urges so I slowly drag myself in. I make it in take her back to my room. Fuck her for literally 3 minutes and she is complaining about how I'm too big and I already made her cum 3 times. But as soon as I started I realized she stank like a fucking fishery so I dipped downstairs and passed out for 6 hours. Shame because I had options with a few girls that night. Oh welll

Post: #3277

(02-16-2016 07:41 AM)scribblec Wrote:  I'm noticing a lot of Asian girl bangs , are they just complete hoes or is this forum full of guys who have soft spot for chinky girls ,

They’re not hoes, in fact a lot of them are very conservative…however, there’s always a minority of sluts in all races.

Apart from the super westernized bitches who grew up in the anglosphere, they tend to be more nice in general to hang out with. Any time I visit an East Asian at her place she offers me food and cooks for me. Try and see how many white girls offer that.

(02-16-2016 08:39 AM)Mercenary Wrote:  They usually have a friendly attitude, say thank you when you take them out, have soft voices, don't swear, don't shit test too much, keep drama to a minimum, answer your texts or emails, dress nicely, have long hair, avoid tattoos or piercings or strangely dyed hair, don't ever get fat, act feminine, show gratitude and modesty, are happy to follow a man's lead, work to please you, and (best of all) have tight pussies.

Even if they turn you down, they usually do it in a polite way.

Apart from small tits….what on earth is there not to like ?

Well a lot of them have no arse either, but tight pussies are addictive…

Post: #3278

(02-17-2016 05:12 PM)WalterBlack Wrote:  

(02-16-2016 07:41 AM)scribblec Wrote:  I'm noticing a lot of Asian girl bangs , are they just complete hoes or is this forum full of guys who have soft spot for chinky girls ,

They’re not hoes, in fact a lot of them are very conservative…however, there’s always a minority of sluts in all races.

Apart from the super westernized bitches who grew up in the anglosphere, they tend to be more nice in general to hang out with. Any time I visit an East Asian at her place she offers me food and cooks for me. Try and see how many white girls offer that.

(02-16-2016 08:39 AM)Mercenary Wrote:  They usually have a friendly attitude, say thank you when you take them out, have soft voices, don't swear, don't shit test too much, keep drama to a minimum, answer your texts or emails, dress nicely, have long hair, avoid tattoos or piercings or strangely dyed hair, don't ever get fat, act feminine, show gratitude and modesty, are happy to follow a man's lead, work to please you, and (best of all) have tight pussies.

Even if they turn you down, they usually do it in a polite way.

Apart from small tits….what on earth is there not to like ?

Well a lot of them have no arse either, but tight pussies are addictive…

I've banged dozens of asians just in the last year. The non westernised ones can really be great girls and without the fucking bullshit games. I had a Japanese girl clean my kitchen after sex, I had a Thai girl give me a foot massages in bed, I've had a Chinese girl bring me gifts each time we meet, I had a Thai girl driving me around a city in her car. They are ambitious as well a lot of the time. It's funny at work in western countries in the big cities you'd usually see the asian women doing the hard work being in what more resembles male roles and the western women shirk away from it. Pure cultural influence.

Post: #3279

American women could learn a lot from asian culture...but they trippin'.

Post: #3280

I just spent my lunch break tapping a Pinay I've been banging recently. It gave me the excuse I needed to get the fuck out of there right after the fact.

Post: #3281

Smashed a new notch last night. First date, two glasses of wine on the town, back to her house, make out, vag rub, tour of your house, bullshit for 5 minutes, lead her to bedroom, ripped her panties completely off and crushed it. Earlier when we were out I was explaining something and she interrupted me, I swiftly told her to not interrupt me, and she turned red and couldn't stop smiling. You know its on when.....

Post: #3282

Been smashing a Mexican stripper from Arizona here in New Orleans for a week straight. She's about 10 years older than me. I'll remember this when I'm old.

Post: #3283

+1 Irish/Italian White Girl 7 from Tinder last night.

#6 for the year, 1st date bang, another fuck fest session

An interesting adventure, definitely different from my usual bangs, but a pedestal or a fucking wannabe unicorn.

Punching a bit below my belt, she's 30, looks about her age maybe a year or 2 younger.

A little shorter than me, average body, dressed casual but well.

The best part I found out later ? She has fake Trip D tittys.


Background:

Matched on a tinder, a little back and forth, she commented on liking my beard, it was on, number closed.

We text a few days, it took awhile for both of us to respond, got selfie confirmation, she even sent me a video also saying something sarcastic.

She does yoga and some spiritual shit that I'll get into later.

Thursday morning I ask her what her evening schedule is like the next few days, she says she's busy packing Thursday and Friday.

I tell her I'm not free Friday, but was really asking for that night, she changed her mind and said it could work if I shifted my plan a half an hour later.

Game time.


The Date:

She drives about 30 minutes to meet at my local dive bar.

I realize I don't know how tall she is, walks up and she's about my height with heels, dressed nice.

She's cute just like her pictures, low cut top showing her fakies.

Dudes check her out at the bar, grab a round of drinks walk to the patio sit in some lounge chairs, with her facing me towards the wall.

Immediately I felt sexually charged tension, you just know by instinct if it's there.

We talk about our lives, travels, things we've done.

Then shit gets super weird.

This girl is a certified phone psychic, card read, life coach, etc.

She makes a living doing this shit, I don't know how, but she does.

Of course this piqued my intrest and we dive into theories and buzzwords:

"Vibrations"
"Realigning your spirit"
"Awakening"
"Reincarnation"

Shit like that, some of it was cool, some of it was boring.

I start teasing her and say, "next up is you asking my horoscope, element, sign, etc" she laughs and I play along with her questions.

She's a good sport about it, she's passionate about it, but isn't super serious and can take a joke about it.

We bounce from venue 1, I drive us over to the fountain by venue 2, she didn't protest, she didn't suggest she drives, she just rolled with following my lead.

I noticed that she's walking very close to me and rubbing her tits against my arms as we walk over to the fountain.

We chat at the fountain for a bit, talk about what was there before it was built.

Head to venue 2, get a comfy booth, she sits directly next to me, automatically touching legs and leaning into me.

The bartender I see all the time gives me this smirk knowing what's about to go down

It's just a matter of timing when to bounce her to my pad by now. Ever so often she'll place her her on both our legs also.

We chat about how she doesn't know much about sports, how she should go. Talk about my childhood a bit, and about our accidents. Turns out she got a pretty serious scar on her side, also has a few tattoos.

This is what I like about her, we got on the topic of men and women. I drop the standard "men are becoming women, women are becoming men"

She completely agreed, and talked about divine masculinity and female goddesses (not BDSM dominatrix shit).

But how she believes traditional roles are good for us, how men did the hunting, women did the gathering and nurturing.

I dug this, we carry on about for awhile, and change the subject to music.

I see a buddy in the pisser, chat up a bit, mutual friend is getting married Saturday, crazy.

Head back to the booth chat up a bit, I drop bait about my rifle, shooting, movies, stand up comedies, etc.

I close our tab, I drive us to my pad, without any protest or hesitation, once again she's following my lead.


The Bang:

We get home, takes her shoes off, walks in, turn on some Netflix.

She gets comfortable, lays down and we don't even really watch what I put on.

Start making out, I get on top, neck biting and choking are a go.

She get's on top, I take off her shirt and bra.



Great nipples, perky tits, being pushed in to my fucking face.

I suck on them for a bit, then flip her over and unbutton her pants.

She went commando and she's shaved with an innie compact pussy.

ZERO LMR the entire time

Overall she can stand to lose weight for sure, the scar isn't unsightly as I thought it'd be.

She blows me and gets my dick all sloppy and sticky, she hops on top for a bit.

Flip her over, fuck her with me on top, then hit it from behind. Flip her over on her back with her as hanging off the bed and me holding her legs.

I have her grab on to my neck and I pick her up by her legs, I'm fucking her standing up.

I drop her down, bust all over her stomach. Wash up and lay down.

We chill out for a bit, don't say much, a few fleeting teases of what can come out of our next fuck session. (Think cuffs whips etc.)

I start playing with her titties, get hard again, we fuck again, I'm gassed, can't finish.

I fuck her twice more for good measure but can't get a nut.

We pass out, no way was I driving her to her car in the state I was in.

Wake up in the morning, lay there touching each other, I get up and piss, so does she.

We bang again, I finally get my nut. Ask her if she's on BC she starts talking about how she's on some natural spiritual cycle.



But she knows when she's ovulating. I need to get condoms again man.

Shower and get ready.

I pull out from the house, I tell her I knew there was sexual tension immediately when we sat down and talked, she agreed. She told me she had fun, had no regrets and she'd see me soon.

Drop her off at her car with a kiss goodbye.

She was fun to play with, if I bang her a few times she'll be a new fun rotation. Just thinking about fucking her, hurts my sore boner man lol.


Summary:

Overall she was fun, very easy going, her spiritual/soul/whatever stuff was a cute novelty, she doesn't see bi polar or crazy either.....yet.

The sex was solid, she was cool, and I'll do it again.

TL;DR

Tinder>Standard Game> Weird Convos> Zero LMR>Banged

The last 2 bangs weren't within my age range, but neither disappointed.

Carry on gents, now for a wedding this weekend, hopefully it isn't a couples fest since I'm going stag.

Post: #3284

+1, first of the year. Mexican born, really short 4'11" pudgy face with large teeth but trim body with fat in all the right places. Textbook day bang grocery approach earlier in the week, with some Spanglish sprinkled in. Set up meet last night at a margarita place. Pitched to my place and she hesitated... "your place, really? Ok but we're not having sex, right?"

I'd been having a bad run since I got back from the Phils, haven't had a notch in 2-3 months. So I really went at it, and she loved it. I was dripping sweat and she licked the sweat off me. She seemed conservative on the outside and in public, but when she got going sexually, she was an animal.

Post: #3285

Latina's and Mexi's man, some of the best lovers out there.

Post: #3286

Bang #6 of 2016

Banged a 20 year old American girl from online last night. A 7, perhaps really a 6.5. She has a good body and she is young but her face was average at best and she is some sort of nerd who doesn't wear makeup. You can tell straight away. Just standard game, went to a bar, then to another bar which was too busy so bounced to my house and that was that. Took out massage oil and gave her a massage on bed where we listened to music. Barely banged her she was way too tight barely got in there. Wasn't particularly turned on by her, not just her looks but lack of playfulness even before then and too boring. Worst bang of the year. She seems to have ghosted since.

I actually regret banging her as when I was on a date with her my phone was blowing up with two other girls who look better.

Post: #3287

Banged a blonde 6.5 with a fairly plump ass and cute face that I met last night while gaming my small college town.

The girl was with her friend last night wandering the streets after last call. My friend and I were with a misfit group of nasty bitches (one was in a wheelchair literally speeding around trying to fight the bouncers who kicked her out for last call) when the blonde came up to us and started asking me if we had seen her friend's phone on the street. We told her no, then she started accusing us of stealing it.

I said "Nah, bitch, no one has your phone" (I was drunk), and her friend got her, saying they found the phone. They walked off and started talking to this DJ guy, and the girls we were with decided to drive back home (all extremely drunk) instead of coming back to my dorm.

At this point, it's my friend and I on this empty black street with nothing but a cop car, these two cute girls and a DJ with his friend (who I'll refer to as "the couple"). We walk up to the girls and I do this opener I like to use at night where I offer to do the lift Swayze does on Dirty Dancing so I can put it on Instagram with my fat stacks. She agrees, we do it and she's thrilled. We exchange numbers and then I leave.

About five minutes later she invites us to go meet them at Waffle House. However, the couple followed us there in their white Escalade and sat in the parking lot while we ate. When we left, I told the blonde to go home with whoever she wanted. She decided to come with us, crawling in my old truck and basically sucking my dick with compliments. I told my friend, who's the DD here, to just drop her off, because I didn't want to fuck this girl in my dorm and make my friend drive an hour back to our hometown just so I can.

Tonight she asked me to meet her downtown. I agreed, but one of my girls wanted to take me eat Mexican and then have sex, so I ended up doing that instead. I texted the blonde and told her I'd meet her after midnight.

I ended up having sex with my girl for about an hour and never got to bust my nut because I mistimed the pull out, erring on the side of caution, but pulled a little too early. When I wanted to put it back in she said she was "tired down there." So she went home and I hit up downtown. By this time it's 1:50 a.m. or so (last call here is 2).

I walked a few blocks to downtown to meet her and ran into another girl I said I'd hang out with, some 18 y.o. 6 I met on Tinder with a huge (but I suspect flabby) ass. I told her I had to bring a friend home, so she walked down the street to buy something to eat. I then fetched up my blonde (with the DJ guy still trying to get her) and we walked to her badass apartment.

The odds were stacked against me, as I already had some tequila in me and was exhausted from the previous lay, so I basically worked her in stages trying to get my blood up. First I started making out and fondling her breasts, then I tried to take off her shorts and she stopped me, so I got off of her and pulled her into a cuddle while we watched some stupid Disney show that she put on for us to watch, then I went back at making out and feeling up her tits, then I got her shirt off, then her shorts, then her bra, until I get balls deep in her. After hitting it for about ten minutes, she stops me saying she's hurting. So I go to the bathroom, take a piss, wash my dick, and go home.

Just got a text from her saying "Thanks for a good night." I guess getting split down the middle and blue balling me is a good night.

Anyway, first +1 of 2016, and first two-girl-smash-in-a-day of 2016 as well.

TL;DR: I got laid.

Post: #3288

Got talking to a 27 year old Asian 6.5 (Chinese) on OKCupid. Decent face and large tits. On the short side. Planned to meet her last night for cocktails but ended up meeting an American 20 year old girl I ended up banging (see above). So I called her late at night on Saturday post bang playing it that she was late to get her laughing and re-arranged for tonight. Only she was going to be out for dinner until late - so we arranged to meet at midnight in the city. A girl who is willing to meet you at midnight passes my adventurous enough congruence test with flying colours.

Took a taxi to meet with her, she was running about 15 minutes late. England can be really fucking boring and nearly everything is shut by midnight even on a Saturday. This actually worked in my favour. No bars to go to -> let's take a taxi somewhere else. Put in a bar close to my place in Uber [genuinely thank fuck for it] and off we went. Did the usual disqualifier when escalating of us just going for a drink and her not having any expectations "don't get any ideas ". I was using a lot of negative expressions. She told me in the taxi at one point as she was laughing "you and me can't be friends". Exactly the kind of thing you want to hear. Got off the taxi, but "surprise surprise" the bar I chose was also closed. She then suggested herself that we get a drink at my place, the idea that was seeded in her head from the very beginning. When she asked me where we're having the drink earlier in the night I just told her "don't be presumptuous my dear we're just getting to know each other". Avoiding being the seller is just so much better and you'll have far less shit to put up with later in the night.

Got to my place. Sat on the couch and watched Youtube. At this point neither of us have drunk anything (we didn't actually go to any bar). I didn't offer anything, it was already 1am and she's an hour away from her place. I felt comfortable enough with that to not bother escalating too hard. There's no time constraint unlike when a girl has to leave at 11 to sleep at midnight. Anyway I have a Youtube playlist with some regular songs of women bending over/acting like sluts/saying how much they want cock. Example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBHQbu5rbdQ. Last couple of girls commented on how sexy it is yet said those women are trashy. Then told her let's go watch a movie on my laptop.

Went to the bedroom and got her tucked in fully clothed. From there it was pretty simple. Got whipped cream out put it in her mouth yet she took it out and I spread it all over her body and I fucked her with whipped cream all over her. Then I put her on her stomach took out some baby oil and gave her a massage. Put some lube on her arse and banged her there too. I fucked her for about 4 hours over night and morning. Kept her there as didn't want to pay for the taxi at night.

In between sessions she told me how she once went out with a guy for a year before having sex with him when she was 19 or so.

This is a date I spent zero on apart from the whipped cream, 6 condoms and my own time and energy. Came in her mouth in the morning and told her breakfast is served then walked her to public transport.

Notch #7 for the year.

Post: #3289

What a weekend. Friday night there was swanky cocktail party at a nice hotel downtown that I invited a 27 year old 8 (skinny, long legs, recently divorced, 2 kids, former stripper) that I've been banging for a couple of weeks to go with me. After work on Friday I was at the mall picking up something to wear and she texted me a picture of her ass and said "Can you pick me up some new panties a Victoria Secrets"...I reply back and say, "Sure, should I show the VS sales girl the picture of your ass to?" she replies to me "Sure, make sure you get her number for me as well!" I roll into VS and get approached by a hot late 20's sales girl. I start flirting with her a little and make a joke about having to buy panties for my friend because we are going to this party. I tell her I have a picture of her ass and need help picking something out. The sales lady is rolling and having a blast with me and loves the picture of my girls ass! I get the Sales Girls number and tell her that she should party with us later that night as my girl loves pretty girls. She agrees!

We make it to the party later that night. Lots of drinking, dancing, etc. From there we meet a random couple. She's 40 year old fitness instructor with a massive fake rack. They've just started dating. We decide to leave the party and go to the strip club. While at the strip club my girl and I meet a hot 20 year old stripper. We get her number and invite her back to my house for an after party.

We now arrive back at my house. It's me, my girl, and the couple. My girl is getting ansty because it's late and she has to be up early for work, however stripper girl has texted and said she is on her way over. My girl wants to play with her but can't wait any longer. I take her up to my bedroom and bang her very quickly. She ends up taking off and about 5 minutes after she leaves the stripper shows up.

So now it's me, the stripper, and the other couple (who I had just met early that night). More drinking and laughs, we move from the kitchen into the living room. All of us sitting on the couch. The rest is a blur but what I do remember is at one point I start fingering the fitness instructor, and then she moves to give me a blow job. Her man starts making the moves on the stripper. The fitness instructor, despite giving me a blow job, sees her man starting to play with the stripper and freaks out and leaves. He chases after her. The end up leaving my house so now it's just me and the stripper. I take her up to the bedroom and bang her out two times. She ends up leaving around 7:00am.

I wake up on Saturday to a bunch of missed texts from the Victoria Secret sales lady trying to meet up with us. Uggh...

Sunday, I get a text message from stripper girl. She wants to come over and take pictures! (she saw my DSLR). She came over this morning with a duffle bag full of lingerie. I had her dress up, take pictures, bang. Rinse and repeat.

I have a tentative photo shoot lined up with stripper girl and my original girl for later this week.

Life is good boys

Post: #3290

I'm glad to see this thread is never far from the top. Glad to see my brethren are getting it.

I just made sweet sweet love. Actually I had two new girls today, but the first is forgettable. They have all been lackluster lately. I was starting to think it was me. But it's not. Cause the girl that just left was the shit.

I'm sure no one cares to hear the details. But if you are a young player out there, sometimes things may look harsh. The pussies are huge. The broads have the sexual passion of convenience store clerks. They smell funky. They don't look like their pictures. They're all on the 'last day' of their god damn periods but they still want to fuck. There is blood on your dick now and you think of that DMX song. You wonder why you even care about sex. You wonder how 'MGTOW' is pronounced and how to explain it to your mom when she asks about grandkids.

Good good good pussy is right around the corner. Don't give up. I was thinking of flaking on this girl tonight but I didn't. Her outfit only gave hints to what was underneath. I took her home to teach her some dance moves at my place and when she came out of her clothes she became an insatiable animal with a dripping wet vice grip between her soft thighs. I remember what it's all for.

Post: #3291

Notch #8 of 2016

Got chatting to this Asian 7 (24 year old) off Happn. Got her number and conversation on text pretty standard. Arranged to meet her on Sunday night.

She was running rather late. I went to a coffee shop to relax. When she arrived she asked me to judge how much I give a shit she was late, I told her I only arrived 10 minutes before and enjoyed some green tea. Thanks for making me healthier.

Got to the bar. It was really quiet as it usually is on Sundays in England. Ordered cocktails. It took a fucking age to arrive over 20 minutes which I feared would fuck with my game. Had the drink, paid in cash to get out of there quickly. Took a taxi and bounced to a bar closer to where I live. Sat down there and at this point escalated with some light touches. This girl was really shy. Told her let's go somewhere nicer, got out of there and walked to my place. She was a bit scared to go in perhaps half joking. Sat down in the living room and put the Youtube videos of pop music sluts and poured some red wine - she didn't have more than one sip. Hugged her and she told me me nothing is going to happen in a serious way and that she needs to go soon. Kissed her. She was being really shy unlike the two previous girls. Told her let's watch a movie in the other room. Withing 30 minutes we were both naked yet my cock was completely disfunctional after the bang of the girl above earlier in the day.

Told her she can sleep over. Woke up at 4am to a semi hard cock. Put on one of the few remaining condoms. Banged her and woke up with her later in the morning. She told me she's never done that before and I can half believe her. I charmed the fuck out of her. Her and the previous girl have been blowing up my phone, they want to see me again.

That's three back to back bangs Friday, Saturday, Sunday all from first online dates. When you're on a hot streak you're on a hot streak.

Post: #3292

Just checked into a bed and breakfast somewhere in Italy and within 3 hrs got a blowie from the owner! ? I feel slightly embarrassed tbh.

I will finish the job tomorrow and update this when I have a spare moment. Sigh. I'm a hoe..

Post: #3293

(02-22-2016 01:39 PM)Mr Mandingo Wrote:  Just checked into a bed and breakfast somewhere in Italy and within 3 hrs got a blowie from the owner! ? I feel slightly embarrassed tbh.

I will finish the job tomorrow and update this when I have a spare moment. Sigh. I'm a hoe..

Post: #3294

(02-23-2016 02:25 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(02-22-2016 01:39 PM)Mr Mandingo Wrote:  Just checked into a bed and breakfast somewhere in Italy and within 3 hrs got a blowie from the owner! ? I feel slightly embarrassed tbh.

I will finish the job tomorrow and update this when I have a spare moment. Sigh. I'm a hoe..

what are you on about??

Post: #3295

(02-23-2016 05:57 AM)Mr Mandingo Wrote:  what are you on about??

For someone with only 31 posts to their name and zero rep your amazing claim strains credulity.
You will need to provide a detailed breakdown how you managed to pull that off that in 3 hours, including a description of this woman. (Age, physical appearance, etc)

Also, if this is really true...what are you embarrassed about ?

Post: #3296

(02-23-2016 06:55 AM)Mercenary Wrote:  

(02-23-2016 05:57 AM)Mr Mandingo Wrote:  what are you on about??

For someone with only 31 posts to their name and zero rep your amazing claim strains credulity.
You will need to provide a detailed breakdown how you managed to pull that off that in 3 hours, including a description of this woman. (Age, physical appearance, etc)

Also, if this is really true...what are you embarrassed about ?

Fair enough. Like I mentioned in my earlier post,when it is all done I will provide a detailed update. Hopefully later today. Also I understand that rep on here may be an indicator of game ability but don't assume zero rep necessarily translates to some sort of inability.

This isn't the first time a post I have made has 'strained credulity'.

Post: #3297

+1 #7 for the year (I'm coming for you Vincent ! )

Tinder Bang back seat of my car in a well lit parking lot.

-Philippine Flag Acquired (foreign born, full blood) (asians are my bucket list challenge this year)


-Cougar Acquired (She's 45)


-Oldest bang acquired (Why? Because fuck you, that's why.)


I almost bailed on this bitch and I mean that, I was just about getting sick of her.


Background:

Matched on Tinder - she's extremely sarcastic, almost to the point where it's a turn off - some girls just they're funny.....none of them ever are.

Number closed her, for some reason (I realized this later) she gave me some number generate by a phone app.

Switched her over to her actual cell phone and texted from there.

We made plans to meet up last week, she never responded, then said she was at the gym and then was headed to the bar.

I never responded, I also ended banging spiritual girl that night, so it was a win, I went with my gut.

I almost deleted her number - after all this bitch is 45 and flaking.

I texted her Monday morning saying I'm in town and I'm free. To meet me near a local college campus center.

She agrees, I go to the gym, grub, then head out.


The Meetup:

She's sitting outside the bar - she's a short 4'11 5' ish and isn't fat, she isn't skinny, but isn't thick - just average.

Her face definitely shows some age, but she has very long hair, and ironically a nose ring

If she was my age or a bit younger than me, she'd for sure be a 7.5 maybe an 8

Overall I'd rate her about a 6, maybe 6.25

I said what's up to my bartender whose a solid guy.

Here are some boring highlights:

-She's separated, not divorced, it's been a few years, married for almost 16
-Has a daughter in her early teens, lives with her in her husbands house
-She moved here from the Philippines when she was in her middle teens
-She's horribly sarcastic in person, I kept her guessing being an asshole
-She bitched about her former husband, I kept telling her I'll start charging therapy sessions by the hour
-She talked about guys she's went on dates with, called her on being a serial dater, she denied this
-She talked about being attracted to someone she's never met but is cute but a player
-She had a sexless marriage for a very long time
-She ate because she was depressed and got fat
-She didn't cook or clean because she wanted out of the marriage
-Her husband was absolutely a cuck, even though she claims she never cheated

I know, red flags and a real winner right ?

Basically the entire conversation was based on jokes, sarcasm, standard life stories, and qualifying her. She would bring age up, I'd call her on it asking if that was a problem. I played a bit of dread game saying I've left a date in 15 minutes, I'm not about BS or games.

She got very sarcastic and we exchanged racial jokes, she tried hitting below the belt but I schooled her on shit talking.

I dropped a line saying I haven't really dated Asian girls (she took offense to this later).

Then this bitch is leaning on me and almost falls asleep from one fucking glass of wine.

By this point I call her on being boring and tired, told her I was leaving.

She immediately grabbed my arm, brought me back, and held my hand not wanting me to leave. Start babbling on about how she'll set me up with someone cute, that I'm not really her type.

I just laugh at her, grab her some water, she's half asleep. She gets closer, we start making out, she moans a bit.

Tell this bitch to go to the bathroom, I do also.

Bartender closes my tab, looks like he hooked it up, I bounce her to this fountain half a block away.

Put her legs on top of mine sideways, we makeout, I bite her neck, I cop a feel on her tits.

I think she's falling asleep - I get her up we walk to her car, she doesn't want to yet, so I take her to mine to chill the fuck out.

The Bang:

We get in the car, I put on some music, start making out with her.

The sexual attraction rises after I bite her neck and rub her titty.

I pull out her tits and start sucking them, she's moaning, her tits are alright.

I guide her hand to my dick, she starts unbuttoning my pants.

Whips my dick out, starts stroking me off, I bring the makeout closer to my side of the seat, guide her, and she starts blowing me.

Her head game is absolutely fantastic, I almost came fast cause of that shit.

I have her get in the back and roll back her pants a bit and start fucking her.

Zero LMR

So there I am, balls deep in this 45 year old asian woman in the back seat of my car - and I'm thinking who the fuck is this bitch ?

Her pussy is nice and wet, she's loving it, but I bust too soon man. Her pussy was in pretty good shape and tight.

I was embarrassed, but shit happens, that head game got me good.

Anyways we laugh about it, tell her it's been a few months and didn't expect this.

She's cool about it, we keep laughing, keep things sexualized, tell her there will be a make up session.

She keeps going on about how I'm not usually her type, that she didn't thing I was attracted to her, that I wanted to leave.

Tells me that she doesn't really care if this is a one time thing or not, that I'll text her if I want to hangout again.

I drop her of at her car.


Summary:

Overall, I had time to kill since traffic was shitty, so why not meet up with this chick.

I also wanted to hone in some skills with Asian girls which were lacking last year.

I did run dread game heavy this time and a lot more qualifiers.

Like I said earlier, I was about to walk out on this bitch, I probably should've, but she read some of my sarcasm the wrong way.


TL;DR

Tinder>Sarcasm/Dread/Asshole Game> 45 Year Old Asian Cougar in my backseat.

Post: #3298

Lol that is classic my friend. I cant seem to find any asians around me.

Post: #3299

@kaotic you fucker, I'm starting to get pissed every time I see your name as last poster in this thread

On a side note, 40 something Asian milf pussy can be addictive. Trust me, I know...

Post: #3300

(02-23-2016 02:24 PM)kaotic Wrote:  ....and she starts blowing me.
Her head game is absolutely fantastic, I almost came fast cause of that shit.
I have her get in the back and roll back her pants a bit and start fucking her.

So there I am, balls deep in this 45 year old asian woman in the back seat of my car - and I'm thinking who the fuck is this bitch ?
Her pussy is nice and wet, she's loving it, but I bust too soon man. Her pussy was in pretty good shape and tight.
I was embarrassed, but shit happens, that head game got me good.

That is an excellent post bang write-up Kaotic.
I've never banged a woman past 40, but the fact that you say she was both tight AND wet at 45 years old blows my mind, especially considering she had a child. Maybe it's cause she's Asian ? Also, I've always thought that women past a certain age just cant get wet anymore at all, no matter how turned on they are. Nice to hear this isn't always the case.

Also, this confirms that the women who can give the best head without any guidance or training are usually older women.

Respect to you.
I'd keep her in your rotation.