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But ultimately, his meltdown wasn't justified because that military pic of Roosh wasn't made by Roosh. It was made by another forum member and it was just for fun. Roosh had no control over it so what is venting at Roosh going to accomplish?

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(08-16-2015 11:23 PM)Roosh Wrote:  7 day suspension (+6 points)
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This is the most surprising thing in this whole thread.

I feel like Roosh must have forgotten a few.
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Me and Ali has a few massive bouts on this forum but still I hate to see him go.

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Ali's thread is the reason I went to the Dominican Republic. I didn't agree with dropping $100 USD/day on a driver though. His comic relief will be missed.
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Very disappointing. I will miss his contributions to the forum.

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top lul good riddance
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(08-17-2015 06:37 PM)ThunderCock Wrote:  top lul good riddance

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I'll miss Ali and anyone saying they can't remember a non-troll post from him surely hasn't looked hard enough.


Now to say some things that are will put panties in a was, but are necessary for perspective on the issue. I'd encourage the other veterans to weigh in on the importance of perspective on this.

Offense and appropriation are no excuse to fly off the handle as a veteran. Most of this board is guilty of using principals and values that men placed their lives on the table as a bet behind those values. As Blik Mang explains;


"Words and phrases like brotherhood, war, masculinity, fighting, making a stand, etc. take on entirely different meanings once you've played in the sandbox. Here they're thrown around loosely and frequently. It's easy to forget that many topics of discussion at RVF are internet-based reactions to internet-based problems, and for guys who've seen the other side (where these same words have tangible meanings and consequences), it's a source of frustration very difficult to come to terms with."

Yet not only is RVF brazenly guilty of this, but most young men in the greater public sphere. The simple truth is you can't stop it or get civilians to understand that they don't know what they're talking about. For someone with PTSD like Ali, it's important that he someday learns to let these things go so he can have better peace.

No for those of you posturing as vanguards for the sanctity of veteran sacrifice, stop. We don't need your protection and nearly always when it's done, political ambitions or notions are always married to the cause. If you really want to show respect for tangible action of the military;
-stop trivializing military services in order to posture yourself as intellectually superior
-stop degrading the ability or will of the armed forces because a few trannys or gays slip in
-stop downplaying military history or successes in order to posture yourself as more alpha
-stop advocating for the use of physical force or any widespread conflict unless your ass is willing to get on that line, if you're even physically able to get on that line

With that said, I could care less what opinions or actions you men choose. It's your right and free will to do as you see fit. Those ideas I provided are a few ways to tangibly show you're not just a talker, but understand how very cheap talk really is.

Bottom line is Ali is a good man, but he must come to terms with how the world is and how our western culture is going to mold ideas around the military, unintentionally disrespectful or not.

Best luck to you Ali. I hope you find better happiness no matter what your path is ahead of you.

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TonySandos,

A couple points of clarification please. Not intended to cause a problem but I want to get some perspective.

1) have you served? I have not so I do not speak as if I have. Just wondering if you have. Seems like you have based on your post but it doesn't outright mention it. Just curious.
2) how do you know Ali has PTSD? This has been mentioned a couple of times. Not just by you. I think that is a big statement to make.

It is entirely possible I have misread your post on this tiny cell phone screen. Apologies if I have. Thanks.

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(08-17-2015 03:53 PM)LINUX Wrote:  From what he told me, it was other picture that bothered him about friends of free speech. I understand why those pictures bothered him. Fighting feminist is is very different from tying a tourniquet on your best friend with bullets flying, so he doesn't bleed out. Ali came here to travel the world, have sex, and talk about it with like-minded people. The hating women thing wasn't his go-to. I was happy to throw down some beers with the guy and I'll continue to call him a friend. He also told me of several members on the forum who have helped him out over the years and his exact words were, "I would do anything for those guys."

I don't see a "hating women thing" on this forum, thanks God. Not even a "hating fat women thing", just a clear intent of saying to fat women: "fat women, be reasonable, don't eat too much sugar, take care of your health, get thin"... and I don't see a "hating sjw women thing", I just see pity for them...

Actually, if you travel thousands of kilometers to seduce sweet, feminine women, or improve yourself through months of training to seduce beautiful women, how can they say that you "hate women": it is clearly the contrary.

One other thing, about this picture:
Are you aware, Roosh, that in French language, Je suis Roosh, sounding like "je suis (un) rouge", might almost be understood as: I am a red (a communist)...Tongue
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(08-17-2015 06:47 PM)TonySandos Wrote:  I'll miss Ali and anyone saying they can't remember a non-troll post from him surely hasn't looked hard enough.

Tony, if this isn't directed at me, apologies.

I wasn't inferring that he never made a quality post. How else could he have become a pillar of the forum? 99.9% of us would never get our own thread from Roosh if we were banned.

I said I can't recall reading a quality post from him. In his defense, the majority of my time is spent in Everything Else. That is where I came to know him for his one-liners and comic relief. I know he added a lot of value to the travel and game threads (which I don't visit often), as well as in personal meetups. I always looked up to him as a poster and wasn't trying to diminish the impact he has had on everyone here.
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Yes. I have discussed being at war with Ali before also. He openly acknowledged he had problems of some sort with combat and reintegration on many of the military oriented threads. It's obvious that he had some heartache over the daily happenings of civilian life and his past.

I made my post to say that though he was a valued member of the forum, it may have become detrimental to him and better off for him to find community and happiness elsewhere, especially among in person interactions with guys from around the sphere.

The entire manosphere can house quite a bit of existential nihilism that can be unhealthy for people like veterans who hold a heavy emphasis on physically action or bold assertion of their moral values and causes. It isn't that anyone in particular is wrong, but that the two modes of tackling life aren't all that congruent. This is a necessary realization to have before you can merge back into the regular world successfully.

(08-17-2015 06:53 PM)samsamsam Wrote:  TonySandos,

A couple points of clarification please. Not intended to cause a problem but I want to get some perspective.

1) have you served? I have not so I do not speak as if I have. Just wondering if you have. Seems like you have based on your post but it doesn't outright mention it. Just curious.
2) how do you know Ali has PTSD? This has been mentioned a couple of times. Not just by you. I think that is a big statement to make.

It is entirely possible I have misread your post on this tiny cell phone screen. Apologies if I have. Thanks.

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(08-17-2015 05:53 PM)RougeNoir Wrote:  Ali's thread is the reason I went to the Dominican Republic. I didn't agree with dropping $100 USD/day on a driver though. His comic relief will be missed.
That's not true and a real nice time to try to stain the guy.

When you run hard how many taxis a day are you willing or mentally capable of dealing with per day?

We consider the driver a friend and know he has kids and shit he leaves to play our games that we have to work at he himself could do all day long 0 effort.
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(08-17-2015 07:28 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  
(08-17-2015 05:53 PM)RougeNoir Wrote:  Ali's thread is the reason I went to the Dominican Republic. I didn't agree with dropping $100 USD/day on a driver though. His comic relief will be missed.
That's not true and a real nice time to try to stain the guy.

When you run hard how many taxis a day are you willing or mentally capable of dealing with per day?

We consider the driver a friend and know he has kids and shit he leaves to play our games that we have to work at he himself could do all day long 0 effort.

That comment made the hair raise on the back of my neck also.

I think we paid half that between the 3 of us.

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(08-17-2015 07:10 PM)Ambact Wrote:  
(08-17-2015 03:53 PM)LINUX Wrote:  From what he told me, it was other picture that bothered him about friends of free speech. I understand why those pictures bothered him. Fighting feminist is is very different from tying a tourniquet on your best friend with bullets flying, so he doesn't bleed out. Ali came here to travel the world, have sex, and talk about it with like-minded people. The hating women thing wasn't his go-to. I was happy to throw down some beers with the guy and I'll continue to call him a friend. He also told me of several members on the forum who have helped him out over the years and his exact words were, "I would do anything for those guys."

I don't see a "hating women thing" on this forum, thanks God. Not even a "hating fat women thing", just a clear intent of saying to fat women: "fat women, be reasonable, don't eat too much sugar, take care of your health, get thin"... and I don't see a "hating sjw women thing", I just see pity for them...

Actually, if you travel thousands of kilometers to seduce sweet, feminine women, or improve yourself through months of training to seduce beautiful women, how can they say that you "hate women": it is clearly the contrary.

One other thing, about this picture:
Are you aware, Roosh, that in French language, Je suis Roosh, sounding like "je suis (un) rouge", might almost be understood as: I am a red (a communist)...Tongue


I hate fat women. I don't mind saying it. Really they are just invisible to me. We are talking size 20 and up, yes? They have basically gone full sloth and just ignore them all, unless I have to talk to them for work.

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(08-17-2015 07:50 PM)eradicator Wrote:  
(08-17-2015 07:10 PM)Ambact Wrote:  
(08-17-2015 03:53 PM)LINUX Wrote:  From what he told me, it was other picture that bothered him about friends of free speech. I understand why those pictures bothered him. Fighting feminist is is very different from tying a tourniquet on your best friend with bullets flying, so he doesn't bleed out. Ali came here to travel the world, have sex, and talk about it with like-minded people. The hating women thing wasn't his go-to. I was happy to throw down some beers with the guy and I'll continue to call him a friend. He also told me of several members on the forum who have helped him out over the years and his exact words were, "I would do anything for those guys."

I don't see a "hating women thing" on this forum, thanks God. Not even a "hating fat women thing", just a clear intent of saying to fat women: "fat women, be reasonable, don't eat too much sugar, take care of your health, get thin"... and I don't see a "hating sjw women thing", I just see pity for them...

Actually, if you travel thousands of kilometers to seduce sweet, feminine women, or improve yourself through months of training to seduce beautiful women, how can they say that you "hate women": it is clearly the contrary.

One other thing, about this picture:
Are you aware, Roosh, that in French language, Je suis Roosh, sounding like "je suis (un) rouge", might almost be understood as: I am a red (a communist)...Tongue


I hate fat women. I don't mind saying it. Really they are just invisible to me. We are talking size 20 and up, yes? They have basically gone full sloth and just ignore them all, unless I have to talk to them for work.

That is what I was saying: these poor fat women are just invisible to us. We don't actually hate them, our eyes just don't register them. This is not hatred. Not even contempt. They just don't exist as female beings to us.

I just slightly dislike them when one of them sits next to me on a planeConfused, taking up my space. Ok, granted, I do hate her if it's a long-distance flightBlush
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(08-17-2015 05:30 PM)Spike Wrote:  Me and Ali has a few massive bouts on this forum but still I hate to see him go.
So you show up in timely fashions? You could be dubbed the forum undertaker.
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(08-17-2015 07:10 PM)Ambact Wrote:  I don't see a "hating women thing" on this forum, thanks God. Not even a "hating fat women thing", just a clear intent of saying to fat women: "fat women, be reasonable, don't eat too much sugar, take care of your health, get thin"... and I don't see a "hating sjw women thing", I just see pity for them...

We call fat women land whales, swamp hogs and now "hamgalaxies" Amuse so I think its fair to say plenty of fat chick hating goes down on this forum. Its the primary reason dating in the Anglosphere is where its at today so the ire is well placed.

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(08-17-2015 07:10 PM)Ambact Wrote:  I don't see a "hating women thing" on this forum, thanks God. Not even a "hating fat women thing", just a clear intent of saying to fat women: "fat women, be reasonable, don't eat too much sugar, take care of your health, get thin"... and I don't see a "hating sjw women thing", I just see pity for them...

We call fat women land whales, swamp hogs and now "hamgalaxies" Amuse so I think its fair to say plenty of fat chick hating goes down on this forum. Its the primary reason dating in the Anglosphere is where its at today so the ire is well placed.

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I miss him already.....




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I hope he's ok with what happened or becomes that way



or some time down the road he has a turnaround and is able to come back

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(08-17-2015 07:28 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  
(08-17-2015 05:53 PM)RougeNoir Wrote:  Ali's thread is the reason I went to the Dominican Republic. I didn't agree with dropping $100 USD/day on a driver though. His comic relief will be missed.
That's not true and a real nice time to try to stain the guy.

When you run hard how many taxis a day are you willing or mentally capable of dealing with per day?

We consider the driver a friend and know he has kids and shit he leaves to play our games that we have to work at he himself could do all day long 0 effort.

(08-16-2015 11:33 PM)wi30 Wrote:  I always thought his posts were funny, but I can't say I've ever read a quality post from him. He mostly posted jabs at El Mech or bragged about being in the armed forces. Sad to see him go though. He was one of the best one-liner posters.

^ This is way more of a way to stain Ali-B than anything I could ever say about him. I thought Ali-B contributed well to this place. He was one of my favorite posters. I don't want to restart the controversy about the DR taxis so I'll just leave a few funny Ali-B moments:

/thread-17778-...#pid316560

(11-28-2012 03:55 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  Semi-pro's will not shut the fuck up in the morning. The will pester you and make all kinds of racket. This does not do well for me first thing, hungover or not. It's best to screen beforehand.

/thread-17778-...#pid316181

(11-27-2012 10:03 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  The wicked, satanic driver and I headed to the car rental agency to turn the truck in. When we got there, the inspector found a couple of specks on the windshield and was getting to buttrape me for big money. Him and OUR driver went all local Dominican and set to making it right. They went on and on until we went back in and a supervisor came out.
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(08-17-2015 07:28 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  
(08-17-2015 05:53 PM)RougeNoir Wrote:  Ali's thread is the reason I went to the Dominican Republic. I didn't agree with dropping $100 USD/day on a driver though. His comic relief will be missed.
That's not true and a real nice time to try to stain the guy.

When you run hard how many taxis a day are you willing or mentally capable of dealing with per day?

We consider the driver a friend and know he has kids and shit he leaves to play our games that we have to work at he himself could do all day long 0 effort.

(08-16-2015 11:33 PM)wi30 Wrote:  I always thought his posts were funny, but I can't say I've ever read a quality post from him. He mostly posted jabs at El Mech or bragged about being in the armed forces. Sad to see him go though. He was one of the best one-liner posters.

^ This is way more of a way to stain Ali-B than anything I could ever say about him. I thought Ali-B contributed well to this place. He was one of my favorite posters. I don't want to restart the controversy about the DR taxis so I'll just leave a few funny Ali-B moments:

/thread-17778-...#pid316560

(11-28-2012 03:55 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  Semi-pro's will not shut the fuck up in the morning. The will pester you and make all kinds of racket. This does not do well for me first thing, hungover or not. It's best to screen beforehand.

/thread-17778-...#pid316181

(11-27-2012 10:03 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  The wicked, satanic driver and I headed to the car rental agency to turn the truck in. When we got there, the inspector found a couple of specks on the windshield and was getting to buttrape me for big money. Him and OUR driver went all local Dominican and set to making it right. They went on and on until we went back in and a supervisor came out.
What the dueces is a w130 and what exactly are you trying to say here. Please be clear and say what it is exactly you're trying to say.
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(08-17-2015 08:08 PM)RIslander Wrote:  We call fat women land whales, swamp hogs and now "hamgalaxies" Amuse so I think its fair to say plenty of fat chick hating goes down on this forum.

Any amusement or contempt I feel over the desperate, reality-denying rationalisations a fat girl makes to herself to justify her ongoing partner-repulsing, opportunity-suffocating physical and mental sloth hardly counts as 'hate'.

Slight thread derailment:

I was standing in line at a Bank last Monday. The queuing ropes ran parallel to six teller windows. I was thinking it was great there was only one person in front of me for once, but as I got closer, there was a hamplanet waiting to be served. Lank, unwashed dyed-blue hair. Far Side Glasses. 60's-style houndstooth housecoat over black leggings. Eyes glued to her I-Phone. She was huffing and puffing to breathe as she stood there: deep, heaving breaths.

I went to line up behind her, and was hit by an almost-visible wave of intense stink that made me involuntarily-gag. Remember: I've cleaned up final bowel movements from dead bodies. Due to old wives tales, I've carried and tossed a rotting, maggot-filled feral cat into a septic tank. I've moved the remains of mangled kangaroos and cattle off of country roads. I've come across chargrilled animals after bushfires. Hell, I worked part-time in an abattoir in my Uni years.

This stink was worse.

I could not get any closer than five teller windows away from Big Blue. Eventually, a woman lined up behind me, and after much passive-aggressive sighing and exaggerated tongue-clicking on her part she finally asked "Are you in line?"

I waved her ahead of me. "Be my guest."

Miss Empowered smugly-marched ahead of me with head raised high, then slowed down almost-instantly, as if she'd tried to march into surf.

I'll offer her respect that was due: she stopped three windows away.

Oblivious to this, H.R. HuffnPuff took a duckface selfie of herself (!) just before the teller called her over, the poor teller almost visibly-wincing as the smell hit her through the narrow gap in the plastic window, but soldiering on regardless. That's some goddamn customer service, right there.

Do I 'hate' that woman? I remember the stink far more than her face. Hell, I only remember her clothes and hair because she was such a walking cliché. 'Invisible' is accurate: if it wasn't for the god-awful funk of forty-thousand walking corpses screaming and clawing their way out of burial plots of her sweaty fat girl crevasses to consume the flesh of the entire population of the planet, I most likely would have mistaken her for some kind of 60's retro couch for customers.

Any girl who doesn't want innocent bystanders of personal encounters with them into an army of Cryptkeepers repeating ghoulish tales to terrify the boys and ghouls should simply stop eating more calories than they burn through exercise.
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