Post: #22351

I know full well that it's not our way, but I was just thinking hard for a bit over a particular girl I blew a real chance with. I was wondering if we have a thread for reflection on such a thing. An instance in particular, that naggingly stands out in memory.

Post: #22352

^^^
No. We have abundance mentality. Get past her.

Post: #22353

Are these guys some of the biggest faggots of all time?

Post: #22354

Bought one of these "Negative Ion" bracelets the other day.

Looks pretty dope but im sceptical about the benefits.

Anyone had any experience with them?

Post: #22355

I got a bird (not that type of bird, an actual bird).
When they're chicks they really do look like tiny dinos!

Post: #22356

(06-04-2017 03:21 AM)El_Gostro Wrote:  I got a bird (not that type of bird, an actual bird).
When they're chicks they really do look like tiny dinos!

1. What if I told you birds (aves) are dinosaurs?

2. It would make sense that chicks (human sloots) look like tiny dinosaurs--after all, "dinosaur" means "terrible lizard."

Post: #22357

(06-04-2017 03:36 AM)Kabal Wrote:  

(06-04-2017 03:21 AM)El_Gostro Wrote:  I got a bird (not that type of bird, an actual bird).
When they're chicks they really do look like tiny dinos!

1. What if I told you birds (aves) are dinosaurs?

2. It would make sense that chicks (human sloots) look like tiny dinosaurs--after all, "dinosaur" means "terrible lizard."

You sir, have earned a rep point from me for that most excellent quip!

And yeah,actually this lil gal is a magpie.
And after seeing them in action, I am convinced corvids are descendants of the raptors

Post: #22358

Watching chickens hunt down mice and lizards is a brutal thing to witness. Seeing them in action, you could really imagine what a Tyrannosaurus looked like in full swing.

Post: #22359

Ever since the theory came out about dinos having feathers I've always envisioned T-Rex as a giant mounstrous chicken.
And I thought Jurassic park should be editted so as to when the beastie eats a humie it stands to scream "p-paaaaaawwwhk!"

Post: #22360

Scientists have tinkered with gene expression in chicken embryos to grow more dinosaur-esque snouts (although they didn't allow the embryos to develop to term) and "mutant" chickens still occasionally grow teeth.

Arms plus claws instead of wings, and a tail, would be all that is missing at that point to yield a dinosaur-looking chicken.

Nowadays--since dinosaurs most closely-related to aves are believed to be feathered--you wouldn't even have to suppress feather-growth in favor of scales.

Paleontologist Jack Horner (who caused a brouhaha in the 90s with his "scavenging T. rex" hypothesis, and a brouhaha in the 10s by marrying a 19 year-old undergrad) had a TED talk about this, the "Chickenosaurus"--making a small dinosaur from a chicken.

Somewhat related, there was a paper that won an Ignoble Prize by demonstrating a chicken with a tail-like attachment on its behind walks like you might expect from a small bipedal dinosaur.

Post: #22361

(06-04-2017 04:52 AM)Kabal Wrote:  Paleontologist Jack Horner (who caused a brouhaha in the 90s with his "scavenging T. rex" hypothesis, and a brouhaha in the 10s by marrying a 19 year-old undergrad)

Literal paleo-game recognized

Post: #22362

(06-04-2017 04:58 AM)El_Gostro Wrote:  

(06-04-2017 04:52 AM)Kabal Wrote:  Paleontologist Jack Horner (who caused a brouhaha in the 90s with his "scavenging T. rex" hypothesis, and a brouhaha in the 10s by marrying a 19 year-old undergrad)

Literal paleo-game recognized

Savage:

Quote:19-year-old Vanessa Weaver had better brace herself for a lot of jokes about being a “dinosaur lover.”

Post: #22363

(06-04-2017 04:58 AM)El_Gostro Wrote:  

(06-04-2017 04:52 AM)Kabal Wrote:  Paleontologist Jack Horner (who caused a brouhaha in the 90s with his "scavenging T. rex" hypothesis, and a brouhaha in the 10s by marrying a 19 year-old undergrad)

Literal paleo-game recognized

That's a nice age difference I can fully stand behind.

Post: #22364

This is cute.

Post: #22365

^ Knew it.

Post: #22366

(06-04-2017 05:17 AM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  

So good to stick a 65 year old Viagra dick in that 19 year old dino-loving spinner's tight cunt, to have her solemnly ride your hoary, grizzled, but obdurately stiff V-stick and watch the slight movement of her smooth tiny teenage boobs. Yes! No wonder he's grinning from ear to ear as that exquisite white man's olive drab green shirt hugs his sweet well tempered paunch. Life can be good sometimes.

Post: #22367

Well he doesn't look anything like Sam Neill, whose character was partly based off of him, that's for sure.

Post: #22368

Meanwhile in kebabically-challenged Poland:

God save us from people who mean well. -storm

Post: #22369

God-speed thy pelvis, young man, and pullest thou not out.

Post: #22370

I was watching a documentary about the Pope and the Catholic Church. Is the institution outdated ? Does the pope and the church actually do anything useful or they just leeching off people?

Post: #22371

(06-05-2017 07:34 AM)Chris Brown Wrote:  I was watching a documentary about the Pope and the Catholic Church. Is the institution outdated ? Does the pope and the church actually do anything useful or they just leeching off people?

Not been visiting the Political forum much have you?

Post: #22372

^I am not allowed to post there so I dont bother to visit the political sub forum.

Post: #22373

(06-05-2017 07:34 AM)Chris Brown Wrote:  I was watching a documentary about the Pope and the Catholic Church. Is the institution outdated ? Does the pope and the church actually do anything useful or they just leeching off people?

It's much worse than that. Jorge Bergoglio is not legally the pope. Joseph Ratzinger's resignation violated Canon Law #188 and was probably made under duress from the threat of blackmail from some Soros-funded globalist organization that prefers Bergoglio's communist politics.

The Catholic Church is currently in the hands of Satan.

Post: #22374

Even a blog charting architectural eyesores can't help but note the decline:

http://kunstler.com/eyesore-of-the-month/june-2017/

Quote:You can’t make this shit up. Behold the final surrender of American spiritual life in Poughkeepsie, New York.

Post: #22375

I am running on no sleep here as I have projects and work knocking me around.

I click to read a Toronto blog to get general fluffy headlines of the day and I had to scratch my eyes to make sure I was not dreaming reading the comments on this article:


Indoor fishing returns to Toronto this weekend

This even has been going on for a few years now to teach otherwise poor kids where food comes from and to give them an experience of fishing that they would not have. These kids are tossing the fish back, I did not think of anything wrong of it, but I guess I am in the minority. I think it is a good program, it is a gimmick, but for kids that young with limited opportunities it is a big deal for them.

Just read the comments. They don't even seem real. Almost like a robot is writing them.