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(12-11-2016 12:23 AM)RouteBackwards Wrote:  Met some chick from Tinder.

Pictures showed some thick ass, slim stomach and big tits...

I got fucking cat fished, cause this bitch's ass was droopy as fuck, her stomach was huge and her tits looked beat up.

I show up at her place and she is hanging out with her roomates (who were both mega cunts by the way), and I'm feeling all fucked up about this situation because I'm certain this bitch has chlamydia between the folds of her fat. So I pull out my bottle of Olde English and start drinking it (I was already tipsy before arriving), thinking that at very least I'll get drunk and leave. So she keeps saying whatever dumb ass shit she enjoys saying about cooking shows and how cool tattoos of tigers are, but I'm focusing on how good the 40 is tasting. The broad starts stroking my dick through my pants, I push her hand away, but she whispers in my ear "you're so fucking sexy, come up stairs."

I'm starting to feel drunk, so I stumble up stairs with her, I'm definitely not planning on fucking her, but at-least she can deep throat my cock. She takes her shirt off, my boner immediately becomes inverted, she tries kissing me, but I tell her no and start sipping more of my OE. She leans in and tries kissing me again while stroking my cock through my pants telling me how "sexy" I am; jokes on you bitch, my dick's not getting hard for any Battletoad. She lays down beside me and starts fingering herself, I'm almost done my OE, but a disgusting odour pierces my nostrils, it's a mix between burnt hair and rotten tuna; the warpig has a rancid smelling pussy. I'm utterly disgusted at this point, and I'm aborting my plan to even get a blowey from this sea ape.

I down the rest of my OE and plan my escape.

"My sister just got dumped and I have to console her," I say blankly as I pretend to read my phone. The sea ape stares in my eyes, "just fuck me quick and then go," my dick is urging me that despite my intoxication level, aids is for life - "nope, I have to console her. Sorry, maybe next time." I get up to leave and she blocks the door, turns around and tells me to "fuck her in the ass." My dick is getting pissed, "I have to leave, sorry, maybe next time." The sea ape moves out of the way, a look of disappointment washes over her face and she says, "am I really that much of a whore that you won't even fuck me?" I look at her trying to hold back disgust and the truth, "no, I have to go and console my sister. Sorry."

In hindsight, I should have just fucking left from the get go, but it was cold and I was determined to finish my 40.

Fuck meeting bitches online.

I'm dying over here. Quality writing, its like Lizard of Oz infused with old english.

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(12-11-2016 07:50 AM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:  
(12-11-2016 07:40 AM)Suits Wrote:  ...
If that's the case, then it sounds like gun control is rather effective.

How so?

Increased gun control has led to less gun violence.

Pretty simple stuff.

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(12-11-2016 09:18 PM)Suits Wrote:  
(12-11-2016 07:50 AM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:  
(12-11-2016 07:40 AM)Suits Wrote:  ...
If that's the case, then it sounds like gun control is rather effective.

How so?

Increased gun control has led to less gun violence.

Pretty simple stuff.

Is this like one of WIA's questions about the red pill, that makes everybody's heads spin?

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(12-11-2016 09:18 PM)Suits Wrote:  
(12-11-2016 07:50 AM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:  
(12-11-2016 07:40 AM)Suits Wrote:  ...
If that's the case, then it sounds like gun control is rather effective.

How so?

Increased gun control has led to less gun violence.

Pretty simple stuff.

No, it hasn't.
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What was a simple decision by a local Lowe's HR manager of hiring a vet and his service dog made both the couple as well as the Lowe's store famous.

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Such a little step and millions of dollars of advertising saved as well.

Dogs are such marvelous creatures. The prisons who even used them slightly rehabilitating inmates had great results.

Frankly all dog shelters should be moved to prisons and prisoners should be getting one dog each to care for them. Psychopaths can be weeded out via the usual "market rules" of the prison.

But we are in a satanic society anyway, so the corpo-prison complex isn't about that.
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(12-12-2016 03:01 AM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  Dogs are such marvelous creatures. The prisons who even used them slightly rehabilitating inmates had great results.

Frankly all dog shelters should be moved to prisons and prisoners should be getting one dog each to care for them. Psychopaths can be weeded out via the usual "market rules" of the prison.

But we are in a satanic society anyway, so the corpo-prison complex isn't about that.

That would be funny. The gangs would take the dogs from all the weaker prisoners, building huge armies of dogs.

The cafeteria brawls would become epic.
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(12-12-2016 09:49 AM)Malone Wrote:  
(12-12-2016 03:01 AM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  Dogs are such marvelous creatures. The prisons who even used them slightly rehabilitating inmates had great results.

Frankly all dog shelters should be moved to prisons and prisoners should be getting one dog each to care for them. Psychopaths can be weeded out via the usual "market rules" of the prison.

But we are in a satanic society anyway, so the corpo-prison complex isn't about that.

That would be funny. The gangs would take the dogs from all the weaker prisoners, building huge armies of dogs.

The cafeteria brawls would become epic.

Heh - funny indeed, plenty of way to create conflict. But keep in mind that most prisoners in the US are not serial killers or mass-murdering gang-members. Some of them actually become ever worse the more time they spend in prison.

Besides - the dog dynamic when correct socialization is used is hard to use for combat. Combat dogs are a specific breed - they generally don't socialize much. Socializing makes dogs adhere to a greater structure and group walks and group plays of dogs would of course be mandatory for the prison-dogs. And even if they are engaged in some brawl - their life would be much better than in some cennell or the globalist PETA solution to homeless dogs - euthanazia: https://www.petakillsanimals.com/

The major supposed animal welfare organizations have simple solutions to homeless dogs - they kill them and prefer for people to have zero dogs in the future. I guess the satanic organizations at the top rather use them for sacrifice than for opening their hearts - makes sense. I read quite a few statements from those higher ups who clearly said that their solution to pets is for the average joe to have none.

The prison system is a racket as well, so I don't expect anything to come out of it.

Setting up a national program is not tough to do - most people who know the behavior of dogs need to be there for a an hour to find out what's wrong with them:
[Image: CM-shepard-dogs-v2.jpg]

The funny thing is that things work often in reverse to what people expect. Just as I read about a program in Europe about Juvenile delinquents getting martial arts training. People feared that they would become better killers, but the reverse was true. The self-discipline and control taught by their sensei improved their lives and most did not go back to prison.
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I find it hard to believe that handing out a Corgi to each prisoner would do anything other than make them realize that God has a sense of humor:




"Ovid, in the arms of his lover, had cried out to the midnight horses to gallop slow across the vault of heaven. But Morse was without a lover; and at a quarter to five he got up, made himself a cup of tea."

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(12-12-2016 12:30 PM)debeguiled Wrote:  I find it hard to believe that handing out a Corgi to each prisoner would do anything other than make them realize that God has a sense of humor:

That alone would be helpful..

I spend time in prisons, occasionally, as part of my job...

Humor is a very powerful human emotion.

Hopeless people without a sense of humor are dangerous. Humor can be a ray of light in an otherwise dark place.

Humor + dogs = a more healthy mental pattern for most prisoners.

Humor saves lives! Animals save lives!
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(12-12-2016 01:39 PM)Huey Wrote:  #PrisonerLivesMatter

Every life matters. That is a good Christian doctrine.

If you do not kill someone for their crime, then you can try and help them just as well. The likelihood for them to return to that place goes down if you do that.
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I was on a day trip to Kamakura yesterday and I passed a group of Japanese schoolgirls.

This alone is almost a daily occurrence here and it shortcircuits my wiring every time.

But there was this one girl. First off it seemed the skirts in Kamakura are shorter and sexier than in Tokyo. Also I got more eye contact in Kamakura for whatever reason.

Anyway back to this girl. This girl had her hair in pigtails.

She was with a group of friends in this German sausage shop selling Weiswurst on a stick. She was holding a sausage. She moved it to her mouth to take a bite.

I looked right at her and she locked eyes with me for a quarter of a second, just the way Japanese girls do (Incredibly rare to maintain eye contact with a J girl, for me at least)

She did it. She lingered for that split second with her lips wrapped around the sausage looking at me. The goddamn little shit did it on purpose.

Then looked away and bit through.

My world crumbled. This is how wars start.

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^ Ceaser Milan.

That guy knows dogs. Season one of the Dog Whisperer should be required viewing for dog owners.

Maybe some parents too...





As for prisoner rehabilitation, it's my opinion that all imprisonment should be solitary. Otherwise prisons just become a recruiting ground for gangs. Yeah, it would increase the cost in the short term but you would see gains in the long term for certain.
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(12-12-2016 08:19 PM)Veloce Wrote:  I was on a day trip to Kamakura yesterday and I passed a group of Japanese schoolgirls.

This alone is almost a daily occurrence here and it shortcircuits my wiring every time.

But there was this one girl. First off it seemed the skirts in Kamakura are shorter and sexier than in Tokyo. Also I got more eye contact in Kamakura for whatever reason.

Anyway back to this girl. This girl had her hair in pigtails.

She was with a group of friends in this German sausage shop selling Weiswurst on a stick. She was holding a sausage. She moved it to her mouth to take a bite.

I looked right at her and she locked eyes with me for a quarter of a second, just the way Japanese girls do (Incredibly rare to maintain eye contact with a J girl, for me at least)

She did it. She lingered for that split second with her lips wrapped around the sausage looking at me. The goddamn little shit did it on purpose.

Then looked away and bit through.

My world crumbled. This is how wars start.

I was involved in a similar situation Right in the same area a few years back. I lived off Yokosuka and some friends and I would go to Zaimokuza beach in the afternoon.

The schoolgirls would take their uniforms off and have their little bikinis under them. It was like they were just teasing us. Th y would wiggle around out of the little skirts and rub lotion all other each other, while they would make brief little eye contacts.

Me and my buddies would just shit and talk about the Japanese sex offender registry we were gonna wind up on.

One day it was just me and one other guy. This Japanese guy who looked just like the guy the Karate Kid fights on the little island just gives us the stare. He grabs a schoolgirl sort of by the arm in an authoritative way. She was clearly his sister or daughter and she was showing off for the sexy Americans.

Then he does this:
[Image: yuji_shirt1.gif]

Just like in th movie. We didn't know whether to laugh or run. When he turned around he had nunchucks in the back of his pants.

So don't stare at the schoolgirls.

And I just found that moving picture when I was looking for a picture of that guy. I'm lucky I guess.

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I am looking for an ROK article, because I would like to read it again, but I forgot the article's title. As far as I recall, the article portrays three friends on their way from work to home. A part of the article I'm looking for has a dialogue between two of these friends, a red-pilled and a blue-pilled guy, waiting a train to take them home from work. The red-pilled guy started approaching women, going for what he wants and, of course, gets many blowoffs, while the blue pill guy says that's lame and that women should approach him.

Can you help me with the title and/or link?

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Tin foil hat time.

There must have been a meeting in Cleveland earlier this year.

It went "Well, we can have the Cavs win the NBA championship and the Indians get to the World Series, but in return we're going to need the Browns to go 0-16. Deal?"
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I am not an NFL expert (not by a long shot) but judging by the standings at the end of the regular season for the last years, the NFL looks to me more like a crap shoot. Which means next season the Browns may win the Superbowl.

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That karate kid actor has a restaurant called Kona kitchen.

http://konakitchen.com/meet-yuji/
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Last night at the gym I was working out near the entrances of the locker rooms (both male and female entrances were side by side).

This semi masculine looking lady walks fast over to the woman's entrance - almost running into this older Korean lady.

The Korean lady looks back at her and then looks up at the Women's entrance sign - doing doubletake.

I fucking burst out laughing as I walk into the guys locker room.

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(12-13-2016 12:48 PM)kbell Wrote:  That karate kid actor has a restaurant called Kona kitchen.

http://konakitchen.com/meet-yuji/

I'd go if it wasn't in Seattle.

He probably named the restaurant that because of Danny KameKONA, aka Mr. Sato.





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(12-13-2016 02:23 PM)Kona Wrote:  
(12-13-2016 12:48 PM)kbell Wrote:  That karate kid actor has a restaurant called Kona kitchen.

http://konakitchen.com/meet-yuji/

I'd go if it wasn't in Seattle.

He probably named the restaurant that because of Danny KameKONA, aka Mr. Sato.





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Ew, that bitch looks nasty as fuck. Too pale, bony, man jaw, wtf is up with that hair? Her suburbian wannabe fashionista dress isn't doing her favors. Those heels? LOL. \

Honestly, I'm just annoying that pale bitch is flat as fuck and desperately needs botox on her lips.

Bitch needs botox, those lips look wrinkly nasty.

Now this...

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In the second-to-last episode of Breaking Bad one of the songs that is featured is "El Paso" by Marty Robbins, perhaps to foreshadow what happens in the final episode. The song is about a cowboy giving his life for unrequited love for a Mexican hostess. The lyrics:

Quote:Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
I fell in love with a Mexican girl
Nighttime would find me in Rosa's cantina
Music would play and Felina would whirl

Blacker than night were the eyes of Felina
Wicked and evil while casting a spell
My love was deep for this Mexican maiden
I was in love but in vain, I could tell

One night a wild young cowboy came in
Wild as the West Texas wind
Dashing and daring, a drink he was sharing
With wicked Felina, the girl that I loved

So in anger I
Challenged his right for the love of this maiden
Down went his hand for the gun that he wore
My challenge was answered in less than a heartbeat
The handsome young stranger lay dead on the floor

Just for a moment I stood there in silence
Shocked by the foul evil deed I had done
Many thoughts raced through my mind as I stood there
I had but one chance and that was to run

Out through the back door of Rosa's I ran
Out where the horses were tied
I caught a good one, it looked like it could run
Up on its back and away I did ride

Just as fast as I
Could from the West Texas town of El Paso
Out to the badlands of New Mexico

Back in El Paso my life would be worthless
Everything's gone in life; nothing is left
It's been so long since I've seen the young maiden
My love is stronger than my fear of death

I saddled up and away I did go
Riding alone in the dark
Maybe tomorrow, a bullet may find me
Tonight nothing's worse than this pain in my heart

And at last here I
Am on the hill overlooking El Paso
I can see Rosa's cantina below
My love is strong and it pushes me onward
Down off the hill to Felina I go

Off to my right I see five mounted cowboys
Off to my left ride a dozen or more
Shouting and shooting, I can't let them catch me
I have to make it to Rosa's back door

Something is dreadfully wrong for I feel
A deep burning pain in my side
Though I am trying to stay in the saddle
I'm getting weary, unable to ride

But my love for
Felina is strong and I rise where I've fallen
Though I am weary I can't stop to rest
I see the white puff of smoke from the rifle
I feel the bullet go deep in my chest

From out of nowhere Felina has found me
Kissing my cheek as she kneels by my side
Cradled by two loving arms that I'll die for
One little kiss and Felina, goodbye

Songs like this emphasize that, contrary to fem-centric narrative in our media nowadays, men are, and always have been, the true romantics. Too bad it is used against us.
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^ Marty Robbins is under rated.





The man had an album called "gunfighter ballads and trail songs" for craps sake.

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