Post: #20151

(12-09-2016 08:53 PM)philosophical_recovery Wrote:  Heated grips rule on motorcycles. Extends the riding season beyond the best, sunny weather.

Sorry, when did people stop using gloves?

Post: #20152

(12-10-2016 10:04 PM)king bast Wrote:  

(12-09-2016 08:53 PM)philosophical_recovery Wrote:  Heated grips rule on motorcycles. Extends the riding season beyond the best, sunny weather.

Sorry, when did people stop using gloves?

I used gloves - even winter gloves your hands will eventually go cold as fuck unless you throw in those one time heater packets.

Some of those Harleys have all sorts of shit for the older rider who wants comforts.

Post: #20153

It's a different world where I am - temperature only dips below zero for a few minutes a year.

We don't take kindly to heated-grip-using softcocks round these parts, but I'm sure I could make an exception if I was in canada.

Post: #20154

(12-10-2016 10:17 PM)king bast Wrote:  It's a different world where I am - temperature only dips below zero for a few minutes a year.

We don't take kindly to heated-grip-using softcocks round these parts, but I'm sure I could make an exception if I was in canada.

Nah I've never use anything of the sort, it's just an option for riders.

I like riding without gloves but not on my work commute.

It never gets that cold here in So-Cal - it was just miserable riding hungover, going 80, with not many layers of clothing.

Post: #20155

(12-10-2016 10:04 PM)king bast Wrote:  

(12-09-2016 08:53 PM)philosophical_recovery Wrote:  Heated grips rule on motorcycles. Extends the riding season beyond the best, sunny weather.

Sorry, when did people stop using gloves?

Try a multi hour trip on the highway in 40degF, wet weather and tell me how it goes without heated grips.

Post: #20156

(12-10-2016 10:36 PM)philosophical_recovery Wrote:  

(12-10-2016 10:04 PM)king bast Wrote:  

(12-09-2016 08:53 PM)philosophical_recovery Wrote:  Heated grips rule on motorcycles. Extends the riding season beyond the best, sunny weather.

Sorry, when did people stop using gloves?

Try a multi hour trip on the highway in 40degF, wet weather and tell me how it goes without heated grips.

Do any of you guys have heated motorcycle jackets?

If so: are they waterproof? Do you like them? Does the battery whack you around or run out to quickly?

I'm going on a fishing trip and gotta buy a coat asap. I figure it will be easier to move around in a lighter coat, andmwhy haven't they been heated all along?

Aloha!

Post: #20157

(12-10-2016 10:04 PM)king bast Wrote:  ...
Sorry, when did people stop using gloves?

(12-10-2016 10:17 PM)king bast Wrote:  It's a different world where I am - temperature only dips below zero for a few minutes a year.

We don't take kindly to heated-grip-using softcocks round these parts, but I'm sure I could make an exception if I was in canada.

Riding your vespa around the CBD doesn't count.

Try doing 110 on a highway with wet gloves and windchill for an hour straight.

Nobody avoids frostbite by "gritting their teeth and nutting up". You're not impressing anyone.

Post: #20158

Met some chick from Tinder.

Pictures showed some thick ass, slim stomach and big tits...

I got fucking cat fished, cause this bitch's ass was droopy as fuck, her stomach was huge and her tits looked beat up.

I show up at her place and she is hanging out with her roomates (who were both mega cunts by the way), and I'm feeling all fucked up about this situation because I'm certain this bitch has chlamydia between the folds of her fat. So I pull out my bottle of Olde English and start drinking it (I was already tipsy before arriving), thinking that at very least I'll get drunk and leave. So she keeps saying whatever dumb ass shit she enjoys saying about cooking shows and how cool tattoos of tigers are, but I'm focusing on how good the 40 is tasting. The broad starts stroking my dick through my pants, I push her hand away, but she whispers in my ear "you're so fucking sexy, come up stairs."

I'm starting to feel drunk, so I stumble up stairs with her, I'm definitely not planning on fucking her, but at-least she can deep throat my cock. She takes her shirt off, my boner immediately becomes inverted, she tries kissing me, but I tell her no and start sipping more of my OE. She leans in and tries kissing me again while stroking my cock through my pants telling me how "sexy" I am; jokes on you bitch, my dick's not getting hard for any Battletoad. She lays down beside me and starts fingering herself, I'm almost done my OE, but a disgusting odour pierces my nostrils, it's a mix between burnt hair and rotten tuna; the warpig has a rancid smelling pussy. I'm utterly disgusted at this point, and I'm aborting my plan to even get a blowey from this sea ape.

I down the rest of my OE and plan my escape.

"My sister just got dumped and I have to console her," I say blankly as I pretend to read my phone. The sea ape stares in my eyes, "just fuck me quick and then go," my dick is urging me that despite my intoxication level, aids is for life - "nope, I have to console her. Sorry, maybe next time." I get up to leave and she blocks the door, turns around and tells me to "fuck her in the ass." My dick is getting pissed, "I have to leave, sorry, maybe next time." The sea ape moves out of the way, a look of disappointment washes over her face and she says, "am I really that much of a whore that you won't even fuck me?" I look at her trying to hold back disgust and the truth, "no, I have to go and console my sister. Sorry."

In hindsight, I should have just fucking left from the get go, but it was cold and I was determined to finish my 40.

Fuck meeting bitches online.

Post: #20159

(12-10-2016 10:49 PM)Kona Wrote:  

(12-10-2016 10:36 PM)philosophical_recovery Wrote:  

(12-10-2016 10:04 PM)king bast Wrote:  

(12-09-2016 08:53 PM)philosophical_recovery Wrote:  Heated grips rule on motorcycles. Extends the riding season beyond the best, sunny weather.

Sorry, when did people stop using gloves?

Try a multi hour trip on the highway in 40degF, wet weather and tell me how it goes without heated grips.

Do any of you guys have heated motorcycle jackets?

If so: are they waterproof? Do you like them? Does the battery whack you around or run out to quickly?

I'm going on a fishing trip and gotta buy a coat asap. I figure it will be easier to move around in a lighter coat, andmwhy haven't they been heated all along?

Aloha!

Yes they're waterproof.

I've tried a one, they seem comfy.

They usually have their own liner inside the jacket for batteries.

I think with the different settings you should be able to last a bit longer than usual.

The heating tech has gotten better, it's always the battery that's the issue.


Check out RevZilla they have great and honest reviews of their gear:

http://www.revzilla.com/winter-motorcycl...aQodNoYJOA

Post: #20160

You could just pack a thermos of warm milk in your satchel and strap it to your sissy bar. Every time you lose the feeling in your fingers, stop for a mug, mixed with a teaspoon of cement.

To think my grandfather and his wife traversed oz coast to coast on a motorbike, before they even had roads over most of the way, now blokes are getting shirty about the suggestion that warmed handlebars are non-essential. Of all the things to get upset about...

Post: #20161

So real Alpha Red Pill Males need to sack up and not enjoy modern conveniences ?

Post: #20162

Quote:My 104 year old grandpa just passed away.

Sounds like a hell of an impressive guy, and a life well-lived, Veloce.

Post: #20163

(12-11-2016 12:51 AM)king bast Wrote:  You could just pack a thermos of warm milk in your satchel and strap it to your sissy bar. Every time you lose the feeling in your fingers, stop for a mug, mixed with a teaspoon of cement.

To think my grandfather and his wife traversed oz coast to coast on a motorbike, before they even had roads over most of the way, now blokes are getting shirty about the suggestion that warmed handlebars are non-essential. Of all the things to get upset about...

No, blokes get shirty about being called a soft-cock by some Johnny-come-lately web fag.

Look, I know you've gotten your L's and you feel really tough riding that honda cb 250. I know that beta nu-males see you wearing that leather jacket and step out of the way, and you feel like a big man.

But you're not.

Post: #20164

(12-11-2016 01:10 AM)kaotic Wrote:  So real Alpha Red Pill Males need to sack up and not enjoy modern conveniences ?

Yeah, we're going to have to assume that King Bask lives in a bush hut he crafted himself with his bare hands, hunting his own food and hauling his own water.

Probably built his motorcycle out of grit, spit and kangaroo bones.

Post: #20165

A great anti gun control argument from SecondCityCop.

Quote:Sunday, December 11, 2016
Heroin OD's Pass Guns
Guns now kill less people than cars, medical errors and heroin:

Quote:Opioid deaths continued to surge in 2015, surpassing 30,000 for the first time in recent history, according to CDC data released Thursday.

That marks an increase of nearly 5,000 deaths from 2014. Deaths involving powerful synthetic opiates, like fentanyl, rose by nearly 75 percent from 2014 to 2015.

Heroin deaths spiked too, rising by more than 2,000 cases. For the first time since at least the late 1990s, there were more deaths due to heroin than to traditional opioid painkillers, like hydrocodone and oxycodone.

You know what this country needs? A law against heroin. It's long overdue. Let's see if Congress can't get it passed before Sparklefarts leaves office.

Post: #20166

(12-11-2016 01:10 AM)kaotic Wrote:  So real Alpha Red Pill Males need to sack up and not enjoy modern conveniences ?

All that's left is for someone to bust out with a "those damn millennials" comment.

Post: #20167

Regarding heated jackets - it really depends on the brand. The one I had was a heated vest - meant to go under a jacket. It plugged into the bike and worked great.

Heated grips are pretty cool and I would have loved them in some of my cold rainy commutes. Even with gloves they get soaked through and cold. My usual solution is to put my hands on the engine while riding. They warm up quickly.

Post: #20168

"My sister just got dumped and I have to console her," I say blankly as I pretend to read my phone. The sea ape stares in my eyes, "just fuck me quick and then go," my dick is urging me that despite my intoxication level, aids is for life - "nope, I have to console her. Sorry, maybe next time." I get up to leave and she blocks the door, turns around and tells me to "fuck her in the ass." My dick is getting pissed, "I have to leave, sorry, maybe next time." The sea ape moves out of the way, a look of disappointment washes over her face and she says, "am I really that much of a whore that you won't even fuck me?" I look at her trying to hold back disgust and the truth, "no, I have to go and console my sister. Sorry."

In hindsight, I should have just fucking left from the get go, but it was cold and I was determined to finish my 40.

Fuck meeting bitches online.
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Wouldn't it be better to tell her she is fat? But yeah - in our times you never know what can drive a woman into a rage - she can go on a rape accusation spree or she can add another 50 pounds and blame you for fat-shaming her. IN the past the women would have slimmed down and gotten better, but now with all the propaganda there would be no way out for her.

Post: #20169

(12-11-2016 12:23 AM)RouteBackwards Wrote:  Met some chick from Tinder.

Pictures showed some thick ass, slim stomach and big tits...

I got fucking cat fished, cause this bitch's ass was droopy as fuck, her stomach was huge and her tits looked beat up.

I show up at her place and she is hanging out with her roomates (who were both mega cunts by the way), and I'm feeling all fucked up about this situation because I'm certain this bitch has chlamydia between the folds of her fat. So I pull out my bottle of Olde English and start drinking it (I was already tipsy before arriving), thinking that at very least I'll get drunk and leave. So she keeps saying whatever dumb ass shit she enjoys saying about cooking shows and how cool tattoos of tigers are, but I'm focusing on how good the 40 is tasting. The broad starts stroking my dick through my pants, I push her hand away, but she whispers in my ear "you're so fucking sexy, come up stairs."

I'm starting to feel drunk, so I stumble up stairs with her, I'm definitely not planning on fucking her, but at-least she can deep throat my cock. She takes her shirt off, my boner immediately becomes inverted, she tries kissing me, but I tell her no and start sipping more of my OE. She leans in and tries kissing me again while stroking my cock through my pants telling me how "sexy" I am; jokes on you bitch, my dick's not getting hard for any Battletoad. She lays down beside me and starts fingering herself, I'm almost done my OE, but a disgusting odour pierces my nostrils, it's a mix between burnt hair and rotten tuna; the warpig has a rancid smelling pussy. I'm utterly disgusted at this point, and I'm aborting my plan to even get a blowey from this sea ape.

I down the rest of my OE and plan my escape.

"My sister just got dumped and I have to console her," I say blankly as I pretend to read my phone. The sea ape stares in my eyes, "just fuck me quick and then go," my dick is urging me that despite my intoxication level, aids is for life - "nope, I have to console her. Sorry, maybe next time." I get up to leave and she blocks the door, turns around and tells me to "fuck her in the ass." My dick is getting pissed, "I have to leave, sorry, maybe next time." The sea ape moves out of the way, a look of disappointment washes over her face and she says, "am I really that much of a whore that you won't even fuck me?" I look at her trying to hold back disgust and the truth, "no, I have to go and console my sister. Sorry."

In hindsight, I should have just fucking left from the get go, but it was cold and I was determined to finish my 40.

Fuck meeting bitches online.

Generally speaking take a girl's worst picture on her profile and deduct a point and that's what you can expect in person.

That said there is the very odd girl that is as hot or even hotter than her profile. But it does exist so don't write off online game completely. It's fine for when you're taking a shit or sitting in traffic.

On the other hand you can get catfished in real life too. I remember one time I met up with this girl I met through Slubu's old roommate. The night I met her she looked cute as hell, like borderline 8. Great makeup, smelled great, cute outfit. I made a move and we were making out by the end of the night.

She comes over a few nights later to my place and I'm mortified. Not an ounce of makeup (not that cute after all), she looks like she just rolled out of bed after a 3 day bender wearing these shitty baggy jeans, Chuck Taylors, and some baggy shirt. Her breath smelled like she'd been eating out of a dumpster and licking a homeless man's asshole. I was styled out and had already opened a $50 bottle of wine.

This bitch really thought her pussy was that bomb that she could show up to my doorstep like that.

We sat there for an awkward 15 minutes while I crushed as much wine as possible and just yawned and said, "Welp, early day tomorrow, time to crash!" and she looked utterly confused as I walked her out. Who knows maybe the pussy was bomb but I just couldn't believe the gall of this bitch and I had zero boner in the works with that breath of hers.

Post: #20170

(12-11-2016 03:15 AM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:  A great anti gun control argument from SecondCityCop.

Quote:Sunday, December 11, 2016
Heroin OD's Pass Guns
Guns now kill less people than cars, medical errors and heroin:

Quote:Opioid deaths continued to surge in 2015, surpassing 30,000 for the first time in recent history, according to CDC data released Thursday.

That marks an increase of nearly 5,000 deaths from 2014. Deaths involving powerful synthetic opiates, like fentanyl, rose by nearly 75 percent from 2014 to 2015.

Heroin deaths spiked too, rising by more than 2,000 cases. For the first time since at least the late 1990s, there were more deaths due to heroin than to traditional opioid painkillers, like hydrocodone and oxycodone.

You know what this country needs? A law against heroin. It's long overdue. Let's see if Congress can't get it passed before Sparklefarts leaves office.

If that's the case, then it sounds like gun control is rather effective.

Post: #20171

(12-11-2016 07:40 AM)Suits Wrote:  ...
If that's the case, then it sounds like gun control is rather effective.

How so?

Post: #20172

Wearing no gloves on a motorcycle? So what happens if you come off at speed and do the slip-n-slide? Seen plenty of accidents of that kind.

Post: #20173

(12-11-2016 08:16 AM)Foolsgo1d Wrote:  Wearing no gloves on a motorcycle? So what happens if you come off at speed and do the slip-n-slide? Seen plenty of accidents of that kind.

Afterwards they'll be too Alpha to wipe, type, or lay pipe.

In other news, Malik Obama has a message for us from the illuminati:

Post: #20174

(12-11-2016 08:16 AM)Foolsgo1d Wrote:  Wearing no gloves on a motorcycle? So what happens if you come off at speed and do the slip-n-slide? Seen plenty of accidents of that kind.

Local commute literally a few miles going low and slow.

On freeways and longer rides I absolutely wear gloves and layers.

Post: #20175

(12-11-2016 06:43 AM)Veloce Wrote:  I just couldn't believe the gall of this bitch and I had zero boner in the works with that breath of hers.

She's aware of how she looks but she's counting on that pussy pass.

A few years back: I had a girl who had to change clothes because we were not going to the $20+ per drink place that she desperately wanted to go and kept pushing for. So I double booked it with another girl who did what I asked, when we showed up we walked next to the first girl who was actually 30+ pounds heavier in her pics. Once inside I made a remark on her weight and how I had a better girl show up.

Dumb thot who threw a fit because she did not get what she wanted....and she was fat as fuck! I was not even mad, I was glad because my dick and wallet were saved. This slender thot was happy with $4 drinks.