Post: #1

I'm a bit above average in length, significantly above average in thickness. I banged today what must be the biggest vagina, ever.

This girl for the first time in my entire life out of dozens of bangs made me feel average at best. Her looseness, combined with the condom, made me unable to last more than a few minutes before dick deflation.

Has anyone else had this experience? What should I do?

Post: #2

what should u do?

easy ditch that loose bitch

Post: #3

change position, no?

Post: #4

Had a chick like that. Huge Vag. I am pretty thick (almost to the point of being uncomfortable for some girls) but this chick's pussy was like a cavern. I started fingering her, and I wound up almost fisting her, and my hands are HUGE. She didn't even blink.

Sex just isn't as fun if they aren't at least a little tight.

Post: #5

lol

Post: #6

Nevermind.

Post: #7

3 words: Coke Trafficking Mule

Post: #8

FHUTA?

Post: #9

Have fun!

Post: #10

(12-19-2011 10:02 AM)Scarlet_Terror Wrote:  What should I do?

backdoor it.

Post: #11

(12-19-2011 12:54 PM)Feo Wrote:  3 words: Coke Trafficking Mule

Lol!

Post: #12

It seems that the only way for you both to get yours is for you to either finger/eat her out, and have her suck you to completion. I'd suggest you go anal, but that sounds like it would be kind of painful for her if you're packing the girth you claim.

Post: #13

^Thanks, that might have to be the only resort. I'll suggest the backdoor, but surprisingly few women are down with that in my history.

Post: #14

(12-19-2011 04:14 PM)Scarlet_Terror Wrote:  ^Thanks, that might have to be the only resort. I'll suggest the backdoor, but surprisingly few women are down with that in my history.

change your history moving forward.

my boy ONLY does anal with his girls - typical cute white college girls. I heard him fucking his gf once while I was making breakfast (crashed at his crib the night before) and I thought he was killing her.

then they came out all happy like nothing happened and ate cereal together.

as for the giant pussy - that's like a dude having micro penis. it's sad, but it's not your job to babysit other people. find another girl and leave this one to the porn stars.

Post: #15

Ass bang her, and bounce out.

Post: #16

I'd bet it's not so much the size, as her muscle tone. Let her know there's some exercises she can do that will make you both very happy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kegel_exercise

Now if she's lazy, forget it. But if she does them for a couple weeks the friction will be back.

Also advise keeping her stone sober or at least minimizing her alcohol consumption. You don't want her relaxed. You want her tense and contracted with desire.

Post: #17

I ran into a pretty severe version this problem some time around October of this year. Strangely, the girl was pretty tight at the opening, but the rest of the pussy opened up into a giant cavern. My dick felt like the clapper inside of a bell. It was the weirdest sensation to feel a firm clipping at the base, but nothing around the shaft--like a rubber band folded over twice and placed on my erection.

I eventually figured out that raising the girl's legs up high and pounding that shit hard with a downward action made it more enjoyable for me and seemed to really get her off too. I also put her flat on her belly and tapped it from behind. That wasn't bad.

Necessity is the mother of invention, my friend. In the end, though, I don't think you can hang with a girl with one of these giant vaginas. Just like a girl would dump your-ass if you had a three-inch dick, you need to move on once you crack the code on that pussy.

Post: #18

My friend used to shove an Arizona Iced Tea bottle up their pussies and take a picture of it.
He had a nice collection. Always makes me laugh thinking about it.

Post: #19

This post title man

If she isnt absolutely excellent company I'd ditch her.

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Post: #20

(12-19-2011 06:39 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  My friend used to shove an Arizona Iced Tea bottle up their pussies and take a picture of it.
He had a nice collection. Always makes me laugh thinking about it.

One of my boys knows this dude who promotes these floating strip joints/parties. He recruits chicks from all up and down the Eastern seaboard, and lets just say they're PROS. He only wants the nastiest chicks - the ones that will do girl-on-girl shit on stage, will fuck and suck, and give dudes their money's worth on lap dances. He threw one of these at a spot on Flatbush Avenue Extension in Brooklyn one night, and I went. One of these chicks buried the huge jar that those votive candles comes in. BURIED IT. As entertaining as that was, it left me feeling sad for her. Surely there's no way she can get satisfaction from a dick ever again.

Post: #21

(12-19-2011 08:48 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  Surely there's no way she can get satisfaction from a dick ever again.

That's still smaller than a baby. And at least in my experience, post-pregnancy women still find dick very satisfying, and my dick found them very satisfying back.

It's an extremely flexible, sometimes very well lubricated organ.

Post: #22

Anal.

Post: #23

Just watch out for this happening.

Post: #24

Damn BortimusPrime, I was just going to post that. haha Very funny episode.

Post: #25

That was awesome. I love that show, man.