Post: #1

Because, it's more gender neutral.

http://dailycaller.com/2018/08/21/san-fr...ront-hole/

Quote:You may think this story is better suited for Clickhole.

If only.

Instead, Healthline, a California health info provider, is trying to ruin the term “vagina.” It’s not gender inclusive enough. The word they prefer? “Front hole.”

And yeah, gross.

Other hot stories on the site: Why women should bring back body hair. “It’s time we change how we feel about body hair,” the piece says. (Do not look at this while you’re eating lunch.) There’s also an “Editor’s Picks” piece about taking genitals out of the mix to revive a waning sex life. They suggest a “sex position bucket list.” For example, “hello kitchen island.”

But let’s get back to that pesky v-word.

According to Healthline‘s sex-ed guide, higher rates of HIV and STD’s are a direct result of discrimination,” reports Caldron Pool, a righty Christian site. “It’s imperative for safe sex guides to become more inclusive of LGBTQIA and nonbinary people.”

The clincher: “For the purpose of this guide, we’ll refer to the vagina as ‘front hole’ instead of solely using the term ‘vagina.'”

Oh God.

Also at risk are the terms “penis” and “vulva.” They prefer the word “parts” across the board.

Here’s why: “The notion that a penis is exclusively a male body part and a vulva is exclusively a female body part is inaccurate. By using the word ‘parts’ to talk about genitals and using medical terms for anatomy without attaching a gender to it, we become much more able to effectively discuss safe sex in a way that’s clear and inclusive.”

So if I go to the ER and I say my “parts” are hurting, no doubt the doctors will know what I mean.

The Mirror tried to contact Charles Hodgkins, the site’s senior copyrighter and newsletter content manager, but to no avail. Calling is a tedious experience. A woman’s voice gives you six options — none of which lead you to a human being with “parts” or a “front-hole.”

Check out the health guide here.

Health Guide: https://www.healthline.com/health/lgbtqi...we-need-it

Post: #2

(08-22-2018 01:36 PM)IveBeenFramed Wrote:  Because, it's more gender neutral.

http://dailycaller.com/2018/08/21/san-fr...ront-hole/

Quote:You may think this story is better suited for Clickhole.

If only.

Instead, Healthline, a California health info provider, is trying to ruin the term “vagina.” It’s not gender inclusive enough. The word they prefer? “Front hole.”

And yeah, gross.

Other hot stories on the site: Why women should bring back body hair. “It’s time we change how we feel about body hair,” the piece says. (Do not look at this while you’re eating lunch.) There’s also an “Editor’s Picks” piece about taking genitals out of the mix to revive a waning sex life. They suggest a “sex position bucket list.” For example, “hello kitchen island.”

But let’s get back to that pesky v-word.

According to Healthline‘s sex-ed guide, higher rates of HIV and STD’s are a direct result of discrimination,” reports Caldron Pool, a righty Christian site. “It’s imperative for safe sex guides to become more inclusive of LGBTQIA and nonbinary people.”

The clincher: “For the purpose of this guide, we’ll refer to the vagina as ‘front hole’ instead of solely using the term ‘vagina.'”

Oh God.

Also at risk are the terms “penis” and “vulva.” They prefer the word “parts” across the board.

Here’s why: “The notion that a penis is exclusively a male body part and a vulva is exclusively a female body part is inaccurate. By using the word ‘parts’ to talk about genitals and using medical terms for anatomy without attaching a gender to it, we become much more able to effectively discuss safe sex in a way that’s clear and inclusive.”

So if I go to the ER and I say my “parts” are hurting, no doubt the doctors will know what I mean.

The Mirror tried to contact Charles Hodgkins, the site’s senior copyrighter and newsletter content manager, but to no avail. Calling is a tedious experience. A woman’s voice gives you six options — none of which lead you to a human being with “parts” or a “front-hole.”

Check out the health guide here.

Health Guide: https://www.healthline.com/health/lgbtqi...we-need-it

I`m confused here! I though Feminism was about not reducing women to a mere `series of holes.`But if that`s the way they want it then fine by me.

PS; What comes out of their top hole is similar to what comes out my back hole.

Post: #3

"I'm going to fuck your front hole tonight"

"Your front hole feels so good"

"Your front hole is bleeding"

"Your front hole smells"

Post: #4

(08-22-2018 01:45 PM)Roosh Wrote:  "I'm going to fuck your front hole tonight"

"Your front hole feels so good"

"Your front hole is bleeding"

"Your front hole smells"

At least three of those could refer to a man's urethra. Gender neutrality: achieved.

Post: #5

you gotta pay the troll toll, if you wanna get in that front hole, you gotta pay the troll toll to get in! dum dum dum... you want that lady's front hole, you gotta pay the troll toll, you gotta pay that troll toll to get in!

Post: #6

"You`re nothing but a front hole bitch"

Post: #7

...


"What do you mean I cant put my front part in your back hole? If you turn around your back hole is now your front hole. Wait... youre not a gender neutrality oppressive fascist are you?....Ok I didnt think so"

Proceed to ass fucking...errr I mean pleasuring back-front- hole

Lemons into lemonade, gentlemen...lemons into lemonade

Post: #8

LGBTQIA.

Wasn't this several letters shorter just a few months ago? Although I guess it's a bigger surprise it isn't 5-15 longer.

Post: #9

(08-22-2018 02:30 PM)MikeS Wrote:  LGBTQIA.

Wasn't this several letters shorter just a few months ago? Although I guess it's a bigger surprise it isn't 5-15 longer.

LGB is all that exists in nature, anything else is mental illness.

Post: #10

They can stick it up their back hole.

Post: #11

I prefer the term pisser, everyone has a pisser and it’s in the front, even post-op trannies.

Post: #12

Wouldn't the mouth technically be the front hole?

Post: #13

(08-22-2018 02:35 PM)DJ-Matt Wrote:  

(08-22-2018 02:30 PM)MikeS Wrote:  LGBTQIA.

Wasn't this several letters shorter just a few months ago? Although I guess it's a bigger surprise it isn't 5-15 longer.

LGB is all that exists in nature, anything else is mental illness.

all those are mental illnesses.

necrophilia, incest, and on and on and on all exist in nature. still mental illnesses.

Post: #14

Only an asshole would come up with such a thing.

Post: #15

^ Obligatory

Post: #16

Post: #17

Grab ’em by the front hole. You can do anything...because you're a star.

Post: #18

(08-22-2018 03:03 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  Wouldn't the mouth technically be the front hole?

It's not a "mouth" you oppressive hole Nazi. The correct term is top hole or head hole (in the event of the 69 position). All holes however can be referred to "sex mouths" when engaged as docking stations for front extruded bottom parts.

In the event annoying vocalizations are coming out of a tri-hole transportation unit (TTU... formerly known as a woman/girl ) said designated 3rd hole is the HFKAAV (Hole Formerly Known As A Vagina) therefore the prescriptive "Shut your fucking pie hole" is applicable and will be secretly enjoyed by TTU or PTU (Pussy Transport Unit) even though said unit will deny aforementioned enjoyment.

Post: #19

Post: #20

So we are now reducing women's vaginas to a mere hole? I'm as much as a sexist motherfucker as anyone here, and I might get a bit of flack for this, but a well maintained vagina is about the most perfectly created/designed/evolved piece of anatomy that there is, and we should think of it as nothing more than a hole? Like the wound my friend had stitched up a few years ago after his motorcycle accident? I'm sure if I really wanted to I could have stuck my dick inside that, because apparantly that's what you do with a "hole" right?

There have been wars fought over access to quality vaginas, and rightfully so, because pussy is worth fighting for. Vaginas are magical places, which not only take you as close to heaven as possible while still on Earth, but where life itself begins.

Sure, it must be a pain in the ass to actually have a vagina with all the bleeding and whatever else chick's have to put up with, but that's not my problem. So I won't call it a hole. The ladies will continue to swoon as I refer to it as their alter of Venus, nature's treasury, their Cypriot fountain.

Is not as bad as Shakespeare though in "All's well that ends well" where he refers to a vagina as a pie with the texture of porridge.

Quote:Your date is better in your pie and your porridge than in your cheek. And your virginity, your old virginity, is like one of our French withered pears: it looks ill, it eats dryly.

Post: #21

Also, if I'm ever fitted with a colostomy bag, do I also have a front hole?

Post: #22

(08-23-2018 10:31 AM)Horus Wrote:  Also, if I'm ever fitted with a colostomy bag, do I also have a front hole?

Technically that would be a "side-hole".

Post: #23

As far as I’m concerned, the vagina is just the front butt.

Post: #24

Does this mean we can call a woman's mouth her "blow hole"?

There's enough landwhales around to make this viable.

Post: #25

(08-23-2018 03:34 PM)deuce Wrote:  As far as I’m concerned, the vagina is just the front butt.

When I was growing up in the UK it was common for young girls (pre-teens) to refer to their special place as their 'front bottom' rather than use any other kind of rude word!