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Disclaimer - I believe looking at a lot of adult content is damaging for both men and women because I see a lot of people addicted to it and also because I've seen a lot of people become socially stifled and depressed after watching too much of it. With that being said, I've always wondered if the fabled Farang Ding Dong women are real. For those of you who don't know, Farang Ding Dong is slang for Foreign Ding Dong. In the case of these women though, it means women with tiny frames and extraordinarily large breasts. For the sake of the thread I will only post non-nude photos.

Here are a few pictures:







Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if they used some fake silicone breasts forms, but there is many people who have claimed online that they use polypropylene (silly-string) implants which are illegal in the US. From what I've heard, two other adult film stars Chelsea Charms and Minka have had this procedure performed on them. What is your take? Do you like women with these proportions or do you find them un-natural?

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Post: #3

(08-18-2018 06:34 PM)numanist Wrote:  Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if they used some fake silicone breasts forms

Nah, they're all-natural bro

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Post: #5

Stop watching porn, OP. You're getting into some weird shit.

Post: #6

The women are abominations OP. Yeesh.

Post: #7

(08-18-2018 06:34 PM)numanist Wrote:  Farang Ding Dong is slang for Foreign Ding Dong.

So Ding Dong translated from Thai to English is still ding dong?

Tell the truth. Did you have to Google that translation?

If you did, you need to immediately ban yourself from this forum for a few days.

I thought I'd given you a rep point, and was beginning to go through the removal process, but I found out I hadn't. You're behavior forthwith will determine whether you receive one or not.

Aloha!

Post: #8

I’ve seen that shit before. It’s a combination of balloons and photoshop. Some dudes are just into reeeeeeeeallllllly big tits.

Post: #9

(08-18-2018 06:34 PM)numanist Wrote:  Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if they used some fake silicone breasts forms, but there is many people who have claimed online that they use polypropylene (silly-string) implants which are illegal in the US. From what I've heard, two other adult film stars Chelsea Charms and Minka have had this procedure performed on them. What is your take? Do you like women with these proportions or do you find them un-natural?

Nah bro, totally natural looking to me.

Post: #10

That's just the typical high school graduate in the states. Does it look weird to you?

Post: #11

Here is the incredibly true story of what happened with the Ding Dong Woman.

Little Debbie was busy last Friday night. I'd called on Tuesday to ask her to dessert, but she told she had gone highfalutin and wanted something fancier than I could offer. This was not good. Deb was the sweetest girl I ever knew. Some called her a sugar baby, but she was more than that to me. I could not understand why her mood had suddenly turned chilly and frosting. But her schedule was full, so what could I do?



Crushed and disillusioned, I took to the Ding Dong Woman. She was not my first choice. She kept talking about how many times she was "filled with cream," which was just tawdry. But desperate times call for desperate mouthfuls, as they say.



As it turned out, the Ding Dong Woman was not a good Hostess. Only goes to show you can't have your cake and eat it too. But it could have been worse. I could have wound up with a complete Ho.



Signed sincerely,
Twinkie The Kid

Post: #12

I, for one, would like to see the Farang Ding Dong woman make one of those "10 Hours of Walking in NYC" catcall videos. She would cause more chaos than Cloverfield.

Post: #13

(08-18-2018 06:34 PM)numanist Wrote:  Disclaimer - I believe looking at a lot of adult content is damaging for both men and women because I see a lot of people addicted to it and also because I've seen a lot of people become socially stifled and depressed after watching too much of it. With that being said, I've always wondered if the fabled Farang Ding Dong women are real. For those of you who don't know, Farang Ding Dong is slang for Foreign Ding Dong. In the case of these women though, it means women with tiny frames and extraordinarily large breasts. For the sake of the thread I will only post non-nude photos.
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Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if they used some fake silicone breasts forms, ....

Post: #14

Farang Ding Dong or Farang Need Dong because at least one of those seem a little too masculine to me... and for having been in thailande I can say that some those tranformists are quite good

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(08-18-2018 09:32 PM)Kona Wrote:  

(08-18-2018 06:34 PM)numanist Wrote:  Farang Ding Dong is slang for Foreign Ding Dong.

So Ding Dong translated from Thai to English is still ding dong?

Tell the truth. Did you have to Google that translation?

If you did, you need to immediately ban yourself from this forum for a few days.

I thought I'd given you a rep point, and was beginning to go through the removal process, but I found out I hadn't. You're behavior forthwith will determine whether you receive one or not.

Aloha!

Similar to

"El nino is Spanish for...the nino"

Post: #16

I've also heard the word Farang means European. As a White American, it ticks me off that European men are going off to the Phillipines to have sex with foreign women that have absolutely nothing in common with them. I'm white, but I believe Filipino women should be for Filipino men. The breasts that these women have are un-natural, and I'm sure a lot of these women get looks of disgust from some of their Filipino men who see them as traitors for taking money from foreign men in exchange for sex. I had those same looks of disgust when I went to the red light district of Amsterdam, only to see the local women sell themselves out of windows. My opinion on prostitution is it shouldn't be coerced, and it also shouldn't be out in public. Also, the women should be punished as much as the men! In Nordic countries it's the opposite. The women get off lightly and the men usually get prison time. When you have laws like this it creates feelings of inadequacy in many men.

I myself try to tell women to get out of the porn industry. I've messaged people like Chelsea Charms and I've also messaged women like Mia Khalifa.

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(08-19-2018 09:26 PM)numanist Wrote:  I've also heard the word Farang means European. As a White American, it ticks me off that European men are going off to the Phillipines to have sex with foreign women that have absolutely nothing in common with them. I'm white, but I believe Filipino women should be for Filipino men. The breasts that these women have are un-natural, and I'm sure a lot of these women get looks of disgust from some of their Filipino men who see them as traitors for taking money from foreign men in exchange for sex. I had those same looks of disgust when I went to the red light district of Amsterdam, only to see the local women sell themselves out of windows. My opinion on prostitution is it shouldn't be coerced, and it also shouldn't be out in public. Also, the women should be punished as much as the men! In Nordic countries it's the opposite. The women get off lightly and the men usually get prison time. When you have laws like this it creates feelings of inadequacy in many men.

I myself try to tell women to get out of the porn industry. I've messaged people like Chelsea Charms and I've also messaged women like Mia Khalifa.

Are you on meds?

Post: #18

(08-19-2018 09:26 PM)numanist Wrote:  I myself try to tell women to get out of the porn industry. I've messaged people like Chelsea Charms and I've also messaged women like Mia Khalifa.

Get off the internet and get to horse therapy immediately.

Aloha!

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What is the suicide rate (including fatal drug OD "accidents") among these type of women?

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(08-20-2018 12:11 AM)Mage Wrote:  What is the suicide rate (including fatal drug OD "accidents") among these type of women?

I'm sure the Thailand CDC is currently studying the suicide rates amongst Ding Dong Farangs.

Aloha!

Post: #21

(08-19-2018 09:26 PM)numanist Wrote:  I've also heard the word Farang means European. As a White American, it ticks me off that European men are going off to the Phillipines to have sex with foreign women that have absolutely nothing in common with them. I'm white, but I believe Filipino women should be for Filipino men. The breasts that these women have are un-natural, and I'm sure a lot of these women get looks of disgust from some of their Filipino men who see them as traitors for taking money from foreign men in exchange for sex. I had those same looks of disgust when I went to the red light district of Amsterdam, only to see the local women sell themselves out of windows. My opinion on prostitution is it shouldn't be coerced, and it also shouldn't be out in public. Also, the women should be punished as much as the men! In Nordic countries it's the opposite. The women get off lightly and the men usually get prison time. When you have laws like this it creates feelings of inadequacy in many men.

I myself try to tell women to get out of the porn industry. I've messaged people like Chelsea Charms and I've also messaged women like Mia Khalifa.

How have you not been banned yet?

Post: #22

(08-20-2018 12:33 AM)Kona Wrote:  

(08-20-2018 12:11 AM)Mage Wrote:  What is the suicide rate (including fatal drug OD "accidents") among these type of women?

I'm sure the Thailand CDC is currently studying the suicide rates amongst Ding Dong Farangs.

Aloha!

I'm sure you are not familiar with what a "rhetorical question" means.

Post: #23

(08-20-2018 12:40 AM)Mage Wrote:  

(08-20-2018 12:33 AM)Kona Wrote:  

(08-20-2018 12:11 AM)Mage Wrote:  What is the suicide rate (including fatal drug OD "accidents") among these type of women?

I'm sure the Thailand CDC is currently studying the suicide rates amongst Ding Dong Farangs.

Aloha!

I'm sure you are not familiar with what a "rhetorical question" means.

Horse therapy

Aloha!

Post: #24

(08-19-2018 09:26 PM)numanist Wrote:  I myself try to tell women to get out of the porn industry. I've messaged people like Chelsea Charms and I've also messaged women like Mia Khalifa.

Messaging porn stars to tell them to stop porn... That's some of the greatest delusion I've ever read here

Post: #25

Don't really care if the breasts are real or not, God, I want to met those girls
FYI According to their website, the Farang Ding Dongers come from a tribe in Thailand that use certain herbs to enlarge young girls breasts as a rite of initiation.

Don't know what those herbs are, but I want them so I can give to my GF )