Post: #1

Okay so I'll begin.

I'm in the harem of a girl, and things had been going pretty good so far. But last time she had a pretty rough day with work, she was stressed and all. When she arrived in my apartment, I was busy trying some clothes combinations for tomorrow. I didn't really pay attention to her problems which maybe made her more upset. Anyway here she comes, she begins patronizing me for being so lazy at home, tells me to prepare her some tea. After I serve her tea she wants a massage so I massaged her. Then when I touch her legs she begins to open them a bit more and said that I must get on my knees and lick her pussy. She groaned and pushed my head against her pussy as I moaned obediently. She really needed to release the tension and have me lick it well and properly.

But then, she says that I didn't pay her enough attention today and she'll teach me a lesson. She goes to the bathroom, and when she comes back, here she is : She has a strap-on and obviously she wants to use it on me. So that's it, the moment I had always been waiting for in my player's life realizes itself. I finally am totally owned by this woman. We go to the bed, and she mounts me missionary and slowly begins to insert herself into me (and after she put some lube). I put my legs around her and looked at her in the eyes to show how much I am hers. I caressed her back and moaned as she went in and out regularly, making me panting more and more. She really looked like she was enjoying the power change. I was impressed by this beautiful, powerful woman who does as she pleases. Here it went, she continued to make me lower and herself higher, even slapping me more and more : "You're my little slut" she said.

It was an eye-opening day for me and I'll never go back to being an arrogant prick.

Post: #2

0/8 troll.

Post: #3

Can we get OP shitload of rep points for manning up?

Post: #4

A real man would take it with no lube.

OP is a pussy.

Post: #5

What's the point in trolling a self improvement forum?

Post: #6

(06-16-2018 01:12 AM)Suits Wrote:  A real man would take it with no lube.

OP is a pussy.

That's simply a beginner mistake Suits. Do that a few times and you'll be bleeding. You'll look a lot less manly after a week of pegging without lube.

Post: #7

(06-16-2018 01:22 AM)Professor Dumbledore Wrote:  

(06-16-2018 01:12 AM)Suits Wrote:  A real man would take it with no lube.

OP is a pussy.

That's simply a beginner mistake Suits. Do that a few times and you'll be bleeding. You'll look a lot less manly after a week of pegging without lube.

I'm not too shy to say that I want the experience to stay with me for at least a week.

OP, what's your preferred strap-on diameter?

Mine is 1.5".

Post: #8

(06-16-2018 01:23 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(06-16-2018 01:22 AM)Professor Dumbledore Wrote:  

(06-16-2018 01:12 AM)Suits Wrote:  A real man would take it with no lube.

OP is a pussy.

That's simply a beginner mistake Suits. Do that a few times and you'll be bleeding. You'll look a lot less manly after a week of pegging without lube.

I'm not too shy to say that I want the experience to stay with me for at least a week.

OP, what's your preferred strap-on diameter?

Mine is 1.5".

Suits, you made a typo. I know you are Canadian and it's an honest mistake. The correct way to say one and a half feet in diameter is 1.5'.

Post: #9

(06-16-2018 01:36 AM)wi30 Wrote:  

(06-16-2018 01:23 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(06-16-2018 01:22 AM)Professor Dumbledore Wrote:  

(06-16-2018 01:12 AM)Suits Wrote:  A real man would take it with no lube.

OP is a pussy.

That's simply a beginner mistake Suits. Do that a few times and you'll be bleeding. You'll look a lot less manly after a week of pegging without lube.

I'm not too shy to say that I want the experience to stay with me for at least a week.

OP, what's your preferred strap-on diameter?

Mine is 1.5".

Suits, you made a typo. I know you are Canadian and it's an honest mistake. The correct way to say one and a half feet in diameter is 1.5'.

It's not a typo. I can understand that you're confused, because I did mention 1.5' in many of our previous discussions on the topic. However, 1.5" is currently my preferred strap-on diameter, whereas, 1.5' is my long-term goal that I hope to achieve some day.

Post: #10

(06-16-2018 01:40 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(06-16-2018 01:36 AM)wi30 Wrote:  

(06-16-2018 01:23 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(06-16-2018 01:22 AM)Professor Dumbledore Wrote:  

(06-16-2018 01:12 AM)Suits Wrote:  A real man would take it with no lube.

OP is a pussy.

That's simply a beginner mistake Suits. Do that a few times and you'll be bleeding. You'll look a lot less manly after a week of pegging without lube.

I'm not too shy to say that I want the experience to stay with me for at least a week.

OP, what's your preferred strap-on diameter?

Mine is 1.5".

Suits, you made a typo. I know you are Canadian and it's an honest mistake. The correct way to say one and a half feet in diameter is 1.5'.

It's not a typo. I can understand that you're confused, because I did mention 1.5' in many of our previous discussions on the topic. However, 1.5" is currently my preferred strap-on diameter, whereas, 1.5' is my long-term goal that I hope to achieve some day.

Practice makes perfect.

Post: #11

(06-16-2018 01:41 AM)wi30 Wrote:  

(06-16-2018 01:40 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(06-16-2018 01:36 AM)wi30 Wrote:  

(06-16-2018 01:23 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(06-16-2018 01:22 AM)Professor Dumbledore Wrote:  That's simply a beginner mistake Suits. Do that a few times and you'll be bleeding. You'll look a lot less manly after a week of pegging without lube.

I'm not too shy to say that I want the experience to stay with me for at least a week.

OP, what's your preferred strap-on diameter?

Mine is 1.5".

Suits, you made a typo. I know you are Canadian and it's an honest mistake. The correct way to say one and a half feet in diameter is 1.5'.

It's not a typo. I can understand that you're confused, because I did mention 1.5' in many of our previous discussions on the topic. However, 1.5" is currently my preferred strap-on diameter, whereas, 1.5' is my long-term goal that I hope to achieve some day.

Practice makes perfect.

I just wish my girlfriend would let me go reverse-cowgirl while I'm riding her stiff rod.

Post: #12

(06-16-2018 01:23 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(06-16-2018 01:22 AM)Professor Dumbledore Wrote:  

(06-16-2018 01:12 AM)Suits Wrote:  A real man would take it with no lube.

OP is a pussy.

That's simply a beginner mistake Suits. Do that a few times and you'll be bleeding. You'll look a lot less manly after a week of pegging without lube.

I'm not too shy to say that I want the experience to stay with me for at least a week.

OP, what's your preferred strap-on diameter?

Mine is 1.5".

Ok I get it but it's just silly. If you want the experience to last longer, find more girls willing to peg you and up your game.

I have about the same diameter, but it's short length. Because at the sex-shop, they only hard black pegging dildos that were long. But I don't like black color.

Post: #13

(06-16-2018 01:52 AM)Professor Dumbledore Wrote:  

(06-16-2018 01:23 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(06-16-2018 01:22 AM)Professor Dumbledore Wrote:  

(06-16-2018 01:12 AM)Suits Wrote:  A real man would take it with no lube.

OP is a pussy.

That's simply a beginner mistake Suits. Do that a few times and you'll be bleeding. You'll look a lot less manly after a week of pegging without lube.

I'm not too shy to say that I want the experience to stay with me for at least a week.

OP, what's your preferred strap-on diameter?

Mine is 1.5".

Ok I get it but it's just silly. If you want the experience to last longer, find more girls willing to peg you and up your game.

I have about the same diameter, but it's short length. Because at the sex-shop, they only hard black pegging dildos that were long. But I don't like black color.

I like my dildos how I like my coffee.

Post: #14

(06-16-2018 01:52 AM)Professor Dumbledore Wrote:  

(06-16-2018 01:23 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(06-16-2018 01:22 AM)Professor Dumbledore Wrote:  

(06-16-2018 01:12 AM)Suits Wrote:  A real man would take it with no lube.

OP is a pussy.

That's simply a beginner mistake Suits. Do that a few times and you'll be bleeding. You'll look a lot less manly after a week of pegging without lube.

I'm not too shy to say that I want the experience to stay with me for at least a week.

OP, what's your preferred strap-on diameter?

Mine is 1.5".

Ok I get it but it's just silly. If you want the experience to last longer, find more girls willing to peg you and up your game.

I have about the same diameter, but it's short length. Because at the sex-shop, they only hard black pegging dildos that were long. But I don't like black color.

Racist.

Post: #15

^ Op needs banning for his racism. Rest of the thread is legit though!

Post: #16

Fun fact, Dumbledore was gay in real life.

Post: #17

(06-16-2018 01:53 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(06-16-2018 01:52 AM)Professor Dumbledore Wrote:  

(06-16-2018 01:23 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(06-16-2018 01:22 AM)Professor Dumbledore Wrote:  

(06-16-2018 01:12 AM)Suits Wrote:  A real man would take it with no lube.

OP is a pussy.

That's simply a beginner mistake Suits. Do that a few times and you'll be bleeding. You'll look a lot less manly after a week of pegging without lube.

I'm not too shy to say that I want the experience to stay with me for at least a week.

OP, what's your preferred strap-on diameter?

Mine is 1.5".

Ok I get it but it's just silly. If you want the experience to last longer, find more girls willing to peg you and up your game.

I have about the same diameter, but it's short length. Because at the sex-shop, they only hard black pegging dildos that were long. But I don't like black color.

I like my dildos how I like my coffee.

You're a "have here" rather than a "take away" guy too?

Finally, a fellow traveler who understands what it's like to suffer under ridiculous public indecency laws.

Post: #18

Snape kills Dumbledore

Post: #19

(06-16-2018 01:20 AM)ShuaiGe Wrote:  What's the point in trolling a self improvement forum?

Are you sure that's what it still is?

Post: #20

(06-16-2018 01:53 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(06-16-2018 01:52 AM)Professor Dumbledore Wrote:  

(06-16-2018 01:23 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(06-16-2018 01:22 AM)Professor Dumbledore Wrote:  

(06-16-2018 01:12 AM)Suits Wrote:  A real man would take it with no lube.

OP is a pussy.

That's simply a beginner mistake Suits. Do that a few times and you'll be bleeding. You'll look a lot less manly after a week of pegging without lube.

I'm not too shy to say that I want the experience to stay with me for at least a week.

OP, what's your preferred strap-on diameter?

Mine is 1.5".

Ok I get it but it's just silly. If you want the experience to last longer, find more girls willing to peg you and up your game.

I have about the same diameter, but it's short length. Because at the sex-shop, they only hard black pegging dildos that were long. But I don't like black color.

I like my dildos how I like my coffee.

Full of cream? Hot and black? French Pressed? Hand Grinded? Fresh? Smooth? Fair trade?

Damn. Which one is it suits?

Post: #21

(06-16-2018 10:19 AM)realologist Wrote:  

(06-16-2018 01:53 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(06-16-2018 01:52 AM)Professor Dumbledore Wrote:  

(06-16-2018 01:23 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(06-16-2018 01:22 AM)Professor Dumbledore Wrote:  That's simply a beginner mistake Suits. Do that a few times and you'll be bleeding. You'll look a lot less manly after a week of pegging without lube.

I'm not too shy to say that I want the experience to stay with me for at least a week.

OP, what's your preferred strap-on diameter?

Mine is 1.5".

Ok I get it but it's just silly. If you want the experience to last longer, find more girls willing to peg you and up your game.

I have about the same diameter, but it's short length. Because at the sex-shop, they only hard black pegging dildos that were long. But I don't like black color.

I like my dildos how I like my coffee.

Full of cream? Hot and black? French Pressed? Hand Grinded? Fresh? Smooth? Fair trade?

Damn. Which one is it suits?

Is "served without lube" a coffee choice?

Post: #22

(06-16-2018 10:19 AM)realologist Wrote:  Full of cream? Hot and black? French Pressed? Hand Grinded? Fresh? Smooth? Fair trade?

Damn. Which one is it suits?

Tied up in an 80-lb sack and shipped from Colombia.

Post: #23

(06-16-2018 01:08 AM)sterling_archer Wrote:  Can we get OP shitload of rep points for manning up?

OP manning up to make tea

Post: #24

We’ve discovered a new type of troll- the “pegging troll”.

Post: #25

(06-16-2018 11:27 AM)RexImperator Wrote:  We’ve discovered a new type of troll- the “pegging troll”.

Guess we just have to ride them out.