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(06-06-2018 06:19 AM)Going strong Wrote:  To sum it up, if I may, I'd say that, to believe someone like Nola, you need to have had, yourself, a life like 40% or 50% as colorful as his. Then you'd know that Nola's life is a possibility.

In any case, I personally met a handful of men in my life who had a life-experience almost as stunning as Nola's, so I tend to believe him. Dudes like that exist out there. For example, right-wing French ex-volunteers to the Yugoslav wars, men who went to fight at 20 for Serbia or (more often) Croatia, then logically went on making a career in "private security" worldwide, and speak five languages: they exist and if you listen to their life stories, they are at Nola's levels (except friggin MIT).

Also, I can't believe we're ten pages into the Legion Etrangere thread and nobody mentioned the most glorious (with Kolwezi) page of its History: Camerone. 65 Legionnaires against 3000 Mexican soldiers...

[Image: les_fetes_camerone.jpg]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Camar%C3%B3n

At the end of the day, at Camerone, the five remaining French Legionnaires actually charged, with no bullets but just their bayonnettes, three thousands Mexican soldiers. In honor of their unheard-of bravery, the Mexican general Milan authorized them to surrender with their weapons and full dignity.

After spending the last half hour reading this whole thread, I am happy at least someone mentioned Camerone
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Dude got a $200k education at a top School and did nothing with the degree.

Dude had a Captain's license to operate a 200+ foot yacht but worked as a deckhand making 1/3 the money.

Dude is a certified commercial saturation diver but just does it briefly part time.

Left the US Navy to join the French Foreign Legion.

If OP is not full of shit then he's made a lot of retarded life choices squandering a bunch of amazing opportunities that 99% of people spend their life pursuing just one of.
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(06-06-2018 10:10 AM)Dragan Wrote:  
(06-06-2018 10:04 AM)Fortis Wrote:  I think Comte had a point when he called out Dragan's lack of life experience a few pages back. I have a cousin who works for NASA who would just love to meet dragan and discuss business.

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Lack of life experience, what do you mean?

I'm pretty young but: I have a degree, have worked at NGOs/ Government organizations, have been a political consultant, have taught kids, have worked in marketing, graphic design, accounting, restaurant industry, among others. I've lived in Serbia long term... Lack of experience, yeah...

Is it I'm a virgin? Is that what you mean? I'm going to say this nicely: stop beating around the fucking bush and say something of substance.

You sure don't sound like you've done any of those things. Anyone with some life experience would not have sperged out to the degree you did and have a modicum of social experience in their interaction.


So lets put the spotlight on you buddy! I think you're full of shit on all those counts.


Smile

Maybe in small offhand context it's accurate(you were secretary for a political consultant possibly or wait staff or the guy who got the coffee for the big boys), but your posts have the complete and utter smell of someone who has hardly lived.

You've only continued to prove that point as the thread progressed.


Edit: And even as your own threads progresss. You can't effectively deal with women(whom make up 50% of the world population. And you've intentionally chosen to make company with what members have referred to as a psycho in your own thread.

As I said earlier check out this guy's threads. His blatant inexperience with reality is only too telling.

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^ I'm not calling Dragan a liar but with all those jobs and life experiences it seems almost impossible to not have sex. He worked in the restaurant industry that is known for sluts and fucking coworkers but hasn't banged one out?

Dragan, you may believe Nola and I also believe he has done SOME of the things he claims to have done but it seems like a lot of exaggerating. You also claim to be "making progress" with women, what the fuck is that supposed to mean? You want to lose your virginity, what is progress? A blowjob, a hug, making out? Many members have given you advice on this subject.....
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(06-06-2018 11:12 AM)General Stalin Wrote:  Dude got a $200k education at a top School and did nothing with the degree.

Dude had a Captain's license to operate a 200+ foot yacht but worked as a deckhand making 1/3 the money.

Dude is a certified commercial saturation diver but just does it briefly part time.

Left the US Navy to join the French Foreign Legion.

If OP is not full of shit then he's made a lot of retarded life choices squandering a bunch of amazing opportunities that 99% of people spend their life pursuing just one of.

But you must know some A380 pilots that prefer to work as flight attendants right?
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Pretty impressive. A family friend of mine served in the legion during the Algerian war. The guy was tough as nails. Not sure which unit he fought in as he passed away before I had a chance to ask him. Being situated on Corsica were you allowed to spend time in Calvi in your down time / weekend?
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(06-06-2018 01:43 PM)Zimbuc Wrote:  Pretty impressive. A family friend of mine served in the legion during the Algerian war. The guy was tough as nails. Not sure which unit he fought in as he passed away before I had a chance to ask him. Being situated on Corsica were you allowed to spend time in Calvi in your down time / weekend?

Didn't read the thread, did ya?
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Did this paper include your DL number, passport information, DOB, and social security number...? If so you might want to get your credit checked. Personal I would like to accuse of being a troll who is one and the same as NOLA given your unreped but perhaps someone else here will vouch for you.

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As for Dragan, I think virgins should be limited to the newbie forum.

I personally don't take a guy who is a virgin seriously.

Get a life man, you have other things to worry about than this thread. Take a trip to Bangkok and fuck some sluts, then we can talk further.
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(06-06-2018 05:37 PM)Ice Wrote:  As for Dragan, I think virgins should be limited to the newbie forum.

I personally don't take a guy who is a virgin seriously.

Get a life man, you have other things to worry about than this thread. Take a trip to Bangkok and fuck some sluts, then we can talk further.

I don't think being a virgin at his age is especially bad. He's older than I am but that doesn't mean he has zero insight or opinion to offer. He's lived long enough to form opinions and has done some cool things, we all have. Everyone on this forum can give advice based on their life experiences, regardless of how small that list is. Doesn't mean they are necessarily wrong or incorrect. I can respect him standing up for someone he considers a friend, being a virgin doesn't really have anything to do with his character.
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(06-06-2018 06:19 AM)Going strong Wrote:  Also, I can't believe we're ten pages into the Legion Etrangere thread and nobody mentioned the most glorious (with Kolwezi) page of its History: Camerone. 65 Legionnaires against 3000 Mexican soldiers...

[Image: les_fetes_camerone.jpg]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Camar%C3%B3n

I can't believe we've also come this far without mentioning Legionairres Disease:

[Image: 300px-Legionella_pneumophila_01.jpg]

Bad stuff right there.

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(06-06-2018 11:43 AM)Comte De St. Germain Wrote:  
(06-06-2018 10:10 AM)Dragan Wrote:  
(06-06-2018 10:04 AM)Fortis Wrote:  I think Comte had a point when he called out Dragan's lack of life experience a few pages back. I have a cousin who works for NASA who would just love to meet dragan and discuss business.

Jordan

Lack of life experience, what do you mean?

I'm pretty young but: I have a degree, have worked at NGOs/ Government organizations, have been a political consultant, have taught kids, have worked in marketing, graphic design, accounting, restaurant industry, among others. I've lived in Serbia long term... Lack of experience, yeah...

Is it I'm a virgin? Is that what you mean? I'm going to say this nicely: stop beating around the fucking bush and say something of substance.

You sure don't sound like you've done any of those things. Anyone with some life experience would not have sperged out to the degree you did and have a modicum of social experience in their interaction.


So lets put the spotlight on you buddy! I think you're full of shit on all those counts.


Smile

Maybe in small offhand context it's accurate(you were secretary for a political consultant possibly or wait staff or the guy who got the coffee for the big boys), but your posts have the complete and utter smell of someone who has hardly lived.

You've only continued to prove that point as the thread progressed.


Edit: And even as your own threads progresss. You can't effectively deal with women(whom make up 50% of the world population. And you've intentionally chosen to make company with what members have referred to as a psycho in your own thread.

As I said earlier check out this guy's threads. His blatant inexperience with reality is only too telling.

Yeah, I’m just posting in my basement, Project Belgrade was a scam to deter gamers from coming to Belgrade—I’m employed by an agency that seeks to sow disinformation about the Balkans that way they don’t get further ruined by foreign interventions. I created fake accounts and then they all posted that I met them in Belgrade. Brilliant plan.

But seriously.

Everyone was a beginner with game unless you were a natural. Honestly, I think a lot of people on this forum sought out game advise because they were not naturals.

This is hilarious, my story is not plausible. Next thing I know you’re gonna go after someone that has worked at Starbucks because it’s a hard job to get even with a college degree… I mention my career trajectory just to show that it’s possible for people to accomplish stuff at a young age. Ironically the one thing I haven’t accomplished is girls.

Repeat: “Dragan is a game beginner. Dragan is a game beginner.”

Then, repeat: “Dragan lives in Belgrade where there is a patriarchal culture that is valued by forum members, where women’s sexuality is constrained, and SNLs are not really socially acceptable in an overt sense.”

Then: “Dragan had very nearly two SNLs in the same week, but he didn’t escalate hard enough, and thought SNLs were impossible in Serbia.”




I’ll leave you with this thought: my game has grown leaps and bounds the past week, and you can see the progress yourself. I’ve had at this point, like 4 or 5 instadates. I’m pipelining numbers. If I don’t repeat my mistakes, it’s only gonna be a week, maybe two (worst case scenario), before I have a perfect set and lose my virginity. Don’t hold me to that, but I get the feeling virginity loss is imminent in a timely manner.
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(06-06-2018 05:37 PM)Ice Wrote:  As for Dragan, I think virgins should be limited to the newbie forum.

I personally don't take a guy who is a virgin seriously.

Get a life man, you have other things to worry about than this thread. Take a trip to Bangkok and fuck some sluts, then we can talk further.

There should be a check box when registering that says "virgin, yes". Virgins should not be a allowed to post on the forum period if they hit yes.

Whatever man, Project Belgrade has already changed several people's lives that I've talked to that I've met here, so the negativity is appreciated.

You probably have other things to worry about too. Fuck Bangkok.

Maybe there should be a containment section on the forum for low-repped high post members?
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(06-06-2018 10:34 PM)Dragan Wrote:  
(06-06-2018 05:37 PM)Ice Wrote:  As for Dragan, I think virgins should be limited to the newbie forum.

I personally don't take a guy who is a virgin seriously.

Get a life man, you have other things to worry about than this thread. Take a trip to Bangkok and fuck some sluts, then we can talk further.

There should be a check box when registering that says "virgin, yes". Virgins should not be a allowed to post on the forum period if they hit yes.

Whatever man, Project Belgrade has already changed several people's lives that I've talked to that I've met here, so the negativity is appreciated.

You probably have other things to worry about too. Fuck Bangkok.

Maybe there should be a containment section on the forum for low-repped high post members?

So you are a virgin? You've never had sexual intercourse with a male or female?

Aloha!
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(06-06-2018 10:57 PM)Kona Wrote:  
(06-06-2018 10:34 PM)Dragan Wrote:  
(06-06-2018 05:37 PM)Ice Wrote:  As for Dragan, I think virgins should be limited to the newbie forum.

I personally don't take a guy who is a virgin seriously.

Get a life man, you have other things to worry about than this thread. Take a trip to Bangkok and fuck some sluts, then we can talk further.

There should be a check box when registering that says "virgin, yes". Virgins should not be a allowed to post on the forum period if they hit yes.

Whatever man, Project Belgrade has already changed several people's lives that I've talked to that I've met here, so the negativity is appreciated.

You probably have other things to worry about too. Fuck Bangkok.

Maybe there should be a containment section on the forum for low-repped high post members?

So you are a virgin? You've never had sexual intercourse with a male or female?

Aloha!

Very possible I may be a virgin. Can you define virgin? Not sure if I have the definition right!
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Your pee pee has gone in a vagina or an asshole, or a pee pee has gone in your asshole.

If you can tick any of those boxes then you are not a virgin.
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(06-06-2018 11:35 PM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:  Your pee pee has gone in a vagina or an asshole, or a pee pee has gone in your asshole.

If you can tick any of those boxes then you are not a virgin.

Great!
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(06-06-2018 10:29 PM)Dragan Wrote:  I’ll leave you with this thought: my game has grown leaps and bounds the past week, and you can see the progress yourself. I’ve had at this point, like 4 or 5 instadates. I’m pipelining numbers. If I don’t repeat my mistakes, it’s only gonna be a week, maybe two (worst case scenario), before I have a perfect set and lose my virginity. Don’t hold me to that, but I get the feeling virginity loss is imminent in a timely manner.

You'll get there Dragan. Keep up the good work. You're lucky you have access to resources like this forum.

We didn't have this stuff when I was growing up. We just figured it out on our own.

It wasn't until I found this forum that I realized a blow job had nothing to do with a woman blowing air on your knob. No wonder all those chicks looked at me crazy.
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(06-06-2018 11:58 PM)worldwidetraveler Wrote:  
(06-06-2018 10:29 PM)Dragan Wrote:  I’ll leave you with this thought: my game has grown leaps and bounds the past week, and you can see the progress yourself. I’ve had at this point, like 4 or 5 instadates. I’m pipelining numbers. If I don’t repeat my mistakes, it’s only gonna be a week, maybe two (worst case scenario), before I have a perfect set and lose my virginity. Don’t hold me to that, but I get the feeling virginity loss is imminent in a timely manner.

You'll get there Dragan. Keep up the good work. You're lucky you have access to resources like this forum.

We didn't have this stuff when I was growing up. We just figured it out on our own.

It wasn't until I found this forum that I realized a blow job had nothing to do with a woman blowing air on your knob. No wonder all those chicks looked at me crazy.

Thank you man, it is a tremendous resource, this forum.

I'm getting culturally calibrated right now with girls, massive improvement already, and when this is all said and done, I'll be able to put out a solid datasheet on gaming Serbian girls. I really believe it.
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I have two questions:
1) How long is the minimum amount of time to stay onboard? Can you join for a few months and leave?
2) Does this count as a "gap year" in your resume?

Yea I know, 3 questions hahah
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First contract must be 5 years. They keep your passport until you’re done. Then you can (optionally) do additional contracts from 6 months to 3 years.
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ok thanks for the info
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How much of a problem is it if you have bad vision but wear contacts? Is it an automatic disqualification from the FFL? Physically speaking I am otherwise in great shape. Able to knock out 20 pull ups, 1.5 miles in 12 minutes etc.
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Very poor vision is a problem but glasses/contact are acceptable (what it says on the site legion-recrute.com in French)

https://www.legion-recrute.com/mdl/info_seul.php?id=8
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