Post: #1

https://heavy.com/news/2018/05/jacquelin...es-images/

Man takes this out on a single date, starts getting 500 messages a day. In her modeling photos? Acceptably bangable. In her candid photos? Hobo clown.

Quote:In one Instagram post, she wrote, “Who wants to know the location of Atlantis!?! The coordinates of Atlantis are 33,33. Atlantis is INSIDE THE EARTH. it is the SOUL of the earth. The earth is ALIVE IT HAS A SOUL, THIS IS WHERE ALL CREATION IS BORN! The Dead Sea is actually the battery to Atlantis. And Atlantis is the battery to the earth. The earths water is supposed to be the battery of the universe. Every planet is supposed to be alive!!! But because we are under a death frequency, everythingg is DYING… the universe is ALIVE TOO.”

Quote:According to the police report, the text messages were vile and disturbing. “U do whatever u have to do to get here…but don’t ever try to leave me…I’ll kill you… I don’t wanna be a murderer!!!” read one message the man received, according to the report. Other messages allegedly said, “I hope you die,” and “Rotten filthy Jew…. Lololol I’m like the new Hitler… man was a genius.” “I’d wear ur fascia n the top of ur skull n ur hands n feet” and “oh what would I do w ur blood…Id wanna bathe in it,” police claim other texts stated.

Quote:On May 7, 2018, the man contacted the detective and stated that the defendant had shown up at his work on May 4, 2018 looking for him and stating she was his wife. Scottsdale police responded.

Quote:In a jailhouse interview with AZFamily, Ades described the man as her soulmate, saying, “I felt like I met my soul mate and I thought we would just do what everybody else did and we would get married and everything would be fine.” Asked why she allegedly sent so many texts, she told the news site, “Because it made me find out all my information. Loving him selflessly brought this information. Because everybody just wants to take. But if you just give and you don’t stop giving you will all of a sudden receive a lot.”

She denied being crazy in the jailhouse interview, telling AZFamily, “I am the person that discovered love.”

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/jacqueline-...s-phoenix/

Quote:She was asked if she would now leave the victim alone.

"If he wants me to," she said. If [the victim] wants me to go to jail, I should go to jail."

She then said, "He's the meanest person I've ever met. " But in the next breath, she said, "He's my soulmate."

When asked why she decided to speak to reporters, Ades said, "I have to share the message of love. Everybody has to love each other."

Apparently, she was eventually arrested after entering his home and taking a bath in his tub, a fact which he only discovered by checking his surveillance system while on vacation. A butcher knife was found on her passenger seat.

Post: #2

DUPE! Dupitity Dupe!

Sorry 'bout the all caps, but I had drinks for lunch, and am feeling trollish!

This is covered in the Forum Lounge.

I will say, this is some major league catfishing. The good set of pictures for this chick pretty well look like a different person from the bad ones.

Also, it's clear that he gave her the D on the first date, and laid it down right, or she wouldn't have texted him back 65,000 (yes, that's 65,000) times!

Post: #3

I'm crushed to learn about the Lounge Thread post, and tempted to think the fat face has something to do with antipsychotics.

Still, of interest: they met on Luxy.

31-year-old lunatic witnesses her own wall impact and goes into full-blown desperate panic mode, gets on a website specifically for verified wealthy men, and goes completely insane when one rejects her and she realizes life ain't gonna work out for her. Explains her comments about how she thought she'd marry him just like other people do and "everything would be fine", hanging out outside his business and telling people she's his wife, and breaking in to take a fantasy bath in his luxurious Paradise Valley bathroom while he's on vacation. (For people not familiar, Paradise Valley is where some of the wealthiest live in the region, like Alice Cooper and Muhammad Ali.)

Here is her Facebook from her Miami days, when she tried to start a spa:

https://www.facebook.com/jacqueline.ades

Quote:SCRUB A DUB DUB!!!
No men in my tub...
But I take a bath everyday!!!
Bathing is a necessity widely overlooked.

That was 2015. Even Vince Gilligan couldn't dream up that kind of foreshadowing.

Post: #4

WNB

Post: #5

Her mugshot look better than her other pics. WNB though.

Post: #6

Guarantee She's been in a psych ward before - unfortunately due to HIPAA laws, theres no resource/searchable database that would prevent cases like this.

Also, judging by how dark her lips are, she's a pack a day chainsmoker, she even has a lighter on her car hood pic.

Found her old photographers MM profile:
https://www.modelmayhem.com/robertoojeda

Post: #7

(05-11-2018 06:26 PM)CincinnatiKid Wrote:  Also, judging by how dark her lips are, she's a pack a day chainsmoker, she even has a lighter on her car hood pic.

She lives in Arizona, that lighter is for her meth.

What kind of car is that? Considering the key, Is it those new c300's?

Aloha!

Post: #8

(05-11-2018 03:24 PM)RoastBeefCurtains4Me Wrote:  DUPE! Dupitity Dupe!

Sorry 'bout the all caps, but I had drinks for lunch, and am feeling trollish!

This is covered in the Forum Lounge.

I will say, this is some major league catfishing. The good set of pictures for this chick pretty well look like a different person from the bad ones.

Also, it's clear that he gave her the D on the first date, and laid it down right, or she wouldn't have texted him back 65,000 (yes, that's 65,000) times!

Foto from his closet

Post: #9

(05-11-2018 06:44 PM)Kona Wrote:  

(05-11-2018 06:26 PM)CincinnatiKid Wrote:  Also, judging by how dark her lips are, she's a pack a day chainsmoker, she even has a lighter on her car hood pic.

She lives in Arizona, that lighter is for her meth.

I don't know, man. You expect a bitch on meth to get thinner.

Then again, maybe the antipsychotics cancel that out.

Post: #10

(05-11-2018 08:40 PM)Jetset Wrote:  

(05-11-2018 06:44 PM)Kona Wrote:  

(05-11-2018 06:26 PM)CincinnatiKid Wrote:  Also, judging by how dark her lips are, she's a pack a day chainsmoker, she even has a lighter on her car hood pic.

She lives in Arizona, that lighter is for her meth.

I don't know, man. You expect a bitch on meth to get thinner.

Then again, maybe the antipsychotics cancel that out.

Thats why back in the day I always preferred cray cray bizzlenitches with eating disorders. Theyre more reliable than drug habits

Post: #11

Those tits...

This is what happens...



...when chicks train at 100 times the earth's gravity.

Post: #12

(05-11-2018 06:44 PM)Kona Wrote:  

(05-11-2018 06:26 PM)CincinnatiKid Wrote:  Also, judging by how dark her lips are, she's a pack a day chainsmoker, she even has a lighter on her car hood pic.

She lives in Arizona, that lighter is for her meth.

What kind of car is that? Considering the key, Is it those new c300's?

Aloha!

More than likely a GLA250 - ultimate THOT car.

Post: #13

(05-11-2018 12:44 PM)Jetset Wrote:  Apparently, she was eventually arrested after entering his home and taking a bath in his tub...

At least she's only coming close to boiling herself, rather than a poor bunny or other pet: