Post: #26

(04-26-2018 07:22 AM)Mage Wrote:  

(04-26-2018 06:52 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(04-26-2018 06:43 AM)Fortis Wrote:  No one alpha 100% of the time, so this is just an autist troll question.

You're extremely confused. I'm alpha 100% of the time, which is why you've always been so intimidated by me.

You are not alpha 100% of the time because you f*llow.

Me on the other hand - I am so alpha that I never even use that word. It's not in my vocabulary. I can't type or pronounce it. That's true alpha.

I'm going to render your alpha useless by going full beta.

Can I buy you dinner next week? It'll be a nine course tasting menu, which will include a deconstructed Pilly Cheese Steak and of course come with drinks, all of which I will pay for.

After dinner, I will drive you straight home. You'll be home by nine. I won't physically touch you the entire night. In fact, the thought of doing so won't even cross my mind.

You are one in a million. You are worth it. You deserve to be earned, not simply taken.

Post: #27

OP is a classic throwback.

Click here if you want to know what gmanifesto and soup (among others) have to say:

Was this Beta?

Post: #28

(04-26-2018 07:34 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(04-26-2018 07:22 AM)Mage Wrote:  

(04-26-2018 06:52 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(04-26-2018 06:43 AM)Fortis Wrote:  No one alpha 100% of the time, so this is just an autist troll question.

You're extremely confused. I'm alpha 100% of the time, which is why you've always been so intimidated by me.

You are not alpha 100% of the time because you f*llow.

Me on the other hand - I am so alpha that I never even use that word. It's not in my vocabulary. I can't type or pronounce it. That's true alpha.

I'm going to render your alpha useless by going full beta.

Can I buy you dinner next week? It'll be a nine course tasting menu, which will include a deconstructed Pilly Cheese Steak and of course come with drinks, all of which I will pay for.

After dinner, I will drive you straight home. You'll be home by nine. I won't physically touch you the entire night. In fact, the thought of doing so won't even cross my mind.

You are one in a million. You are worth it. You deserve to be earned, not simply taken.

If you want to pay for my dinner PM me and I will send you my bank account. I will send you back the photo of my dinner if you pay at least 100 USD.

I will pass on you driving me home because I don't trust that your intentions are pure. Besides I am so alpha that I always sit behind wheel. The wheel, the remote, they are always mine.

Post: #29

(04-26-2018 07:40 AM)Mage Wrote:  

(04-26-2018 07:34 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(04-26-2018 07:22 AM)Mage Wrote:  

(04-26-2018 06:52 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(04-26-2018 06:43 AM)Fortis Wrote:  No one alpha 100% of the time, so this is just an autist troll question.

You're extremely confused. I'm alpha 100% of the time, which is why you've always been so intimidated by me.

You are not alpha 100% of the time because you f*llow.

Me on the other hand - I am so alpha that I never even use that word. It's not in my vocabulary. I can't type or pronounce it. That's true alpha.

I'm going to render your alpha useless by going full beta.

Can I buy you dinner next week? It'll be a nine course tasting menu, which will include a deconstructed Pilly Cheese Steak and of course come with drinks, all of which I will pay for.

After dinner, I will drive you straight home. You'll be home by nine. I won't physically touch you the entire night. In fact, the thought of doing so won't even cross my mind.

You are one in a million. You are worth it. You deserve to be earned, not simply taken.

If you want to pay for my dinner PM me and I will send you my bank account. I will send you back the photo of my dinner if you pay at least 100 USD.

I will pass on you driving me home because I don't trust that your intentions are pure.

PM sent with my credit card number, name and 3 digit security code.

Buy yourself something special. Because you're you.

Post: #30

Sometimes I like to be an alpaca.

Post: #31

OP, is this thread going in the direction you were hoping for?

Post: #32

Suits I used your money to buy a Zebra!

   

I will go and meet other Zebra keepers in my area and mate her to a fine male specimen.

The first cub is yours.

   

This way we both get a cool Zebra as our ultimate alpha status indicator.

This is my act of pure alpha friendhip towards you!

   

Post: #33

I only want the offspring if it is a high end zebra.

Post: #34

(04-26-2018 10:05 AM)Suits Wrote:  I only want the offspring if it is a high end zebra.

It's the best. We make the best zebras here. Nobody makes better Zebras then us. It's true.

Post: #35

(04-26-2018 09:58 AM)Mage Wrote:  This is my act of pure alpha friendhip towards you!

All I saw:

Post: #36

(04-26-2018 06:48 AM)Repo Wrote:  Would love to hear how acting alpha at the workplace or at the gfs house could go wrong. . ..bet the answer will involve mistaking alpha behavior for autistic behavior

The workplace is a social hierarchy too. The place for alphas at the office is the executive suite. #MeToo is what happens when it goes wrong.

Post: #37

I love how this forum wastes nothing. Every turd made into a diamond.

Post: #38

(04-26-2018 05:55 PM)Matsufubu Wrote:  I love how this forum wastes nothing. Every turd made into a diamond.

A low end zebra is still a low end zebra, though.