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RE: Roast This: Match Stories - Courtney
I'm not an exact specimen, but neither of the dudes in those videos were impressive.


Anybody's got a shot. Bonus points if you make her take a photo with a Roosh shirt on. W00T! W00T!

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04-10-2018 04:40 PM
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RE: Roast This: Match Stories - Courtney
If Courtney did this in Hawaii shed be locked up:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BgmFKWtHHn3/...=flyquartz

And here she is only a few miles from my house:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BfzMf0BD5sb/...=flyquartz

I'm starting to like Courtney.

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04-10-2018 04:50 PM
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RE: Roast This: Match Stories - Courtney
Yep... Torturing a helpless endangered species... Invading protected wetlands...

She's wicked, yo. Watch your backs, Gents.

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04-10-2018 04:53 PM
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RE: Roast This: Match Stories - Courtney
What a life, imagine being Courtney.

Everything paid for, the world at your feet, loads of fresh cock 3-4 points above your SMV at a fingerclick.

Adoration, praise and admiration with each pic posted.

Just by having a vagina, serving a few drinks and being born a 6
04-10-2018 06:37 PM
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04-10-2018 08:10 PM
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BgbRynHH4wj/...=flyquartz

Imagine how many attempts this took.
04-10-2018 10:22 PM
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She is obviously followed around by a professional photographer at all times.

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04-11-2018 10:03 AM
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(04-10-2018 10:22 PM)Psygnosis89 Wrote:  https://www.instagram.com/p/BgbRynHH4wj/...=flyquartz

Imagine how many attempts this took.

She actually put #yolo on this photo. Was a 6 WB, now a 2/10 WNB.
04-11-2018 03:09 PM
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Is it normal to put this many tags on a photo? I'm not a big instagrammer.

#earthfocus #travel #bucketlist #wander #thegoldlist #travelinggold #adventure #instatravel #travelgram #vacation #tourism #traveling #travelblog #travelerblogger #blog #trip #yolo #vacation #beautifuldestinations #passport #getoutside #travelchannel #newstamp #doyoutravel #travelersnotebook #natgeotravel #rei1440project
#carryoncourt #Srilanka #yolo #Igotthebluetrain
04-11-2018 03:13 PM
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I have an account on a site where I promote things (no more detail on that for anonymity.)

I tag the shit out of everything, but I copy paste from a text document a few different lists because fuck typing all that.

It is quite unusual that she types all those tags since she doesn't benefit from more hits unless she is whoring or suckering simps out of cash.
04-11-2018 03:19 PM
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RE: Roast This: Match Stories - Courtney
Is there a way to imbed Instagram photos on this forum?

If not, maybe there should be?

We could call it "Courtney's Rule" or something similar. Like Megan's Law or Amber's Alert.

Aloha!
04-11-2018 03:22 PM
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I've never actually met a woman on Match who wanted to match for longer than about two hours. This is all just Carousel III, The Reckoning. Carousel I was her college dorm, Carousel II was a baggage carousel, and now here we are.

Hidey-ho, RVFerinos!
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04-11-2018 03:24 PM
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#yolo... Give me a fucking break.

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04-11-2018 03:40 PM
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Holy fuck, I haven't caught up on this thread, but her blog just opens with a giant picture of her face:

http://carryoncourt.com/

I'm trying to figure out how to use that conical straw hat on her 'About Me' page during an angry sex act. Choking her with the strap doesn't seem nearly creative enough.

Hidey-ho, RVFerinos!
04-11-2018 04:04 PM
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