Post: #26

She looks Latina... they are a special kind of crazy.

Post: #27

I am wiping away a tear of pride.

There are only 4 million people in Oregon and we are still giving Florida a run for the money.

Post: #28

What a goober. He sounds so proud his girlfriend felt the need to slice him up and even prouder he begged his way out of it.

Post: #29

(03-16-2018 12:42 PM)kaotic Wrote:  The "athlete" gamer in question:



The girl looks like a WB with some makeup, she's hispanic, so that def is a WB

Oh dear, that hospital looks like Kaiser Sunnyside. He's probably going to find his fingers weren't sewn back on in the proper order when he takes that bandage off.

Post: #30

(03-17-2018 01:36 PM)BortimusPrime Wrote:  

(03-16-2018 12:42 PM)kaotic Wrote:  The "athlete" gamer in question:



The girl looks like a WB with some makeup, she's hispanic, so that def is a WB

Oh dear, that hospital looks like Kaiser Sunnyside. He's probably going to find his fingers weren't sewn back on in the proper order when he takes that bandage off.

Ohhh shit Kaiser Permanente...

Good luck opening the three dozen bills for $18.75 with no fingers! Or working the phone system to get through to Kaiser headquarters in Mumbai.

And I'm real happy to see Debguiled posting memes today. My heart skipped a beat when I read Oregon and finger damage. What would we do without him.

Aloha!

Post: #31

(03-17-2018 02:18 PM)Kona Wrote:  And I'm real happy to see Debguiled posting memes today. My heart skipped a beat when I read Oregon and finger damage. What would we do without him.

Aloha!

Time to take a break from the forum.

Post: #32

(03-16-2018 12:42 PM)kaotic Wrote:  

WB but never sleep over

Post: #33

Shame to see a guy fall to pieces over a girl.
But she is a cut above the rest.
That dude is a hack.

Post: #34

(03-16-2018 06:50 AM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:  It couldn't have been a real katana.

If it was a real katana it would have cleaved him in two and cleft a large portion of the side of the building away in the same stroke.

Such is their power.

Well, this a very sad day for the forum.

Leonard D Neubache finally doxes himself.







I must admit, I've had my suspicions for a while.

Turns out he really is an Ozzie! And he really is a bit of a shitlord!

I just hope that this doesn't cause too much chaos in his life now the truth is finally out there.

Post: #35

(03-17-2018 06:02 PM)spokepoker Wrote:  Shame to see a guy fall to pieces over a girl.
But she is a cut above the rest.
That dude is a hack.

She's the type of gal that prefers to cut to the bone of the matter.
When she says she can cook & has notable cleaving skills, those are not one & the same.

She gives new meaning to the term - green with envy.
Although it is somewhat surprising that from his reaction, he's not all that cut-up about the situation.

Post: #36

She's obviously not that sharp.

Post: #37

You guys need to quit choppin' it up with these bad sword puns. It may cause me to sever ties with this thread.

Post: #38

Holy shit @ some of these comments on WaPo

"Emily, Emily, Emily - you have the opportunity to get some counseling and hopefully you will never ever hook up with another narcissistic misogynistic pig ever again. Live and Learn - the Bobbit way."

"I hate to say it, but I understand her impulse. I don't agree with what she did, but I get how she went there. The Samurai sword was over the top. She should've gone with something subtle and non lethal. He probably was just chatting/sexting with other women. Doesn't sound like he has time to actually cheat with all the gaming."

"Is there a way we can send $ to her legal defense. This guy sounds like he deserved it."

Post: #39

(03-16-2018 06:50 AM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:  It couldn't have been a real katana.

If it was a real katana it would have cleaved him in two and cleft a large portion of the side of the building away in the same stroke.

Such is their power.

Post: #40

(03-16-2018 06:50 AM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:  It couldn't have been a real katana.

If it was a real katana it would have cleaved him in two and cleft a large portion of the side of the building away in the same stroke.

Such is their power.

She likely picked up a mall, beater katana.

A real one can do this:

Post: #41

(03-18-2018 08:15 PM)realologist Wrote:  You guys need to quit choppin' it up with these bad sword puns. It may cause me to sever ties with this thread.

Cutting the air with a knife was not enough for her.

Green hair might mean go, yet she should know that red (blood) means stop.

Post: #42

This story is insane on so many levels - both on his as well as her side.

Post: #43

(03-17-2018 05:38 PM)RatInTheWoods Wrote:  

(03-16-2018 12:42 PM)kaotic Wrote:  

WB but never sleep over

You guys saying WB are nasty. Need your eyes checked.

Look at that drumstick arm. I bet she is a SIF with a big pooch under that vest. Probably got some sandbag action down there. That chin bulge doesn't lie either.

Post: #44

Last week something similar hapenned to me again. Later then, she told me she thrown me out, otherwise she would take my knife or gun and kill me. Was she joking or not?

Post: #45

^Get out of there, buddy.

Post: #46

Quote:“I was able to wing chun my way to survival,” he told the Oregonian/OregonLive in an interview this week over Facebook messenger, referring to a Chinese martial art. He eventually wrapped Javier in a bear hug. “I saw the look in her eyes, and it scared the living poop out of me,” he told the news outlet. “I told her I loved her, and she was killing me. She needed to call police, or I was going to die.”

Javier broke off the attack and made the call, frantically telling a 911 operator she had stabbed her boyfriend and she thought he was dead. “You used a sword?” the operator asked.

“I was just so proud for beating this samurai wannabe crazy lady with hate in her heart,” the 29-year-old told the Oregonian/OregonLive. “I’ve been preparing my whole life for something like this.”

On one hand, she's clearly a WNB.

On the other hand, she did pass this compliance test.

Post: #47

(03-16-2018 09:33 PM)RexImperator Wrote:  She looks Latina... they are a special kind of crazy.

Yep





Also what kind of man is proud of winning a fight against a girl? So proud you talk about to a newspaper? Yeah she had a sword but she's not exactly a samurai and it probably wasn't even that sharp. It also doesn't even sound like he won this fight at all. It says he was lying on the floor nearly dead with injuries everywhere and he probably talked her out of it killing him, rather than disarming her: “I told her I loved her, and she was killing me. She needed to call police, or I was going to die.”

Oh yeah the kind that plays video games 12 hours a day and uses expressions like "scared the living poop out of me".

Post: #48

(03-16-2018 12:42 PM)kaotic Wrote:  The "athlete" gamer in question:

When i look at that picture, the word crazy comes into definition. WNB, I don't need the drama or insanity of the morning after.