Post: #51

(12-31-2017 11:47 PM)the1element Wrote:  How does no one see this is a joke lmao.

Probably because he signed the contract. Even if it's a joke it's an act of submission to her IMO. How much less outrageous is "Man offered contract from girlfriend to receive a Christmas gift"?

Post: #52

It's not a joke.

This is how women act, especially when they're hot and they know someone will put up with it.

Just because you've never sunk to this level, doesn't mean there aren't plenty of men who will.

You might think he's good looking and seems happy, he probably has game and its a fun joke. Nope. They met in high school, meaning he likely never had to learn much game and has a STRONG one-itis. Think back to your first ever girlfriend. Mine was hot and I really believed I loved her to the point I put up with a lot of bullshit in that relationship and came back a couple years later for more

Nothing like this, but I remember I used to go to hers after school to bang, then get the bus home and a couple times she made me miss my bus on purpose just to 'show I loved her' and spend more time with her... ugh. I'm ashamed to write that now, but I think high school relationships are full of this shit.

Post: #53

Quote:#3...Must make sure I have something to do while you are in battle

To Do List For Her

1. Suck my dick and cradle da balls
2. Make me a sandwich
3. Do the laundry
4. Suck my dick
5. Clean the kitchen
6. Workout
7. Suck my dick
8. Hook up threesome with hot friend
9. Bring me a beer
10. Go buy batteries for my controller
11. Suck my dick
12. Develop eating disorder
13. Repeat items 1-12

Post: #54

(01-01-2018 04:13 AM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  

Quote:#3...Must make sure I have something to do while you are in battle

To Do List For Her

1. Suck my dick and cradle da balls
2. Make me a sandwich
3. Do the laundry
4. Suck my dick
5. Clean the kitchen
6. Workout
7. Suck my dick
8. Hook up threesome with hot friend
9. Bring me a beer
10. Go buy batteries for my controller
11. Suck my dick
12. Develop eating disorder
13. Repeat items 1-12

There's only one way to come back from signing over his balls in exchange for a video-game.

This man needs to go spend three months salary on a diamond ring, propose to her and just before he slips the ring on her finger...demand that she sign a contract agreeing to compete the above weekly to-do list.

Then he can have a good laugh with his buddies over a beer, pawn the diamond ring, frame the re-assembled portions of the shredded contract and play his fucking video-games whenever he damn well pleases for the rest of his life.

Post: #55

Bending over pretending to take it up the arse from your girlfriend's strapon in public - the visual equivalence of this crap - is never a joke a man should participate in.

Post: #56

The cuckold has to watch her get gang banged whenever she desires!

Post: #57

I for one would laugh and think it kind of cute if a girl did this to me. I'd sign it with a big penis drawing, give her a good fucking and then fire up the new game.

Post: #58

(01-01-2018 09:18 AM)RIslander Wrote:  I for one would laugh and think it kind of cute if a girl did this to me. I'd sign it with a big penis drawing, give her a good fucking and then fire up the new game.

That's the best response I've read yet.

Post: #59

Only one way the dude can recover from this.

Print out a contracts that reads "Honeybunch fu fu must agree to love me foweva..."

Get her to sign at the bottom, then run the same page through the printer again with Papayatapper's list added in the middle.

The final contract would read:

(01-01-2018 04:13 AM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  Honeybunch fu fu must agree to love me foweva...
Also:
1. Suck my dick and cradle da balls
2. Make me a sandwich
3. Do the laundry
4. Suck my dick
5. Clean the kitchen
6. Workout
7. Suck my dick
8. Hook up threesome with hot friend
9. Bring me a beer
10. Go buy batteries for my controller
11. Suck my dick
12. Develop eating disorder
13. Repeat items 1-12

Signed: Bitchface

Then post that shit on social media.

Post: #60

Fuck that shit. The most compliant i've been is to politely turn off the infomercials while a plate blew me.

Post: #61

(01-01-2018 03:13 AM)RedPillUK Wrote:  It's not a joke.

This is how women act, especially when they're hot and they know someone will put up with it.

Just because you've never sunk to this level, doesn't mean there aren't plenty of men who will.

You might think he's good looking and seems happy, he probably has game and its a fun joke. Nope. They met in high school, meaning he likely never had to learn much game and has a STRONG one-itis. Think back to your first ever girlfriend. Mine was hot and I really believed I loved her to the point I put up with a lot of bullshit in that relationship and came back a couple years later for more

Nothing like this, but I remember I used to go to hers after school to bang, then get the bus home and a couple times she made me miss my bus on purpose just to 'show I loved her' and spend more time with her... ugh. I'm ashamed to write that now, but I think high school relationships are full of this shit.

This is some truth. I remember back to high school, and it was the exact same mindset.. 'This is the girl you'll end up with, I'll never need another girl in my life...' etc. etc.

Having met in high school, she's likely the only notch and serious gf he has had. Guys like this simply don't know any better with lists like this, and why would he? No real life experience yet. When she dumps him (like how most high school relationships end), he will learn.

Post: #62

Bet she gets alpha cock on the side. There's zero chance that an attention whore of this caliber stays with someone since high school without partaking in some quality "but it was just fun" excursions.

Real high-school sweetheart couples get married within a year or two of high school graduation, they don't whore it up on social media until their second round of PhDs and the first round of fertility treatments.

Post: #63

It's cute she tried to get him to agree to this. It's sad that he did it.

It's cute when women try to shit test guys. It's sad when they fail.

Women do this stuff to shit test, and ignorant men fall for it thinking it's serious, not understanding the woman is just playing a game.

She's basically doing an improv tease, and he doesn't realize he's just on a stage and it's all an act. Whether he signs is irrelevant. It's whether he understands the Game. Unfortunately it seems he thinks it's life and death and not simply improv.

(12-31-2017 11:47 PM)the1element Wrote:  How does no one see this is a joke lmao.

If by joke, you mean a game, I think we all see it as a joke. He doesn't.

This is why we call it Game. Because it is all a game to women.