Post: #5876

(03-21-2017 08:43 AM)YoungBlade Wrote:  ^ WB, pretend she's a mermaid

You mean a chairmaid.

Post: #5877

What's the short pink haired girls name or instagram, she should be in the boobs thread. She isn't borderline.

Post: #5878

You could hit it and then hit the gym together:




If this sounds good to you, you might be a "schmoe," and there's a place for you:


https://femuscleblog.wordpress.com/2015/09/22/schmoes/


http://muscle-insider.com/content/schmoes-bodybuilding

Quote: A schmoe is a guy who’s attracted to female bodybuilders, so he’s not gay. Many of these are guys are socially inadequate, often paying money for companionship, but most just love very strong women taking control of them and have the funds to finance their fantasies. Several top female pros and amateurs cater to the needs of schmoes, ranging from simple posing (both clothed and naked) to kicking their asses and throwing them around the house (no joke). But, of course, there’s also the fantasy wrestling matches, which usually end with the schmoe getting a head scissors–type of lock (they love this). And that’s the tame stuff. It’s well known within the schmoe ranks which female bodybuilders put out for money and which don’t.

For everyone else, sorry for the picture.

Post: #5879

Holy fuck. Thought that was a promo poster for the new Planet of the Apes movie. Think I'm going to take a break from this thread for a while (at least until my dick de-inverts itself from my pelvic cavity).

Post: #5880

Post: #5881

I did say sorry.

Post: #5882

21-year old Brazilian judoka Stefannie Koyama. Caulliflower and all.









Hair down:

Post: #5883

Would roll with, would not bang.

Could you imagine trying to kino a female Judoka? What is that game like? You lightly tug on her shirt, she yanks your collar, you yank her pant leg up, she grabs your shirt from the shoulder for a throw, roll around until someone gives up and loses, then ask for the pussy?

I dunno. Couldn't be worse than trying to nibble on her ear while smashing, only to feel no ridges on her ear.

Nasty.

Post: #5884

^

She probably has sandpaper palms and a death grip. Imagine what her handjobs feel like.

Post: #5885

Do I have a choice to say no?

Anyway, WB the judoka.

Post: #5886

32 year old Ukrainian girl that used to be a Catholic nun. (Not a virgin.)

Post: #5887

Yes chairmaid
No to the ultra musclefems
No to all the chicks in UlteriorMotive's post
Yes to judo chick, but prefer her opponent
Hell yes to the former nun! (what's the catch?)

Post: #5888

@penta sahi: no catch with the nun. She just looks really old.

Post: #5889

Nun's dead eyes make me think she's a (former?) carousel rider.
Even God couldn't heal her, her soul is gone.

WB with a bag on her head.

Post: #5890

   

Post: #5891

Louise Mensch, anyone?



The catch is she has ADHD and possibly schizophrenia, so she may end up calling you a Russian agent.

Post: #5892

Yes to Lousie Mensch. I would have to wear a Russian hat and Russian flag shirt to be authentic.

Post: #5893

Bang and bail. Hot body, nice face. The crazies always fuck the best.

Post: #5894

(03-05-2017 12:20 AM)Lordless Wrote:  I have a thing for strange bitches. I present..

Winnie Harlow:

Hell yes!

Post: #5895

What about this philly right here…

Post: #5896

Last one...

Post: #5897

^What's the catch?
She doesn't know how to hang portraits properly? Definitively a turn off.

Post: #5898

(04-04-2017 05:29 PM)rexxbravo Wrote:  What about this philly right here…

Was use of "philly" instead of filly an intentional or unintentional blunt reference?

Made me laugh. And this is an 8.5/10 on the American black scale.

Edit: But not trying to stick around for 18 years after the bang.

Post: #5899

Holy shit, I just seen a picture of a girl I know in this thread. Haha

Post: #5900

Hell yes to the girl a few posts up that @Lordless presented.