^^^

Thin girl yellow dress, can't see face - Face is important, she doesn't look like she has any ass or tits, WNB based on that and no face.

Old lady fat and fit - NO to both

Girl holding two plates of cakes - If I was dryer than the sahara on getting laid.

Big boob chick then shows her gut - NO, I don't bang girls with bigger guts and love handles than me. Wow, she's really fat, did you guys see the other pictures? UGH. She could be smoking if she took care of herself.

Old fat lady next to vader in the green top - NO WAY

Girl holding her pussy open - NO WAY. That does remind me though, my girl was in the pool with me the other day and she did a handstand into perfectly flat splits (legs above water). I'm definitely going to take advantage of this.

This one's easy for me but some dudes here dislike the extra thickness.

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I'm sure Androidocean wont as he wont tap anything and even messaged me to chat about how high his standards are

(07-10-2014 12:45 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  I'm sure Androidocean wont as he wont tap anything and even messaged me to chat about how high his standards are

Would not bang. She'd probably steal my canopy.

(07-10-2014 08:21 AM)JohnyBoi95 Wrote:  

This one's easy for me but some dudes here dislike the extra thickness.

WB hard

^^^ WB. the face wins me over.. I'm guessing her body portions suck though (Asian fatties are one of the worst when it comes to ***extraterrestrial poundage).

Plus, some of the tubby handles have been photoshopped. I'm also going to predict that her ass is flat.. no bueno

you'd think with my assessment I'd be saying that I WNB. Nope, me likes the face.

*** you could use this in positive ways as well

(07-10-2014 08:21 AM)JohnyBoi95 Wrote:  

This one's easy for me but some dudes here dislike the extra thickness.

Strong facial aesthetics/10.























































































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^^^perfect for betas like me

(07-02-2014 08:25 PM)Hotwheels Wrote:  

Would bang, then change my identity and move to Mexico

(07-02-2014 03:52 AM)jariel Wrote:  

WB but logistics too hard

Good for her she lost some weight. WB. I would bang this version of her also, but she just looks better thinner.

(06-21-2014 12:58 AM)xpatplayer Wrote:  The cellulite is a huge turn-off. That and the fact that her legs are definitely photoshopped in image 2.

5/10, WNB.

And like Blue Streak said, there's a lot of lighting and airbrushing. Its always the fat models who're airbrushed like that.

Also pretty easy to see when its done. That's why I can't stand reading Maxim or FHM.

Edit: Found a less photoshopped image of her, WB so hard. (still 5/10 but the type of 5 I like) Weird how photoshop is a huge turn-off, I got a boner from a less photoshopped image!

WB and keep as finely held secret. Would also crop photo to face and post on "I just had sex thread" as 9.5/10 !

(06-09-2014 03:20 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:  Butter face
But her tits

WB then ask for photos

(06-07-2014 04:19 AM)caracal Wrote:  Something a little bit different...








On the face of it an easy decision for most... except, she is allegedly the head of a kill squad for the Mexican Sinaloa drug cartel, (allegedly) carries a pink AK-47 and wouldn't be someone you wanted to piss off. So, less a WYB and more a would you pump and dump given the associated risks?

WB then super glue my D. to her vijay and demand extortion money

(06-07-2014 04:37 PM)runsonmagic Wrote:  Sexy Pichachu. Inspired by this comment.



Assume costume stays on during sex, and it's a lifestyle for her more than just dress up.

Pika pika.

WNB



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(06-07-2014 08:41 PM)fokker Wrote:  
WYB? WB.

WB then use after sex glow to compose tear-jerking symphony

(06-07-2014 09:37 PM)PaPa Wrote:  Bella Bellz she is new in the porn scene with only a few clips. She also strips in Atlanta. She might have the fakest ass I have ever seen.

Would have flirty conversation with and number close, but ultimately not bang due to personal insecurity and/or performance anxiety. Would update my journal, "guys, so close!"

(05-28-2014 09:26 PM)DjembaDjemba Wrote:  Bjork looks like post-op Michael Jackson. WNB

Confused.

(05-02-2014 03:59 AM)DWF Wrote:  She deadlifts 340lbs, FYI (another crossfit chick):

Would workout with

Would you bang Chelsea Handler and become Eskimo brothers with 50 Cent?

(06-02-2014 06:13 PM)L M McCoy Wrote:  Here's the blonde you wanted.

Would cry

Zhelsea Handler and this chick can get it.

(07-11-2014 12:23 AM)speakeasy Wrote: