(05-02-2014 03:18 AM)LeBeau Wrote:  None on this page except Jariel's carryover from the last page with the hips.

It always amuses me how picky some guys are. Hey...different strokes, different folks. That said, I am happy to wing for any of you and take the "ugly" ones.

She deadlifts 340lbs, FYI (another crossfit chick):

(05-02-2014 03:59 AM)DWF Wrote:  She deadlifts 340lbs, FYI (another crossfit chick):

Feather chick and 340lb deadlift crossfit chick would NOT get the dick in any way shape or form. Feather chick is manly, big nose, thin lips, and fat. Yes, fat. Not curvy. Fat. I'd bone more Jariel chicks than her because they have better faces and some TONE to the curves, not just fat.

Different strokes for sure, but just like to clarify why I would not bang since people will invariably think I'm picky and want to know why I wouldn't.

(05-02-2014 04:05 AM)AneroidOcean Wrote:  

(05-02-2014 03:59 AM)DWF Wrote:  She deadlifts 340lbs, FYI (another crossfit chick):

Feather chick and 340lb deadlift crossfit chick would NOT get the dick in any way shape or form. Feather chick is manly, big nose, thin lips, and fat. Yes, fat. Not curvy. Fat. I'd bone more Jariel chicks than her because they have better faces and some TONE to the curves, not just fat.

Different strokes for sure, but just like to clarify why I would not bang since people will invariably think I'm picky and want to know why I wouldn't.

At least you can express your reasoning with more than something than "she's ugly". I can deal with fat- as long as there's some semblance of a feminine shape and exceptional hygiene- but more often than not, I find my "would not bang" mechanism being activated by a lack of intelligence (if there's no challenge, what's the point?) or just a hideous personality.

Seriously...there's a running joke among my friends that I tend to chase female docs, lawyers and engineers. The former is probably the easiest especially given the sort of work since I often find myself drinking with the docs I work with after the very stressful events (sometimes classifiable as an outright disaster) that bring me to town. There are five common reactions to being faced with that sort of thing: the urge to cry, anger, a desire to drink, a desire to sleep and a desire to fuck. I tend to use that to my advantage even if it it doesn't get me the younger girls many here prefer.

(05-02-2014 03:59 AM)DWF Wrote:  She deadlifts 340lbs, FYI (another crossfit chick):

I'd bang her. She's actually pretty cute.

(04-29-2014 09:19 PM)pheonix500000 Wrote:  

(04-29-2014 09:03 PM)jariel Wrote:  

YUUUP

Yeah totally, Thicker than a snicker. Hit it from the back.

Also, I'd take a BJ from the midget. Not sure about the bang, though.

(05-02-2014 05:46 AM)cpred Wrote:  Also, I'd take a BJ from the midget. Not sure about the bang, though.

To the midget's credit, she would have the novelty of being able to blow you from a standing position, not to mention the laughable sight of her having to curl both her hands just to be able to get around your dick.

If she didn't have so many tattoos I'd probably hit it!

Lately..ive taken to straight trolling OKC.
Just writing and spamming new messages around. Mostly out of boredom.
Ive been sitting on my ass working and not really going out unless its straight to one of the girls in my rotations house for a quickie and a nap.

Im leaving down in about 2 weeks.
The odd urge to text and rack up strange pussy is starting to overcome. For no reason other than..why not..
Problem is..80 percent of the girls..are busted in some way.
this bangs wouldnt help or harm my game..since investing nothing but intermittent text...
But the easiest chicks are almost at the point where I don't know if I would even have the heart to stick around after the bj





man jaw= super horny and full of testosterone, right?

FINALLY! I'm proud to say that I can finally say WNB^^^^

man jaw +plus ugly hair (split ends, looks fried), + no eyelashes=WNB!

Now I have to test my hypothesis^

If everything holds true, I may have an equation to the WB and WNB predicament...

stay tuned.

WNB the midget, tats are a turn off anyway, but she probably sounds like this too

This bitch responded to my CL ad. WYB?

(05-02-2014 01:58 PM)L M McCoy Wrote:  FINALLY! I'm proud to say that I can finally say WNB^^^^

man jaw +plus ugly hair (split ends, looks fried), + no eyelashes=WNB!

Now I have to test my hypothesis^

If everything holds true, I may have an equation to the WB and WNB predicament...

stay tuned.

holy shit i knew something was off...i didnt realize it had no eyelashes

(05-02-2014 01:58 PM)L M McCoy Wrote:  FINALLY! I'm proud to say that I can finally say WNB^^^^

man jaw +plus ugly hair (split ends, looks fried), + no eyelashes=WNB!

Now I have to test my hypothesis^

If everything holds true, I may have an equation to the WB and WNB predicament...

stay tuned.

Yeah. I have to agree. She's probably a WNB even for me. At very most it would be a marginal option.

Then again, given your hypothetical equation I should point out that I have longer eyelashes than most women. Oddly enough, I get complimented on them all the time by women ("It's not fair that a guy has such long natural eyelashes", etc).

(05-02-2014 04:44 PM)invictusiii Wrote:  This bitch responded to my CL ad. WYB?

Yes, WB. Would probably actually take and post pictures of it. LOL

(05-02-2014 04:44 PM)invictusiii Wrote:  This bitch responded to my CL ad. WYB?

WNB. I ain't about the round girls.

(05-02-2014 04:44 PM)invictusiii Wrote:  This bitch responded to my CL ad. WYB?

I literally let out a long breath of air through my mouth as I pondered it...And said, "Yeah."

This beast

^ Nope. Not in my thirstiest dry spell

(05-02-2014 03:59 AM)DWF Wrote:  [brawny deadlifter]

6/10 WNB sober, maybe drunk yes

(05-02-2014 01:45 PM)Sourcecode Wrote:  [man-jawed eyelash allopecia girl]

4/10 WNB

(05-02-2014 04:44 PM)invictusiii Wrote:  [rotund latina]

5/10 WNB

(05-04-2014 05:14 PM)younggamer1992 Wrote:  [polynesian no neck]

4/10 WNB

This?

im so confused.
Ive never seen her dance...but from facebook...she apparently is a stripper...im tempted to ask....who pays her...for this trainwreck body

Here's a good one:

(05-04-2014 06:33 PM)Sourcecode Wrote:  im so confused.
Ive never seen her dance...but from facebook...she apparently is a stripper...im tempted to ask....who pays her...for this trainwreck body

Thirsty, drunk guys, of course.

I'm not saying she could get paid in a strip club in LA, Vegas, or NY, but if you go to strip clubs in shithole towns, you get these kinds of strippers.

It's sad, but exists, definitely.

(05-05-2014 02:46 PM)AneroidOcean Wrote:  

(05-04-2014 06:33 PM)Sourcecode Wrote:  im so confused.
Ive never seen her dance...but from facebook...she apparently is a stripper...im tempted to ask....who pays her...for this trainwreck body

Thirsty, drunk guys, of course.

I'm not saying she could get paid in a strip club in LA, Vegas, or NY, but if you go to strip clubs in shithole towns, you get these kinds of strippers.

It's sad, but exists, definitely.

Agreed. She looks like most of the strippers I've seen in North and South Carolina.

(05-04-2014 06:04 PM)Rotisserie Wrote:  

(05-02-2014 03:59 AM)DWF Wrote:  [brawny deadlifter]

6/10 WNB sober, maybe drunk yes

(05-02-2014 01:45 PM)Sourcecode Wrote:  [man-jawed eyelash allopecia girl]

4/10 WNB

(05-02-2014 04:44 PM)invictusiii Wrote:  [rotund latina]

5/10 WNB

(05-04-2014 05:14 PM)younggamer1992 Wrote:  [polynesian no neck]

4/10 WNB

This?

Damn... What a fail!!!!!!