Post: #26

I cannot take a grown man >30 on a skateboard seriously and I believe most women would see such a man as a cheap retard stuck in boyhood.

Instead of a skateboard try motorbike. Less skill an training needed, plus you can actually take girls for a ride. You will need more money trough but common skateboarding is too cheap, it's for children.

If you want to attach success with women with a proficiency at any tool then two most time tested tools are motorbikes and guitars. Master either one and you will have some girl even if you are relatively game-less. But of course you don't really need tools, you need game first and foremost.

Post: #27

Who are you trying to pick up, pre teens?

I wonder, is this thread going in the direction OP hoped for?

Post: #28

(06-29-2017 01:48 AM)Cattle Rustler Wrote:  Who are you trying to pick up, pre teens?

I think in Kona's case he's certainly going to have to pick up something.

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God save us from people who mean well. -storm

Post: #29

There are better hobbies to get women.

First there is the hobby of learning Game.
Then there is the hobby of approaching women.
Then there is the hobby of seducing and banging some of the women you approach.

But most don't talk about this.

Post: #30

(06-29-2017 01:36 AM)Mage Wrote:  I cannot take a grown man >30 on a skateboard seriously and I believe most women would see such a man as a cheap retard stuck in boyhood.

I've heard girls talk about this a few times. They're immediately suspect of any man old enough to use adult transportation that's using a kid's vehicle to get around. Usually the discussion has followed the sighting of an adult male on a BMX Bike, which makes even trashy girls click their tongues condescendingly" "Soooo Houso."

They're right. If I'm in a car park and I see one of them, I know they're about to make a bee-line for me, with their eternal cry of "Hey Cuz, ya gotta Durrie?"

Post: #31

(06-28-2017 10:47 PM)RIslander Wrote:  

(06-28-2017 10:45 PM)Paracelsus Wrote:  

(06-28-2017 09:40 PM)Kona Wrote:  I love skateboarding, but I love my bones more. I'm just too old.

Surfing is much much better for meeting and fornicating with the ladies, because of the less clothing factor. And harder to break bones.

Its true, more of the skater girls tend to be a little on the dirtier (and I mean sweaty) side.

Its not too often you see one like this:


Man, I wish they wouldn't mess up their bodies with those tattoos.

Aloha!

I agree she certainly looks like the kind of girl who has immense difficulty keeping her legs together.

The question is, WYB?

Post: #32

Skateboards are for Children.


Most will not Talk about this.

Post: #33

Skateboarding is really hard for something that doesn't look that impressive.

If you insist on doing something along these lines what about scootering or parkour or flipping?

Post: #34

As tempting as it is to put in some cheap shots here I'm going to take the high road.

Ol' Lenny used to skate the boards. Most do not know this. I got passably good at it when I was young and poor enough to have to budget for replacing bearings. I also got pretty good at repairing skate shoes with hot-glue sticks and a lighter.

These skills may or may not have been factors in getting to kiss a few girls at drunken parties and cop a feel of the occasional tit. Then again, perhaps my acne was taking that particular weekend off.

On the other hand if I had this forum to peruse then by the time I'd learned how to nollie I could have instead been balls deep in high school pussy (I'd have probably ended up a 16 year old father so maybe there's some silver linings here).

In any case, I got back on a board the other day and it turns out that once you actually build some upper body strength (y'know, that stuff girls like to look at and touch) then my physical build was simply too top heavy to function as a skater.

Take a look at the average skater. His centre of balance rests pretty much at his stupid, oversized shoes. It's possible that having a lame-ass chain attached to your empty wallet helps with that.

Just food for thought.

Post: #35

Thought about this reading this thread



but seems that... Someone else also got the idea

Post: #36

My son is 14. He's recently taken up skateboarding, though he's well known and respected at the local skate park as a pretty good BMX rider so I just threw this one to him.

Do you think being a good skateboarder would make girls more interested?

"No, they wouldn't even care....unless you're like, a pro skater, like Tony Hawk or something"

There you have it. Straight from the local expert on pubescent girls.

Some of my mates in their 40s still skate from time to time, but these are guys who have been skateboarding and playing in punk bands since the 1980s. Most of the young guys know who they are from their music.

And most would not admit this Lenny... but I fixed my Vans with Liquid Nails only very recently. Old habits die hard.

Post: #37

I skateboarded in the days before the invention of the ollie. It took forever to get anywhere. One guy solved it by tying his board to his front foot.

Inelegant at best.

It was like playing basketball before the invention of the jump shot. Or high jumping before the Fosbury Flop.

My skateboarding days are far in the rear view mirror, but part of me wants to just learn the ollie. Is that too much to ask?

Use a board for transportation every now and then, effortlessly jumping up on to curbs when needed.

A few years ago I asked a neighbor who skated the best way to learn the ollie, and he said practice on grass.

I know I am never going to do it, but the things I could have done in my teens with an ollie.

I agree with the other about skating to get girls, but I am also pretty supportive of ridiculous dreams, and if you want to learn to skateboard, just do it when no one is looking, and practice the ollies on grass.

I learned a bit of snowboarding in my fifties and it was fun and no one cared.

Post: #38

(06-29-2017 01:52 PM)debeguiled Wrote:  I skateboarded in the days before the invention of the ollie. It took forever to get anywhere. One guy solved it by tying his board to his front foot.

Inelegant at best.

It was like playing basketball before the invention of the jump shot. Or high jumping before the Fosbury Flop.

My skateboarding days are far in the rear view mirror, but part of me wants to just learn the ollie. Is that too much to ask?

Use a board for transportation every now and then, effortlessly jumping up on to curbs when needed.

A few years ago I asked a neighbor who skated the best way to learn the ollie, and he said practice on grass.

I know I am never going to do it, but the things I could have done in my teens with an ollie.

I agree with the other about skating to get girls, but I am also pretty supportive of ridiculous dreams, and if you want to learn to skateboard, just do it when no one is looking, and practice the ollies on grass.

I learned a bit of snowboarding in my fifties and it was fun and no one cared.

You Ollie by stomping on the tail with your back foot, not your front foot.

Most do not know this.

Post: #39

Soy boys who swoop dudes push Mongo.

Many won't admit this.

Post: #40

(06-29-2017 06:44 AM)Tex Cruise Wrote:  And most would not admit this Lenny... but I fixed my Vans with Liquid Nails only very recently. Old habits die hard.

Man, I'm feeling old. Pre-90's Globalism and the Stylistic Conformity it produced, the Skate, Punk and Thrash kids in my community all wore Converse All-Stars. No-one called them 'Chuck Taylors'. I had a Ramones-style black pair for skating, then remember them introducing different colours a couple of years later, and got a red pair. My girlfriend of sorts had a pale lilac pair. Note that she wasn't attracted by me skateboarding, it was simply: "You hate things? I hate things too!"

I wore the shoes out, but I'd guess that was 1986, and I think I knew that by fifteen, I was getting too long in the tooth for skateboarding, especially when there was pussy available. Girls wanted a man with a car and a loud stereo, not a deck and a ghettoblaster. Realistically, the older kids naturally age out of it, as you increasingly-sense it's something everyone's little brothers are getting into as the crowd around you gets shorter and shorter.

There's also the simple reality of being an older teenager and committing age-appropriate mischief, whether breaking into somewhere just because you're bored, going with your mates to fight some rivals, or trying to sneak up to a girlfriend's house and talk your way into her bedroom: you can't make as quiet a getaway on a noisy Skateboard, (which allows easy triangulation of your position by the police and is useless on grass), as you can on foot or on a bike.

I don't remember anyone wearing Vans at all, though they were obviously part of the Cali scene. They only popped into my consciousness in the 90's, because they were initially what Anglophile / Britpop girls and Art Fags wore, before they became THE Skater Shoe.

Man, culture moved FAST back in the 80's and 90's, and entire styles and subcultures came and went in just a couple of years. I don't remember seeing anyone wearing All-Stars for a good twenty years there - Vans definitely won that market battle - until I noticed they're popular gym shoes with Powerlifters.

I've never felt any urge to get back on a skateboard.

Post: #41

(06-29-2017 01:52 PM)debeguiled Wrote:  I learned a bit of snowboarding in my fifties and it was fun and no one cared.

How old are you? At first I thought you were in your 20s, and just recently (when you talked about your cuck USC neighbor) I figured late 30s. Now I'm mindblown.

Edit: I love to wear Nike SB dunks, comfortable AF shoes. And they keep your feet warm during cold temps.

Post: #42

(06-29-2017 05:01 PM)Cattle Rustler Wrote:  Edit: I love to wear Nike SB dunks, comfortable AF shoes. And they keep your feet warm during cold temps.

Used to hustle the fuck out of those and flip them online, quick strikes, hyper strikes, etc.

They were jordans of skateboarding.

Post: #43

(06-29-2017 04:05 PM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  Man, I'm feeling old.

You've got a few years on me AB. I had a pair of black All Stars in the 80s too but I was a little kid then.
I first remember seeing Vans in skate magazines in the early 90s, but it was probably late 90s when they became available in Aussie towns with double names.

One more bit of advice from the young bloke for anyone wanting to learn to ride a skateboard (for fun, not to get laid). Hit the skatepark early in the morning, you'll have it all to yourself for a few hours bar the runners and dog walkers going past. Ain't no other teenager on Earth up at 7am.

Post: #44

Doing stuff like in the video takes a lot of skill. Not three years as an adult. You would have to start young, have summers free to skate all day, have your friends push you to do tricks, and have a young body that can take a fall. I dont even see the fun in it as an adult unless you are already at a semi pro level. Its a quintessential american suburb sport for young teenage boys. At that age you want to go explore parts of town/near by town you haven't seen, harass the renta cops and just hang out and skate. Doubt any girls would even care, I dont know what girls you are going for with this as an adult. As a teen, it could have worked in terms of getting girls, but it wouldnt have been about the skating, more just the bad boy attitude you gave.

Post: #45

My favorite skateboard clip of all time. I used to watch this video when I was coming down from mind altering substances and when the song changes at around 2:00 it just becomes pure art and magic to me... still get goosebumps

Post: #46

(09-21-2017 10:26 AM)Cr33pin Wrote:  My favorite skateboard clip of all time. I used to watch this video when I was coming down from mind altering substances and when the song changes at around 2:00 it just becomes pure art and magic to me... still get goosebumps
[/video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqFRpjWxf7o[/video]

You're bringing good old time back
This was what made me buy my first skateboard, plenty bad memories few good ones too and they're priceless.
Thx

Post: #47

When I lived in San Diego, I learned the joys of skating. It's like meditation. It's a lot of fun. You learn a lot about life trying to bomb a hill and avoiding board wobble. (No fear. Be confident.) You learn a lot kick pushing around for hours and finding that perfectly sloped street or stretch with no traffic. You learn a lot eating shit and drawing blood. But I wouldn't do it to get laid. It doesn't work like that.

Skate or die.

Post: #48

OP reminds me of a dumb slut I used to know who bought a VW camper van and took surf lessons hoping to get pummelled by surfer dudes. You could smell her desperation from the other side of the planet.

Post: #49

Dumb.


Learn hacky sack

Post: #50

If you're over 20 you're just going to look ridiculous. If you want a quick fix for getting pussy just buy a motorcycle or start a band. Unless you've been riding since you were a kid you'll probably end up getting seriously hurt or killed on the motorcycle but you're practically guaranteed some prime lays leading up to it. Honestly you're better off just putting in the work and doing cold approaches. Buy cool clothes, tan, and go to the gym for a slight edge. Nothing is free in this life.