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Question What's The Most "Intellectual-Sounding" Insult You Can Lob At Somebody?
If someone says something ignorant related to the arts, i'll call them a "philistine"

I also like calling people or things degenerate, whether they are or not
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"Churlish hobbledehoy"

"Shit-eating fagatron"

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The Arts are for beta faggots and cucks Gay Laugh

I say that in jest, but why bother insulting someone who doesn't understand it in the first place ?

Why not educate them instead of insulting them ?

Win/win situation, makes you look good, and informs someone new.

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(05-10-2017 05:07 PM)kaotic Wrote:  The Arts are for beta faggots and cucks Gay Laugh

I say that in jest why bother responding to someone who doesn't understand it in the first place ?

Why not educate them instead of insulting them ?

Win/win situation, makes you look good, and informs someone new.

because it's easier to just call them a philistine and move on.
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"Fag"

Bonus points if directed at a chick
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Man, you really are a kill joy aren't you.

Must be that alpha dark triad going on.


Or maybe the easiest thing is to just ignore the comment and move on - sounds like you live off drama.

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Fatuous, simeon cretin.

is perfect for pretentious posers, but I much prefer -

.....fucktard
.....dickwad
.....fuckstick
.....ass clown
.....asstard
.....sperg
.....cuck

or simply

.....bitch (for men)

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and nothing puts a woman on her heels quite like

vapid twat

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There's nothing quite like "cunt". It has that rough intro with the hard K sound. I always make sure to pronounce the T as well, for maximum effect.
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(05-10-2017 05:16 PM)kaotic Wrote:  Man, you really are a kill joy aren't you.

Must be that alpha dark triad going on.


Or maybe the easiest thing is to just ignore the comment and move on - sounds like you live off drama.

Look at all of the threads hes started.

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I like to say "So exactly how many asinine, valueless threads do you intend to start?"

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(05-10-2017 05:24 PM)TigerMandingo Wrote:  There's nothing quite like "cunt". It has that rough intro with the hard K sound. I always make sure to pronounce the T as well, for maximum effect.

I find "cunt" sounds especially harsh with an American accent.

It doesn't sound as bad with a British accent. Brits could probably slide it into conversation a lot more casually.

With an American accent it always gonna cut through bone.
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When you want to deal with a bitch but its socially unacceptable to cuss her out in front of your social circle. Could be useful in certain situations.
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If you want to learn how to do a classy insult, look at Winston Churchill, Nigel Farage, or any episode of Monty Python. Nobody does insults quite like the British.



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There are two I rather like, one from Bernard Manning, the other unsourced:

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"You know I don't know if you're bloody ill-mannered or just half-witted!"

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(05-10-2017 05:41 PM)killjoy Wrote:  I find "cunt" sounds especially harsh with an American accent.

It doesn't sound as bad with a British accent. Brits could probably slide it into conversation a lot more casually.

With an American accent it always gonna cut through bone.

With an Aussie accent "cunt" just sounds hilarious.




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(05-10-2017 06:32 PM)RIslander Wrote:  
(05-10-2017 05:41 PM)killjoy Wrote:  I find "cunt" sounds especially harsh with an American accent.

It doesn't sound as bad with a British accent. Brits could probably slide it into conversation a lot more casually.

With an American accent it always gonna cut through bone.

With an Aussie accent "cunt" just sounds hilarious.




This video caught me off guard with how hilarious it is

fuckin' Kevin, man..
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(05-10-2017 07:01 PM)killjoy Wrote:  
(05-10-2017 06:32 PM)RIslander Wrote:  
(05-10-2017 05:41 PM)killjoy Wrote:  I find "cunt" sounds especially harsh with an American accent.

It doesn't sound as bad with a British accent. Brits could probably slide it into conversation a lot more casually.

With an American accent it always gonna cut through bone.

With an Aussie accent "cunt" just sounds hilarious.




This video caught me off guard with how hilarious it is

fuckin' Kevin, man..

Barbara how are ya, you're a good lookin sheep mate.

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'What an astronomical, intergalactic, spacetime-bending, entropy-accelerating radioactive cunt you are'?
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You sir, appear to be the siring of a syphillitic mongoloidal train frotteur and the sow he had mistaken for an obliging female.
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