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RE: Julia Roberts world's most beautiful woman 2017 according to Time magazine
Just what I always wanted as wank fodder, the worlds most beautiful quadragenarean.

Now that I don't have to think about women younger than me, I feel like a productive member of society. Huzzah!

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I shall now repeat my two word answer to a previous article of similar narrative shaping (the racist, later retracted HuffPo article about white men): Fuck off.

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RE: Julia Roberts world's most beautiful woman 2017 according to Time magazine
(04-21-2017 09:58 AM)SlickyBoy Wrote:  I am not a MGTOW by any stretch, but this guy explains the phenomenon of marketing older women stars to the eager cat lady consumers. Not at all surprising to anyone here, but a well said roundup. Post-wall women just don't accept the idea that they're used lottery tickets:




Listened to the whole thing

This guy can barely contain his bitterness, he's no better than a feminist, fk that life I prefer playing the hand that life dealt me instead of flipping over the table in frustration.

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04-21-2017 11:22 AM
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RE: Julia Roberts world's most beautiful woman 2017 according to Time magazine
She's part monkfish, always weirded me out. With a mouth like that a dinner date would only take one mouthful per course.

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04-21-2017 11:32 AM
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RE: Julia Roberts world's most beautiful woman 2017 according to Time magazine
This is laughable.

Also, think about it big picture wise, she's gotta be promoting an upcoming movie is why.

This is just another gear in Hollywood marketing.

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(04-21-2017 11:45 AM)kaotic Wrote:  This is laughable.

Also, think about it big picture wise, she's gotta be promoting an upcoming movie is why.

This is just another gear in Hollywood marketing.

Even during the production of Pretty Woman over 25 years ago she wasn't the most beautiful woman in the world.
04-21-2017 11:55 AM
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Julia Roberts was ahead of her time. She glamorized hooking back in the 80's!

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04-21-2017 12:16 PM
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(04-20-2017 10:12 PM)Svoboda Wrote:  News like this makes me wonder: Has "mainstream" ever been more batshit crazy than it currently is?
It's like the emperor's new clothes.

Well, pushing trannies as normal should answer that question for you.
04-21-2017 01:09 PM
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here is a more recent picture - channeling Bruce Jenner

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04-21-2017 01:31 PM
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2016 winner:

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2017 most beautiful woman:

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2018 most beautiful woman:

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2028 most beautiful woman alive:

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RE: Julia Roberts world's most beautiful woman 2017 according to Time magazine
Julia Roberts killed it with redheads for me growing up. I never thought JR was all that hot so I dismissed redheads for the longest time. I'm not sure what it but she does very little for me, she does not have the plain girl look either; like a Gwenyth Paltrow, who isn't my type, but is still attractive, in a very plain way.
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I was just having a conversation with a few buddies about this. Topic was women who we're told are hot but arent. My top three was Paltrow, Jessica Parker, and Roberts.
04-21-2017 03:49 PM
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RE: Julia Roberts world's most beautiful woman 2017 according to Time magazine
(04-21-2017 08:11 AM)HOD Wrote:  http://people.com/bodies/jennifer-anisto...ful-woman/

Wasn't 47 year old Jennifer Aniston the winner in 2016, sounds like some kind of media propaganda to promote a certain narrative.

And 50 year old Sandra Bullock the year before that.

The average age of the women receiving this declaration over last 10 years is 39.6.

All time average age is 35.2.
04-21-2017 05:08 PM
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The way this narrative is going Betty White is going to be next year's Most Beautiful Woman.
04-21-2017 06:05 PM
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(04-21-2017 07:48 AM)Gambler Wrote:  Well she was really hot 20 years ago.



She was never hot IMOP.






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RE: Julia Roberts world's most beautiful woman 2017 according to Time magazine
Historical hotness is skewed because 20 years ago we had whatever the studio executives gave us. The internet was in it's infancy and when there were only ten "it" women at any given time (and your dick had just learned a new trick) then they were all pretty fucking amazing.

Dump a clone of her 20 year old self in Hollywood today and she wouldn't even get an interview.
04-21-2017 10:31 PM
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(04-20-2017 06:36 PM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  Julia is Eric Roberts in drag

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WNB





Eric Roberts comes in around 1:02.
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(04-21-2017 01:57 PM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  2016 winner:

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2017 most beautiful woman:

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2018 most beautiful woman:

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2028 most beautiful woman alive:

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I'm saying the odds on Jennifer Lopez in 2020 or in some year after that after that at about -5000. I guarantee it will happen.
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RE: Julia Roberts world's most beautiful woman 2017 according to Time magazine
People Magazine is a supermarket checkout gossip rag, read — or should I say consumed — by average-ass women. Pay close attention whenever you see a woman "reading" one of these mags. You'll notice they flip quickly through the pages, obviously doing little more than looking at the pictures.

If you think readers of Jezebel, HuffPo, etc., are brain-dead, at least those sites are mainly text that require some degree of literacy to read & to write for. People Magazine and its ilk seem to be aimed at the actually mentally retarded.
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(04-21-2017 10:50 PM)Scoundrel Wrote:  People Magazine is a supermarket checkout gossip rag, read — or should I say consumed — by average-ass women. Pay close attention whenever you see a woman "reading" one of these mags. You'll notice they flip quickly through the pages, obviously doing little more than looking at the pictures.

If you think readers of Jezebel, HuffPo, etc., are brain-dead, at least those sites are mainly text that require some degree of literacy to read & to write for. People Magazine and its ilk seem to be aimed at the actually mentally retarded.

Actually, I'm the only one I ever see reading that bollocks when I'm waiting in line behind five D.C. area losers all of whom are paying for unhealthy food with EBT, food stamps, and some government issued checks which I don't even know the name of. This area is very wealthy, though.
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RE: Julia Roberts world's most beautiful woman 2017 according to Time magazine
This is PEOPLE. Who buys People? Middle aged women.

Why the hell would a magazine made for middle-agedwomen put anyone other than a middle-aged woman as their hottest woman?

Makes sense to me.
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(04-21-2017 11:10 PM)monster Wrote:  This is PEOPLE. Who buys People? Middle aged women.

Why the hell would a magazine made for middle-agedwomen put anyone other than a middle-aged woman as their hottest woman?

Makes sense to me.

Hit the nail on the head.

As far as banging. Yes, even with the lights on. I wanna be able to see how much can fit in that mouth.
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(04-21-2017 10:50 PM)Scoundrel Wrote:  People Magazine is a supermarket checkout gossip rag...

What Orwell euphoniously called "prolefeed".

Still remember how hilarious it was to watch those rags trip over their dicks concerning that couple with the eight or ten or whatever kids. For the first few days when their cheating scandal erupted, the narrative across all of the magazines was that the father was wronged by the adulterous witch, the poor guy, and at last he could reveal what a hateful shrew she was behind that phony perfect-mom facade. Then the narrative turned on a dime, across all the checkout magazines, all the same way, all at once: he's suddenly this no-good loser manchild and always had been, while the wife is the very model of saintly motherhood, her quiet, virtuous suffering at his hands made public at last.

My guess is that they were honest with the scandal at first, then saw data coming in that the prole-frau readers were more sympathetic to the wife character and so had to abruptly change the storyline being presented.

No different here. The choice of old broads for this "honor" is an appeal to the vanity of the old broads who buy such magazines, just like CNN's incessant JFK/Jackie/Camelot/Sixties/Seventies/Summer of Love/etc. historical retrospective weeklong special event series are offered as catnip to the self-absorbed lefty Boomers who make up the bulk of their audience.
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RE: Julia Roberts world's most beautiful woman 2017 according to Time magazine
Even with Mouth Reduction Surgery, she just isn't that good looking.

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RE: Julia Roberts world's most beautiful woman 2017 according to Time magazine
Her mouth is like Michelle Obama's arms.

Opinion-shapers keep insisting on how beautiful it is. It's not. It's the Uncanny Valley with lipstick and yellow teeth.
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