Post: #726

Almost lost the first date bang logistics here but pulled it off. The 4Runner line was an intentional plant for use in callback humor - good text tool around things that are certain to come up again, in this case sleeping logistics. She could broach the topic later easily, without feeling easy. Mistakenly cut out line read "a serial killer or something like that"

Post: #727

"Im smart and I'm a model I deserve better"

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Post: #729

I was testing out a new opener on Tinder when the inevitable happened:

Post: #730

Sent this to a girl I'd just ravaged repeatedly, shortly after she left my place. I rawdogged her and like an idiot blasted inside her. For round two I got nervous but I can't very well switch to a bag after going natural, so I slipped her a VCF insert. This went well but after draining my balls the 2nd time she wanted a taste of my meat hammer. Apparently these spermicidal products have a very unpleasant taste. Now you know.

Post: #731

Dickpic

[Mod: Gay picture removed]

Post: #732

I didn't need to see that

Post: #733

Hey asshat how about censoring that part showing your dick.

Post: #734

The pic ain't mine, just googled and used it for jokes.

My apologies if it offended someone

Post: #735

(12-08-2014 01:38 AM)Abnormal Wrote:  My apologies if it offended someone

"If" you offended someone?

7-day warning for gay-porn trolling.

Post: #736

Yesterday morning, on my way back to work after getting a Kris Kringle present, I stopped this cute little Mexican girl and use the pet shop opener.

She was in a hurry, on her way to class, so she grabbed me by the arm and led me in the direction of where she thought the pet shop was (she's only been here for a month). She had to head off in another direction, so I quickly grabbed her number. I got her to put it into my phone, and then she said to me "call me", as in right then and there, so she had my number.

Interaction was only about 1 minute all up, but she is definitely keen. She even uttered "I want to know all about you", as we went our separate ways, haha.

I was going to text her yesterday afternoon, to set up a date, but she bet me to it! Meeting her tonight at a cool little Mexican bar. I'm pretty confident this won't end up being a flake, but stranger things have happened.

   

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Post: #738

An old ex has been trying to get me to come beat it up again..

Post: #739

Roosh's pet shop opener really is gold.

Opened an 8.5, which is rare for me, I usually don't cold approach >7.5.

As I was walking up behind her I noticed her slender body, toned calves and shiny black hair. I'm thinking to myself, this girl has to be Asian (which I'm into by the way), but to my surprise I see Caucasian features as I steal a glance to the side as I pass her.

I walked ahead for a while, then slowed down so she could walk beside me. She had earbuds in, but I thought, fuck it - "do you know if there is a pet shop in the city?", I asked, as she promptly liberated her ears of the things. As she leans toward me, I notice that she's sporting a perky rack - without a doubt she has had some enhancement.

She seemed to think there was one, then rambled on about some other stores that just sold pets toys. "Aha, that's what I'm after!", I said. I told a little white lie, that I'm new in town, to consolidate the I-don't-know-where-shit-is story, and mentioned I'm from Victoria (which I am originally). This happens to be quite a DHV to South Aussies.

We keep walking (in the wrong direction for me), and she asks what I do for work. I tell her what I do for work, to which she replies, "so am I!".

She works for a firm that manages doctors and dentists. The penny drops, that's how she came to be enhanced in the breast department (which I couldn't stop myself from getting more than a few unrepentant glances of)...and the more I focused on her face, the more artificialness I was seeing (botox lips, and fake eyelashes).

She is visibly young however, probably mid 20's, so doesn't look trashy with what she has done - in fact, with the corporate attire, and prescription glasses, she'd fit right in to a Brazzers clip.

Anyway, number closed her, and for the first time ever got a surname too! I call her phone straight away, and say "that's my number".

About 30 mins later, she sends the first text...

   
   
   

Post: #740

I sent three "Merry christmas" texts. This was the best response:

   

Post: #741

Me: Merry Christmas!

Her: Go fuck yourself you fuckin asshole

Me: haha

Post: #742

No..I didn't have feelings..You were rich..bought me stuff and liked it really rough..

Post: #743

Italian girl


Romanian girl.



*I stole this line from someone else for lolz

Post: #744

This one isn't so much as memorable as it is eerie:

I hit up a girl on OKC, and she replies back with, "I think I've met you before. Your face is very familiar."

I really didn't recall, so I reply back honestly with, "seriously? I'm pretty sure I've never met you in my life. Where would we have met?"

"you're good friends with one of my best friends. I recall that we ruminated about how cool Lauryn Hill is."

At this point, I'm thinking she's some sort of stalker or something.

Turns out she's best friends with a friend of mine. We met some years back, but I really don't remember her. The conversation we had after that was pretty solid, so we may actually meet up because she's in my city 4 days a week. Ain't that some shit?

Post: #745

Buy that frame I'm selling. Buy it!

Post: #746

Emptying my phone of all the screenshots from crazy chicks

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Post: #748

If you're game was solid on the first meet this is all you actually need when it comes to get her out.


Hey, It's VersacePyhton, lets hang out. When are you free this week?

Post: #749

VersacePython...you must be God. I praise you on your solid game.

Post: #750

(03-05-2015 06:51 PM)VersacePython Wrote:  If you're game was solid on the first meet this is all you actually need when it comes to get her out.


Hey, It's VersacePyhton, lets hang out. When are you free this week?

The second coming of Little Dark? Will you tell us about your experiences with white knights? Or more about this thread and leading it in a new direction?