Post: #676

   

Post: #677

Post: #678

(03-28-2014 02:00 PM)MiscBrah Wrote:  

What was the backstory to this? And why make the message so long?

Post: #679

(03-28-2014 02:03 PM)Remington Wrote:  

(03-28-2014 02:00 PM)MiscBrah Wrote:  

What was the backstory to this? And why make the message so long?

he's a zyzz wanna be, zyzz messaged some broad this shit nearly word for word and it was plastered all over the net when he died.

Post: #680

Quote:What was the backstory to this? And why make the message so long?

I met up with her after I messaged her on OkCupid and she was a secret internet fatty. I was no longer interested so I used a misc copypasta.

Post: #681

(03-28-2014 03:28 PM)MiscBrah Wrote:  

Quote:What was the backstory to this? And why make the message so long?

I met up with her after I messaged her on OkCupid and she was a secret internet fatty. I was no longer interested so I used a misc copypasta.

That's a pretty long winded response. I would have just said "no longer interested" or something along those lines. No need to waste your time and to intentionally hurt the poor girl's feelings if she didn't do anything to deserve it.

Post: #682

(03-28-2014 04:48 PM)Remington Wrote:  

(03-28-2014 03:28 PM)MiscBrah Wrote:  

Quote:What was the backstory to this? And why make the message so long?

I met up with her after I messaged her on OkCupid and she was a secret internet fatty. I was no longer interested so I used a misc copypasta.

That's a pretty long winded response. I would have just said "no longer interested" or something along those lines. No need to waste your time and to intentionally hurt the poor girl's feelings if she didn't do anything to deserve it.

No need to white knight, either. I'm glad you shamed that fatty, you made the world a better place.

Post: #683

   

Post: #684

SNL: I don't even know how that is possible. Literally that was the most cum I've seen...ever. All that zinc, so impressive.

Post: #685

Quick background and game story: This is a girl I've been dating for a few months and who I hung out with last night (read about that here).

<AO> Working on a yacht in [REDACTED] harbour today
<SaltySpice> Ooo sounds nice

Then 10 minutes later:
<SaltySpice> I wish I could drink a margarita on a yacht today and watch you work with your shirt off

Keep in mind the work I'm doing has nothing to do with my shirt being off. Also, that while I don't have manboobs, I don't have a six pack and I don't have a defined chest, so this makes it all the more of a great unsolicited text from her. Good girl.

Post: #686

Me: SK the sexy motherfucker
Jennifer the Sexiest: wus up sexay
Me: ur temperature cos i kno u got the fever for me


2 days later,
Jennifer the Sexiest: Your game is so wack and u are not sexy #1. #2ur game is lame bro !
Me: thx 4 noticing :-)

*****

guess she had a bf...

Post: #687

Post: #688

(03-19-2014 06:20 PM)Remington Wrote:  So go do what you do im sure your good at it. Your nothing more than a hunter looking for prey so go get them have useless sex.

UHH fucking duh ? lmao

Quote:Jill 9:56pm: The thing that really cracks me up is that you think its so easy to use women I told you I have my nipples pierced, that I have a high pain tolerance, and that I'm a fire dancer you connected that as me being crazy. Than I told you that all the guys that I've been with wanted to marry me and that didnt strike you as odd? Somehow I think you missed something there. Theres a reason why every man who has ever been with me never wanted to leave my friend

Delusions from fantasy island, hamster in full effect.

Post: #689

(04-11-2014 12:20 PM)kaotic Wrote:  

(03-19-2014 06:20 PM)Remington Wrote:  So go do what you do im sure your good at it. Your nothing more than a hunter looking for prey so go get them have useless sex.

UHH fucking duh ? lmao

Quote:Jill 9:56pm: The thing that really cracks me up is that you think its so easy to use women I told you I have my nipples pierced, that I have a high pain tolerance, and that I'm a fire dancer you connected that as me being crazy. Than I told you that all the guys that I've been with wanted to marry me and that didnt strike you as odd? Somehow I think you missed something there. Theres a reason why every man who has ever been with me never wanted to leave my friend

Delusions from fantasy island, hamster in full effect.

She was quite the character. Her texts were always a joy to read and forward to the contacts in my phone

Post: #690

Here's a text convo with a chick from yesterday. Do you guys have any suggestions/tips? She went to the same school as I but she recently transferred to a new one, and being that I hadn't texted her in a while, I thought bringing up her transfer would be the perfect opportunity to spark up a convo again. Should I reply? I'm thinking about ignoring her text since she took almost an entire day to reply. She's known for flaking, too, probably flaked on me twice in the past so I'm being cautious with this one.

me: sup (yesterday)
her: who is this (yesterday)
me: kevin (yesterday)
her: u changed ur number? (yesterday)
me: yea, got a new phone. whats up? (yesterday)
her: home chillin, bored. how about you? (yesterday)
me: cant complain. I just found out today that u changed ur school (yesterday)
her: lmfao ur lying (yesterday)
her: how? (yesterday)
me: i thought u were suspended but marco told me u changed ur school. u should've told me (yesterday)
her: and u should've texted me (yesterday)
me: i think i made it pretty clear that i don't text girls who are in a relationship & textin you would had contradicted that principle (yesterday)
her: lmfao, i wasnt in a relationship! (yesterday)
me: and obama's my father. (yesterday)
her: lol ok, I WAS talking to one guy but he's a joke. I wasn't really into him. (yesterday)
me: oh really? (yesterday)
her: yup (yesterday)
me: so are you enjoying single life? (yesterday)
her: of course (yesterday)
her: i know u are too, i bet u have a bunch of women lined up (yesterday)
me: perhaps (yesterday)
her: i knew it! (yesterday)
me: we should get together some time. how about monday? (yesterday)
her: ok (6:36 pm today)

Post: #691

This thread reminds me of a funny facebook exchange I had a while back. Short back story: saw she was friends of a mutual friend of mine and that she was actually good looking after scanning through her photos (maybe a 7...bangable) Anyhow I sent her a friend request to which she responded within 3 minutes (slut alert). I decided to have a little fun with her and see if I could score some easy puss. Here's the exchange verbatim....punctuation, capitalization and all:

Me: i see youre from marietta. i just moved from atlanta
Her: Thats was up hyd
Me: im always good you
Her: Very well
Me: so what brought you to the 775
Her: My mom
Me: nice anyway welcome to the harem
Her: Lol
Me: play your cards right I may elevate you into my top 3
Her: Hahw is that right well im elevated to the max all by my little ole self
Me: do you bleach your hair a lot or do you change it up
Her: I just went back blonde fron brown why
Me: I get bored easily
Her: Thats cool I have a bf so im happy and excited all the time he is amazing and fun

This made me chuckle. Her predictability was amusing. Moments later she posts on her wall "Just because you got game doesn't mean I'm playing lmao". That's code for "I've got 'gina tingles" Anyway...

Me: <picture of the cat and a birthday cake that says "throw you a party because you have a boyfriend" in no uncertain terms>
Her: <picture of a small growling dog>
Me: cute. how long you been in reno
Her: 4years too damn lonf
Me: better than Georgia
Her: Haha not lol
Her: <picture of the same small dog laughing>
Me: you must own a small dog
Her: No I have a pitt
(got bored and waited a day to message back)
Me: that's original
Her: Yea ikr I have two others but I was making a point
Me: red or blue nosed
Her: Blue
Me: at least you don't have the played out red nose. solid.
(Threw her a bone...I'm a GSD man myself)
Her: Yea I like to he different
(Typical snowflaking. I'm losing attraction by the minute and ready to nuke the broad)
Me: I dunno Dani you strike me as the typical "pit bull hip hop" chick..
(Sink or swim bitch, you're losin' me)
Her: Lol theres nothing typical about me
(Aye yai yai....)
Me: ha ha maybe but i know a lotta decent looking blondes with pits
(threw her one last life line...make it count)
Her: Yea well im am an individual so I am my own person regardless of the animals I have
Me: what kind of music do you listen to
Her: I like all music but mainly listen to old school r&b and soul
Me: now we're getting somewhere. favorite artist
Her: I dont have one there so many greats
(I've had it)
Me: <picture of a kid yawning> typical
Her: Ok your a typical ass hole so on that nite have a great day
Her: Note
Me: your bf is one lucky guy lol
Her: I appreciate it

...and that was it. I got tired of her cookie cutter personality. The definition of "asshole" today is a guy who doesn't tolerate a woman's below average or mediocre existence. On a brighter note, my coworker and I had a great laugh while this was going on so I was glad to brighten his day.

Post: #692

Same girl from Post: #683...I guess I was right...

   
   

Post: #693

This is from a classic BPD/Cluster B girl who I hadn't spoken to in over a year. I told her to fuck off and hung up on her when she called me from a mutual friend's phone. Memorable to say the least.

Post: #694

"ok"

Post: #695

Text help For A Recovering Beta

Met this chick several months ago she if really cute and much younger than me. I am 51 but look much younger and she is 24 probably a 7. We banged several times, sex was always really good lots of orgasms etc. but I fell into total beta mode she started losing interest and then she had a serious medical issue and she dropped out of site for a couple of months. This past week she emailed me out of the blue and told me she had been thinking about me. (translation she is DTF).

I responded by calling her a couple of hours later. She was at work and she wants to meet convo was short since she was at work no flirting. But she told me that she is in my town now just about every day of the week, (my interpretation she is showing good logistics).

So I waited a day and then texted her this is the exchange:

Me: Wow what a beautiful day, just got off the golf course.
an hour later
Her:(sends a pic which I cannot open.)
an hour later
Me:hey did you send a pic?
right away
Her:sure did (she sends pic again)
Me:not getting it email it
hour later
Me:what no pic?
two hours later i get the pic, it is of her legs at the pool in bikini with a book on her lap that we had talked about caption says "my kinda day, naturally I think of you "
hour later
Me: (pic of me on golf course) just got your pic very nice legs not bad either

Context:she is very cute very nice former cheerleader/gymnast, but she hates pics of herself.

That was yesterday and I have not heard back from her. I want to bang her this week. She seems like she was ready to go. Did I fuck this up? Should I just contact her and set up meeting? Should I just wait? Remember I am coming from a complete beta frame with her. So I am having to transition to a more Alpha dominate frame. Should I wait for doing that in person?

Help me out here brothers. I always take advice seriously. What would you guys have done? And what would you do with what I have now? I am starting to understand the whole minimal text game more and more. Before I would have sent a whole tone of needy shit and responded immediately so maybe she is put of by my attempts at game? I am working on some others but this one is at the top of my list.

Post: #696

(04-23-2014 02:46 PM)Nostromo Wrote:  This is from a classic BPD/Cluster B girl who I hadn't spoken to in over a year. I told her to fuck off and hung up on her when she called me from a mutual friend's phone. Memorable to say the least.

well done

Post: #697

We need some El Mechanico screen shots up in this beesh.

El Mech, show us your supreme skills!

Post: #698

(Immediate response after suggesting a day or two to hang during the week)

Her: Just to clarify, you just want to get drinks and have sex with me, right?

Post: #699

What did you say to that?

Post: #700

(05-07-2014 05:13 PM)Monty Brown Wrote:  What did you say to that?

Me: Is that what you were thinking? I figured drinks followed by tea and crackers at my place