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Told her about somethingthat I was going to buy with some cash that I won. Then I asked her if there's anything she has been wanting to buy.

   

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First post. This forum has been great for a recovering beta like me. Stoked to finally be signed up. This first text is in large part thanks to text inspiration found on this thread.

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all girls I met while in Shanghai:

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Got bored one night and decided to try out ridiculous pickup lines. Needless to say, they didn't work.

Me: You should sell hot dogs, because you already now how to make a wiener stand
Her: That's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard
Me: You can call me Sir William Herschel, because I'm going to discover Uranus

She never replied

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A conversation I had with a 35 year old female friend of mine.

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@Parlay

That's an awkward conversation haha. Halfway through I thought she was going to start getting angry . She seems pretty cool for a girl that age.

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Same here, I thought she was going to perform a hamster attack but nope. She's a cool chick.

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(09-15-2013 11:22 AM)Hallasan Wrote:  @Parlay

That's an awkward conversation haha. Halfway through I thought she was going to start getting angry . She seems pretty cool for a girl that age.

(09-15-2013 11:25 AM)Cattle Rustler Wrote:  Same here, I thought she was going to perform a hamster attack but nope. She's a cool chick.

Yeah she's cool. I've known her for a while. Petite little thing. Like 100 pounds with huge tits. I've been trying to crack her for a while. She's tough. She's also newly single so I may have a chance.

I like to tempt the hamster sometimes and see what I can get away with.

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First I'd gotten BJ but hadn't banged yet, was setting up follow up meet at my house.

Second I said I'd send girl a sexy picture of me posing nude if she did the same.

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You guys text too much

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Model I met in town for NYFW

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I'm reading this from time to time and it seems like you guys are letting the girls control too much.

Step it up.

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This was memorable for me because this girl is an 8.5 with a boyfriend. I suppose it's pretty standard shit for RVF, but considering where I was 18 months ago, I'm happy.



Her: Can I swing by real quick?
Me: ok ;P
Her: ah, I have the same clothes as before. LOL
Her: Oh my god :|
Me: Lol. you good
Her: Oh my god :| I'm at Sanjo now, so I'll be there soon
Me: k. heading out

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@ "Who is this?" Stolen!!

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Two trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...

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Recent text message exchange with a girl I was banging earlier this summer. She's moving very soon:

Me: Have any girlfriends in your area I should meet?
Her: Yes but I don't think they want my sloppy seconds. We don't just pass around dudes

Me: More like well-endowed seconds
Her: Haha well you do have a big penis

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Just got the new iphone, I dig the new text messaging format:

   

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I've completely stopped caring what I text a girl anymore:

Her: Come to xx bar! (Fri 9:19p)
Me: Can you sew? (Fri 10:35p)
Her: Come to (2nd) bar! (Fri 10:42p)

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(09-29-2013 10:57 AM)CJ Wrote:  I've completely stopped caring what I text a girl anymore:

Her: Come to xx bar! (Fri 9:19p)
Me: Can you sew? (Fri 10:35p)
Her: Come to (2nd) bar! (Fri 10:42p)

I was eating and I almost spilled my food over my keyboard

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(08-13-2012 03:33 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  By the way "How single are you today"

Credit- Divorco

(08-13-2012 05:19 PM)Roosh Wrote:  Are these interactions from girls you already fucked? Or are some of them you're still working on?

(08-13-2012 05:49 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(08-13-2012 05:19 PM)Roosh Wrote:  Are these interactions from girls you already fucked? Or are some of them you're still working on?

They've all been fucked at this point and dumped pretty much some of the texts were from girls trying to get with me and some of them are from me working threesomes. There's dates on the messages. I just grabbed some funny stuff but I have multiple pages of un-fucked tramps I haven't gotten to yet simmering. I was thinking about starting a new thread. I also have all my Dominican texts/ what's app and iblacklist which are the funniest.

(08-13-2012 05:56 PM)thedude3737 Wrote:  El Mech you should do a coffee table book of that shit

Damn! Now they part is HOW you GOT THEM to GET to this point.. the wisdom!

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my humble contribution. it's long overdue, considering all the gold ive pilfered from here

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I dont think being sexually explicit in text is good with girls better to just be suggestive?