Post: #551

You could tell her:

"I'll cook for you"

Then show up with a box with a hole in the bottom for your dick.

"dinner's ready"

Post: #552

I posted in the I-Just-Had-Sex Thread about this nineteen year old that I met taking a photo class at my local junior college. Well, this other chick I'd been teasing/joking around with texted me today about where to pick up our final projects (class is over, but it's the last assignment that the teacher needed to finish grading after the last class, I had previously offered her and others in the class to pick up their assignments while I was on campus a week ago). I told her where they were, then she still didn't know where I was talking about so I gave her a quick "it's right fucking there just walk" type message and she found it. Later she texted me:

<Fina> Should have had you pick up my photos
<Fina> First this guy asks me where an AA meeting is, then asks for my number
<Fina> Charming

*an hour later*

<AO> Want to get a drink?
<Fina> I don't think my boyfriend would approve

*an hour later*

<AO> He wouldn't be invited
<Fina> Hahaha
<Fina> You're too funny

Not sure where to go from here, but it's funny how what I formerly would've thought was a fucked up response ("He wouldn't be invited") is WAY better received than I ever previously thought possible.

Post: #553

^Talk about just being friends and ask whats wrong with that. Throw something at her like "what, you think I am attractive or something?". Be persistant and maybe guilt her a little. Works better talking over the phone.

I don't know if this is the right answer but its what I would do.

Post: #554

(06-05-2013 02:18 PM)soup Wrote:  You could tell her:

"I'll cook for you"

Then show up with a box with a hole in the bottom for your dick.

"dinner's ready"

She wasn't pleased with my start cooking response as she had made me three days worth of food, that I only have to heat up, at that point. While also cleaning the house.

So yeah, I took her out to eat then pounded her through the bed.

Was this beta?

Post: #555

(06-07-2013 01:21 PM)Hotwheels Wrote:  She wasn't pleased with my start cooking response as she had made me three days worth of food, that I only have to heat up, at that point. While also cleaning the house.

So yeah, I took her out to eat then pounded her through the bed.

Was this beta?

Fuck, I'd take my cleaning lady out to dinner if she'd clean my whole house and cook me three days worth of food. That's a great ROI before you're even talking about a fuckable girl doing it!

Post: #556

Ask Ali if she's bangable.

I think I am blinded at this point.

Post: #557

I gave this girl my best dickin a while ago and she's still begging for it!

   
   

Post: #558

Can't be arsed screenshotting it but my current girl sent me this yesterday:

"I don't know why but I wanted to break up with you so many times, but there is something I don't know what it is but I want to stay with you".

It's the game, baby.

Post: #559

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Post: #561

   

Girls remember everything.


All I remember was noting to myself to never take a girl to Chipotle again.

Post: #562

Was drunk last night and sent a dick pic to an ugly Asian girl that I met online like a year ago

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Post: #563

Am I the only one trollinggirls on tthis forum?

   
   

^^^not the same conversation/dick pic girl
I had a change of heart and never showed up.

Post: #564

^What's up with the pics beside your name? Lmao.

Post: #565

Exchange that took place today with a chick from okc:

Her: Well since you're contacting me I must be potentially attractive enough for you to actual see in person? No?
Me: you passed the initial screen. on to round two

Her: (sends alluring photo of herself)
Her: Good to know : )

Me: meet tonight at 9
Her: Where
Me: (names venue)
Her: And will you be able to recognize me? That pic was me right now

Me: wear heels and a skirt
Her: Do you always tell girls what to wear? Do you recommend underwear too? A thong perhaps? Lingerie under?
Me: no panties

Her: Really? You look like a lingerie guy?
Me: it better be black
Her: That's all I own
Me: then we're all set

Think I'll be able to get the SNL tonight?
We're going to be in her area, so after the first venue (or two) I'm gonna transition back to her place.

Post: #566

Hooray

Post: #567

Recent exchange with the same girl from my previous post:

Her: If I'm a good girl? I'm always a good girl

(several minutes elapse)

Her: Well except maybe when I took my top off in your car last night :x

Post: #568

   
   
   
   

Post: #569

To a fuck buddy

Post: #570

Married chick from Craigslist

Post: #571

I don't have many of these on my phone but this one is funny. Girl was not happy.

Post: #572

Bed wetting game

Post: #573

Milf hunter game. Already banged daughter was going for the mom. Still think I have a chance.

Post: #574

Dog walking game.

Post: #575

(08-19-2013 12:56 PM)MidniteSpecial Wrote:  Dog walking game.

I dont get how she got your number in the first place?