Post: #1

So this has happened twice to me.

Incident One: I'm at a college bar famous for its underage drinkers and a dancefloor. This very attractive blonde girl comes up to me and starts talking right when the bar is closing, I believe I said something stupid like "let's keep drinking at my house" (maybe my second or third line out of my mouth given the bar time) and within a minute or two, we are standing in front of a table with four of her sorority friends sitting down. As best a can recollect, one or two gave a "thumbs up of approval" and we were out the door. It was a 5 min walk to my house. Apparently the quickness of it all made her say "just so you know we're not having sex tonight". This is back when I was still a greenhorn, so I respected her wishes, even while fingering her in my bed, that is until she finally said, "when are you going to fuck me". Gotta love it. P.S. this girl was very attractive swede who claimed she had modeled (and it was believable).

Incident Two: I'm at a music festival and I'm kinda just hanging out the outskirts of a concert with a friend. This girl just starts dancing up on me, subtly at first, and then just flat out starts grinding on me. I'll admit it was pretty ridiculous. Within five minutes I was touching her all over (as she obviously was asking for it). I believe my similar line was something like "I've had enough of this let's get outta here". She went to talk to her friends to convince her we were going to the house party underneath her apt. We cabbed to her house, she kinda stopped by the house party, and I walked past like it didn't exist and gave her the "eye". She walked right upstairs to her place and I followed. Great sex. Girl had a 10 body and a serviceable face. She looked kinda shocked, I'm a slut look after all this happened. She asked me to leave promptly before her friends got home HA.

Both events are similar in that a girl showed clear forward sexual interest in me and I instantly went for separation from friends right to the house. The first ruse was "another drink", the second one didn't need one, lol.

This doesn't happen often. Just wish I could get this ballsy without a girl showing clear cut sexual interest and approaching (which rarely happens).

Post: #2

Good stuff sounds like saying let's get out of here is a great line

The quickest lay I got was in about three hours. She friended me on Facebook, said we should hangout. Took her to my apt, played some beerpong listened to music, put on a movie and had her in my bed near the end of it.

Post: #3

Vegas pool party. I was macking one of the cougars. Her drunk friend came over, sat down next to me, started rubbing my leg. I was sort of pissed, as I wanted the blonde cougar.

Then she said, "Would you help me find my hotel?"

Took her to her room, gave her a brief massage, and bang-bang-bang.

Maybe slightly longer than 10 minutes, since we had to go from Encore to the hotel. But we were standing up and on our way about 3 minutes after she sat down next to me.

Post: #4

(08-16-2011 07:57 PM)MikeCF Wrote:  Vegas pool party. I was macking one of the cougars. Her drunk friend came over, sat down next to me, started rubbing my leg. I was sort of pissed, as I wanted the blonde cougar.

Then she said, "Would you help me find my hotel?"

Took her to her room, gave her a brief massage, and bang-bang-bang.

Maybe slightly longer than 10 minutes, since we had to go from Encore to the hotel. But we were standing up and on our way about 3 minutes after she sat down next to me.

Haha, exactly. It's quite hard to really do it in 5 minutes. This would have been possible for my first incident, for example, if she was at my house for a party.

I think I mean the "go switch", when she's already committed to going home with you. I vaguely remember fingering incident number two in the cab just in case she wanted to get cold on me (unlikely, with that slut).

BTW, that cougars line is pretty damn good.

Post: #5

This makes no sense. You meet a girl talk, take a cab ride, then if you fuck after 10 minutes it counts for something?
How about have you fucked a girl within the first 10 minutes of first contact?

Post: #6

(08-16-2011 08:21 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  This makes no sense. You meet a girl talk, take a cab ride, then if you fuck after 10 minutes it counts for something?
How about have you fucked a girl within the first 10 minutes of first contact?

I tried to explain this above. I think its fair to subtract minor logistics (a 5 min walk home or a 10 min cab ride) and if the end result is 10 minutes or less between you being perfect strangers and fucking, I'd say that counts for something.

And for baby Jesus sakes, throwing her on the couch having foreplay for 5-10min before actually penetrating counts too.

Post: #7

My fastest pull ever was my second to last notch. Brazilian girl at Emporio in Rio, took about 20 minutes from hello to getting into a cab and going to a motel. I was legitimately afraid she was going to ask for money at the last minute.

Post: #8

Mine was probably 7-8 mins. College house party, probably about 1:15ish this chick just came up and said i've been watching you all night and i think your cute. Chated for about 2 mins, made out infront of everybody for another 2 mins, then I said lets go upstairs, somewhere a little more private. Took her to the bathroom and fucked her on the sink. Meet to penetration 7-8 mins.

Post: #9

My date tonight told me she wouldn't have sex with me that night (within 30 minutes), then proceeded to set up a date for Saturday where all I had to do was show up. No dinner, just fucking. I shit you not.

When I pressed, I finally guessed right... on her period. Granted, she's lower on the scale than I normally go for (5.5 - 6), but I have a feeling I would have had her within half an hour if I'd pressed.

10 min? That's tough. Anyone had any luck with non-drunk, house party chicks? What's your story?

My quickest lay is about 1 1/2 hrs.

Post: #10

Quickest was about 45 minutes to an hour at a friend's party. But much of that was taken up in search of privacy

Post: #11

I had a cool experience once where I was going to Tahiti from Miami and had a connecting flight from LA. I missed my original flight to LA so when I got there I had to wait to the next day to go to Tahiti. I stayed at a casino/hotel where I went to get a massage at the spa. They were Korean girls working the spa and I thought the place was a totally legit spa place. After the massage the perfectly classy korean 7 lady said, "for 100, we can do everything" I was all over it and was fucking her within a minute cause she went to put a towel over the glass window on the door to the room and got the condom on. Pretty crazy to be fucking someone when a minute before you had no idea that would be happening. I was 19, today I wouldn't have been as surprised.

I know this doesn't count, just thought it was a cool story.

Post: #12

10-15 mins for me, although it was probably 5 or 6 years ago.

So I got rejected by a girl i'd been working for a while at a Belle & Sebastian night, and dejectedly went downstairs to the toilets. Fortunately the girls toilet was queuing outside and I approached a girl, then promptly accused her of having a Slavic look. She lit up and said she was studying Russian literature, we kissed intensely and I then suggested we head back to her place. She agreed, and from total rejection to chance encounter I was out the door.

I just remember the shock and LSE resentment from one of my friends when we were getting in the taxi (in fact he tried to ruin my chances but just ended up making me look better)

In the morning I woke up in this plush apartment right in the centre of the city, and she tells me that she has to leave to conduct a webchat interview in Japan. Turns out shes some critically acclaimed young author. Never exchanged numbers/fb and I've subsequently read her book, its fucking rubbish.

Post: #13

(08-17-2011 07:01 AM)wanderer Wrote:  10-15 mins for me, although it was probably 5 or 6 years ago.

So I got rejected by a girl i'd been working for a while at a Belle & Sebastian night, and dejectedly went downstairs to the toilets. Fortunately the girls toilet was queuing outside and I approached a girl, then promptly accused her of having a Slavic look. She lit up and said she was studying Russian literature, we kissed intensely and I then suggested we head back to her place. She agreed, and from total rejection to chance encounter I was out the door.

I just remember the shock and LSE resentment from one of my friends when we were getting in the taxi (in fact he tried to ruin my chances but just ended up making me look better)

In the morning I woke up in this plush apartment right in the centre of the city, and she tells me that she has to leave to conduct a webchat interview in Japan. Turns out shes some critically acclaimed young author. Never exchanged numbers/fb and I've subsequently read her book, its fucking rubbish.

Hahaha. Nice story

Post: #14

Overnight flight Newark - UK.

We talked for about 5 minutes outside the gate, by random accident we sat next to each other on the flight. Didn't say more than 10 words, total, to each other after that.

As they dimmed the lights about an hour or so in to the flight I put my hand in hers, started caressing her thighs, warming her up. I was proud of myself I waited for at least 20 minutes of that before I ordered her to go to the bathroom and wait for me. Even if she was a 6.5 at best.

Post: #15

This is crazy, but the time I got a lay in 1 minute was before I knew about formal game. It was off of a neg.

I was running solo game at the bar (weekend? I don't remember) and it was getting late. I had seen this girl that I thought was the hottest in the bar (this was my existential rating system at the time.. the 10 was the hottest girl in the bar, regardless of how she measured up against all the women of the world)- she had come up at some point to order a drink.

At this time of the night, I was starting to get drunk and angry that I wasn't having luck with any girls, so I was thinking "fuck everybody."

This girl was wearing a fur coat, and in my head I was like "what fucking nerve to be wearing fur" So, the next time she came up near me to order a drink I said, in a very insulting tone, "what is that, fox."

She turned around, looked at me, and said "Actually, it's five of them."

We started making out right there, and within moments she said "let's get out of here." We did and it was awesome.

Post: #16

Shit I need to change my answer!

I had answered 30 mins (drummer in a band I picked up in a bar in Manila) but I remembered a 10 min lay in bar in Sydney, Australia from a long time back. Had been chilling in a pool bar playing pool with a male friend and she just came up to me at the end of the night (I had not even noticed her before), told me she was leaving and asked me if I would come to her place.

The walk back to her place was quite long so I felt longer but, ignoring that, it was probably around the 8 to 12 minute mark.

Post: #17

(08-16-2011 11:34 PM)Gmac Wrote:  10 min? That's tough. Anyone had any luck with non-drunk, house party chicks? What's your story?

My quickest lay is about 1 1/2 hrs.

You probably consistently run solid game which gives you a better chance of making the bang happen but also takes longer. My fastest pulls always happen when I'm completely wasted and instinctively revert to my caveman roots (although on that particular night I was taking it downright slow by brazilian standards, shit I actually had a legitimate portuguese conversation with her). If you just don't give a fuck at all and start shamelessly hitting on girls it's surprising how many are down to hook up with a drunk sleazy guy.

I'd be interested to know if anybody has gotten an instant bang, e.g. apocalypse opener and take her to the bar bathroom.

Post: #18

(08-16-2011 07:51 PM)kickboxer Wrote:  Good stuff sounds like saying let's get out of here is a great line.

I usually say "are you ready to go?" or "are you ready to get out of here?" since it assumes the sale (it's implied that you will be leaving together at some point, you're just asking if she's ready yet).

Post: #19

(08-17-2011 11:53 AM)gringochileno Wrote:  

(08-16-2011 11:34 PM)Gmac Wrote:  10 min? That's tough. Anyone had any luck with non-drunk, house party chicks? What's your story?

My quickest lay is about 1 1/2 hrs.

You probably consistently run solid game which gives you a better chance of making the bang happen but also takes longer. My fastest pulls always happen when I'm completely wasted and instinctively revert to my caveman roots (although on that particular night I was taking it downright slow by brazilian standards, shit I actually had a legitimate portuguese conversation with her). If you just don't give a fuck at all and start shamelessly hitting on girls it's surprising how many are down to hook up with a drunk sleazy guy.

I'd be interested to know if anybody has gotten an instant bang, e.g. apocalypse opener and take her to the bar bathroom.

Its called ASAP pussy and yes.
On St Patricks day about 8 years ago I went to the Irish pub to meet my friend. Up against the wall right behind him was a girl alone and the place was packed. I turned to her and smiled and she asked "would you like some company?"

I grabbed her hand and led her directly to my car by her ass and smashed her in my passenger seat within 5 minutes.


Another time I pulled up to a waterfront dive bar (by boat) and two girls were standing on the back deck drinking beer out of shot glasses alone.

I pulled up to the dock walked in and got a beer and they jumped on the boat with me. The one girl started blowing me almost instantly. I fucked both of them. They got int a fight on the way back and one of them stepped all over my fishing lures and ran off my boat yelling "HOOKS" HOOKS"

Another time on New Years This mother- daughter walked in to the tiki bar next to my house. I was sitting on a barstool at the end of the bar facing away from the bar. The daughter walked up to me and told me she hasn't been out in a while (kids) I asked her to smoke some weed and pulled her on to a wetslip boat at the marina. we took a hit of weed and my cock was in her in 3 minutes.

Her mom got jealous and told me she wanted some dick tonight.This girl was juicy enough for me to hit it again so I asked my boy if we can take them to his house. He said he didn't like the mom so we just had drinks.

The girls were getting hammered and I followed the mom into the ladies room and made her blow me while she was peeing. After the bar closed I dragged the two girls onto an old 60ft boat that I knew the owner of and he died. They were working on it and was unlocked. I put the mom in a stateroom and the daughter on the bridge. The mom pretended to be passed out but watched me fuck the daughter.I banged both of them for hours.

I have about 50 more of these stories. If anyone wants me to share

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Dive bar from front... notice the pink bike Its either a customers or the bartenders!!lol Friends in low places
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Tiki bar

Post: #20

(08-17-2011 12:32 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(08-17-2011 11:53 AM)gringochileno Wrote:  

(08-16-2011 11:34 PM)Gmac Wrote:  10 min? That's tough. Anyone had any luck with non-drunk, house party chicks? What's your story?

My quickest lay is about 1 1/2 hrs.

You probably consistently run solid game which gives you a better chance of making the bang happen but also takes longer. My fastest pulls always happen when I'm completely wasted and instinctively revert to my caveman roots (although on that particular night I was taking it downright slow by brazilian standards, shit I actually had a legitimate portuguese conversation with her). If you just don't give a fuck at all and start shamelessly hitting on girls it's surprising how many are down to hook up with a drunk sleazy guy.

I'd be interested to know if anybody has gotten an instant bang, e.g. apocalypse opener and take her to the bar bathroom.

Its called ASAP pussy and yes.
On St Patricks day about 8 years ago I went to the Irish pub to meet my friend. Up against the wall right behind him was a girl alone and the place was packed. I turned to her and smiled and she asked "would you like some company?"

I grabbed her hand and led her directly to my car by her ass and smashed her in my passenger seat within 5 minutes.


Another time I pulled up to a waterfront dive bar (by boat) and two girls were standing on the back deck drinking beer out of shot glasses alone.

I pulled up to the dock walked in and got a beer and they jumped on the boat with me. The one girl started blowing me almost instantly. I fucked both of them. They got int a fight on the way back and one of them stepped all over my fishing lures and ran off my boat yelling "HOOKS" HOOKS"

Another time on New Years This mother- daughter walked in to the tiki bar next to my house. I was sitting on a barstool at the end of the bar facing away from the bar. The daughter walked up to me and told me she hasn't been out in a while (kids) I asked her to smoke some weed and pulled her on to a wetslip boat at the marina. we took a hit of weed and my cock was in her in 3 minutes.

Her mom got jealous and told me she wanted some dick tonight.This girl was juicy enough for me to hit it again so I asked my boy if we can take them to his house. He said he didn't like the mom so we just had drinks.

The girls were getting hammered and I followed the mom into the ladies room and made her blow me while she was peeing. After the bar closed I dragged the two girls onto an old 60ft boat that I knew the owner of and he died. They were working on it and was unlocked. I put the mom in a stateroom and the daughter on the bridge. The mom pretended to be passed out but watched me fuck the daughter.I banged both of them for hours.

I have about 50 more of these stories. If anyone wants me to share


Dive bar from front... notice the pink bike Its either a customers or the bartenders!!lol Friends in low places

Tiki bar

Haha you're the fucking man.

Post: #21

God damn Mechanico, that's my dream right there, mother daughter.

There's this bar near me I hate, but is packed every day of the week, with tons of dudes and a few girls. I need to try the apocalypse opener there.

Post: #22

damn el Mechanico, your game is awesome!

Post: #23

Here's one more. I'm down at a rental house and trailer that I own and there's a few guys behind the trailer drinking beer beta-ing up this latina (NY) flavor.This one clown brought her there and I walked up took one of their natty ices and told her to shut the fuck up with her fake ass Rosie Perez accent.
She walked up to me and grabbed my hand and pulled me away to the center of the yard. I stuck my toungue down her throat and pulled her into the back yard of the house and pushed her inside and smashed it. The power was off in the house because the renters were moving but the kids bed were in the back room.I tore her ass apart and left her in the house , got in my car and left.


Ok,ok one more.I'm on my boat going under the causeway bridge in Dunedin Fl and I see two hot girls and one guy idling out the pass and the one blond is tipping some expensive champagne at about noon.

I idled up and pulled next to them in the channel. The guy wanted to fuck the other girl and asked me if I wanted to take the blond...She jumped on my boat with two bottles and we followed the other couple to a remote sand bar and I anchored in ear shot of them. She was guzzling that shit like crazy and it wasn't minutes later I had her bikini to the side and she was bent over my bow.

Post: #24

2-3 mins, but I rounded to 5 since that was the closest.

I met this voluptuous girl at an after party at a friends house. We had a brief conversation along with a few shots. A picture was taken of us all and then a flash later, we were making out and I tore off her clothes. I fucked her doggy style in front of her sister and a bunch of other people on my friends bed fake reality-porn style. In haste, I pulled off my condom, throwing it hap-hazardly, then proceeded to blast her. Afterwards, I had her look for it all over, under, and around the bed. No luck. I told my friend that I think it got lost somewhere. 2 weeks later, he told me he found it next to his pillow...

Post: #25

I think a few people are confusing what the question asks. It's not how long your interaction was before you started making out, leaving, etc. It's from eye contact to dick in pussy.