Post: #26

(08-18-2011 06:41 AM)Gmac Wrote:  It's from eye contact to dick in pussy.

Less than 15 minutes.

After hours party on Valentine's Day. About 3am my friends roll in with a bunch of girls, all sad and lonely because they didn't have a boyfriend or a date. One girl walked straight in the door and sat in my lap, so I led her by the hand to my bedroom.

Post: #27

El Mechanico, you're the man. I voted for 5 hours, because that was the magic number in the U.K.

I closed a girl in Athens, GA in about 1.5 hrs. My Guiness was propped on the window sill while I was outside of The Roadhouse smoking. This huge tittied girl was standing in front of it. I reached around her seductively, and she kissed me on the cheek. I convinced her to stay till last call, then walked her to the Holiday Inn and tore it up. Pulled another outta there in about 3 hrs. I love that shitty bar.

Post: #28

Notice that most of my stories are almost all water related. There is something about having the right amount of sand on you, the faint smell of suntan oil and a good tan that makes women lose their inhabitions.

This is another game that I play for ASAP
I bring my flats skiff out and position it just offshore near a jet ski rental. I watch the girls rent skis and go in circles for a while. When they get bored they get curious and start coming closer to me.

I wave them to come over and offer up a rum or tequila drink and ask if they own the skis. They usually only rent them for 30 min or an hour and have to get back. I ask if they or her want to ride down to the pass and hit the bar or go on an adventure.
1 out of 5 times you will have a passenger ready to come aboard.I have gotten my best pussy this way

Post: #29

My quickest was under 10 mins, at a friends pool party where we had bought several hundred $'s worth of alcohol for. I started fooling around with this girl in the pool and got a hard-on which I rubbed against her and she seemed to like it, so I pulled her panties aside and stuck it in (just the tip Not sure if this should count because I only had it in for 10 seconds and she said she's not having sex in the pool. I had to finish business several hours later.

My other quickest lay was probably 20 mins, this crazy chick in a bar in DC danced with me for a little bit and while I was trying to make small talk she cut the crap and asked "do you want to fuck me?" - I said I did and she dragged me to the back alley, I think it was between U and T streets. This may also not count, because I only fucked her for 3 minutes before I saw a cop car driving slowly up the alley and quickly zipped my pants. She was wearing a short skirt so did not have to do anything. Then we went to Club 5 for the after-party where she pulled a small ziplock bag of coke and offered some to me on the tip of her car key! Then I kinda knew the reason she had put out so fast.

I have a few other stories like that as well, not really 10 minute bangs but a a few short hours - and what is common to all of them is that the girl was either drunk or high. But that's to be expected - I don't think anyone hopes to pull a 10-minute bang by game alone.

Post: #30

Mine was in bar/club in Asheville NC in 2009. Was there for friends wedding and me and a buddy went out. That place is full of MILFS in summer time as the college students are gone home. Met a blonde MILF at 1 30....Danced...talked...made out with her in her friends SUV around 2am while there was fight outside club....Went to our hotel and called her to get her address and took the rental car. She was sucking on me at 2 25am.....so under an hour including logistics.

Post: #31

Had to come back to this one. Past week in DC, there for work and visiting my best friend. Raining cats and dogs outside. We were in Dupont area. Lizard walks in around 1 45am, from Chicago and there for work. Married and hates her husband. Sits next to me on bar stool and I open her. Go out for a smoke and I close my bar tab. Walk to CVS at the circle get condoms and her hotel is half a block away. I am fucking her at 2:15am. If you take out going to CVS and walk to her hotel I prolly did it in 15 mins. Fucked her in the dark in ass and left her sleeping at 3am in completely drenched clothes and walked to foggy bottom getting lost few times on the way to my hotel. No recollection of what she looked like. Another great night in DC.

Post: #32

(09-10-2011 08:41 AM)satanova77 Wrote:  Had to come back to this one. Past week in DC, there for work and visiting my best friend. Raining cats and dogs outside. We were in Dupont area. Lizard walks in around 1 45am, from Chicago and there for work. Married and hates her husband. Sits next to me on bar stool and I open her. Go out for a smoke and I close my bar tab. Walk to CVS at the circle get condoms and her hotel is half a block away. I am fucking her at 2:15am. If you take out going to CVS and walk to her hotel I prolly did it in 15 mins. Fucked her in the dark in ass and left her sleeping at 3am in completely drenched clothes and walked to foggy bottom getting lost few times on the way to my hotel. No recollection of what she looked like. Another great night in DC.

Need another reason not to get married?

Nice one.

Post: #33

(09-10-2011 08:41 AM)satanova77 Wrote:  Had to come back to this one. Past week in DC, there for work and visiting my best friend. Raining cats and dogs outside. We were in Dupont area. Lizard walks in around 1 45am, from Chicago and there for work. Married and hates her husband. Sits next to me on bar stool and I open her. Go out for a smoke and I close my bar tab. Walk to CVS at the circle get condoms and her hotel is half a block away. I am fucking her at 2:15am. If you take out going to CVS and walk to her hotel I prolly did it in 15 mins. Fucked her in the dark in ass and left her sleeping at 3am in completely drenched clothes and walked to foggy bottom getting lost few times on the way to my hotel. No recollection of what she looked like. Another great night in DC.

Condoms were a good call, even if it might break the mood. I always have one or two in my wallet (though only for a few weeks at a time or they can break).

If a girl will fuck you in 15 minutes, condoms are a must IMO. You could be a first or she could do that every weekend. Where in Dupont? Sounds like this was the night the "hurricane" came through. I was in Adams Morgan and there was ZERO action. Even less girls than usual.

Post: #34

It was from Citron....real crappy weather....I got a 12 pack of condoms but busted 3 of them during the one hour session...oh well i tried my best.....

At my hotel earlier in day I talked to two business milfs while waiting for cab....both in hurry and dressed up for business dinenrs but i could see myself working their stresses away...if i lived in DC and the scene was as bad for local chicks as it is i would stake out spots for business women and abuse their bodies and expense accounts...

Post: #35

I was walking back to my car last Saturday (I was cockblocked at the club) when some nickel-piece and her friend started talking to me as I was walking on the sidewalk.

I ended up walking back with them to her apartment, and I fucked the nickel piece. Total time to get back to her place and fuck - 20 minutes. Total time to fuck minus the walk back to her house - 5 minutes.

Normally, I don't have sex with 5's, but since she was offering and it required zero effort on my part, I thought, "why not?"

Post: #36

(09-12-2011 10:54 AM)Samseau Wrote:  I was walking back to my car last Saturday (I was cockblocked at the club) when some nickel-piece and her friend started talking to me as I was walking on the sidewalk.

I ended up walking back with them to her apartment, and I fucked the nickel piece. Total time to get back to her place and fuck - 20 minutes. Total time to fuck minus the walk back to her house - 5 minutes.

Normally, I don't have sex with 5's, but since she was offering and it required zero effort on my part, I thought, "why not?"

Welcome aboard!

Post: #37

Pretty quick one on the street yesterday. Under two hours, might have shored her, Anyway glad i´m rid of the 5 now. Bah ! Shame on me.

Post: #38

i came home from the bar drunk, was trying to sleep when drunk people knocked on my door on accident, i had met one of them long ago and we recognized each other, she walked in ditching her friends without even saying bye and we bang. at most 10 minutes

Post: #39

Yeah, most notably Halloween last year in San Francisco. Attached is the costume I wore, but not with that chick. I went to a bar in the Mission district after attending a couple of house parties. I saw my boy talking to this girl and he introduced me to her (a mistake on his part since I learned afterwards that he liked her). Within two minutes our faces were just inches apart. She lived just two blocks from the bar and we went over her place to make it happen. The crazy thing was, she didn't even know what I looked like. I had on this crazy wig and was wearing dark shades. I was trying to be something like an MC Hammer for Halloween save for the Vanilla Ice style wig lol. I'll never forget that night. The girl happened to be Jewish, too.

Post: #40

I don't know if internet lays count on this. Over the years, I have had at least 15 or 20, where she came over and we were fucking less than ten minutes after she came over my place or me to hers, and sometimes basically as soon as I got into the door.

But here's one that's probably my favorite instalay:

About a decade ago, not so long after university, I was living in Brazil in a rural mountainous area teaching english and spanish, enjoying a true pussy fest.
An american friend came down, and stayed for a month. When he left, a 14 year old girl he had smashed came by my place looking for him. She didnt know he had gone and wanted to give him a letter. I listened to her blab for a minute or two, and got bored, so just for shits and giggles, I said to her in vulgar Brazilian slang, with absolutely no opener or flirting beforehand, "want to screw?"
Even for Brazil, I was surprised by her quick okay, so I took her to my room and gave her some proper deep dicking.
I then kicked her out, destroyed the letter, and called my friend who thought it was hilarious. Then one of my fuck buddies in the town found out, and she got jealous, but instead of being a psycho, she just wanted top fuck even more, to make sure she could take care of my dick better than the other one. God I love Brazil.

Post: #41

15 minutes, dick in pussy

Wedding guest + bar + vodka = go time

Turns out the girl was somewhat crazy, I'll prob invest another 15-20 minutes next time that happens

Post: #42

around 15-20 min at a house party. including ditching a fat friend of hers out of my room.

Post: #43

i smashsed a virgin i had just met in under 2 hours

Post: #44

(08-17-2011 08:00 AM)ElJefe Wrote:  Overnight flight Newark - UK.

We talked for about 5 minutes outside the gate, by random accident we sat next to each other on the flight. Didn't say more than 10 words, total, to each other after that.

As they dimmed the lights about an hour or so in to the flight I put my hand in hers, started caressing her thighs, warming her up. I was proud of myself I waited for at least 20 minutes of that before I ordered her to go to the bathroom and wait for me. Even if she was a 6.5 at best.

I think I saw this same scene in the movie "Emmanuelle". Always wanted to do it but never did, and I think everyone else who ever saw that movie wanted to too!

Post: #45

Asian girl before I studied game, at a graduation party.
Did phenomenally well considering I knew none of what I know now.

5 hours.

Post: #46

Mine would be under a minute if not for the 5 minute walk back to the hotel. Happened recently in cancun, I walk into one of the clubs, see this girl by herself grab her hand and say lets dance. She says ok we go to the main floor and its packed. I tell her how about we just go back to my room, she says ok. walking out about 35 seconds later after I walked in.

Post: #47

My quickest from first meet to banging was a few hours in total. I just went up to her on the dancefloor started dancing, her friend pulled her away like 20 minutes later. About an hour later I saw her again just before closing and danced again. The place closed and it turns out we lived in the same place. The only time I talked to her was on the 20 minute bus ride home. I asked her if she wanted to see my view (I have one of the best views in the city) and was banging her on my balcony 5 minutes later. I didn't even kiss her at the club. I think shes one of those mega-sluts, she also interviewed me for like an hour when we got up in the morning, I was too hungover to bang.

The quickest I've seen was at a party at my place. The RAs were coming to shut our party down so this one really drunk girl who had been flirting with me for a while banged on one of my roommates doors (she hadn't talked to him before that) and just said "hide me" she didn't come out till later that morning. I'm still pissed at the guy for that haha, if only I wasn't dealing with the RAs at the time I would've had my Mexican flag!

Post: #48

quickest was about 15 minutes, met 3 girls at coachella, invited them back to the crib, there were 5 of us guys, they called 3 of their friends to join us, one of the invitees was crazy, got there saw the hot tub, stripped down, hopped in and said whose joining me, I jumped in, she was blowin me in 5 and I had her shortly thereafter. All in about 15 minutes from meet to fuck. Dirty dirty piece, wrapped and still worried for my health... she kept wanting to kiss and I wanted no part of anything with her that didnt have a layer between us lol. Hell of a lay tho, bj was weak, weak may be too kind.

Here, landed an Aussie in about 25 minutes, from dance to beach hummer, and another 5 minute tuk tuk ride back to the condo to get my fuck in. She was a legit 8, I was so drunk I couldnt blow and junior was uncooperative to say the least, got her off, and she so drunk she passed the fuck out right after gettin off, took that time to double dose on cialis and woke her up about an hourish later to make it right, hung out with her the whole next day and got a few more rounds in. Love thailand and that jelly cialis, candy that makes ya a porn star. Clingy thing tho, back home for a couple weeks and she's emailed me at least a half dozen times and rung me at least that many times.

Both rare cases, usually takes at least an hour minimum pulling one out of a club if it goes really well for me, and usually longer than a club in a social circle setting if its someone new.

Post: #49

had a few in 10-15 minutes back in my pot smoking days. If she smokes, she pokes. And two in the college days.

But lets take a break from stroking our ego's dick here. Do these lays even mean anything? Its a matter of the type of girl, social setting, and timing. The only game required in situations like that is not being a pathetic chump (beta). Yeah maybe a bit of caveman but it is still minimal. I had completely forgotten about these girls until this thread, I remember nothing of the situation and can barely recall what they looked like. Nothing of the encounter was memorable.

So ill pat myself on the back for the not being a complete beta. Thats about all these short time encounters are worth.

Post: #50

Happen 2 times .

The first one it take max 2 minutes . I was in high school, I was 15 or 16 years old , a girl made a party at his house .
I end with the owner of the party in his bedroom . She made me a blow job , I leave the room , one of my boy was drunk as hell.
So we leaved,cross the street, I had to pee,so I pee on the arena wall,my friend throw out his speghetti just beside .
A girl who left from the party ,she was in the driveway and walk in our direction and ask me if I need help. I say yeah sure came here.
The time she cross the street I finish to pee and I haven't had the time to unzip my pants she was there,doing a blow job . A couple of second pass, I say come with me ,we went at the back of the arena and I fucked her right there and I was laghing at the same time at my friend because the friend of the girl I was with try to reconfort him because he was sick and He told her to get the fuck out .

Second story New year Eve in Montréal a few years back , we were in a line up waiting to enter . We were I think the only french over there . In front
of us a bunch of american girl really loud . One of them has a hell of a big rack . I take my interac card and ask her if she take debit and made a swipe card moove in his balls . She lagh I said come with me . I take her outside of the line up turn the corner and she suck me right there. At the same time ,finger her , she told me she is virgin . I said not tomorrow, lucky you , it's midnight ,she smile and we go further in the dead end I fucked her right there . It taked 5 min .