Post: #1

Let me start off with this, I think Chubby Chasing is a sin. No question about that. It allows western women push the caloric intake up without having to suffer the punishments of being rejected by men that aren't twos. While I prefer the more willowy and feminine form of a women, these chubby chicks look like a wild ride. It is also important to understand what I consider to be chubby as opposed to fat. Chubby girls are chicks with wider frame, a little extra body fat, but with a relative flat stomach to boob size ratio. In addition, they need to have a face that has makeup that is well applied. Of course that couldn't be more true than when they work for Fox news, the new network of barbie doll makeup stylist.


Fox news is fantastic at doing the tit lift. I bet they could use fox news brand to create a new surgery like the Brazilian Butt lift, the Fox news tit lift.


Whenever I think of those chesticles, my mind keeps thinking of all the shit I can do them. I would start headbutting her titties while playing motor boat games with them. Then I would grope them. Once I got my hands on them, I'm going to squeeze them and twist them until milk starts shooting out of them. Once I am done, I am cannibalizing those baby feeders.

Apparently she has good legs. According to some videos, they have affirmed this.


If someone is filming your legs for 42 minutes, that might be a good indication about whether someone has good legs are not.


I disagree. I don't think she has good legs at all. I would gamble they are stubby little things. Especially with the extra weight she is carrying and walking, those are going to enlarge her thighs. But it doesn't mean my warped brain doesn't like those legs. In fact, her legs make want to wife her up. It is part of a greater sex fantasy.

I'm going to be in the bedroom ordering her and shouting, "Hey piggy, get your fatass in the bedroom. I'm gonna pork your pussy." She is going to walk into the bedroom naked in high heels. I'll get up, give her a light spank and shout "Hoe, lay on that mattress and get ready for a good piping." Then I push her legs up to her head and start giving it to her. As I'm juicing her pussy with my dick, I'm going to scream "Start squealing piggy. Start squealing." She obeys and starts making porn like oink sounds.

Post: #2

Honestly I've had little fantasies about hitting it from the back with no strings attached (3 6 mafia song, I'd probably go missionary with this fat bitch to watch dem fat tits jiggle)

Post: #3

If you're completely in your senses, then


I mean pork whoever you want, man, no need to preface it by saying "Chubby chasing is a sin" or informing us of your alphaness by asking her to squeal like a pig and all that. The whole thing reads like a "Dear diary" post.

Post: #4

You have too much time on your hands.

Post: #5

This forum is no confessional.

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Post: #6

Sounds like your T-levels are riding high, brother!

Post: #7

I would totally tap that. She's hot as hell to me. Thick blonde with a pretty face.

What's not to like?

Post: #8

Quote:This forum is no confessional.

Post might have fit better in GUILTY PLEASURES ... NO JUDGING thread.

Did anyone else read this post title and think first of heifer Meghan "All About That Bass" Trainor? /thread-54266.html

Post: #9

Can't be done.

In that first picture she has the body shape of a 12oz can of coke zero.

Post: #10

(12-27-2016 04:59 PM)the high Wrote:  Can't be done.

In that first picture she has the body shape of a 12oz can of coke zero.

Post: #11

She is heir to a great fortune, John McCain's wife is rich. I would fuck her fat ass and impregnate her.WB.

Post: #12

We' ve all been there my friend! We all have that I shouldn't want to Bang this chick... but...but... but I do! Mine's Avril Lavigne... and I'm into fitness/curvy muscle girls!

Post: #13

Nothing wrong with Avril. Totally bangable.

Post: #14

Some guys white knighting a Fox News presenter in here.

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Post: #17

HELL NO BRO

Post: #18

Girl that big, you'd want to be in pretty good shape to tackle.

That kind of heft fights back all by itself.

Post: #19

Fuckin gross bro. No thanks.

Post: #20

Ok guys, so according to this video I watched, we need to make PolyMathGuru do an act of contrition and an act of penance because of his confession. After that we can absolve him of his sin. Any idea what his act of penance should be?

Post: #21

(12-27-2016 06:20 PM)Captain Gh Wrote:  We' ve all been there my friend! We all have that I shouldn't want to Bang this chick... but...but... but I do! Mine's Avril Lavigne... and I'm into fitness/curvy muscle girls!

I'd rather fuck Avril at 30 than a fatty.

Post: #22

For a moment I confused "heifer" with "Hefner"....as in Hugh Hefner from Playboy.

Post: #23

If she lost weight then yeah, sure. I bet she'd be hot if she was skinnier. I'm kind of curious what those tits would look like on a trimmer body. But that voice...total boner killer. If she lost the weight and wore a muzzle then I could see it; I could tell her how her father isn't a war hero and I'm her daddy now.

But yeah...OP, get some air dude, maybe go see the no assembly required products available out there, get some perspective.

Post: #24

(12-27-2016 11:18 PM)Thomas the Rhymer Wrote:  Ok guys, so according to this video I watched, we need to make PolyMathGuru do an act of contrition and an act of penance because of his confession. After that we can absolve him of his sin. Any idea what his act of penance should be?
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Wearing the hair shirt was a traditional ritual of atonement. The itching sensation was said to be maddening.

I suggest a variation that's both simple, achievable and context specific.

Trim pubes with shaver without taking off jocks. Wear jocks for 24 hours without scratching.

Post: #25

I'd put that thick ass mf through the mattress prone bone. Nothing like plowing a meaty snowbunny. While I'd rather have something a tad bit slimmer on my arm while walking in public for social validation, this is the kind of woman you breed with. All of those ancient statues you see of fertility goddesses have a figure more akin to Ms. McCain's. This skinny bitch shit is new.