Post: #1

Hey guys...

I know you are suppose to keep your apartment neat just incase a girl comes over, but lets say you've been hustling and the lady that cleans your place cancels and you happen to get an opportunity which the best logistics would mean she should go over your place.

Just go for it right?

I'm talking about dirty dishes and disorganized room mostly, bathroom is clean haha

Post: #2

I try to keep my place clean but I don't give a damn when it's a little messy. As long as you don't give a shit and it's not ridiculously out of control, it won't keep you from getting the bang.

Post: #3

Definitely bring her over; especially when you want to kill her mood or desire for sex and ever return. Works like magic.

Mixx

Post: #4

I concur with Mixx, I've blown a few chances by having a sty when the lizard comes over. It's like washing, you can still pull lizards with rancid B.O but most will run for the hills when they get a whiff of that fiendish pong...

Post: #5

Yeah, man, do your best in an whirlwind hour of cleaning and hope that it's enough. You should never let your pad get so stank that you can't bring a girl over on half-hour's notice.

Post: #6

Clean your fuckin crib, your place, among other things, is a reflection of you.

If your place is dusty, what's stopping her from thinking you are too?

Post: #7

No its never stank, just a couple dirty dishes from a couple days sometimes and clothes, stuff lying around... just enough to be insecure enough to make a post about it haha

Post: #8

(07-21-2011 04:07 PM)Riker Wrote:  No its never stank, just a couple dirty dishes from a couple days sometimes and clothes, stuff lying around... just enough to be insecure enough to make a post about it haha

It's going to be difficult to pull and keep decent women if you're a lazy dude, which at this point is what you are.

Post: #9

I see what everyone is saying, but as usual, you are missing the next level of The Game.

Good thing I am here to fill you guys in (so to speak).

Advanced move:

Bring her over but get her super drunk first.

She won't notice the mess till after you swooped her in the morning.

Once she sees the messy place, it helps you "Un-Pick up the Girl" http://www.thegmanifesto.com/2009/07/how...girls.html

Win - Win scenario.

You get the swoop and you never have to see her again!

Post: #10

I agree with G, if she's drunk and it's dark she probably won't even notice.

Still, the dishes are inexcusable as that takes minimal effort to clean, and if you have a closet you can stuff all your clothes in there and use a door or curtain to conceal your mess.

This is all a really easy fix, IE - you could be doing these things now.

Post: #11

1) Can't you keep her out of your kitchen? If you have a kitchen door, close it.
2) If it comes up, tell her the truth: "The maid asked for some time off to visit her sick aunt, so never mind that."

Frankly, telling her you have a maid is going to trump most any other excuse here.

In America it's cheaper to buy a Roomba robotic vacuum cleaner, an automatic clothes washer and dryer, and an automatic dish washer than it is to pay for a maid. And they do a better job. So my first thought was, "why wouldn't you just put the dirty dishes in the automatic dishwasher?" I couldn't even understand why you'd put dirty dishes anywhere else.

Post: #12

i once brought a girl in my apartment....she smelled...and said ''what the hell is this place''?. ..then she kept talking how disgusting my apartment is.

but still gave me her pussy.

Post: #13

(07-23-2011 05:08 AM)ANACONDA Wrote:  i once brought a girl in my apartment....she smelled...and said ''what the hell is this place''?. ..then she kept talking how disgusting my apartment is.

but still gave me her pussy.

You should've opened her legs, smelled her pussy and give her back the same line! ...And still do her pussy...

Post: #14

(07-23-2011 08:47 AM)Amour Fou Wrote:  

(07-23-2011 05:08 AM)ANACONDA Wrote:  i once brought a girl in my apartment....she smelled...and said ''what the hell is this place''?. ..then she kept talking how disgusting my apartment is.

but still gave me her pussy.

You should've opened her legs, smelled her pussy and give her back the same line! ...And still do her pussy...

as far as i am getting what i want.....i don't create mess .

that's the only difference between men and women.

Post: #15

I've brought girls to dirty apartments and clean apartments. When your apartment is clean, the girl feels more comfortable and relaxed.

I keep my apartment clean now.

Post: #16

A lot of guys say that girls "give them the pussy anyway", but I don't keep my apt clean for the sake of bangin' girls...I keep it spotless 'cuz I live there, and I have this obsessive behavior that if anyone drops anything on my floor.....I make them pick-it it up WITH THEIR ANUS

Mixx

Post: #17

I agree with Mixx. Girls don't give up the pussy anyways..that's bollocks and if it's the first date, highly unlikely you will get her drunk to go to your place..that is screaming the R word..

What if she doesn't drink? Everytime I bring a lizard to mine and the place is clean, 95 percent I wax..if it's dirty, I don't even get a peck on the cheek

Post: #18

This is a good representation of how clean I like my place:







Mixx

Post: #19

Moma -

"and if it's the first date, highly unlikely you will get her drunk to go to your place"

Sometimes comments on here seem like they are coming from a different Universe than I live in.

Where do you live again?

I can remember a single first date where I didn't get drunk with a girl in my life, minus a few beach first dates.

I have probably done this 1500 + times.

Post: #20

I gotta agree with G here, 99.99% of the time they are drunk when they end up at my place. It's dark and the last thing she is thinking about is how clean your place is.

Now, if it's a disaster zone, that's a different story. That means you need to stop living like a slob. For me, messy is forgetting to make my bed or having a few things lying around, dishes, etc.

Post: #21

Shit I try to get them to drink at my place but half the time the girl says she doesn't want to drink with me.

Post: #22

3 Points:

- Invest in Febreze.

- Try to "contain" the mess, you said that the bathroom is clean, then push all your junk into the kitchen from the Bedroom. Or push your bedroom junk into the closet. Basically have the bedroom/bathroom clean.

- Get a cleaning service not one lady -- that way you can get a replacement, if the cleaning lady cancels.

Post: #23

(07-24-2011 10:14 AM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  Moma -

"and if it's the first date, highly unlikely you will get her drunk to go to your place"

Sometimes comments on here seem like they are coming from a different Universe than I live in.

Where do you live again?

I can remember a single first date where I didn't get drunk with a girl in my life, minus a few beach first dates.

I have probably done this 1500 + times.

I pulled a Muzzie to my place and she doesn't drink by creed. Another thing, you know I'm not into feeding lizards so I tend to avoid taking them to bars or lounges prior to coming to my place. We do a coffee spot and see how they flexing from there. I know lizards that like to drink and eat on a dude's tab and flee home talking about "It was lovely hanging out with you"
Fcuk that bullshyt.

I'd prefer they come over to mine and get liquored up.

Post: #24

"I know lizards that like to drink and eat on a dude's tab and flee home talking about "It was lovely hanging out with you""

This is a screening problem, qualifying problem, being able to read people problem and a closing problem.

Post: #25

(07-23-2011 05:08 AM)ANACONDA Wrote:  i once brought a girl in my apartment....she smelled...and said ''what the hell is this place''?. ..then she kept talking how disgusting my apartment is.

but still gave me her pussy.

Hahahahaha. Sir seducer?

What's the best product to keep your place smelling good? I usually light incense but the smell fades away pretty quick.