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(12-10-2016 12:01 AM)ivansirko Wrote:  speaking in general (not necessary towards General Stalin cuz asking is not the same thing)...just a matter of where i come from....

If you happen to mention how long you are (bragging lets say)...you are either:

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or...

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Always with the 2/10 pointy elbows stuff around here. That chick is not a dog. Any man on this site would he glad to bang her in real life. Good grief! Internet hotness ratings are so unrealistic. Angry
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I'm going to start a new on thread on "Is Being Gay the True Alpha"
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(12-10-2016 01:34 PM)Slim Shady Wrote:  I'm going to start a new on thread on "Is Being Gay the True Alpha"

That card's already been played a few years ago.

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And then there's that time former member CommieJoe talked about getting his dick sucked for money,,,,,and it all started out with a question.
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And when that one dude said a tranny sucked his dick while he was drunk, and he wanted to try it sober.
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(12-10-2016 01:05 PM)RoastBeefCurtains4Me Wrote:  
(12-10-2016 12:01 AM)ivansirko Wrote:  [Image: bad-news_o_168903.jpg]

Always with the 2/10 pointy elbows stuff around here. That chick is not a dog. Any man on this site would he glad to bang her in real life. Good grief! Internet hotness ratings are so unrealistic. Angry

It took me a few minutes to notice it, but there is actually a real dog in that picture.
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(12-10-2016 08:09 PM)Marmite Wrote:  
(12-10-2016 01:05 PM)RoastBeefCurtains4Me Wrote:  
(12-10-2016 12:01 AM)ivansirko Wrote:  [Image: bad-news_o_168903.jpg]

Always with the 2/10 pointy elbows stuff around here. That chick is not a dog. Any man on this site would he glad to bang her in real life. Good grief! Internet hotness ratings are so unrealistic. Angry

It took me a few minutes to notice it, but there is actually a real dog in that picture.

I have bad news for you...
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(12-03-2016 09:51 PM)Sam Malone Wrote:  WARNING: LINK NSFW

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(12-11-2016 10:02 AM)Cr33pin Wrote:  Jesus... I haven't seen that much dick since my 21st birthday party (oh what a night)
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The current page number of this thread gives you a hint of my size.
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^^ It sucks to be only 13 cm, sorry to hear that man Laugh
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(12-11-2016 10:32 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  ^^ It sucks to be only 13 cm, sorry to hear that man Laugh

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You guys ever encountered a case where you lost a lay because you were just too big.... girth wise?
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I've encountered plenty of cases where bitches are more than happy to fuck because of that. It's like they beg to be stretched out.
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Italian men in Italy love having dick measuring contests...if you don't participate, it means you are GAY. Nothing more masculine than comparing dick sizes
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Italian man checking in. Anyone down to compare dicks throw a pm - otherwise you're just gay.

quick edit: swear I hadn't seen the post above mine Angel
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(12-15-2016 11:38 AM)Snowflake Wrote:  Italian man checking in. Anyone down to compare dicks throw a pm - otherwise you're just gay.

quick edit: swear I hadn't seen the post above mine Angel

Sure but let's not do PM. Snap chat it to my user name: Boricuaking
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already placed a bulk order of BoricuaKing plastic cups. Come at me, bros
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I love when girls talk about how huge my dick is even when I know it's not really that big, and likely isn't the biggest or even 3rd biggest they've had. As was said, girls are generally pretty bad at recognizing dick size and it's really all perspective and feelings. It feels great when the faun over my cock though regardless.

Unless you are incredibly and obviously small, then she will think you are huge if you fuck her well. It's all mental.
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I highly recommend finding a petite girl (Thais are handy for this) with a tiny pussy.

This will make you feel like you're a monster inside her, and she'll love it.
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hm, stumbled upon this thread and I had never actually measured, so I did. Currently flat-lined (in middle of np/nf since Feb) and ice cold so my base stats are 4.25" by 1.5". I haven't had a boner in a long while (expected) so this is the smallest it's ever been.
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(04-13-2017 05:10 PM)Blackpill Wrote:  hm, stumbled upon this thread and I had never actually measured, so I did. Currently flat-lined (in middle of np/nf since Feb) and ice cold so my base stats are 4.25" by 1.5". I haven't had a boner in a long while (expected) so this is the smallest it's ever been.
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Arise again, flaccid dick thread, and haunt the forums where thou first were rubbed!
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you still have BoricuaKing 's dickpic saved para?
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