Post: #276

I can line 9 quarters on my dick.
2 dollars and 25 cents.

Post: #277

Hahaha me in this thread like:

(06-14-2016 08:38 PM)ivansirko Wrote:  

I'm French, just sayin'

Post: #278

Stumbled across this in the dark part of the internet. It's not my blog, but I figured this thread was the best place for it:

Quote:On this blog I show the real sizes of pornstars with empirical evidence. The porn industry uses all kind of propaganda and tricks into fooling people that "monster" cocks exist. In reality most cocks in porn are between 6.5 and 8 inches.

Claims about 11, 12, 13, 14 inch cocks are absolutely ridiculous and biologically impossible. Porn is fantasy not reality. There is no cock in porn bigger than 9.5 inches. Anything over 10" is almost guaranteed to be fake.

Anything over 6" is big and a real measured 8.5" or 9" is gigantic. Don't be fooled by the nonsensical claims of 14 inches in porn. They do not exist in reality.

As shown on this blog all pornstars cheat and lie about their real size.

WARNING: LINK NSFW

http://pornmeasurements.tumblr.com/

Post: #279

This fucking thread back again, like herpes.

God save us from people who mean well. -storm

Post: #280

Did it grow?

Post: #281

Someone go out and get a Big Gulp cup. I feel a second wind coming on.

Post: #282

(12-05-2016 12:02 AM)King of Monkeys Wrote:  Someone go out and get a Big Gulp cup. I feel a second wind coming on.

Post: #283

(05-14-2016 12:39 AM)Jazzman92 Wrote:  Mines 6.75. Im gonna start a jelq routine to get more girth though. I'll bust out a data sheet if I make some gains

Captain Chardonnay has a thread on this already.

(04-29-2016 11:03 PM)Hannibal Wrote:  I'm at 7 inches. Used to be 5.5, but I've been doing PE (in the form of jelqing) on and off since highschool. Thanks, Internet. I'd go into more detail but this thread is gay enough already.

In the time between writing that post and this one, I have added another quarter inch by casually jelqing in the shower. Maybe 100 at most every other day. My LTR has definitely noticed.

If I tried harder I could probably get more results at a faster rate, but you don't want to push too hard at it. There is a nerve cluster in there and if you damage that from overuse, it's game over, you get nothing, you lose.

Either way, the best way to get a bigger dick is to lose weight and improve your circulation (cardio and diet). I think the figure is something like for every thirty pounds of fat you lose, you add an inch.

Post: #284

(12-05-2016 03:55 AM)Hannibal Wrote:  I think the figure is something like for every thirty pounds of fat you lose, you add an inch.

Really?

Post: #285

It seems like that figure gets quoted a lot around the internet, but it seriously can't hurt to lose weight.

For some folks it might be as high as fifty pounds, but either way, lose the weight and see what happens.

Post: #286

(12-05-2016 03:55 AM)Hannibal Wrote:  Either way, the best way to get a bigger dick is to lose weight and improve your circulation (cardio and diet). I think the figure is something like for every thirty pounds of fat you lose, you add an inch.

I'm only 10 pounds overweight at the most, so I guess I'll never be able to progress past 9 inches.

#thinpeopleproblems

Post: #287

(12-05-2016 04:52 AM)sterling_archer Wrote:  

(12-05-2016 03:55 AM)Hannibal Wrote:  I think the figure is something like for every thirty pounds of fat you lose, you add an inch.

Really?

Yes and no.

The actual size is the same. When there's fat around the pubic area and belly, it makes it smaller. When you lose weight, there's less fat, making it bigger.

Post: #288

Love this thread, glad to see it back.
Forgot all about JohnBozzz, brought back memories.

Post: #289

I lost 35 pounds of fat this summer and didn't get an 1" longer. I think its more of a perception thing, similar to what Sam Malone said above.

Post: #290

Just posted about the size of my dick in the Fiona Apple thread and then remembered this thread and check my thread history to reminisce. Much to my surprise I see it has been resurrected.

Post: #291

(12-05-2016 09:43 AM)sterling_archer Wrote:  I lost 35 pounds of fat this summer and didn't get an 1" longer. I think its more of a perception thing, similar to what Sam Malone said above.

Just like shaving your pubes. Makes it look bigger even though the actual length hasn't actually changed. However as they say "perception is reality".

Post: #292

If a girl ever tries insulting the size of your manhood, tell her you'll stick it in her ass and see how small it feels in there. "You gotta use psychology. You have to be a bit of psychologist up here and know how to appeal to a person." - George Carlin

Post: #293

Good to see this thread back up hahaha.

A big dick ain't shit if your girl is too tight and is hurt whenever you try to go balls deep. Story of my life (and of my late fuckbuddies)

Maybe I should seek for a penis reduction to fix this problem (or buy a pussy extender)

Post: #294

Ha I voted in the average range (though Suits said I was small compared to his humble and flaccid 9 inches).

But lately I've tried joking with girls before banging them about me having a huge dick. The 2 girls I tried it with both continued thinking I had a big dick after having sex a handful of times.

My non-exhaustive, non-scientific, completely biased research shows that:

1. Women are dumb.
2. Women think your dick is huge if you make them cum.
3. Women think your dick is huge if they really like you.
4. Women suck at taking measurements.

In conclusion: Game makes you have a big swinging dick.

Post: #295

(12-09-2016 02:26 AM)mikado Wrote:  Good to see this thread back up hahaha.

A big dick ain't shit if your girl is too tight and is hurt whenever you try to go balls deep. Story of my life (and of my late fuckbuddies)

Jesus, dude, I didn't think your dick was that massive you fucked them to death.

God save us from people who mean well. -storm

Post: #296

I might make use of this thread to mention that I suspect fucking routinely has increased my dick size.

I don't know the science behind it. Maybe it works on a similar principle to those dick pumps.

But there it is. It's either that or just a plain age thing, but I'm on track to have the world's largest dick by the time I'm 302 years old.

Post: #297

Post: #298

I like how since this thread's resurrection, there have been 2 more votes in the "8.5" or more" category. Apparently open registration day attracted a couple more horses to the forum.

Post: #299

(12-09-2016 03:19 PM)General Stalin Wrote:  I like how since this thread's resurrection, there have been 2 more votes in the "8.5" or more" category. Apparently open registration day attracted a couple more horses to the forum.

Oh, I'm just hoping they follow the Boricua King path of verification.

God save us from people who mean well. -storm

Post: #300

speaking in general (not necessary towards General Stalin cuz asking is not the same thing)...just a matter of where i come from....

If you happen to mention how long you are (bragging lets say)...you are either:



or...