Post: #226

OP- why are you curious what the membership is packing?

Post: #227

If she's a size queen, you can bet your manhood that she's got a pussy like a canoe. You don't know whether to finger her or jump in and row her.

(original expression is not my own)

Post: #228

(05-08-2016 12:21 PM)Anabasis to Desta Wrote:  

(05-03-2016 01:33 AM)Hades Wrote:  It would be funny to see the old bait and switch, somebody asks for boricuas dick pic in thread and Anabasis goes "waddaya some kind of fag?" I'd rep twice to see something that funny.

Shout out to Mercenary for not taking the bait. I never saved the pic. It was just a ploy on my part to bait Mercenary into requesting a dick pic so i could shame him for it. He passed the shit test with flying colors.

Other guys however have been exposed for who they really are. A couple dudes publicly demanded the dick pic which is bad enough. But, over a dozen more PM'ed me ... humbly & awkwardly requesting a picture of Boricua's dick. (I would have done the same)

I had to endure the pain of disappointing a bunch of dick thirsty homos. I love you guys regardless.

Post: #229

The more I think about it (no homo), the more I realize this thread was more than likely inspired by this other famed thread

What do you think forum members' penis and testicles look like? (NSFW)

Post: #230

Are you bi OP..because this is a very gay thread.

Post: #231

I'm surprised that the people asking Boricua King to post pics were not banned.

If he didn't post pics, the same people would have ganged him up and called him a troll.

Damn if you do, damn if you don't.

Post: #232

(05-12-2016 09:56 PM)Cattle Rustler Wrote:  I'm surprised that the people asking Boricua King to post pics were not banned.

If he didn't post pics, the same people would have ganged him up and called him a troll.

Damn if you do, damn if you don't.

BK entered the thread by posting a dick pick no-one asked for.

If someone wants to get a cheap thrill out of voting for their large cock size in an anonymous poll, more power to them. I'm not emotionally-invested in challenging their claims one way or another.

However, being so thirsty for validation that you flash a dick that you can't prove is yours to a room full of disinterested brothers deserves every inch of the mockery it got.

Disclosure: I did bait DecentFella for dick pic in another thread but - cue fainting couch for the Feminist Hatereaders - that prick was Asking For It.

Post: #233

Too bad this guy got banned:

/user-40410.html

Post: #234

Well...this thread is well endowed at 10

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Post: #236

(05-08-2016 08:16 PM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  

(05-08-2016 05:09 PM)porscheguy Wrote:  IRL, the appropriate reply is to crank up the level of asshole to over 9000 and ask if the big dick demand is because she's used up and worn out. It could lead to tears or violence, but since she's probably a 5, who cares?

Go with what works for you.

I find girls can handwave any direct insult away due to their inflated ego.

My tactic is to start with the insult you want to say - (Insult A) - then quickly go backwards in the logic chain in how you arrive at A.

So maybe you end up with Statement B and and Statement C that, together, logically lead to A.

You drop B and C first in a friendly, non-aggressive way, and then watch as she logically-infers A of her own accord, thereby doing the work of insulting herself.

This way the attack comes from within, when she's expecting to deflect attacks from without.

That being said:

As I've aged, I have little interest even engaging negative girls in this manner. It's not out of fear of combat, but, disinterest in engaging with the dysfunction, because they are poisonous to the soul of a good man. I've seen and heard it all, you know? Their lives are their own and they can ruin them however they want. I have no interest in instructing or berating them. I simply seek out more engaging company, and I'd include my own in that statement.

Using your algorithm, the logical and most innocent response to her saying she likes hung dudes is:

"Ah so why do you like big dicks?"

How do you answer that without making it sound like you have a cavernous vag?

Anyway she went ghost on me haha. The low-caliber women have some of the craziest egos.

Also, to those asking why I made this thread: obviously because I'm a faggot and love dicks. Any further questions? Sheesh.

Post: #237

(05-13-2016 02:03 PM)General Stalin Wrote:  Using your algorithm, the logical and most innocent response to her saying she likes hung dudes is:

"Ah so why do you like big dicks?"

How do you answer that without making it sound like you have a cavernous vag?

Think plausible-deniability.

"Ah so why exactly do you like big dicks? Just never heard that before. I mean, most of my partners have bitched about my size hurting them."

She'll think on this. Self-Insult A = "Other girls don't say what I just said. My vagina must be bigger than usual. OMG, am I loose?"

Note the chain of those three statements: Peer group social anxiety + need to compare and compete with other women = catastrophisation that can't be handwaved away.

What works for me would be to take it even further. I can 'spin a yarn' in a gregarious manner - a very Australian trait - but you could also break this sort of thing up into multiple texts where it's like you're continuing a thought you're really engaged with:

"Ha! You sound like a friend of mine. Girl's dick crazy. I remember he telling me that once she had her first dick she spent a few days walking around staring at guys, and suddenly-being hyper-aware they all had penises and wondering what each one was like. I found it funny 'cause, you grow up thinking girls are all sugar and spice, y'know, until you discover they're looking at your crotch all the time."

"Yeah, I lived with her for half a year back in Uni. Girl was out with a different army guy each night? I mean, my mates and I thought we were studs right, but, man, this girl could get laid so easily. She left us for dead. I heard from one of her friends that there were even nudes floating around the base at one stage."

"She settled down in her older age. Married this boring, dweeby guy who was so not the musclehead soliders she used to bang. I couldn't see the fit at all when she first got engaged but she told me he had a 'huuuuge' dick, and it was something she'd come to really need in a guy. I heard they're divorced now."

"Ha! She was always a laugh. Man, look at me hogging the conversation like this. So, why do you like big dicks?"

^ This is a composite of a bunch of different girls I knew, so it has the bonus of versimilitude.

Note the chain of implied observations:

B) Sluts
C) Who are stretched out from being a slut
D) End up needing a big dick to feel anything
E) And eventually settle down with lesser men than what they're used to

B+C+D+E = A

A = "I said something that made me sound like a used-up whore to even this easy-going, non-judgmental guy!"

Post: #238

Only real size queen I ever had was a German chick that was in the 8 area. Car show girl.
Her pussy was tight as could be.
I went raw and nearly nutted..But she was using her pussy muscles to massage my dick and she could feel the nut about to come.
Pulled my dick off and pointed it at her face...drenched the girl.

I've been with some sluts with sloppy vaginas..But never a self professed size queen that had a cavern box.

Post: #239

I guess all these bitches weren't just talking dirty and/or trying to lift my dick-esteem.

Post: #240

Don't have much to add to this thread.

Still, it shows up the dangers of men baiting each other, ironically or not.

I'll give an example: Was out drinking in London with some recently made 'mates', and we got insanely drunk. Everyone else passed out (was only a few of us anyway) and it was just me and Kerry (that was his name). We're back at his bro's flat. Each of us upping the ante.

All of a sudden, he pulls his pants down and positions his rear in front of me, while he bends over the sofa. We'd only known each other a week or so, so pretty forward by anyone's standards. He says to me: "I want you to **** me up the ****".

"No way", I say. I mean, no way are you serious - we've just met and hardly know each other!

But he just carries on, asking me to take him.

I think now might be a good time to point out, Kerry was not a known homosexual. In fact, he was a bit of a hard lad that liked a fight. He started about 3 or 4 fights when we were out and I was with him. He even hit a black guy in a pub in Tottenham, where we first met, and used to drink. He wasn't a psycho as such, just someone that could handle himself, being the son of a Sergeant Major in the British Army and a brother of several serving soldiers who were actually serving overseas at the time. Ok, he was a bit of a psycho. But only when he had a drink.

Back to the story.

I'm thinking 'No, can't be, he's winding me up'. But he just kept going on 'do me up the ****'. In the end I just said to him 'look, I think you are a lovely chap and all that, but I don't think it's for me'. Keep in mind we were blazingly drunk and it wasn't weird weird what he was doing, but it was odd. He stopped then and we had another drink and crashed out.

The next day, nothing was said. I'm pretty sure he was testing me and winding me up, and the minute I would have dropped my trousers, well, I, and everyone else, would never hear the end of it.

But there is a small part of me that, even to this day, thinks he was serious. I'll never know.

It's a dangerous game to play, just for a quick crack, so that is why I don't get involved with this 'banter'.

I wasn't about to be baited and the laughing stock of everyone that knew me, just to test if he was in fact, serious. It would have just been some kind of game of 'homo-chicken', and it wouldn't have ended well, for one of us.

I lose sleep over many things at night, but that decision on my part, isn't one of them.

Post: #241

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Post: #243

I hear ya.

You have to understand that this guy was heavily into women, and was a total approach machine. He didn't give a shit if there was a group of ten lads next to him when he chatted up their girlfriend. You could see them getting agitated, but the fact that he was so outnumbered and so blatant with what he was doing - it unsettled them. Hence the 'psycho' tag. Pure psycho game. He didn't care if he got battered by ten average men. He'd been in so many fights he didn't care. He knew he could survive. And he had the scars on his face to prove it.

He also used to go drinking with his brothers back in the West Country and all their army mates. What he did was a very 'army' type of extreme drunken joke. He even used to go drinking with soldiers when they were in London and looking someone up for a night out. He was pretty popular.

But yeah, it was odd. Who knows, he might have been serious.

He never tried that joke again though.

Post: #244

(05-13-2016 07:07 PM)Rigsby Wrote:  All of a sudden, he pulls his pants down and positions his rear in front of me, while he bends over the sofa. We'd only known each other a week or so, so pretty forward by anyone's standards. He says to me: "I want you to **** me up the ****".

"No way", I say. I mean, no way are you serious - we've just met and hardly know each other!

So is it safe to assume that if you knew him a bit more you would have actually considered fucking him in the ass?

Post: #245

True story.

A girl just texted me the following. I was engrossed in this disgusting thread so the sound actually startled me:

Girl: "What are you up to?"

It's taking monumental strength to not reply with the following:

Tuthmosis: "Looking for a ruler to measure my penis, to compare it with some guys I know on this internet forum that's been labeled dangerous by feminists. Long story."

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Post: #247

(05-13-2016 07:07 PM)Rigsby Wrote:  some kind of game of 'homo-chicken'

I've spent a lot of time around people who are clinically insane. So it takes a lot to phase me. Nevertheless:

Post: #248

(05-13-2016 07:21 PM)Anabasis to Desta Wrote:  

(05-13-2016 07:07 PM)Rigsby Wrote:  All of a sudden, he pulls his pants down and positions his rear in front of me, while he bends over the sofa. We'd only known each other a week or so, so pretty forward by anyone's standards. He says to me: "I want you to **** me up the ****".

"No way", I say. I mean, no way are you serious - we've just met and hardly know each other!

So is it safe to assume that if you knew him a bit more you would have actually considered fucking him in the ass?

Please excuse my very dry and ironic British sense of humour. It does not translate so well, sometimes. I forget that others do not share this 'acquired taste' shall we say.

Hopefully that will be sufficient by way of explanation of what I really meant, without resorting to a defensive posture that would probably not help my argument much more either.

Post: #249

Quote:True story.

A girl just texted me the following. I was engrossed in this disgusting thread so the sound actually startled me:

Girl: "What are you up to?"

It's taking monumental strength to not reply with the following:

Tuthmosis: "Looking for a ruler to measure my penis, to compare it with some guys I know on this internet forum that's been labeled dangerous by feminists. Long story."

I say do it and post the results here!

If I was in the right mood i'd probably send something like that to a girl hahaha.

Post: #250

(05-13-2016 07:07 PM)Rigsby Wrote:  But there is a small part of me that, even to this day, thinks he was serious. I'll never know.

It's a depressingly-familiar situation.

You said it wasn't 'weird weird' but 'odd' and say 'well he was joking but kind of not'.

I'm guessing you have this unsettled feeling where you rationally-think you shouldn't have been that disturbed by his behaviour, because he was a bit of a 'Mad Cunt', but the whole situation just felt very wrong, and carried far beyond the point where the joke stopped being funny?

What you're feeling is the discomfort of being exposed to the behavioural damage that results from childhood sexual abuse. It's hard to explain the atmosphere of the unnatural that descends upon you when you see Psychosexual Fixation first-hand.

Briefly: he fights and fucks, but cannot feel, as he is fixated upon his abuse, in this case, buggery. He's driven by the needs to recreate that abuse to feel sexual pleasure. Since he's not homosexual, but 'that-particular-situation-sexual', he can't seek out a gay man who would be eager to bugger him, because that label doesn't match his identity. Instead, dysfunction guarantees he'll pick inappropriate heterosexual partners who can't give him what he craves. He'll act out when the desires of the Id overwhelm the usual restrictions of the Super-ego. Obviously drugs and alcohol might overwhelm control, but I sometimes suspect it's used as a plausible excuse to act out.

I've known this behaviour in a couple of otherwise absolutely-stand up guys with wives and kids who would get inappropriately-sexual when drunk. It's different to being hit on by a Gay, in the sense they're only after One Specific Thing, rather than Just Sex. I helped one of them to get into therapy for the issue, whilst the other found a more appropriate outlet by dating a very kinky girlfriend.

This is why my blood boils when I see the Salon and Anti-GG crowd claiming that children suffer no damage from sexual contact with adults. They're consumed by it.

Lastly,