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How Long Is It? (Dick Measuring Contest)
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^Because i saved it. It is forum history and I knew it was going to be removed. If you want me to send it to you ... for "recreational" purposes or out mere curiosity you just have to ask.

Just state the purpose of why exactly you're requesting BoricuaKing's dick pic in this thread and you'll have it. No need to beat around the bush bro.
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(05-02-2016 04:07 PM)Anabasis to Desta Wrote:  ^Because i saved it. It is forum history and I knew it was going to be removed. If you want me to send it to you ... for "recreational" purposes or out mere curiosity you just have to ask.

Just state the purpose of why exactly you're requesting BoricuaKing's dick pic in this thread and you'll have it. No need to beat around the bush bro.

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(05-02-2016 04:07 PM)Anabasis to Desta Wrote:  Just state the purpose of why exactly you're requesting BoricuaKing's dick pic in this thread and you'll have it. No need to beat around the bush bro.

I humbly request a copy of BoricuaKing's dick pic for motivational purposes. I'm going to hang it right next to my Arnold poster
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RE: How Long Is It? (Dick Measuring Contest)
I also want a piece of RVF history. PM me a pick of BK as well because ,why the fuck not? This is a fucking hilarious thread, let's keep the party going....

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RE: How Long Is It? (Dick Measuring Contest)
There is no good reason to save a dick pic.

Unless you enjoy smoking the pipe, and if so this is probably not the right place to be.
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(05-02-2016 10:37 AM)Anabasis to Desta Wrote:  It was a candid amateur dick pic pressed against a 32oz drink. He had his jeans on and pulled out his huge erect dick through the open fly with a thumbs up. It wasn't a white or black dick which would be easier to find online. It had a genuine light-yellow brownish Puerto Rican color which matches his username BoricuaKing.

Pretty sure he wasn't lying.

Holy shit, I thought I could read small details in pictures. I'm calling Anabasis 'Shercock Holmes' from now on.

Was he 'huge'? I just saw some random dong that I didn't take time to weigh up aesthetically because I was already thinking of ways to slap him upside the back of the head for being so hungry for affirmation. I've never bought a cup of Petrol Station Soft Drink in my life, so I had zero basis for comparision.

I was operating on the assumption that we were all taking the piss out of him, which is why I didn't know to laugh or facepalm when he liked my post about the girls in the studio critiquing how tacky the picture was. Did we go far into the Sarcasm Zone that we crossed back into Sincerity?

Hey, that's right: I saved it to my phone to show the girls without risking them seeing the forum logo. I'll run a Reverse Image Search.
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^ No results found.

Which, of course, doesn't prove anything one way or another.

I just deleted that 'piece of history' from my phone, so if you need to see it, Anabasis has got the situation covered.
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Does Anabasis stand by his analysis of Boricua's johnson ?

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This fucking thread delivers.

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(05-02-2016 03:58 PM)Mercenary Wrote:  Anabasis - How do you manage to remember so many small details about a removed dick pic ?

When the pic was first posted.

   

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RE: How Long Is It? (Dick Measuring Contest)
Does the current rule state you cannot have a dick pic in your avatar? Go for it Anabasis, show your true commitment bro

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Anabasis right now..

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Dare I say...

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(05-02-2016 04:07 PM)Anabasis to Desta Wrote:  ^Because i saved it. It is forum history and I knew it was going to be removed. If you want me to send it to you ... for "recreational" purposes or out mere curiosity you just have to ask.

Just state the purpose of why exactly you're requesting BoricuaKing's dick pic in this thread and you'll have it. No need to beat around the bush bro.

   
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It would be funny to see the old bait and switch, somebody asks for boricuas dick pic in thread and Anabasis goes "waddaya some kind of fag?" I'd rep twice to see something that funny.
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Holy shit this thread is on fire. I've never laughed this hard at something on RvF. I'm in tears!

Between the monster dick pic, subsequent banning, A2D (now and forever "Shercock Holmes") giving fine detail of said pic, then letting out that he saved it to his hard drive (for posterity of course), and everyone asking to get pm'd the dick pic:

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This thread is now at eight inches and growing.
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I found out the secret about Boricuaking. He was a gay troll looking for some sweet sweet RVF dick and Anabasis was the target. Look at this thread that Boricuaking posted and look at Anabasis' response.

Anabasis remembers so many details about that dick because Boricuaking set up a meet up. And he saw that 32 ouncer all night long. It's alright Anabasis, I just hope it was only for the night and that he didn't turn you out.
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RE: How Long Is It? (Dick Measuring Contest)
Up next, How thick is it? (dick measuring contest).

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Make this poll public. Time to shame the small members.
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Shame Boricua king got the shaft. Perhaps the mods were too hard on him. After all, he was the only one to rise to the occasion.

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(05-03-2016 09:14 AM)cubanlinx Wrote:  Make this poll public. Time to shame the small members.

Actually when I first read this I saw

"Make this poll pubic"

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