Post: #151

(05-04-2016 05:23 AM)Pride male Wrote:  How important is a name? Can you be a playa with a name like Harold or Leonard? If you have a name like Mark or Jason, it it better?

Thread worthy.

This one time in Berlin I was dancing with this beautiful 8/10 chick from Guadalupe & Martinique. You'd get a semi from her French Caribbean accent alone. Elegant, sensual but slutty at the same time.

Moved back to the bar to get some drinks and she tells me her name is "Frederick". It's spelled "Frederique" apparently but the damage was done. Couldn't look at her the same way anymore. She dropped 3 points in a matter of seconds.

We should have a list of beta names to avoid naming our sons. Like Skyler or Sidney.

Post: #152

I'm sure johnbozz was cardguy.

Post: #153

Is the meaning to life a life of meaning?

How many animals did we have to jump on the backs of until we found out horses were cool with it?

Post: #154

If I make a date with a girl and she doesn't show up do I still get points for the flake-close?

Post: #155

(05-04-2016 06:24 PM)Anabasis to Desta Wrote:  

(05-04-2016 05:23 AM)Pride male Wrote:  How important is a name? Can you be a playa with a name like Harold or Leonard? If you have a name like Mark or Jason, it it better?

Thread worthy.

This one time in Berlin I was dancing with this beautiful 8/10 chick from Guadalupe & Martinique. You'd get a semi from her French Caribbean accent alone. Elegant, sensual but slutty at the same time.

Moved back to the bar to get some drinks and she tells me her name is "Frederick". It's spelled "Frederique" apparently but the damage was done. Couldn't look at her the same way anymore. She dropped 3 points in a matter of seconds.

We should have a list of beta names to avoid naming our sons. Like Skyler or Sidney.

I'll start:

Jordan

Sam

Avery

Harper

Aidan

Post: #156

"If you had a Ouija board, what would you ask the ghosts?"

G

Post: #157

How did this thread get to 7 pages?

Post: #158

Red,

Just look at the delete thread.

Post: #159

If I dig a hole deep enough, will I get to China?

Post: #160

(05-06-2016 07:41 AM)Oz. Wrote:  If I dig a hole deep enough, will I get to China?

Surprisingly not! You'd probably end up in an ocean. There are only a few places in the world where you can dig a hole through to the other side and actually hit land.

If you dug a hole in South America to the other side, you'd hit China.

https://www.freemaptools.com/tunnel-to-o...-earth.htm

Had to answer this one

Post: #161

"How much wood could a wood chuck chuck? If a wood chuck could chuck wood?"

Post: #162

(05-06-2016 08:25 AM)Kaii Wrote:  "How much wood could a wood chuck chuck? If a wood chuck could chuck wood?"

Why are their two question marks within a single sentence?

Post: #163

(05-06-2016 10:44 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(05-06-2016 08:25 AM)Kaii Wrote:  "How much wood could a wood chuck chuck? If a wood chuck could chuck wood?"

Why are their two question marks within a single sentence?

Because johnbozzz questions questions. No question is left unasked.

More importantly. What is johnbozzz and acronym for?

Post: #164

I always thought johnbozz was just a miscbot. That forum is a never ending supply of ridiculous questions.

Some of today's threads:
Do you ever think back to your ex gf in these ways?

Is Donald Trump a troll?

Anyone else got Dat dere Latina fetish?

Girl fart stories - anyone have one?

What is your mom getting you for Mother's Day?

Do you jizz faster with a tight vagina or a hotter girl?

Did you ever get suspended from school? srs

When someone gets "triggered", it just means they're mad right?

Wait for 8/10 or settle with a 6/10 from church?

How the fuark do people make their own sushi? Fish costs a fortune

Would you go to work in Stripper Heels for $500?

Going to a drum circle at a nudist colony tonight. AMA

JB, if you are still lurking rvf, you may want to check out the misc, it is right up your alley.

Post: #165

^For real though, should I wait for a ten or settle for the 6 at church?

Post: #166

(05-06-2016 08:21 AM)The Beast1 Wrote:  

(05-06-2016 07:41 AM)Oz. Wrote:  If I dig a hole deep enough, will I get to China?

Surprisingly not! You'd probably end up in an ocean. There are only a few places in the world where you can dig a hole through to the other side and actually hit land.

If you dug a hole in South America to the other side, you'd hit China.

https://www.freemaptools.com/tunnel-to-o...-earth.htm

Had to answer this one

Things are getting pretty self referential, when a hypothetical question, asked in hypothetical characterization of a now hypothetical member gets answered factually in response to the hypothetical member's hypothetical characterization by a nonhypothetical member.

Someone needs to do a response video and see how recursive that gets.

Post: #167

(05-06-2016 10:44 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(05-06-2016 08:25 AM)Kaii Wrote:  "How much wood could a wood chuck chuck? If a wood chuck could chuck wood?"

Why are their two question marks within a single sentence?

God save us from people who mean well. -storm

Post: #168

(05-06-2016 08:21 AM)The Beast1 Wrote:  

(05-06-2016 07:41 AM)Oz. Wrote:  If I dig a hole deep enough, will I get to China?

Surprisingly not! You'd probably end up in an ocean. There are only a few places in the world where you can dig a hole through to the other side and actually hit land.

If you dug a hole in South America to the other side, you'd hit China.

https://www.freemaptools.com/tunnel-to-o...-earth.htm

Had to answer this one

Ok, so if you're so smart, try answering this. What happens when you encounter the mole people while you're digging the hole?

Post: #169

Just bring a flashlight, then they'll think you have the power of Ishtar.

Post: #170

(05-07-2016 01:06 AM)Horus Wrote:  

(05-06-2016 08:21 AM)The Beast1 Wrote:  

(05-06-2016 07:41 AM)Oz. Wrote:  If I dig a hole deep enough, will I get to China?

Surprisingly not! You'd probably end up in an ocean. There are only a few places in the world where you can dig a hole through to the other side and actually hit land.

If you dug a hole in South America to the other side, you'd hit China.

https://www.freemaptools.com/tunnel-to-o...-earth.htm

Had to answer this one

Ok, so if you're so smart, try answering this. What happens when you encounter the mole people while you're digging the hole?

Silly Horus, you don't encounter any mole people on the way down. Hitler and his army of supersoldiers killed off all the mole people while hollowing out the Earth to construct their Fourth Reich UFO bases there.

God save us from people who mean well. -storm

Post: #171

(05-08-2016 03:44 AM)Paracelsus Wrote:  

(05-07-2016 01:06 AM)Horus Wrote:  

(05-06-2016 08:21 AM)The Beast1 Wrote:  

(05-06-2016 07:41 AM)Oz. Wrote:  If I dig a hole deep enough, will I get to China?

Surprisingly not! You'd probably end up in an ocean. There are only a few places in the world where you can dig a hole through to the other side and actually hit land.

If you dug a hole in South America to the other side, you'd hit China.

https://www.freemaptools.com/tunnel-to-o...-earth.htm

Had to answer this one

Ok, so if you're so smart, try answering this. What happens when you encounter the mole people while you're digging the hole?

Silly Horus, you don't encounter any mole people on the way down. Hitler and his army of supersoldiers killed off all the mole people while hollowing out the Earth to construct their Fourth Reich UFO bases there.

I've got exclusive footage of his Hollow Earth T-Rex Army right here.

Post: #172

Has anyone ever swallowed a toothpick?

Post: #173

(05-08-2016 10:30 AM)NomadofEU Wrote:  Has anyone ever swallowed a toothpick?

Post: #174

He's definitely back as recovering beta. He's on a tear starting new threads

Post: #175

(05-08-2016 10:30 AM)NomadofEU Wrote:  Has anyone ever swallowed a toothpick?

I had a woman snatch a tooth pick from my mouth the other weekend, apparently she felt comfortable enough to tell me I was being uncultured after realizing I was a family friend.

Nice lady though.