Post: #101

"if I keep asking inane questions and starting threads about subjects I could easily have searched on the forum, will I be considered a Troll and be banned??"

"and if so, will I become a forum legend like Little Dark???"

Post: #102

(04-29-2016 06:06 PM)Guitarman Wrote:  "and if so, will I become a forum legend like Little Dark???"

A forum legend, maybe.

Like Little Dark, never.

Post: #103

"Hey guys, I just wanted to ask one thing. You don't need to answer if you don't want to, I know this forum is a particppitaion [sic] type of thing! Ahah! But seriously, I was wanting to know if any of you guys ever felt like he was actually losing his mind. What do you think? It's really weird! I was watching this movie today about insane people in a hospital, and the nurses were using painting to help them get in touch with reality. Do you suppose this might work?"

Post: #104

(04-29-2016 06:34 PM)Quintus Curtius Wrote:  "Hey guys, I just wanted to ask one thing. You don't need to answer if you don't want to, I know this forum is a particppitaion [sic] type of thing! Ahah! But seriously, I was wanting to know if any of you guys ever felt like he was actually losing his mind. What do you think? It's really weird! I was watching this movie today about insane people in a hospital, and the nurses were using painting to help them get in touch with reality. Do you suppose this might work?"

Johnbozzz was an inside job. It was QC all along.

Post: #105

(04-29-2016 06:06 PM)Guitarman Wrote:  "and if so, will I become a forum legend like Little Dark???"

Wish granted

Post: #106

(04-29-2016 06:26 PM)Suits Wrote:  

(04-29-2016 06:06 PM)Guitarman Wrote:  "and if so, will I become a forum legend like Little Dark???"

A forum legend, maybe.

Like Little Dark, never.

He's more on the level of guys like Greek kamaki, Dash Global, Bigbootyluvr, and Skip's Steps. Little Dark is more than a step above all those guys.

Post: #107

Is the spider on my ceiling dead or alive? Do you guys think I should kill it, or spare it? Does the spider ponder the great questions of the universe?

Post: #108

"Is it beta to let your LTR eat meat?"

Post: #109

"How much wood can a woodchuck chuck??"

"How long is a piece of string??"

"If I keep asking pointless questions will somebody give me rep points??"

Post: #110

What is your favorite color?

In all seriousness, he didn't seem like a bad kid, just on the immature side and has a lot of growing up to do. I hope he takes this thread in stride and recognizes it is guys just busting balls.

Post: #111

(04-29-2016 06:34 PM)Quintus Curtius Wrote:  "Hey guys, I just wanted to ask one thing. You don't need to answer if you don't want to, I know this forum is a particppitaion [sic] type of thing! Ahah! But seriously, I was wanting to know if any of you guys ever felt like he was actually losing his mind. What do you think? It's really weird! I was watching this movie today about insane people in a hospital, and the nurses were using painting to help them get in touch with reality. Do you suppose this might work?"

That's EXACTLY what he sounded like.

Post: #112

Is the only way to be alpha is to be raised by a pack of wolves?

Should you wear different color shirts for gaming different races of girls?

What time of day is the best for getting a SNL for a first date?

If I go on a date should I order fish to show a girl I eat pussy?

Post: #113

Here's another example, off the top of my head:

"Just the other day I had gone through a large ordeal that somehow managed to set off buttons from my distant past taht I had already talked about. Except this time, it seemed to be magnified tenfold. Luckily I've been working out a lot lately and managed to keep it all good!
At first it seemed like a turning point in my life, but then not so much...what are your thoughts on this? Can we ever really escape things from our past? YOu should give some advice (SPECIFIC please!) and tools to avoid this sort of thing in the future."

Post: #114

Reading this is like hearing someone do a perfect impression of a famous actor.

Post: #115

/search.php?a...108f4dd1ff

Last night I came too quickly. Does this happen to anyone else?

Resources to build ice sculptures?

And I'd say this dude is more on the level of dashglobal, libertarianbootyhunter and mixx.

Post: #116

When will this thread end?

Post: #117

(04-30-2016 09:23 AM)Quintus Curtius Wrote:  Here's another example, off the top of my head:

"Just the other day I had gone through a large ordeal that somehow managed to set off buttons from my distant past taht I had already talked about. Except this time, it seemed to be magnified tenfold. Luckily I've been working out a lot lately and managed to keep it all good!
At first it seemed like a turning point in my life, but then not so much...what are your thoughts on this? Can we ever really escape things from our past? YOu should give some advice (SPECIFIC please!) and tools to avoid this sort of thing in the future."

Love the attention to detail: the subtle mispellings, transpositions and accidental Shift Key. Thread won.



I've spent years trolling annoying people with things like 'teh', '!!1!' and 'Legoes'.

Post: #118

Is the West declining?

Why do people keep saying the end is near?

Why is the West declining?

When will the end come?

Post: #119

(04-30-2016 04:56 PM)Pride male Wrote:  When will this thread end?

When people stop asking questions they want the answers to.

Post: #120

If I'm beta, and always talk about myself, does that make me meta or beta?

Post: #121

Rare trasncript of johnbozzzzzzzz auditioning for the lead role in "The Matrix":

johnbozzzzz: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bullets?
Morpheus: No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.
johnbozzzz: But you're saying that if I had to, I could?
Morpheus: No, I'm saying you won't have to.
johnbozzzzz: But if I had to, I could dodge bullets?
Morpheus: No, you won't have to.
johnbozzzzz: But if wanted to, I could, right, because I'd be able to?

God save us from people who mean well. -storm

Post: #122

"Some people don't put their JohnBozzz questions within quotations, does that mean they actually want to know the answers, but are too scared to ask?"

"If you want to break up with an imaginary girlfriend, do you need to tell her in person?"

"If Little Dark told you to 'go home' but you went to a friends house instead, what would happen?"

"Why does the search button say 'new thread'?"    

Post: #123

This is what i imagine him looking like.

Post: #124

Do you think Roosh might actually be a virgin?

Post: #125

Someone should create a johnbozzz bot.

It just asks and also answers with endless mundane questions based on your topic input.