Post: #1

From the "please make it stop" beat...

Quote:George Fellowes is a 22-year-old university student and believes he gets what he describes as "a male period".

He says he's so close to his best friend and flatmate Amber-May Ellis that he gets cramps when she comes on each month.

And it's become so bad that at times he's had to take sick days.

Speaking to Newsbeat, George explains: "I think it's a psychological thing because we're so close, we feel the same emotions."

Over the past three years he says "it's been like clockwork every month" and he has similar symptoms to females.

"I get pain in my lower abdomen and in the groin area. I get super moody, really erratic and angry with most of my friends.

"I also get emotional. I'm not really one for a cry but during that time of the month I'm an emotional wreck."

Slut face spotted...

Post: #2

Gay face spotted also.

Post: #3

Does he feel his stomach filling up with semen when she sucks dick?

Post: #4

(04-09-2016 12:48 PM)Roosh Wrote:  From the "please make it stop" beat...

"I get pain in my lower abdomen and in the groin area. I get super moody, really erratic and angry with most of my friends.

"I also get emotional. I'm not really one for a cry but during that time of the month I'm an emotional wreck."

This "Best Friend" is his worst enemy, he does not even know it.

Post: #5

(04-09-2016 12:48 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

So which one's the male?

Post: #6

(04-09-2016 12:52 PM)h3ltrsk3ltr Wrote:  Does he feel his stomach filling up with semen when she sucks dick?

I'll take "What is a cuckold?" For 400.

Post: #7

I'm not even shocked by these headlines anymore.

Post: #8

This news headline gave me cancer and pushed me into manopause.

Post: #9

*see the female room-mate* That's a man, baby!

Post: #10

Post: #11

(04-09-2016 12:52 PM)h3ltrsk3ltr Wrote:  Does he feel his stomach filling up with semen when she sucks dick?

No, but she feels hers filling up when he's sucking dick.

Post: #12

Guys are being groomed into bitches. Just wait more crap will come out in the future.

Post: #13

I've heard of beta orbiter nice guys hanging around girls hoping she eventually realizes he's her prince charming, but this sure takes it to a new low.

Post: #14

http://southpark.cc.com/clips/151732/cartmans-period

Post: #15

Part of me envisions the Generation XYZ / Millennials or whatever having a massive suicide epidemic sometime in the next 10 years. Good riddance pussy generations. The masculine man rises again.

Post: #16

(04-09-2016 12:52 PM)h3ltrsk3ltr Wrote:  Does he feel his stomach filling up with semen when she sucks dick?

Post: #17

An alternative to the "synchronicity" theory is perhaps that a 10 inch cock pounding one up the colon feels just like menstrual cramps? I think that would likely tend to make one "moody" as fuck too.

Post: #18

I don't think he's gay, it's just an incredibly pathetic and - dare I say - creepy way of forming a bond with this 4/10 in order to sleep with her. I've seen similar tactics from teenage boys/young men and it always ends badly.

I hope he gets punched by a jock for his troubles.

Post: #19

Once you get below a certain desperate weeny chodeness threshold you are automatically granted an honorary fag club card. This "dude" qualifies

He may not actually suck a dick but I bet he'd hold one in his mouth till the swelling went down

Post: #20

He just wants to seem so understanding and caring. He thinks the nice guy route is going to get him into her pants.

Plus, it is attention whoring.

Post: #21

Don't something like 25% of British men actually believe they get "man periods"? I read that in an article somewhere, probably either on here or TRP.

Post: #22

Watch those symptoms magically disappear when he finally realises that she isn't going to let him fuck her.

Post: #23

When reading stories about guys like him, after the initial revulsion I always get a spur to investigate their upbringing and family history.

Estimated probability of him being raised in a broken family: close to 100%.

Post: #24

More specifically, a single mom/all-female household.

Post: #25

(04-09-2016 04:25 PM)eatthishomie Wrote:  Don't something like 25% of British men actually believe they get "man periods"? I read that in an article somewhere, probably either on here or TRP.

I've read somewhere at somepoint that scientists believe that men have some kind of seasonal hormone adjustments as well as a 4 to 6 month hormone cycle, but it is VERY MILD. I repeat, VERY MILD. Nothing on the order of what a woman experiences every month.

Any man who "feels a period" every month is just an idiot, or has a legitimate hormone problem that needs to medical intervention.